Anyone have some craiglist stories or experiences to share?
Met the hottest girl I've been with on Craigslist, first girl to make me cum from a BJ or even from sex itself.
I've met up with some guys from platonic and casual encounters and they where all great meet ups. Nothing bad to say.
>>22702247
>logged onto craigslist
>searched for days, finally find one that catches my eye
>text back and forth for a while
>finally come up with a great time to meet
>finally arrive, kind of a dark street, I guess it's ok though
>finally meet face to face, description was pretty accurate, though some things weren't mentioned, it is craigslist after all
>paid the agreed upon amount...$150
>brought the axles home and cleaned them up and installed them in my blazer
Seemed like a good deal, I'd definitely shop on craigslist again
Met a few girls who "needed help". Fucked this big black lady who had the dopest pussy I've ever plundered and she let me cum wherever.
And had another girl. Redhead. Loved rough sex and eating cum but she had a lot of drama. 5 kids (1 dead) and a crazy ex boyfriend.
I have fucked five girls from Craigslist, and one from this site. Ranging from a 5, to a 9/10. I didn't use a condom with any of them. Half of them I came inside their pussy, one in her ass, and one in her mouth.
Ask away, fuckers.
sometimes i blow guys on cl for some quick cash/its fun as long as they're not old
>>22703896
how do you filter the spam?
>>22704089
Are you a dude? Cause like 9 times out of 10 I only get bj offers from thirsty as gay dudes in my area.
I got a crazy ass story so one time I was on CL and all I found were scams shocker right?
>>22703877
LOL!
Would read again/10
>>22702247
Found a nice second hand bike once. Good times.
Looks like its a go for me. Hooking up with an attached (long distance and she's allowed) asian girl.
Will post story if it goes through.
>>22703896
sorta like this dude, I've fucked ... I don't know, maybe 6 or 7 girls from CL? Also 2 from here and a couple from tumblr.
CL is a mess usually nowadays, unless you look in mw4m, couples are usually good to go
i work off of craigslist. i make adds, fuck some random creepy old man and i have all my money for the month, including my rent... its not safe but i know how to tell who is safe and who isnt.
>>22706371
I've been wanting to do that. How do you go about determining who is or isn't safe to meet?
>>22706810
its complected im a psych major so its in my training...
>>22706912
You live in texas right?
>>22703808
Advice and story pls
Girls who are posting: do you hook up with guys who respond to your ads, or do you respond to theirs?
Guys: same question
>>22703808
how much did you pay?
>>22706371
>>22706810
where you from?
ok my turn.
met a very cute 23 year old on there. hung out a few times, drinks, food, nothing special.
one night she texts me that she wanted to hang out. I pick her up, we get shitfaced, end up fucking around at the beach. from that point on it becomes sexual. we hang out a lot, each time fucking around. she's an OK lay but it's constant so I keep hanging out.
finally I get bored & make up some bullshit excuse & we stop hanging out.
sometimes I miss her.
also, I'm an asshole.
>be me
>senior in hs
>meet a guy, he picks me up near my house really early in the morning
>in my rotc uniform
>hands me poppers
>take a huge fucking whiff, 'maximum impact' shit
>jfc.jpg
>pull in behind a church
>mutual blowjob
>cums in my mouth
>drops me off at school
life's good
>>22702247
I've only ever had bots and email phishing on Dallas CL.
>>22708237
that's all there is here in SF too unfortunately
>>22706912
That pic of you? No shame huh? Preeeeetty gross.
>be me
>received some bjs
>hit up a "partying" couple
>fuckit.jpg
>6'2 male & 5'6 female
>mfw when they bring meth
>YOLO
and that's how I tried meth for the first time
>>22708595
how do you feel about the mw4m thing? has a guy ever intentionally tried to fuck you?
>>22708602
Usually I pick out ads that have 420 or partying in the topic so if we are both intoxicated I might have a chance. Haven't had any guy force themselves upon me
>>22708572
was begning to think i was the only one actually using the sf listings
I've got one for the fucking books.
>Am a girl, this happened last year when I was 18
>Had nothing to do for the weekend, somewhat a loner
>Wanted some extra cash
>decide to get a hotel and be an escort for the weekend, why not
>set up craigslist ad, sifting through replies on kik
>one guy doesn't want to pay for sex but wants to bring Molly and chill and possibly have sex if im feeling him
>couple hours go by, haven't found the "right" client yet
>tell him to come to the hotel
>He gets there, he's hot as fuck, 28 and muscular and sexy
>puts lines of Molly on the table to snort and then we also eat some
>begin feeling beautifully fucked up
>we're vibing really hard, talk for 3 hours
>a month before he just got home from 8 years in New guinea as a marine, nothing to do and nobody to hang with
>eventually we end up having fucking amazing, sweaty, messy loud sex
>multiple times
>at one point he logs into a camming account he has
>"wanna get on cam, blow Molly and fuck like animals and people will tip us?"
>I dont care about the tips, I just want some more of that dick and I want people to watch
>went on into the night, then the next day, and through the next night
>I tell him I used to sell drugs here and there
>He asks if I'd like to sell Molly with him, he has a great source 2 hours away
>for the next month and a half I ride with him two hours away every other day to pick up more Molly to sell
>making stupid money
>after a few weeks he seemed to just be doing all his Molly instead of selling it
>he's probably addicted
>was hurting business
>Just stopped talking to him one day
I wonder about him and how he's doing from time to time.
>>22709793
Should've shot him on the back of the head
>>22704110
It starts to become very obvious what's spam and what isn't. But really, it's just part of what you have to put up with. It's really very little energy put in to deal with spam.
>>22706220
Probably varies somewhat depending on your location. Tinder is probably becoming easier, but I'd rather find girls into BDSM, which is harder with Tinder without possibly outing yourself.
