Let's get another one of these goin'
aight, count me in
I'm the one on the left, ask for a clearer picture if you need one.
>>22727218
into fashion going through a rough time right now
>>22727220
loves hot chocolate and wants it right now
>>22727227
very involved in community service
hey guys, op here
stay legend
>>22727218
Kind of shy, but chill as fuck. I want to hang out with you, mein mann
>>22727220
comfy qt
probably owns a small, fluffy dog
>>22727227
likes it when guys look at her ass while doing squats
>>22727240
into punk. lives in Philly. Goes to a lot of shows and goes hard as fuck
>>22727218
low self eseteem but shouldnt have it bc youre awesome and stuff
>>22727220
deals with a lot of anxiety + introvert
>>22727236
you look young but people come to you for advice. youre into surreal stuff
>>22727239
<3 youre fun af and can hold your drink well + plenty of friends
>>22727240
kind of insecure but youre okay with it
>>22727285
i'm terrible at drinking :P I rarely do
qt 3.14. i can see you becoming a milfy librarian at a college after you write a couple novels and settle down in a comfy midwestern home <3
>>22727285
that's pretty accurate, you look like you are decently popular but spend more time alone than most of your friends
>>22727337
there are only 7 people itt and you can't do a single person?
>>22727337
You have abused your mother's painkillers at least once
>>22727285
You sometimes wonder why men don't look at you more when you're in public, but you do not dress provocatively or do anything else to try to draw attention.
>>22727240
You have never smoked a cigerette. If you did, you were drunk.
>>22727218
street boxeur
>>22727220
fake
>>22727227
fake
>>22727236
you look like you could play in the magnetic fields
>>22727239
you live in a hotel
>>22727240
into punk rock and pbr
>>22727285
you probably like cats
>>22727350
gimme time baby
>>22727285
seems quiet first but actually pretty wild
>>22727240
music and sports
>>22727239
music and fashion. a bit lazy
>>22727236
kristen stewarts androgynous sibling
>>22727227
gym, gym, shopping
>>22727220
at the hospital
>>22727218
your looks probably stand in contrast to your personality
>>22727337
extroverted fun dude
>>22727359
body image problems
ok assuming others now that the thread is established
>>22727220
intelligent, into nature and engineering
pretty silent, people assume you are shy, which is partly true, behind your fairly normal surface you have a deep and complex personality and a dark/nihilistic sense of humor
>>22727227
You act normal in front of friends and family, everyone assumes you are random blond grill no:76545427237421 but you are in fact deeply insecure about who you are or who you want to be. Likes nature and wish you went hiking camping etc more often
>>22727236
sweet and caring personality, likes to be the middle man in things, probably a big sister, not certain of what you want to do, but you are thinking about psychiatry or something related to medicine
>>22727239
>>22727239
the more i see you bro, the more i am convinced you love the movie Blues Brothers (mainly cause you remind me EXTREMELY much of a friend i have, even when it comes to looks)
>>22727285
You are fairly uncertain about your looks, and you always underestimate yourself if you are interested in someone (which you shouldnt be queen of hair).
Probably a very thoughtful person, loves indie music, and has been to several festivals, likes to smoke weed from time to time.
2727337
selfabsorbed prick that doesnt assume others
>>22727364
srry, qt <3
and naw, lol. work
You are the guy who gives everyone rides home from parties because you don't like getting drunk
>>22727365
music? yes. fashion? nope. Lazy? yes
makes quite a bit of money. is a bartender on weekends just for fun
>>22727375
I do like that movie alot! haha
>>22727218
considering how u look like I feel like ur self esteem should be much higher (over-worrying)
>>22727227
You obviously workout, fun person to hangout with. you like animals and like to party.
>>22727285
ure into literature and you definitely like animals
>>22727236
ure a good student, good work habit
>>22727220
maybe shy? regardless ure still into girly stuff
>>22727240
calm guy in the group but always up to challenge.
>>22727239
comedian
>>22727218
Bored..
>>22727220
You want to watch a movie with someone or go out
>>22727227
You want some appreciation about your nice butt :D
>>22727236
i don't know why but weaboo..
>>22727239
You like to go to rock/metal concerts
>>22727240
You're a killer in sack
>>22727285
i don't know what to say about you desu..
