Aus-fag Thread
4211 here
5700, was raining heavily a short moment ago.
fuck man where is everyone? Does no one go on 4chan at work?
>>22729813
Seems like Aussies are less active in /soc/ threads.
>>22729846
whats sa like? a shit hole like wa and nt?
>>22729858
Incredibly varied.
The Adelaide hills are nice, Melrose area is good, but on this side of the Flinder's ranges, it's all open and kinda shitty. Most interesting parts are the beaches and they're only really good south of Port Broughton.
>>22729883
the east coast is nice idk where else is nice if any ware
>>22729904
Suppose it depends on the kind of scenery you prefer. Right now, I'd like to be in a bigger, more built up populated place.
Of course, ironically, I'd probably end up staying inside on my computer just as much.
>>22729916
yeah here I'm surrounded by mountains with a 15 min drive to surfers and a 30 min drive to bum fuck
>>22729858
Adelaide is nice if you like things fairly quiet. Can get anywhere you want in twenty minutes, but there's not a lot to do and everyone knows everyone.
5038
>>22729959
>twenty minutes
Craigmore to Mitchell Park is horrendously longer than 20 minutes. Just glad there's public transport everywhere.
>>22729959
everyone knowing everyone must suck
>>22729975
Craigmore is hardly a good example though. You know the twenty minute saying.
>public transport
Not that it works in Adelaide.
>>22729994
I was going to move to Modbury, but my friends decided they prefer living alone.
Any one here from Brisvegas? 4067
>>22730107
close I'm 4211 gold coast
>>22730122
damn, so close. Party at yours next saturday?
>>22730131
if I ain't sick yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Oii know any sluzzas you can hook a brother up with just got out of relationshit and wanna fuck
>>22730055
You didn't miss out on much. Modbury is shit too.
>>22730308
Grass is greener to me, Adelaide is a haven in comparison.
23/F/6021
Spent all night working on a project and today running all over the city. Just really want to drink some beers, have sex and fall asleep cuddling on a nice, cool bed.
18/M/6121
Recently got a car + my P's
The freedom is real
im standing up on the train coz i got on at central instead of at the valley today. 4303. no hands
>>22730367
27/M/6021
Northern suburbs people have the internet?
Stunned. End of semester Uni proj?
The big question though: Public or private high school?
>>22729558
2208 reporting in
18/MtF/les
I'm stuck here for two weeks, someone hang out with me.
[email protected]
>>22730397
>P's
>no turbos
>no V8's
Kek, enjoy your shitbox
>>22730929
Want a cute guy to suck your dick?
>>22730975
Maybe if you're cute/fem enough, I say les because I'm rarely into dudes, shoot me an email.
>>22730536
4305 here
>>22730929
wanna join a sydney skype group?
Adelaide here,
5046 i'm fukkin pro
4221
I just accidentally stuck a sewing needle through the little bit of skin in between your fingers and it hurts SO BAD i basically pierced it, 0/10 would not reccommend.
>>22731321
Note to self: home surgery is not for you
>>22731209
Sure, send me an email and ill reply with my skype name.
>>22731339
It wasn't something I was considering taking up desu
>>22730929
wot
2208...
this is me, 20 years old (in a week at least) 5'7, 110 pounds lost, transgender mtf... i probably live next to you.
>>22731249
I used to live near there. Seacombe Heights.
2110 checking in.
Everyone else busy with exams?
2484 previously 2535
7320
Stuck in tas. FML
3181, fwb bailed on me last minute. fucking bored now
>>22731407
youre cute. are you into boys?
>>22731503
Mhm, into guys only.
>>22730367
23/m/6112
Have we talked before? kik is necrotique ^^
>>22731405
lmfao i only just now realised my phone corrected desu to desu wtf
>>22731515
So what desu is desu?
>>22731515
desu.... to desu?
uguu?
fuck, I'm so glad I don't watch chinese cartoons, anymore.
>>22731515
>he doesnt know
>>22731507
any way i can contact you? youre a cutie. im in sydney too
>>22731407
>tfw two qt transpeople in Austhread
>tfw neither of them in Vic
;_______;
>>22731522
whats your skype?