>tried using it to whore myself
>posts kept getting deleted
>made no money
>still broke
0/10
>>22711795
Are you a guy or girl?
>>22711801
tranny
posted in m4m
people who actually got to reply to me in the time before it was deleted were all time wasters just wanting pics despite me attaching a bunch in the initial OP
>>22711826
>>22711801
also posted in m4t or whatever that one is
>>22711826
Back pages is probably a better bet.
Amanda Bynes' attorney (from when she set herself on fire). I was there when she was arrested...I mean went 5150. Seriously. She was married, in an open relationship, and tried to set me up with her daughter when she broke up with me. Probably shoulda said yes to that threesome with her husband...
Replied to a mw4m posting. Long story short got contact(kik) info, and have a tentative date and definite location(casino) for meeting. Looks like im about to fuck this guys wife! will update after the encounter.
On cl I found a pretty hot milf that loves creampies and me crossdressing. Sometimes her husband watches or fucks her afterwards. I've been with them for a year and it's been pretty fun
>>22712004
lucky you. so how are things in LA? as much as I love this place my feeling is that it's overcrowded and overpriced
>>22712598
best of luck to you m8
>>22702247
>Left alone in a hotel for a day
>Been wanting to suck a cock for years
>Put ad on craigslist
>Get an older dude, hes 40, im 19
>Agreed to let me suck him then take him bareback
>Meet him, smells like cheap cologne and hes slow
>Start sucking him, slightly above average cock, once i get past the cologne it feels like its melting in my mouth
>His cock is my oral heaven
>Im just as hard as him
>Almost cums within the first three minutes
>Wants my ass
>Didnt loosen it, ask him to use the lube and finger it
>"You don't need that"
>Rams his dick in me, black out pain, white lights see heaven
>He stops after a few pumps
>You can take it
>Cant take it
>Well suck me off then
>Excitedly sit him down to blow him after he cleans his cock of lube and my blood
>Moron used a numing lube, i couldnt feel my throat and he tasted like lube now and couldnt feel me sucking him
>what you cant suck now?
>I cant get off to this
>Are you trying?
>He finally jerks off on my face and cums in my mouth a bit
>Says thanks and leaves.
It wasn't enjoyable, but Ive agreed with myself if I find a nicer cock ill gladly do it again.
Male, virgin, horny AF. Thinking about finding some one on there to fuck tonight. Thoughts
I've fucked guys I've met on CL through browsing m4w, and I'm not ashamed.
>>22713716
good... girl?
>Posted ad online
>After months of resposting for the fuck of it, 40 year old answers it
>Meet at her place
>She's married, he's okay with it
>We fuck
>I don't wear a condom, cum inside
>Lay next to her, awkward
>She wants to have dinner with me and he husband
>Never see her again, she gets mad.
Fucked someone twice my age, she was a 3/10, good enough for me.
>>22713736
If you're trying to ask my gender then yup.
>>22703896
Why without condoms? Lol
>>22713749
Why don't you tell us about some of them.
>>22713757
Because it feels way better, and I love the "slutty" factor. Risky, though. I guess I'm lucky.
I'm a girl. I used it a lot a few years ago but I was somewhat picky and only hooked up with 5 guys. 2 of them in one night where I was particularly depressed. Kind of regret that but the others I don't. It's probably even more safe than meeting a guy at a bar because there's an electronic trail if anything were to go south. Two of the five guys became regular hookups but one of them had a gf and I felt bad for her.
I've also hooked up with one guy from soc and dated another for a couple of years
>>22713775
Do tell...
>>22713775
>more safe than meeting a guy at a bar because there's an electronic trail if anything were to go south
That's a really good point, I never thought about that...
>>22713775
>It's probably even more safe than meeting a guy at a bar because there's an electronic trail if anything were to go south.
Oh no. It really isn't. They're not gonna bother with seeing who you emailed if you just go missing or something. And an email wouldn't prove much. At least at a bar there are other people, cameras etc.
Doesn't even matter if you're a pretty white girl.
>>22713767
Nothing too special. I've only posted an ad once or twice. I used to browse m4w myself and hookup with people that way. Some sex bad, and a lot of it genuinely kinky as well. Like you I get off on the risky factor.
>>22713789
Electronic trail is much easier to follow. A grainy camera at a bar? Not so much. You'd better believe they pull your cell phone and email records if you go missing long enough, and they'll be looking at your computer.
>>22713793
Describe the kinky sex. I'm also curious if you are implying that you don't use condoms.
>>22713805
I don't think you understand how little police care to actually do all that.
>>22713806
Then why would they care about what bar you were at?
>>22713809
Because it takes little effort to ask s bar owner for tapes or ask people at the bar. You read that all the time.
They aren't going to bother with contacting email providers or Craigslist pr getting the proper legal permissions to see who you were communicating with. Usually anyway.
I guess my original point was just don't be so trusting of the internet to protect you because of "electronic trails".
>>22713789
lol an email with me saying 'hey lets meet up' the day i go missing wouldn't prove anything? cool that you think that.
anyways, i've never had a bad experience but i'd never go back. just older and less reckless than i was then.
>>22713824
Not trying to be an autist about this but... it really doesn't. Just that you were last seen with that person.
>>22713819
Yeah, and the result of that is "I might recognize her, I don't know, we see like 400 people every day". Or "she left with some guy". That doesn't do anything. Whereas a simple glance on the person's computer, open up their email or instant messaging, bam, right there. No contacting involved.
Seriously, I work in IT and look into this kinda stuff, and I would definitely trust an email/phone trail every day of the week. If you don't think they send a quick warrant request to the cell phone provider first thing, you're crazy. It takes them little effort, and they don't even need to leave their office.
>>22713805
Handcuffs and the like. The risk of doing it with someone relatively unknown turns me on. I've also not used condoms for not a decent amount, but other times I do. That's more important and depends on the signs I'm getting.