>>22727218
you train judo, kung-fu or something like this
>>22727220
you usually don't recognize when guys are into you
>>22727227
you are not really into this /fit/ thing (you eat "normal" things), you are popular in your school
>>22727236
you have a tumblr blog, you have a cat
>>22727239
your inspo is the 90's
>>22727240
you live with your mother, you are nice to other people
>>22727285
you are "friend to everyone" and "knows all the secrets about people" girl
>>22727337
you like to drink a lot, you spend a lot of time with your friends
>>22727359
you are cold to men, it's hard to approach you
>>22727365
drinks a shitton of beer, friday night is your favorite part of the week
Count me in
>>22727359
I think you have a fascinating, non average face. just dont overdo the makeup and dondt kill your hair
>>22727440
kill yourself or assume others ffs
>>22727218
Enjoys alt rock
>>22727220
Probably doesn't get out much
>>22727227
Takes more selfies than necessary
>>22727236
Probably has some useless degree
>>22727240
Probably went through a punk or skater phase
>>22727285
Introverted
>>22727359
Used hard drugs before
>>22727399
Uses the word bro at the beginning or end of most sentences
>>22727440
Chronic masterbater
>>22727421
Tried to learn guitar to pick up girls and failed
>>22727365
Before sex says awkward things like "time to lube up"
>>22727399
I wish I just got diagnosed with ADHD
you listen exclusively to classical
>>22727421
Does it count if I made the blog a week ago and the cat is living with my mom while I'm in college?
You enjoy "girly" alcoholic beverages
>>22727523
Working on Econ/IR Dual degree so halfway true?
You forget to shave often
Posting pic first making assumptions in a few, phones being cock
>>22727218
Works out 5h a day.
>>22727220
Tries to act shy an cute and if doesn't get attention that way, is loud and obnoxious af.
>>22727227
A trip to the bar where a rando hasn't picked you up for easy pussy is a failed trip to the bar.
>>22727236
Thinks they're more intelligent than anyone around them
>>22727239
Has a similar humor as moi
>>22727240
Popular w/ the ladies.
>>22727285
Spends most the time alone.
>>22727337
Loves to be the center of attention.
>>22727359
Rolls eyes more than 20 times daily.
>>22727365
Cannot get drunk anymore even if you tried, without it resulting in alcohol poisoning.
>>22727399
Finds it hard to not punch idiots in daily interactions.
>>22727409
Calls girls 'bitches' when talking about them to friends.
>>22727421
Can't speak in a group.
>>22727523
Hasn't ever stolen a bike.
>>22727218
You secretly enjoy certain anime
>>22727220
Seems all cute and cuddly but when in bed is into some crazy shit
>>22727236
You love the Sherlock series and don't drink much, but always have fun anyhow
>>22727285
Cute but introverted, probably have a few close friends but you never really go out with them, you prefer having them over
>>22727337
Chill AF, would drink with
More after, grocery run
>>22727675
Fgsdfs
>>22727465
Hair is already deaded
>>22727523
Yes
>>22727675
No
>>22727675
I'm at a loss for words. Very pretty.
>>22727675
likes suggestive teasing, geography, and nationalism
>>22727673
part of an extreme right wing group dedicated to the extermination of islam in europe
>>22727523
is a muslim in europe
>>22727421
enjoys fencing and beer. and both together
>>22727409
people don't take you seriously as often as you'd like them to
>>22727399
goes to the gym and did awful in high school math
>>22727365
likes people watching and psychology
>>22727359
enjoys drawing, crystal meth, and drinking copious amounts of water
>>22727285
is da best and u should cheer up cause it's making me sad
>>22727239
the glorious overlord of the white race
>>22727236
trips on dxm a shit ton
>>22727227
cries about objectification, objectifies herself
>>22727220
has severe depression and anxiety
>>22727218
goes to the gym and stares at man booty while working out
>>22727675
you look 2normal44chan
>>22727675
>>22727409
It happens from time to time, but only while joking like "Bitches huh?" and stuff like that :P
>>22727697
Nice assumption bruh. I'm assuming I should check my kik.
>>22727769
Spot on aside from geography.
I'll assume you work some sort of manual labor job.
>>22727776
That's more of an opinion than a assumption anon
>>22727817
its a good thing tho
me btw : >>22727639
>>22727817
PrObz
>>22727817
well i paint houses i guess that counts
>>22727842
I know. I'm a weeb, and a politically incorrect bitch. chans are where I fester.
>>22727864
Yeah, it does.
>>22727769
I'm actually in Canada but I do agree with that sentiment
>>22727882
>chans are where I fester.
same -_-
99% of the time I'm on /fraud/ exclusively.
just hella bored atm, even tho I should be studying.
>>22727902
>no other posts in thread
>>22727932
What are you trying to say?
>>22727939
>i agree with that sentiment
which sentiment, i posted about 20 sentiments
>>22727904
has like 3 sisters
was popular in high school
good relationship with your mom
into sports
>>22727769
underachiever
some mental illness like schizophrenia or bipolar disorder
good person tho
has or would risk his own life for someone
>>22727675
is super pretty
>>22727945
Sorry I'm retarded.
The part where I'm part of the extreme right wing. The guy in the sling is me, just saying I agree
>>22727955
>has like 3 sisters
only 1
>was popular in high school
lolno.
only lost my vcard this year
>good relationship with your mom
she lives 10+ hours away
its /okay/ tho
>into sports
is picking heavy stuff up and then putting it down again a sport?