>>22731530
[email protected], add that
>>22731481
7310 here.. I thought I was the only one haha
M/4703
Whats up nerds?
Anyone near got kik?
>>22731537
Heh yeah don't see many from down here around. Sucks to be us!
>>22731500
interesting,
3145 here. Whats your asl?
>>22731570
21/m sorry to disappoint
>>22731407
Oh, wow, send me an email qt.
23/m/4212
g'day cunts
>>22731519
Ah okay i haven't been on here in like a week my bad
Don't i look silly
Hi trans from 2208. I'm 36 male from nearby. How can I contact you?
33/m/5164
stooooooned
27/m/Adelaide
Anyone seen Fluxiow In a while? Best bj's in Adelaide.
4053 dude again
got a sweet adjustable gym bench for 60 today, it retails for over 200. Just need to find a power rack or a squat rack and score some weights and I can cancel this gym membership
oh yeah didn't get any replies last thread, but do any brisfags know the cheapest place to get clothes? mine are all fucked and I have like 3 pairs of pants left
23/m/6112 checking in again
>>22731803
The op shop at Rode is pretty shit. That's about all there is around there that I know of.
2530 dapto brah
>>22732352
Get the fuck out ov mah cuntry m8, what fucking language even is that?
Fuck my sleep, go to bed at 1am, wake up at 2am, what the fuck.
>>22731557
4703
Skatehard17
>>22732419
>go to bed at 3
>wake up 6
:(
>>22731477
Ayyyy 2483 checking in
>>22731512
I know you irl
27/m/3101 here.
Anyone here into /tg/ shit?
23m 2280
Snap/kik: spasmgazm
Any girls wanna chat hmu
29/m/4102
looking for fun
>>22734791
shiiiieeet, I'm still stumped towards who you are haha
where me melbros at?
who is getting excited for the thunder storms?
>>22735312
how did anyone have trouble with this holy shit
>>22735312
>>22735330
This, such a joke, I was actually dumbfounded when I saw this shit on the news. Anyone unable to do a question that simple really shouldn't be allowed to breed, I knew further maths was a bit of a joke but honestly I had no clue the questions in it were that trivial
>>22731481
>>22731537
7250 bringing the numbers up
Any females in Adelaide?
>>22736261
HHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahaHahahAhhHAhhaHahAhAhAHAhAHAhahahAHahHhahAAHahahahahHA
no
2529 here
Male 25
Snapchat anyone?
Any top quality anime luvin ironically only me'mers in north RAdelaide!?
22/m
looking to move out to parahills soon,
FUCKING NBN!!!! N.B.N!!!!!!
7009 here.
Another Tasfag.
>>22731571
expecting anything other than males to browse /soc/ ausfag threads
23/m 3930/3199
>>22736162
>>22736420
Tasfags all over the place!
33/m/5070
fems hit me up
25/F/3183
anyone going to sexpo? i need a sexpo buddy!
>>22735312
i was so excited for huge storms. then it was sunny and pretty the whole drive home. boourns.
23/m/Mildura
What's up, you arseholes?
18/f/2650
Playing runescape, dmm, can't sleep, kinda want weed but broke.
>have 1750 word essay due by the end of today
>done 600 words so far
wake me up etc
Any gay cunts here?
>>22736953
Maybe, only if you're a qt doe
20/m/bris
kik: endastfor
>>22736987
Are you a qt tho
18/m/bris
>>22737013
If you like twinks I guess, chances are you're either not my type or not in my state though anyway.
>>22736904
Oldschool or eoc?
>>22737124
Dead man mode the new game type, it's old school with pvp combat everywhere and no ge.
My ID changed because I had to get around a ban.
>>22737045
I'll take my chances, hell I've got nothing to lose. I'm from vic.
>>22737279
yup, Melb
>>22737234
I havn't played in ages maybe we could play what's your username, oh and im/21/m/4131
>>22737398
Sure but it would be better if you gave me yours, I keep my private off or on friends so you won't be able to contact me by my user.
That's a long way away. I'll be in Sydney next week.
>>22737321
Kik or email?
>>22737627
I'll add your kik if you post it, keep in mind I only really like smooth guys normally
Please tell me I'm not the only one that lives in Darwin?