>>22713827
That's enough for a warrant
.>>22713829
Every one of my encounters has involved bondage, lol. I love BDSM. A shame you aren't in Michigan.
>>22713833
Nope, west coast. Been there before though.
>>22713844
Next time you're here, you should contact me ;)
>>22713780
what do you want to know? i'll answer anything
i was like 25 at the time
1st guy 22 chubby but super sweet. we hooked up two or three times. the last time he told me i helped him work up the courage to talk to a girl he liked and i never heard from again so i hope that worked out for him
2nd guy said he was 28 but had to be over 35. he had a nice body (not as nice as the pic of course lol) and the biggest dick i've ever had (just about 8 inches) he "couldnt get off with a condom" tho which i'm not really down for. the constant begging to not wear a condom eventually led me to end it after maybe 10 hook ups.
3rd guy: 19, after third time he told me he had an overweight gf who didn't like to be nude/have sex. i felt bad for her tho bc if he wasn't into that he should have just broke up with her i guess. idk i didn't wanna get involved.
4th guy mid20s. tattoos didn't wanna talk. average dick. fucked me missionary, finished said 'thank you' and left. :/
5th guy was 20, gorgeous with a nice body but low self esteem for some reason and he kept saying "are you ok???" ugh cmon dude. it was freaking me out and i ended up blowing him to completion bc it was taking too long
>>22713851
Winky faces don't work. Better over here anyway. We have nice beaches.
>>22713859
Details of the fucking, of course. But, it seems like these guys weren't the best, so, maybe I don't wanna hear about it, lol.
>>22706220
how do you go about finding people around you from tumblr?
>>22713866
Naw, bitches love winky faces. Everyone knows that.
Yeah, I'd rather be on the West Coast for winter, but Detroit has so much character in the summer. Truth be told, though, if nothing tied me here, I'd probably move to Chicago, New York, or even out west, just because I get wanderlust.
I actually go to the west coast from time to time, but I bet you wont give out your location. *winky face*
>>22713871
I don't really think tumblr is set up for that kind of stuff.
What are some red flags to look for. Wanting to hook up tonight never used Craigslist before. Not looking to get robbed, stabbed, or end up negotiating prices
>>22713879
It's true that different areas are cool depending on the season.
And definitely not with those winky faces.
>>22713895
Unless you're posting an ad, most of the ones you reply to will be spam. Also, unless you stand out when replying, if they aren't spam, they are getting flooded with replies and you won't be given a second glance. So my point is, make an ad.
Then YOU'LL be hit with spam, so look for that. Anything with an email address or that seems odd is spam. Beyond that, make sure you get things like a legit place to meet, and scope it out on Google maps beforehand. Talk with the person over a few emails, get a vibe from them. If they start to let crazy show through, just stop talking.
>>22713898
Alright, I promise. No more winky faces. ^_^
>>22713907
Thanks senpai
>>22713921
Why the FUCK did my phone auto senpai to sempai
>>22713924
I picked up what you were putting down.
>>22713907
I'm over here in the golden state.
>>22713931
Anywhere near LA? That's where I end up visiting when I'm in that area.
>>22713935
Not sure if I believe you, but yup I am actually.
>>22713954
For real, I have a friend that used to live here that moved to LA, so I have a place to stay when I want to visit. And flights are cheap if you book far enough in advance. Anyways, if you have a preferred method of contact, I'll give you my info. You seem cool regardless of possibly meeting.
>>22713958
Sure go for it. You can leave a kik or a skype.
>>22713978
Kik is tsundef
ive hooked up with about 35 girls or so off CL. Its cool if you have nothing better to do.
>>22702247
Alright, ive been browsing for years and have had countless chances to sleep with women but have always pussied out.
So this morning i replied to an ad from a 72 year old cougar who is looking for young guys. Turns out shes super rich and is offering me like $5000 a week to be her toyboy. Im not sure if i should do it, i mean she is really old and seems pretty controlling. She said she would need me until febuary, so that would be a fuck ton of money, but she also says i cant sleep with other people.
Before you call bullshit, she told me the name of her company and i checked the website and she is legit. Its the weirdest situatio though, i dont know what do to.
>>22708590
its not good work but the money is great. its almost covering my college and my rent with just enough to eat
>>22714034
Fucking do it oh my god
I've had plenty of good hookups with craigslist but I target married guys. I'm not looking for a relationship and neither are they. Cleaner, more discreet and grateful that I do what their wives won't.
Some closet gay guy wants a platonic female date to his office party and I'm bored enough that I'm considering doing it. Only problem is I'm in my 20s also legbutt and sympathize but lol he's like 40, and the idea of being turned down for what would be the most pathetic thing to spend my time doing sounds unideal
y/n?
How do I lose my virginity on cl?
I'm an 18 year old guy, who isn't looking for an actual relationship, I don't spill my spaghetti when I talk to girls, but I've never been interested in actually dating.
But that doesn't mean I don't want to use my dick.
How should I go about doing this?
Advice? Tips?
>Be me, 24 white, nerdy
>post on Craigslist, looking for pussy, don't care about looks
>lesbian couple contacts me
>says get us pregnant
>meet with them
>cum so much
>successful
>haven't heard from them since
>>22702247
>wanted new iphone
>Went to CL
>found older guy in W4M section
>traded pussy for iphone
>>22714491
Definitely not. Legbutt is a good thing tho.
>>22714480
You aren't near Chicago, are you?
>>22714512
I had a black woman at work ask me this. She was butch, her GF was femme. She said she knew I was really smart and her GF wanted to get pregnant. I thought about it but didn't go through with it.
It felt like a trap, I didn't want to end up paying child support for a half black baby being raised by lesbian accountants.