>>22727218
Usually nice but can be an asshole sometimes
>>22727220
doesn't get enough sleep
>>22727227
knoes how to twerk
>>22727236
looks like my sister, that's weird.
>>22727239
doesn't know how to take a picture
>>22727240
nice guy, a little shy
>>22727285
pretty smart, loves the 60's
>>22727337
likes parties a lot
>>22727359
spends a lot of time on her hair everyday
>>22727365
Is into boardgames or D&D stuff
>>22727399
Not lucky with girls
>>22727409
Not really happy
>>22727421
Eurofag
>>22727440
Plays FPS
>>22727523
Good guy, often ready to give some help
>>22727673
had a painful breakup
>>22727675
Aware that she's pretty, wants a lot of attention
>>22727697
Likes to be better than other, not always brag about it but sometimes
>>22727769
People love to hang out with him.
>>22727904
Have a dead body in his trunk.
>>22727955
Educated and often in a good mood, fun to be with.
>>22727957
ah okay me too then. germany is totally fucked and no one is willing to admit that it 100% the muslims' fault
>>22727955
>underachiever
yes
>some mental illness like schizo or bipolar
well not those but just your average depression and anxiety
i like to think i'm an ok person, my friends' wellbeing is very important to me
you look like an english teacher or psyche major who doesn't like to bother people with her problems, but silently struggles a lot with mental health
>>22727996
reads books and drinks black coffee
>>22727996
I'm the painful breakup guy, you're right, was engaged till she cheated
I'll run an experiment here: without seeing my face, how much of an asshole do I look like in this? (the caption for it was "a break from oppressing the 99%)
>>22728003
I'm in west coast Canada, too many foreigners, segregation is the only way
>>22727996
you look like you wake up early, enjoy early mornings on weekends and stuff, when its all nice and calm out still, and the sun hasnt quite risen
>>22727955
You look like the kind of person who loves getting to hang out with people for a while, but then you need a while to recharge
>>22727769
I want to say you look like you like camping, but i feel like that is skewed by the forest in the background. So, I also assume you to be the kind of person who would much rather read than watch tv/movies
>>22728029
You try too hard to be cool and probably think you're the fun one of the group but you're really the one no one actually likes.
>>22728029
maybe a tad pretentious.
deffs not asshole tier
>>22727955
Opinion not assumption ;(
Mother is an overbearing Russian.
>>22727996
More like I know others find me attractive. But I'm on /soc/ so the second one is more of a given.
Ex-mormon.
>>22728047
Depends on what you mean by cool. I took the pic as a joke; I'm always wearing Hawaiian shirts, jeans and such, so seeing me in a suit and shoes is a bit weird
>>22728042
well you're right i absolutely love camping. you're right about tv but i like movies just as much as reading. anything with an interesting story really
you're really into harry potter and you would give anything to go to that hogwarts replica school thing they have
>>22728038
well i don't know about segregation but muslims don't assimilate in any way shape or form and that's the problem with them imo. and their backwards ass 700s ass cult pedophile warlord rapist worshipping ass religion.
>>22727996
i hope so lol
you like booze, lots of booze
>>22728029
you look like you're ironically an asshole so you're cool
>>22728072
You think you're the life of the party, also Hawaian shirts make you into a cunt unless you're a 40yr old overweight man
>>22728076
i need a new scarf lol
I do like harry potter, but it rarely crosses my mind. I just really like that scarf (which actually isnt supposed to be a gryffindor scarf, though I purchased it because it looked like one)
>>22728076
I only say segregation cause so many issues are caused by the differences in people and we need to deal with the fact that each race has shit people and each race needs to realize that before we can work towards peaceful living
>>22728097
It's impossible. People like segregation, no matter what they preach. It's our human nature.
>>22728083
>look like a cunt
...that's a good way to summon up my wardrobe, yes
assume away
>>22728008
Not bad
>>22728023
Sorry for you man... Something in your eyes... You look like a nice guy, tho, time heals.
>>22728029
Can be funny sometimes, but often an asshole.
>>22728042
Loves manga and japanese stuff. (and nope, not at all :) )
>>22727955
Spent highschool years reading gothic literature.
>>22727996
Does a lot of cardio
>>22728029
Supreme gentleman/10
>>22728042
Zero self esteem
>>22728140
Reserved and artistic, interesting but too shy to show it to anyone
>>22728140
Seems to be vanilla, but is somehow kinky, without really knowing a lot of stuff.
>>22728173
p chill guy that smokes weed and jams vidya
>>22728151
Thanks man, I've been told that before too, I got eyes that are old beyond my time lol
>>22728076
Yup, love booze !
>>22728173
Nope, I prefer booze over cardio.
You look like the guy who's not the most popular in the area, but whom everyone wants to hang out with because you're just funny and nobody can hate you.