>>22736261
there was one, but she killed herself
27/m/6021 dropping by to say TFIF.
Who's getting their netflix and chill on?
No one in my area, because no NBN, hah
>>22739341
Don't really want to post my Kik here, but if you feel like it here's an email [email protected]
I'm one reference short from a complete resume that will actually get me a job... Are there any ausbros ITT that would be willing to supply a false reference for a total stranger out of the kindness of their hearts?
I'm very happy to pay for the service but I am currently without any money and I would have to compensate you at a later date...
>>22741070
I don't mind. What type of job is it?
>>22741097
its in public relations
>>22736793
I'm thinking of going. Have you got Kik?
>>22741104
So would the fake referee need to be in the same field or are you going for more of a character reference?
>>22741112
I've been without a job for the last 6 months since I was in a sales competition thing to see who could win and get employed and I lost...
Basically I'm trying to fill this 6 months with anything at all, I don't know how detrimental this gap is but it looks horrible to me. It's a graduate position and I'm just graduating so I won't need specifically PR experience but I'm thinking about saying something like... Harvey Norman or JB HiFi so I can say that I'm used to being all about making connections and good communication etc. etc.
>>22741133
Oh, that shit's easy and you don't need anyone to bullshit for you. Just look up a store that recently closed and say you worked for them
>>22741142
and just make up a name as well? or just say the store name?
>>22741165
Yeah. Frankly they're only gonna call your references after they've interviewed you, and they'll be references somewhat related to the job you're currently applying for
2019 25-M
>>22741201
bitch its teh year 2015. Stop smoking that meth
2222. 24/F. Tired as shit from school and looking into getting citizenship here but it's hard as balls.
No ThikDik in the thread? I'm surprised.
>>22730107
4300
camira
who /3168/ here?
>>22741784
wanna chat? got kik? 29/m/syd here
>>22741901
3199 here, a mate of mine gardens at the Uni there
3057 reporting in
3121? 19/m
2208 here. ex-gf of previous mtf from my location in this thread (im also mtf)
Shes pissed off to her friends place in hornsby, I want someone that I can piss off to :P
m 4556 in 4053
25/F/melb
So bored, watching kill bill and considering baking a cake.
kik: bearbeque
>>22741969
hey im in syd. got kik or skype?
>>22742029
fite me flinders station cunt
>>22742029
I've been trying to think of a movie to watch tonight. Kill bill is a good choice.
>>22742063
It's on SBS right nowwww
>>22742057
But then I have to put on pants...
>>22742029
Where abouts in Melbs?
>>22742075
>>But then I have to put on pants...
It was only banter. I'm too comfy to go outside on a friday night.
>>22742063
Kill Bill is pretty good.
21/m/Bris
Kinda wanted to do something tonight, but all the friends and friends bailed so I'm left smoking alone and playing vidya games.
Normally wouldn't complain but I haven't had a good night out since I've been back in Brisbane and it's kinda bumming me out.
>>22742086
Balaclava / Jewcity
>>22742087
Hurray team friday night on the couch. Lucy Liu is insanely good looking.
>>22742136
Oh nice, Richmond here doing fuck all by myself.
>>22729959
5038 here as well. Small world in Adelaide.
>>22742147
Howdy ho neighbourino!
>>22742161
If this weather wasn't so bad I would have some slight motivation to do something.
Looks like netflixnchill is the only option.
>>22742181
There was a doco about people in relationships with a huge age gap on tout I think I missed it :(
>>22742190
What do you think is a huge gap?
>>22742193
I'd say 30 years but I dunno what their definition of it was.
Mildura reporting in. The fuckin' hungry jacks has no eftpos atm.
>>22742197
Okay fuck I thought you meant like 5-10 haha
Good god I am lonely.
Tonight I bought myself a bottle of wine, sleeping pills (Restavit from chemist warehouse, do recommend), and a microwave lean cuisine dinner. I made up my lounge like a bed, put on the news and celebrated my Friday night with a "real" meal. After, I popped 6 pills and downed my bottle just so I could fall asleep without crying from utter loneliness.
Now I'm awake again, think I went to bed too early. Oh and I have a massive headache now.