>>22714973
why not? it's something to kill some time and I'm bored off my mind
>>22715521
smart choice
>>22702247
I live in New York so craigslist is pretty hit or miss depending on the day.
Some nights I'll get 4 real people and have trouble figuring out what to do and other days it's nothing but spam.
Feel like it's a lot of energy to get laid and even more energy to find someone to actually connect with, but I'm too aspy for other forms of internet communication.
>>22716250
I mean, if you're a good bullshitter it might make for a decent time and possibly a fun story.
>>22714389
Shes controlling as fuck though and txts me constantly. Also shes super old and wrinkly.
>>22709793
>pseudo-sex work
>fucking on choice drugs
>making bank on molly
>is a girl
can I just have your life, thanks
>Just made a post about looking to lose my virginity
inb4 I get raped and have my organs harvested, not like I have much to live for, but still.
>>22717386
Is four months of sorta cringey sex worth $80k off the books?
i'd say absolutely fucking yes. your call of course but this is a gold mine.
How the fuck do i weed out the scams or fakes? i'm alone in an expensive ass hotel room because my slut decided to get sick.
i don't even care if it's a fat bitch as long as she's not ugly. Just want to fingerfuck her and cum on her tits and kick her out.
Am I fucked on a sunday night? Literally never used craigslist before but im really fucking mad right now.
I havent even figured out how to respond when they dont include contact in the listing...
>>22717386
do it you fucking pussy. legit hookers would kill for that type of money and fuck much nastier and cringier dudes to get it.
>>22715521
could make for one hell of a story at the family gatherings though.
>>22719553
>because my slut decided to get sick.
>fat bitch
>Just want to fingerfuck her and cum on her tits and kick her out.
You're going to stay alone because you're an asshole.
>>22719593
Lol at this fatty
So, retard tier question incoming.
I've been thinking of using CL/BP to drop my v-card finally.
Problem is I don't wanna end up with some girl that's forced into that shit, that's not cool.
Is there some kind of "code" that the girls post so you know they are doing it of their own free will. I'd feel like shit if I was fucking someone who was forced by a scumbag pimp to fuck me.
Sorry.
>>22719595
Not fat. No one wants to be around an asshole. There's a reason he's alone in an expensive hotel room and got stood up.
>>22719593
did I hurt your feelings anon? I'm obviously not looking for someone who wants me to be nice to her.
If she's not offended by it then I really don't know why you are...
Can't believe I'm actually watching someone white knight a random girl on craigslist... jfc.
>>22719618
I'm calling you an edgelord as a means of helping you understand why you're stuck alone right now. There's a reason people are avoiding you and it's likely that.
You're conflating this with being a "white knight" (pretty much only edgy black knights say this), but I'm not defending anyone. I was just trying to help you fix your shit personality, but it seems your feelings got hurt.
>>22719628
Where did he say anyone was avoiding him, you dumb bitch?
>>22719628
I'm alone right now because my sub (aka my slut) is literally puking her brains out. I guess my edge made her physically ill. oops.
>>22719634
He's stuck alone in his "expensive ass hotel room" because he got stood up with an obvious excuse, and no one is responding to him on craigslist.
Apparently you're a moron to such an extent that you're incapable of basic reasoning. Go play with your blocks before you hurt yourself.
>>22719649
You drew conclusions from two sentences you stupid stupid stupid child.
Are you autistic?
>>22708219
>poppers
i did not know they were legal until i just now googled it
where the fuck do i get these
>>22719655
It's literally basic deduction reasoning. He's complaining because no one on craigslist is biting for him right now.
Did your parents try to drown you? Is that how you ended up so stupid?
>>22719649
I would be very impressed if she can fake a flu that well.
If she hasn't had a problem with me being an asshole for the past 3 years, then I don't think she'd suddenly start with the "obvious" excuses today.
PS your basic reasoning is severely lacking.
>>22719672
>He's complaining because no one on craigslist is biting for him right now.
Did you miss the part where I haven't actually contacted anyone from craigslist yet with that stellar 'deduction' reasoning?
my lord you're thick...
>>22719673
If she were sick enough to "puke her brains out" you would have known far before your ass was sitting in a hotel room. The flu doesn't come overnight.
You got stood up dude.
>>22719686
Kek
>>22719694
I've been here for 4 days and I had to be here at least 3 of them regardless of her.
Surely canceling the last night of my stay and paying to change my flight to an earlier time was the better option.
If they put a phone number like "5one 4 || 2FOURone2" in the post is it more or less likely to be a scam?
Also I'm assuming that when they use $ instead of S a lot, they're looking for money?
>>22719737
Mate, just jerk off.
>>22719751
but that's boring. I don't even care about getting off right now, I'd rather tie a girl up and get her off
You can get laid from Craigslist if you post ads. Don't bother replying to them because most w4m ads are spam or hookers and the few real women get 500+ replies. You're much more likely to get dates/sex if you post the ads because real women do browse Craigslist. Here are some tips for posting successful ads.
>don't go in with high expectations - expect all women who reply to be some combination of batshit insane, overweight, single mother, cheater, butterface etc
>post something that is funny and interesting and well-written, this will get more replies than a one line ad that says "yo girlz hmu if u dtf"
>really can't stress enough how important it is that your ad is interesting and funny, remember you need to stand out from all the other ads she is looking through so you are competing with ads other guys are posting
>don't post anything too sexual in your ad, it comes off as desperate and unnecessary (remember you're convincing her to have sex with YOU so you are selling yourself not sex, she can get sex from anyone)
>if you have a female friend or relative you trust a lot tell her what you are doing, ask her to review your ad before publishing it and see if she would reply to it
>at the end of your ad tell them to put their favorite food or whatever in the subject line of the email, it separates real replies from spam and gives you something to talk about if you aren't sure how to reply
>don't post shirtless pics unless you have something to show off
>don't post dick pics
>do post a pic or two of you doing something interesting with a group of friends (and don't be a bitch about "but what if somebody I know sees me on CL?!?" big fucking deal if they do, it means they are looking for hookups there too)
>keep reposting every week and writing new ads until you get some replies
>>22719793
interesting advice, thank you for your post.