Replying to my assumptions this time
>>22727236
both yes, even tho i have a plain black shirt here :/
>>22727239
thanks bro
>>22727285
thank you, btw you remind me a lot of a swedish fairy tale character called "Ronja Rövardotter", you have the same hair :)
>>22727364
used to box actually, a way better wrestler tho
>>22727365
yup, you probably know that after seeing my face here for so long :/
>>22727399
wow, thanks bro, appreciated
>>22727421
too shitty coordination for those things, wish i could tho
>>22727523
definitely, along with pretty much everything else, nothing better to travel to tho
>>22727675
more like 2hrs every other day, aint nobody got time fo dat!
>>22727686
Monster, Berserk, HxH, OPM, and the likes yeah, i like em bloody and realistic
>>22727769
keke, more like trying to avoid staring at grill booty atm
>on noporn and all Swedish grills are wearing tights .. why lord why
>>22727996
true, i can be very rough, i say things like i feel, you can always patch up a bad mood, but i cant fucking stand people walking around an issue
>>22727955
u artsy and a lil crazy but its chill
>>22728140
u spend a lot of time in the library
>>22728173
lots of female friends
>>22727769
u like the outdoors and probably have lots of outdoor pics on your tinder profile
>>22727673
ur sad but don't want it to define u
>>22727523
ur probably chill to chill w/, give generally chill advice
>>22727409
ur parents are proud of ur choices most of the time.
>>22728173
>>22728206
Same vibe from both of you.
Looks chill but kinda hipstery. Plus side of hipsterhood is knowing all the cool underground places.
>>22728042
Low confidence.
Possible lesbian? But that opinion mostly comes from you look like a lesbian I used to know in high school lol
>>22728029
Eh I think all smokers look kinda pretentious and douchy.
>>22727996
look kinda country, overly nice and polite
>>22728173
y-yeah
>>22728151
I mean kinda. Not a weeb or anything, but I still enjoy it
>>22728204
Don't worry I'm a secret weeb. Helsing, AoT, bloody and fun.
>>22728206
you look like a typical english south african girl
high maintenance
2posh4me
>>22728206
Man I must look sad as fuck, everyone says that. It's just my resting face, constant pain does that to ya lol
>>22728180
Bingo
>>22728200
I mean I can be pretty hated but I seem to make people laugh by the jokes I crack or me generally being clumsy
>>22728206
I know a fair few, but I work with a lot of girls on my team so there's that. Also you're big into fashion and probably have a tumblr page with a lot of followers or some shit.
>>22728215
I'm far from hipster hahaha. I can't even give people directions, let alone know any underground places.
>>22728222
lol if u only knew.
i get ready for work in 7 mins. that was just a day that i wanted to dress like a mermaid.
>>22728215
i'm "hip" i guess? i usually know about the cool places around town, but i live in a pretty big city so there arent that many unknown or secret places unless you are a big loser.
>>22728238
i do have a tumblr! but it has 50 followers maybe.
>>22727220
i want u 2 tickle my balls with ur feet
>>22727769
you're using that cat to hide your boner.
>>22728248
Post more of what you wear = instant followers
If I was a pretty girl I'd be a tumblr queen.
>>22728255
I'm in a massage therapist office waiting and that made me laugh out loud for some retarded reason. God damnit thanks anon
>>22728206
You were unpopular when you were younger
>>22728215
Not bad :)
>>22728217
You don't look like a weeb, just liking jap culture.
>>22728265
lmaooo that's great
>>22728262
what the fuck u weren't supposed to say anything
>>22728268
v tru
>>22728273
Seriously I needed that chuckle
>>22728284
:~))
>>22727421
super smart.. you seem to keep to yourself
>>22727904
ayy lmao
>>22728140
has super cute outfits
>>22728042
that one anime kid in middle school
>>22728301
Polarising. Has a bubbly personality that people either love or it grates on them like fuck.
>>22727203
from halloween
>>22728325
Did You Dress Up As A Slutty Pumpkin ?
>>22728301
You have a lot of friends, hang out a lot, but only one or two you consider really close
>>22728329
nope i was the michelin man actually
>>22728325
You choose the cheapest option when you can (like putting a black shirt and a piece of cardboard on your collar and calling it a disguise)
>>22728314
>>22728337
damn. you guys are good.
replace bubbly with aggressively sarcastic and you got it right.
>>22728393
Cool, new /soc/ waifu then.
>>22728140
You look like an artistic type
>>22728173
interested in whatever is hot at the moment
>>22728206
Fangirls for a popular series
>>22728414
you look like the average 22 year old american white kid. but you prob have a lot of secrets people wouldnt guess
>>22728325
would beat me in beer pong
>>22728301
was an RA in college
>>22728206
youre a 90s kid
>>22728204
thats super adorable. i looked it up and i wanna watch the movie now lol
>>22728173
super nice and sweet and dark and mysterious oo
>>22728140
you like the maze runner
>>22728042
you went through a goth phase when you were 12
>>22728029
you look like a normal business man on his smoke break standing on the sidewalk of wall street
>>22727996
60s are cool. i like the style of the 70s more. people say im smart but idk i dont think about that often bc sometimes i make stupid decisions and i know it. anyway youre introspective + like being outdoors a lot and people always like talking to you about anything. trustworthy
>>22727955
you wanted to be a teacher at one point
>>22727904
youre a procrastinator like me
>>22727769
no uuuuu. people think youre an asshole but on the inside youre gushy
>>22727686
i usually go to my friends place but in hs my place was like the meet up area. im sort of introverted but extroverted in other ways.