Kill me now.
>>22742050
skype. whats yours?
For anyone who comes over, sucks my dick and lets me suck them off and play with their ass (no anal sex).
Brisbane.
>>22742211
Different sydney guy here, skype is inquisitivone if you're still interested in talking :).
>>22741982
What street mate?
>>22742237
Fuck I'm retarded.
>>22742214
How much? And is your dick an oversized clit?
>>22742240
No, it isn't. I have an Eiffel Tower in my pants.
23 f 4503, bored and have to work tomorrow morning. netflix just ain't cutting it for me tonight. what's up?
>>22742263
Have to work the Caboolture line tomorrow which is always fun (sarcasm).
Fucking mongoloids up there, I swear to christ.
Let me Abos go loose, Lou
>>22742211
[email protected], add that
>>22742267
yep i'm working in morayfield tomorrow so.. i get it. i fucking loathe cabo/morayfield lol. i'm lucky to be a little further in from there.
>>22742274
Such is the ticket inspecting life.
2007
>tfw almost a whole year at uni
>Made no friends
>>22742276
sounds terrible man.
>>22742288
It's fun usually, just not when you have to work the Beenleigh or Caboolture line. Then you know you're going to get hands on and probably punch on that day.
>>22742281
>>22742281
go to UTS?
>>22742298
Yes.
Living on campus a shit, especially if you're socially awkward. All my acquaintances live hours away.
>>22742301
Do you have skype or something?
>>22742305
No. Why?
Do you live on campus too?
I'm pretty boring, dude. I know literally nobody.
>>22742307
Why do you think you knowing anybody would be something I cared about.
And no, I dont live on campus. Im a former UTS student though, and a loser and im here to make possible friends?
>>22742309
Because it reflects poorly on me as a person.
I am sitting here, drunk, on /soc/, a few days before exams start after all.
I can make a Skype account if you really want to talk, but I don't know what we'd talk about.
>>22742319
You should. Skype is good to have. When youve made it, tell me your info.
5043
If I keep worrying about not being mature enough for my age (21), does that automatically mean I am immature? fuck
>>22742321
Done. Do you just need the email I signed up with?
I've literally never used Skype.
>>22742281
try 5 years anon.
m/25/5024
Finally home and kicking back. Watching archer atm.
>>22742347
or your skype name
>>22742410
Nothing's showing up? Maybe I fucked up somewhere, what are your details?
>>22742429
Youll need to find a part where you like accept contact requests.
24/m/bored&horny
4207(visiting people there before going overseas) but currently in Gladstone for a week. If you're from/close to either place I'm down for almost anything. Kik is mydiscreet71
24/m/3136
>>22742214
I'm in. email me [email protected]
23 Male, Ballarat (near Melbourne)
Friday night alone, no friends, vodka, Netflix, my cat. Not sure if I'm happy with my life.
27 m sydney
2122
meet/fuck/kiss/hug?
M 27 4123
Any girls wanna come over this weekend, get high and fuck each other's brains out?
Oy oy
>>22742763
4132 sorry.
I'm already high.
7320
Bored in Tas and reporting in
>>22742795
Im from launceston, im in sydney at the moment but will be back on the 18th
>>22742281
did the same thing, but on purpose. tried to focus all my energy into my classes. ended up failing 1/2.
>poorlifechoices.wav
"friend" cancelled plans tonight.
Any qt grill want to hangout in Melbs?
>>22736904
Which dmm games, and I thought that site hates Australian ISP?
5038 here again, anyone nearby?
>>22736352
>>22731477
2528 represent
4109
need some friends for halo5 :(
3070
Bored
Anyone doing anything?
4209 bored on the goldie fucking storms fucked my tv
President of the 3182 Shitposters Association reporting in
>>22747316
What's st kilda like in this shit weather?
>>22747331
Shit.
>>22747293
Contemplating ordering a late night pizza or going to servo for icecream and shit
What do /soc/
>>22747293
yeah 3145 here just chilling playing some games, wishing i had someone to play with!
you have any games?
>>22747397
Nah unfortunately not :(
Haven't played seriously for years
>>22736793
I certainly could
anyone in perth want to chill? im thinking of heading to the city by myself