>>22719599
If you don't want to potentially see a trafficking victim then find an escort withher own website/go on TER or 411 and find reviews for escorts near you. I was a victim of trafficking a few years ago, I was advertised on backpage, and just...trust me. With CL/BP you're more than likely going to get a trafficking victim and no, there's no secret sign or anything, if she did anything to make a client suspect that was happening the trafficking victim would probably get picked up and beat on as soon as you left the room. Personal experience.
>>22718046
i dunno dude, she looks pretty frail, also trying to explain sleeping over at someone elses house like 3 times a week to my parents whom I live with is an ask.
Still, i could use that money.
>>22706912
You're a college student, you don't have any training, shut the fuck up.
>>22719737
For some reason cl doesn't allow a lot of numbers. even when I put my height/weight it will get rejected so people you that trick to get a number in.
and yeah, if you see "$", "generous", "roses" they are looking/offering money.
>>22719599
Why not just place an ad saying you're a virgin looking to lose your virginity. Include that you aren't looking to pay or be generous to weed out hookers.
I've responded to those ads and have been 6 guys first fucks (and a few more that said I was their first but I doubt it).
What do you guys usually post?
>>22702247
At my uni, I was drunk and alone for the night (after a party had finished early), and I decided to post saying I'd give anyone a blindfolded blowjob if they came over - my drunk logic was that they might be nervous about being recognised otherwise?
Anyway, a guy said answered, so I sent him my address. He came over, I answered the door blindfolded and topless, and we both said 'hi' before he came in, and I knelt down
and blew him. He came, I swallowed, and he left. Only the next day did I think how horribly wrong that could've gone. I had a mix of fear/tingles thinking that it could be any guy around me for weeks.
It was very dumb, but very fun.
>>22713237
This was just outside of LA, so Craigslist isn't too busy, but you can actually meet non scammers and hookers. Three of my best lays came off of CL.
In Vegas...not so much. You're basically looking for places that aren't filled with tourists. I really like CL for finding dates and women to hookup with. Online dating is basically a meat market catalog, but on CL, if you can write well and aren't hideous, you can do quite well.
>>22708164
Sorry for the delay, it should have the same ID for me but oh well. Anyways advice would be to post picture, post number surreptitiously if possible, the numbers spread throughout the ad and not all in one place so it doesn't get insta-flagged.
>>22708203
and zero dollars and zero cents jealousfag
>>22714034
Dude what the fuck? Do it.
>>22720150
Anyone could use that kind of extra cash. Do it dude. Also she don't look as bad as I was expecting, do it.
>>22702247
>I'm "straight" but sucked a guy's cock
-Literally every craigslist story
I've had all sorts of encounters both from ads I've posted and responding to female ads. A good portion of responses to my ads were guys who I just ignored. Had a married couple as well and she was a solid 300lbs. My ads were off the wall with requests and those usually got the most hits.
>posted ad about wanting a nude maid while I jerked off
>5/10 black girl responds with massive tits
>she comes over and does light cleaning
>blow my load and send her on her way
>another bigger girl responds
>go to her place and start to jerk it while she cleans dressed
>says I have a big cock and gives me a hand jo
>play with her fat tits and leave after blowing my load
>>22721136
Post your ad.
So far the only real person I've come across has been a gay guy trolling MfW. Offered to pay me to let him blow me. I passed
I fucked probably a half dozen women on CL between 2007-2010 without really trying, ranging from a 23 year old single mom with a really tight pussy, a 19 year old black college student that let me tie her up, a BBW nurse from Wisconsin with huge boobs that I smoked pot with, to a philipina trap with an amazing feminine body, perfect asshole, and a tiny little penis. since then it's just been spambots, ugly black prostitutes, and dudes posing as women. Not even worth it desu.
>>22713844
...where... in the west coast?
I've had some hits on Sacramento craiglist. W4m and mw4m. More than LA actually. LA is just crazy spam and hookers
>>22723779
I'm in CA.
>>22713954
I'm in OC.
also, I'm piggybacking into this conversation. :)
>>22723834
You need to get some good multiplayer games, busta ;)
>>22723839
Oh. I'm usually in southbay, but sometimes NoHo. Also my earlier ID changed.
>>22723864
Do you still meet people from CL? And are you still taking kiks?
>>22723864
oh nice. I like going to Hermosa or Redondo.
then I'll randomly go to downtown for shows & whatnot.
OC is good to live in but there's crap to do. I spent my times between those places & local dive bars.
>>22723906
Not reeeally... I'm not closed to the idea, but I mostly fucked people on CL just to see how it was and for the risky factor. And yup you can leave one if you want.
>>22723909
I was in Redondo Beach a few days ago. Well technically Manhattan Beach over by that big mall.
And yeah.. I used to live in Riverside and then OC with all of the valley kids. Lol.
>>22723931
Cool. Let me find mine.
Handcuffs...? How many people did you do that with? Where you scared?
>>22723931
that's hilarious. valley kids. I've lived in OC my whole life. it's ok but pretentious as shit. everyone's so fickle, it seems.
if you're interested, my kik: monalisalazysmile. wouldn't mind hanging out a few drinks, shoot the shit.
>>22723982
Yup. Got off on using them with people I didn't know too well. It makes an interesting surprise.
I'd say half of them. Nervous in some of the situations, but not genuinely scared.
>>22724015
Sure I'll send you a message. Maybe on the other part. I don't drink, and it depends on how busy I am.
>>22724060
Kik me inkpaperjet
>>22720150
dude do it. she's nowhere as bad as you describe, she looks fine to me
>>22706912
Lol lying slut detected.