>>22727673
you like dark beer and youre secretly trendy
>>22727675
i do sometimes but i fucking hate it. i like being around people and everybodys busy till the weekend. you kind of do the same thing sometimes but you like people too. people expect you to be a party person but youre not. idk lol
>>22727523
sort of. you have kind eyes so people trust you a lot + tell you their secrets sometimes
>>22727421
yeah kinda. i get along with most people but im horrible at small talk so its weird making friends lol. people do tell me things. you like to travel + youre lucky you have the opportunity to do so. you were in a frat in college
>>22727409
i have no idea what to say about you either. youre friendly af and people treat you like the jolly friend
>>22728492
Beware of our gibberish language and a feels-train hitting you at sonic speed though queen-of-hair, Astrid Lindgren (the author) dont mess around
>>22727399
i like lit and animals but just as much as people. you barely talk in your group of friends but when you do people listen
>>22727375
<3 sometimes i am but i think we all are on soc haha one way or another. i try to be thoughtful but as of late i feel like im not enough to my friends. indie is cool, weed is cool sometimes too, but ive only been to a couple of festivals sadface:(
>>22727365
ha yeah. maybe youre the same way bc you look cool af
>>22727364
i love cats. i have a cat back home. i fucking miss her
>>22727359
i have wondered why people in general dont approach me that much but its bc i have bitchy resting face lol. but yeah i dont dress provocatively. you get into really sad moods sometimes but then you get over it and start the cycle over again
>>22727329
fucking a yeah people said i could be a librarian but i feel like itd be too boring for me lol. also i need to live in a city bc nyc is my homeeeee <3. youre a gr8 sober person then lol
>>22727340
im not sure if thats true lol. i had a lot of friends in hs but that was a long time ago. i talk to plenty but i only really feel comfortable really talking to a few people
>>22727337
youre weird
>>22728492
I do love dark beer but what do you mean by trendy? Like I have the high fade under cut haircut yes, and sometimes I wear button up collar shirts but usually I wear something with a game of thrones reference or a band on it
>>22728525
yeah isnt the shirt youre wearing got? idk what it says though lol. like you follow trends without trying or really wanting to but you do it subconsciously
>>22728499
this sounds fun as fuck. i love it. ill try to watch the movie first + the book if i ever find it.
>>22728414
You have a nice family, always had good grades, not a rebel kid, ending up a nice person making your parents proud.
>>22727996
>>22728492
I was thinking of the 68 spirit, so yeah, 70s work too. Also, nice guessing, pretty much exact.
>>22728531
Yeah it says sorry ladies I'm in the nights watch, my nana got it for me in England recently, super comfy.
And oh no not really, i mean maybe, but I usually just wear whatever is the most comfy, but I do like "trendy" music, like Ed Sheeran and passenger if that's what you mean, but I'm all about Protest The Hero, if that means anything. Idk I just finished my massage appt and am braindead
>>22728173
>>22728178
>>22728414
Spot on
>>22728206
Its the sweater isn't it lol?
>>22728301
lol I hope so, but in reality I know lik 60% of my closet is old band tshirts
>>22728492
Obvious assumption is obvious. come on lol
>>22728492
First part is true. I had a few years of hating partying, but misery has brought me back to the lifestyle of getting shitfaced drunk every chance I get.
Join our shit ch4t
http://ch4t.io/
thanks
>>22728558
Welcome to being a functioning alcoholic brother
>>22728140
some strange ocd tendencies but really nice
>>22728206
like artsy movies, but good taste
>>22728301
really happy and bubbly, everyone likes you
>>22728414
civil engineer
>>22728579
The kind of guy you can count on if your in trouble, even if it's not your best buddy or close friend.
>>22728579
My Vietnamese buddy from school who would trade lunches with me cause he wanted something else other than Asian and I wanted something other than a sandwich.
Strangely good at dancing too.
>>22728615
i gotchu my dude
>>22728621
lol. i traded lunches for the same reason
>>22728654
Good shit, us white fuckers thank you
>>22728579
your work involves sport or fitness or something like that
>>22728414
you're extroverted and you like to work hard and play hard
>>22728325
you're a white supremacist
>>22728301
you're one of those girls that's permanently making some sort of baked goods
>>22728206
you like the theatre and especially musicals
>>22728173
you use lots of drugs, lots and lots of drugs
>>22728140
you listen to belle and sebastian and live in a tree
>>22728774
wow I must look real homely in this picture.