>>22706371
Said every slut ever found in a dumpster.
Yeah ok
>meet guy on craigslist
>knock on his door
>he opens it, he's taller and more muscular than me, wavy black hair, medium dark skin, brown eyes
>he’s standing in such a way that pulls me a bit towards/under him as I’m coming through the door, makes me feel small and feminine
>he corrals me in, and quietly leads me to his bedroom
>I crawl on his bed and sit sheepishly on a corner
>he lays down on the bed, legs kinda open
>we talk a bit, he starts rubbing his cock
>I steal glances at his boner through his shorts
>hes wearing soft gym shorts with no underwear
>eventually I'm just staring intently as he rubs himself hard
>I move my hand onto his bulge and start rubbing him through his shorts
>I quickly move to stroking him underneath
>he pulls off his shorts
>seeing his boner now I start playing with the balls with one hand and stroking with the other
>I dab the precum from his head with my finger and lick it
>after that I cant resist and I wrap my mouth around his cock
>hes not too big so I can easily take a good portion in my mouth
>I suck him for a bit and he moves to take off his shirt, and my pants
>I'm rock hard, he strokes me a bit
>I'm licking and sucking and throating his cock for a good 10 minutes, playing with his balls, jerking him off
>he positions my body and his so that he is behind me
>he lubes up his cock and rubs it between my butt cheeks
>he rubs his cock all around, and hot dogs me vigorously
>he flips me over, and I lean my head in to suck his cock again
>he's stroking me and I'm sucking his cock for a good while again
>he rubs his cock on mine, we take turns jerking off both of our cocks with one hand
>he says hes about to cum, asks me if I am
1/2
>>22724625
>I say no, not really
>so he grabs my cock, lubes it up, and jerks it vigorously until I'm about to cum
>he's standing over me, erect cock at my ass and I'm on my back, he starts to shoot and I lean in to swallow his cum
>some of the cum gets on my chest, but most in my mouth
>I scoop up the cum on my chest and sip it into my mouth
>he seems disinterested after he cums, so I finish myself off with his cum in my mouth
>I cum all over my stomach, and catch it before it slides off onto the bed
>I manage to scoop some up and get it in my mouth
>he hands me a paper towel and I clean the rest off
>he goes to the bathroom and I sit on the bed, basking in the afterglow and relishing the taste of cum
>he comes back and starts getting dressed, small talk and not much conversation
>I get dressed and go to the bathroom, say I’m leaving
>he walks me to the door and mentions wanting to see me again
>I leave and go home, enjoying the taste of cum and feeling in my throat for the rest of the night
2/2
>>22706371
what are your rates? I've made some money off of craigslist before but nothing near what I would need for rent. Though I live in california so the rent is exorbitant
>>22714034
Listen if your gunna be a faggot pass the link on to someone who can handle the job.
>>22717386
Your right bro, ill take the load off your hands whats the link?
>>22724636
tucking serious on the cost of living here. giving serious consideration about loving to Oregon.
friend is trying to convince me to move to Alaska. tempted but fuck that cold.
>>22724433
>>22720760
alright i'll go through with it then, this should be a mighty green txt story by the end of this.
>>22724604
That could be true. I've made money off older guys but I take my time, make sure the situation is safe, always meet with them before doing anything.
And yeah, most of these guys are paying because they couldn't get laid any other way. They're old, married, overweight or bad looking. Some have been fuckless for so long their sexual fantasies have gotten to a point where even if they had a girlfriend she would never put up with his kinks.
>>22724636
Rent is cheep here, and one of the guys, I guess you could call him my "sugar daddie" is some ritch business executive and is paying for my college. I work 3 nights a week and make between $1000 to $5000
This thread is sad as hell.
Every CL add always inevitably leads to some sort of scam by me. Anyone who actually meet some ppl off of it must of been very lucky.
>>22726129
Cl used to be better for sex, but now all the horny college kids are on tinder
This seems like a good place to share.
Every once in a while I make a post saying I'm a virgin. For some strange reason a lot of girls are into that. It really turns them on to teach or corrupt an "innocent" guy.
So I start to talk to them and really act like I have no idea what I'm doing. I fumble with the condom, act like I don't know how to initiate anything, and just play up the virgin thing. They start to suck my cock and tell me how hot it is to be doing this. Then they lay back and I slide it in and proceed to fuck the living shit out them. They never usually expect that and cum hard pretty easily.
I've done this with three girls now, thinking about trying it again. I would feel bad about lying but I don't. I always use condoms and actually get tested pretty often.
>>22725305
give us the greentext for whatever goes down in the meantime too honestly
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>>22725969
oh nice.
>>22727570
this is stupid.
Best place to find actual people is to post in the m4mw or reply to mw4m postings. Ive met a few couples and 2 have lead to somewhat longterm sex but its not something that happens regularly.
Way too many flakes and guys posing as females/couples though so its a bit tricky. I personally never sent out a face pic directly from my main email I used nor from the number I texted. Asked for their email and sent a face pic from a secondary throwaway email account.
The two couples I meet now let me creampie the female and its hot. One of them has the female blindfolded and I cant talk, i think thats more of the guys fantasy though. The other couple are completely open and the guy is bi. I met them a couple weeks ago and fucked his wife in the backseat of my car after I told him to get back in the front seat so he can watch. Funny thing was the last time we met up for some outdoor fun we got caught by a local cop, I was kinda shitting my pants a bit but it was kinda funny. When she was sucking my dick I told her I wanted that cop to show up again so he could see my cock ram into her pussy and fuck her till I cum inside her. Shes a complete slut, probably fuck anyone I bet.