I dont bake for shit, ever. Replace that with video games or reading about Chris-Chan.
>>22728774
also well groomed as fuck, sensitive but plays it "cool", also not american
>>22728799
all of those things are true https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbBX6aEzEz8
>>22728774
>you're a white supremacist
equal rights activist actually
>>22728774
Theatre kid.
(Also kek if you're saying I look like a disney princess then thank you)
>>22728579
Hard working, but chill. Will get shit done but not be overbearing about it.
Also on a side note ur very cute.
>>22727399
No, but I'm the "funny guy" in my friend group, I think. I'm more of an asshole
>>22727409
I like to go to all kinds of shows, homie
Currently works at a movie theater
>>22727421
No, I just have shitty fashion sense. kek
Wealthy. Can afford to travel anywhere you want
>>22727675
Yup, from what I can tell
You're intimidating to the majority of the new men you meet because you actually speak your fucking mind.
>>22727697
Sorry, but that look you're giving gives me douche chills
Probably goes for a jog in the park everyday
>>22727769
but i love everyone :(
You'll be friends with anyone if they are cool, regardless of social class
>>22727996
it was a work pic, homedog
>>22727955
Uptight but dependable
>>22727996
Shrewd, not very patient. Grew up quickly.
>>22728173
Life never goes in a straight line for you.
>>22728206
Fun with liquor. Mama bear-esque temperament.
>>22727769
Recently discovered the joys of asceticism.
>>22727673
Slowly getting back on the horse.
>>22727523
Rough life back home. Kind at heart.
>>22727236
Comes across stuck up sometimes.
>>22727220
Afflicted by the aryan's curse. Join the club.
>>22728301
You've worked hard to be happy.
>>22728414
A real mouthpiece when under the influence. Otherwise pretty predictable.
>>22728774
It's all going according to plan.
>>22727220
wicked head game
>>22727359
wishes they were female
>>22727365
hates it when people bring up his Asian grandma
>>22728206
Wants to be an alcoholic
>>22728325
CBG Cheese Burger Gang whipping straight to Mcdonald's
>>22728955
What the fuck? I am a female
>>22728787
You still look like you bake all day. I like your hair tho.
>>22728774
You give a lot of attention to your hair.
>>22728579
You somewhat insecure about yourself
>>22728414
spend too much time sitting at the computer
>>22728325
you are a rapping priest
>>22728925
You rated me before
>>22728206
based
>>22728140
virgin, likes to play vg
>>22728173
listens to indie
>>22727996
tries to fit in and socialize but deep down he knows he is a 4channer
>>22727955
shy, only has close friends
>>22728955
skateboard
>>22728886
i am...maybe
>>22728925
how i wish that were true
>>22728973
this is true, i do
>>22727675
your a stressful person to be around but sometimes your funny
>>22727769
your a morning person who makes good breakfasts
>>22727904
your chill but you get pushed around from time to time
>>22727955
your borderline autistic and you say "woww" a lot
>>22727996
you got married to a obese woman but your marriage is bountiful
>>22728042
your lazy but your mom forces you to play basketball
>>22728140
you are dominant in a relationship and not fun
>>22728206
you listen to house music and your are prone to tears
>>22728325
you eat a larger than average amount of food and cars are your main status symbols
>>22728414
your a semi closet homosexual with a good taste in music
>>22728579
your a generally quiet person and military or sports enthusiast
>>22728774
you hold strong opinions on subjects you know nothing about and enjoy "gossip"
>>22728787
you work as a bank teller
>>22728955
your a low level groupie to some dude with really long hair
>>22728925
your girlfriend has catseye glasses and sometimes you get a little upset
>>22728970
Not legally
>>22729005
>you eat a larger than average amount of food and cars are your main status symbols
true on the food but im not into cars, the subject is really boring to me
i get what your going for though but no im not in that kind of social group
>>22728925
>>22729008
I was born a woman but I'm underweight so my face is gaunt
Pic of me when I was 20lbs heavier
>>22729068
You look better then.
>>22729068
what happened
go for it
>>22729005
>tfwnogf
Right on the upset bit, though.
I'd say you're stuck in an emotional/me tal loop at the moment.
>>22729078
Yea I was healthy and happy
>>22728973
correct sir, but I wouldn't call myself a huge gamer.
>>22729005
The exact opposite lol
>>22729053
Lel'd.
>>22729005
bank teller? nah dawg im a designer haha
>>22729005
I don't even like music
>>22729108
people say I look angry or sad all the time
and im not
there is absolutely no expression on my face
my eyebrows are level
my mouth is not puckered
my eyes are just doing their thing
what about my face is sad or angry??
>>22729143
woops
didnt read the post correctly
but still
>>22728925
I'm the sling guy, and not really getting on the horse so much as hobbling it, just slowed my drinking from a 26 a day to a Mickey every 2 days at the most, usually every 3.
Oh, this should be fun. There's already been a lot of false assumptions based on this pic this far. Will check back and make some assumptions of my own in the morning.
>>22727203
Honestly I just wanted an excuse to post this pic somewhere
>>22729225
>>22729101
Okay, quick assumption before bed - Good at math, timid, studious, is part of an Asian dance troupe from LA.
>>22729225
probably a normal fag with some self-hating tendencies, mixed with a bit of an ego. I'd hope you'd be quirky, nerdy and weird but that is a dream I am projecting on your handsome face.
>>22729068
Why aren't you happy anymore :( It's too bad, you look so vibrant and full of life there :/
>>22727285
Has the strongest & most tender shitpussy in North America
>>22729143
In that pic it looks like you've resigned yourself to/from something. It's as if you're trying to avoid dropping any hints by forcing a blank expression, while at the same time realizing the futility of it -- just like futility of being on this website. The tightly clamped jaw/mouth gives it away (not the same as puckered lips of course).
But yeah other than that you've got a killer poker face, pal.
I'm at your mercy, /soc/
>>22729005
I don't think so. Unless you are an intimate partner.
You have a lot of knowledge on the strangest of things. It surprises a lot of people.
>>22728896
I think a lot find it refreshing. But I guess that could be true.
>>22729225
your a lawyer who spends his time watching cartoons from the 70s every night after 8pm
>>22729393
is your name nick lol
>>22729393
Your name is Josh
>>22729245
Very confident in your looks. You're beautiful, you know it and don't doubt it. Girls like that can post their pics, not participate in the thread, and get away with it.
>>22727218
masterrace
>>22727236
liberal arts major
>>22727337
has clean teeth
>>22727359
parties every weekend
>>22727421
took a gap year
>>22727769
laid back stoner
>>22728042
anime freak
>>22728301
always happy
>>22729225
grew up fat, got fit, shows off body
>>22729444
dead eyes :(
>>22729535
left of center
>>dead eyes
Thats an observation, not an assumption
>>22729542
srry
>tricks people with his dead eyes
>>22729535
you drink a ton of tea and you have numerous STDs
>>22729632
One of those is right. I'll keep u guessing
>>22729393
Watch zoophilia
>>22729535
Tumblr
>>22729444
Sci fi nerd
>>22729685
Never tumblr'd before, but that is a common assumption
>>22729685
Mmm pic didn't upload
>>22729697
Last try
Greetings
>>22729535
had hormone therapy and jacks his tiny weewee off to rotting corpses
>>22729444
gets molested everyday by his middle school teacher but is afraid to tell parents because they rape him too
>>22729393
herpes
>>22728206
artsy, depressed, eccentric
>>22728325
was a bully but developed empathy as a teen
>>22728774
i'm your stunt devil
>>22728787
meme mistress
knows lots of internet inside jokes
would psp with/10
>>22729225
was wolverine for halloween
>>22729245
you like dancing, people, doing things, but seldom talk
>>22729444
fellow r9k breh
>>22729535
woah i was just thinking about you o.o
i looked through some 4chan pictures i had saved because i wanted to find the right reaction image or something and noticed your gorgeous face (i save everything in one folder lol) and was like guhhh i wish she would post again
DID I SUMMONED YOU?!?
>>22727227
/fit izen for sure
>>22727359
Crack whore
>>22727285
Not used to compliments but deserve them
>>22727409
Loud and obnoxious to compensate for.. Well you know
>>22727399
In to music a lot
>>22729405
Didn't mean it as an insult
>>22729101
Likes cars
>>22729225
Drinks the blood of night club girls he takes home because he is a sexy vampire.
>>22729236
lol this pic
>>22729245
into indie music. pop-punk kid. favorite band is Tiger's Jaw
>>22729393
Your name is Gareth
>>22729722
pls. it's a vita. nice try tho.
>>22729722
you look nice in this picture btw~
>>22729722
you killed your best friend while hiking in Vietnam
>>22729745
i knew that
>>22729758
what was the whole meme comment from earlier? lol
was someone having a field day from posting as me??; those rucksters
>>22729770
shit you caught me
i still have flashbacks and the guilt has always plagued me
i know what i must do now
>>22729722
>was a bully but developed empathy as a teen
spot on anon
>>22729719
how did u know?
>>22729722
You must have summoned me! :*
>>22729444
plays acoustic guitar at parties
covers leonard cohen songs exclusively
>>22729535
art hoe
>>22729707
likes craft beers like, too much
>>22729711
only does leg day
>>22729717
face is made of silly putty
think that you are way smarter than you actually are
just average
>>22729722
one of those people who always talks about how much they love tea
>>22729725
in a sorority
hates all the girls in your sorority
>>22729225
Slay pretty much whenever you want
>>22729725
Would get fucked for a compliment
>>22727675
Ice queen
>>22727996
In to photography/arts
>>22729821
daddy issues, mistakenly believes shes good in the sack, spends way too much time in front of a mirror/takes forever to get ready
>>22729836
me and my dad are chill, i take like an hour to get ready, and i am probably shit in bed but i'm enthusiastic so boys put up with me
2/3 is p solid
>>22727220
Fuck, are you from Canada? You look exactly like my ex
>>22729850
but you only hit 1/3, anon. enthusiasm is great, but it does not negate lack of skill. youre fucking mouthy, too.
but i kinda like it
>>22729774
I feel like people are trying to turn you into the new Brandon
>>22729880
oh no i meant that you had correctly assumed 2/3
>>22729926
ah. question- does the carpet match the drapes?