Here are some tips for people wanting to become CL rats and get laid
>frequently check the w4m section when on the computer, your much more likely to succeed if you reply soon after the posted
>learn to weed out fakes, some clear signs are that the post has spelling mistakes, no age, picture that appears on google search, posted 2 hours ago despite being high on the search feed
>Posting your own ad is slightly more effective than replying, especially if you're looking for women, but make sure you post a body pic in the ad
>don't be afraid to include a pic, no one is going to find out its you, just dont post a face pic in the ad
>use key words like: kink, dom, ongoing fling also describe yourself as attractive in your ad.
>don't send women dick pics unless they ask for it, always send the most flattering body pic you have
>try out the mw4m section, it has the most female posters and you'll likely be able to find someones wife to fuck if you are young and have a decent body. although you'll probably have to let the husband watch
>Don't touch the t4m section, they are always unconvincing dudes or hookers.
These are all helpful if you are looking to a woman. Of course if you are looking for a dude all you have to do is post on any listing on CL and despite what or who you are looking for, desperate fags will reply asking to suck your dick.
>>22702247
fuck craigs list join this it the new craz
http://www.newbudnudes.com/u/chchlad25/Photos/
>>22728978
Maybe I'm just pathetic, but any way to help overcome nerves for doing anything? I posted something up crazy late last night and I got two replies almost instantly but didn't do, or say anything to them because I felt so freaked out that I got replies that quickly.
Was the likelihood very high that it was spam? It was the first time I had put anything up and I was more than a little buzzed at the time. (Home, alone, almost 3am on a Monday)
>>22730633
Don't meet someone without talking to them for a bit if you're nervous. exchange numbers or get kik and go through each others boundaries (expecially if you posted for kink).
If you posted looking for women and you got replies straight away, its likely fakes, Just ask for pictures then google search them to see if they're legit.
>>22730633
Christ, man. That's me tonight. This shit is hard. And also weird. It is hard and weird.
>>22730633
can almost garuntee it was spam, they pretend they are a girl wanting sex and then ask u to sign up for a site to verify you. craigslist is dead these days. Anyone have any luck with it in 2015? if so post results and how long it took to find someone
Huh. I'm a bottom and I've posted on craigslist expecting a few replies, but I only got 1 (that flaked)
What am I doing wrong?
>>22719793
Should I post selfies or other pictures?
Yes. It´s all a scam and it´s all fake. I once baught an x-box 360 and they sent me a 360º box with an X on the front of it.
>>22702247
>See an ad for a guy from Australia wanting a guide
>He's a solid 7/10
>First night showing him the city he breaks into a hotel and we fuck in a really nice room
>Second night we drink and go to a club
>I surprisingly have fun with him, though I hate nightclubs
>Swear I'll take things slower so I don't get really attached
>He's literally the best person I'd ever met in every possible way
>He lives with me for the next week
>Barely leave the house except for school
>Have amazing sex at least twice a day
>He eventually leaves and I'm too attached
>Considering taking a vacation to see him
He was literally a perfect human being and husbando material. Craigslist is alright.
>>22732476
BTW - I have a bridge for sale...
>>22732307
Probably better off replying to posts. Avoid the "Let's do this in no more than 3 emails" guys. Exchange interests, preferences, etc... and meet in person first with no expectation for sex.
>>22732280
When I've responded to a M4W or MW4W ad, I make it pretty clear I'm not spam. I reference things in their ad, maybe put that day's weather in my response, DON'T include a picture in the first response. I want to start an exchange with him/them because I want to make sure they're not spamming.
So this happened a few hours ago through a swinging website!
>Be me
>Be 23, average body, always been open minded sexually
>Opportunity using this site to meet up with a pretty ripped black dude
>Offer, pretty bluntly, to eat his ass out
>He accepts, we plan a time for later
>Time swings around, I take the short walk to his flat (2-3 minutes tops).
>Kinda nervous, worried about getting jumped/mugged whatever
>Knock on the door
>He opens it slowly, handsome black dude standing there
>Bit of light chat, he leads me to his room
>I tell him I've never been with a guy before, only ladyfolk
>He responds by giving me a smile, getting on his hands and knees, notice he's not wearing underwear/anything, just a pretty long shirt
>"Eat me out like a dirty bitch then bro"
>I zero in on his ass and start licking
>He's rock hard and moaning like a bitch
>I make a lot of noise. I moan into that ass. I slurp at that ass.
>I start tongue fucking him and he starts losing it.
>I pull back, spit on my hand, and start rubbing my slippery palm over his cockhead
>pornisagreatteacher.flac
>I lose myself in the job, flip him over eventually, suck his cock, he's loving it
>Tells me he doesn't believe it's my first time
>I respond by slipping a finger into his ass and shoving the cock as far down my throat as I can
>gagreflex.avi
>Keep going til he busts a nut while I finger his ass and suck him off.
>Cum tastes meh, but I knew that already.
>He offers to help me cum
>"Next time"
There will probably be a next time.
>>22714034
do it
dave the money
start a bussiness
life is set
hire toygirl
cicle starts again
>>22719950
How did this happen to you? Was this in the states
>>22733536
Yes it's becoming a thing over here. There are a lot of young girls girls getting into escorting. It's getting organized which means their pimps move girls from city to city and then the media and SJ.Ws spun it as human trafficking.
>>22714034
4 months of your time
We'll be conservative and say 16 weeks.
16 x 5000 = 80k
Eighty-thousand dollars for 4 months of your time? Set up rules (how/when you'll get paid, when / how often you get time off, any hard limits you or she has, etc) and DO IT~!
Worst case scenario it's the worst and you bail after a few weeks.
Best case scenario, she croaks in February, and put you in her will.
And if you do puss out - link me - cuz I'll do it.
>>22719950
Greentext your story as human-traffik. You brought it up!
>>22732990
W-what site?