>>22729941
loves to get dressed up
>>22729827
gets jealous easily
>>22729821
her own type of cyber/goth/punk thing
>>22729725
money and boobs are everything
>>22729722
rich but sad
>>22729711
latino who loves nature
>>22729707
appreciates good beer
>>22729535
in sync with the animals
>>22729444
got frozen, will live until the year 3333
>>22729941
has fucked multiple black guys
>>22728173
i fucking know you/10
>>22728492
I was 19-20 when I took this actually. But i definitely held secrets at the time.
This is a photo of me now
>>22728533
Almost every part of this was pretty far from reality. Parents are gone, I was a nerd but only at the end of highschool, and I'm trans now.
But I try to be kind and polite.
>>22728774
I'm very shy and introverted. I'll guess you're even smarter than you look.
>>22728787
>Chris-chan
IWTCIRD? :^)
You seem like the perfect person to browse [s4s] and be buddy-buddy with. Oh and that photo is from 2014, apparently.
>>22728925
I stay quiet when I drink out of fear of making a fool of myself. I'm my most unpredictable around people I'm most comfortable with.
>>22728973
Nailed it like a Hebrew to a cross.
I know that smirk, you know you're good looking, even if you put yourself down sometimes.
>>22729005
I'm mostly out of the closet these days but that was really accurate.
You like to feign seriousness before breaking into a smile.
>>22729941
Loves to dance
>>22729827
Has been to /hr/ or /g/
>>22727220
Very soft-spoken.
>>22729737
Yeah, I know. But I was just clarifying :P Maybe intimate partners can be intimidated. But not friends in a bar for example if I give a piece of my mind on a convo.
>>22729827
Mostly. I can be emotional too cause femanon.
>>22729821
Validates self by sleeping w/ randos.
Where you from anon?
>>22729821
can't rate unless you tilt your head some more
Do it
>>22731390
why do I always get comments on my expression rather than anything about me as a person
>>22727227
you keep up with the Kardashians
>>22729827
Hates to wash the dishes
>>22729941
Smoker
>>22730802
Owns 2 cats
>>22731390
Money issues
>>22732569
Smokes weed
>>22731390
depends how you define smart
>>22729722
stunt devil?
>>22727218
loves dinosaurs
>>22727220
listens to AM
>>22727227
had perfect attendance in middle school
>>22727236
was forgotten in a mall as a small child, now has separation issues
>>22727239
is a fag
>>22727240
doesn't believe in capitalism
>>22727285
hermione granger is you biggest hero
>>22727337
killed many men
>>22727359
used to have an extreme eating disorder
>>22727769
(I still find you attractive)
Plays mario kart competitively
>>22727955
writes mary sue fanfiction
>>22727996
scared of birds
>>22728029
I have no idea but i want to fuck you
>>22728042
OTP is Drarry
>>22728206
super cool, edgy teen. loves going on adventures. Magic Pixie Dream Girl .goes to concerts a lot
>>22727365
Stage Magician in Ohio
>>22728774
Owns a designer watch, plans to purchase more
>>22729821
Lives in a shack
>>22733458
just a standard citizen watch, nothing too fancy...i don't wear a watch that often
>>22733730
youre really cute!!!
>>22729101
I feel like you have a taste in music that I wouldnt expect. Which is weird because thats what im expecting.
>>22729225
Recently became swole, enjoys showing off. I mean man I would be too.
>>22729236
Recently entered this relationship and is showing off. 'grats, hope it goes well.
>>22729245
Cares too much about instagram
>>22729393
Damn dude you seem sad as fuck.
>>22729444
Your parents are fairly wealthy.
>>22729535
Artsy. Would grab coffee and go to a museum with.
>>22729707
Lets go grab a craft beer.
>>22729711
Runner
>>22729717
Still in HS?
>>22729722
You most definitely play guitar.
>>22729725
If you dont have fake tits you will
>>22729821
Struggling with mental health issues of some sort.
>>22729827
Im going to second gets jealous easily
>>22729941
If you dont live in california you want to.
>>22730802
Listens to 90s rock
>>22731390
Incredibly introverted.
>>22733279
Parents have a strong idea of how they want your life to be
>>22733445
Feels cute everyday
>>22733458
Lives in the midwest
>>22733445
well fuck you too, then.