(no homo)
I just started making ad on Craigslist and replying to them about a week ago. Out of maybe 30 responses I have gotten, 20 were obvious scammers and bots. The last 10 were all real and interested, but 9 of them just flaked and stopped responding. So there is only one I am talking to that is actually serious about meeting, we are just trying to sync up our schedules where we both are available. So yeah I guess that is my experience with CL so far.
>Closet Sissy
>Posted looking for a Dom.
>Daddy with nice house and dick responds.
>He wants me to come over tonight.
>Trying to not chicken out.
Is it possible to find girls that aren't hookers?
Met my girlfriend off of casual encounters 2 years ago. Had a lot of luck before that, it's really easy if you know grammar and how to just have s conversation that doesn't immediately jump into sex.
Sent a girl a decent message written in title case and she actually wanted to trade pics and then discuss some other things further. I don't remember if it was casual encounters or something else. I was way too shy even to go farther than that and bailed. Good place to buy gym equipment though.
>>22734256
well. did you?
>>22735782
I was probably going to pussy out and hadnt gotten back to him back for like an hour and before i responded he sent another back saying he made new plans =/
>>22717674
Here.
Please excuse my grammar spelling and punctuation, im still buzzing from what happened.
I actually got a response that wasn't from a bot/scammer. Talked with the girl on whatsapp. Exchanged pictures. Turned out she's a big girl, but holy shit her face more than made up for it, makes me hhhhngggggg just imagining it in my mind.
Turned out she lives in the next town along where I live. I booked a room at a bed & breakfast. Made my way there with a friend who happened to be going to the same town for her bf's birthday presents on that day, she actually convinced me to go through with this whole thing.
Got to the b&b, sat down at the bar and had 2 gin & tonics (inb4 faggot, i like the flavour and needed something to calm me down a bit). She gets there, we exchange some pleasantries, i give her a peck on the cheek then we immediately go to my room.
we just lay on the bed talking for a little bit, then i get my shit together and kiss her. we make out and are both turned on at this point. we get undressed, i've never stripped myself so quickly before lmao.
she tells me to lie down and close my eyes, i do as instructed. she starts sucking me off, i'm so fucking nervous at this point i find it hard to find any pleasure in getting my dick sucked for the first time (this is a night of so many firsts for me). i still manage to stay hard though (amazingly). she plays with my body while she's blowing me, stroking my chest, my ballsack, gooch, arms with her fingers and im in fucking extacy because she knows exactly what she's doing and because im also ticklish, so im just writhing in pleasure and im being sucked off and touched. At some point i begin to feel my face and whole body pulsing like im possessed or something.
I just tell her "I want to eat you out." She gets on her back, puts a pillow underneath her bum. i fucking dive in there, the smell is strange but not unpleasant and i feel myself getting harder.
tbc
>>22737042
I fumble a bit trying to find the clit, but find it eventually. start going to town on it. get a few directions from her such as "side to side, faster, keep going, fasterrrrrrrrrr!" and so on. i start to finger her as well as tonguing her clit, OH MY GOD IT FELT SO GOOD JUST TO STICK MY FINGER IN A VAGINA. it felt so fucking natural, like it was the best place on earth. it was warm and wet and slippery and holy shit my mind was blown. i kept fingering and eating her out for a good while but it was exhausting, my tongue felt like it was going to drop dead and my arms (i alternated) felt like they were going to drop off or something. after the first time she came, i began to get a feel for rhythm and intensity and teasing too. in total i got her to come 3 times (that time). the moans, oh my god the moans and the convulsions. holy shit, it was the hottest thing i've ever witnessed. i was experiencing overload across all the 5 senses.
eventually i tire out and she asks me if i want to do this (lose my virginity/fuck her). im 100% affirmative, i've never been so sure of anything my whole life.
she puts on the condom and gets in position. i fumble a bit trying to get it in because it's a different perspective and harder to see where shit goes. i get it in, but feel fuck all and finally understand why a lot of men hate condoms so much. i give it a try and just dont feel anything in the slightest pleasurable. i eventually go soft and just pull out. we lay around cuddling and talking. i play with her boobs and make out and just generally explore her body. after a while she asks me "up for round 2?" im not as nervous as before but say that i went soft from the condom and not sure if i want to disappoint her again. she says "You didn't disappoint me, you made me come 3 times in a row." i get a bit of a morale/ego boost from this.
tbc
>>22737086
She tells me she got herself tested on the day i posted my ad and pulls out the papers from her purse. Im like ok? why are you showing me this? (I didn't realise what was being implied, again due to nerves) she tells me she wants to try again but without a condom but only if i want to and that there's no pressure. prior to the meeting she mentioned she works in the sexual health area of healthcare and that she takes cleanliness very seriously and stuff like that. i ponder on all presented before me for a good 5 minutes (don't even know if it was 5 or 30 minutes, i had no concept of time during all this) and decide to go for it.
She sucks me off and plays with me like before. i eat her out and play with her for a good half hour (once again it seemed like the moment was eternal and time stood still around us so im not really sure for how long) i lost count of how many times her body convulsed in pleasure (i asked her afterwards and she giggled and said she lost count too). i just kept going and going like the fucking energiser bunny, like a man possessed. i finally tired my arms and mouth out and received this look from her which screamed "I want you inside of me."
she got into position and as i entered her i thought i had died and gone to heaven. i went slowly at first then she told me to just pump her and that she couldnt take it any more and wanted me to fuck her hard. again i was experiencing sensory overload. her pussy juice mingled with her and my saliva in my mouth. i could hear the sloppy sound of my dick going in and out of her as well as her moans of pleasure. the room smelled of her perfume, my cologne and our bodily fluids, it was hypnotic. i could feel and see her hips and body quiver with every stroke. i don't think i lasted more than 5 minutes, the pleasure was just too much and i succumbed to orgasm. one which i had never experienced before. my legs and arms gave in and i collapsed upon her from the tremors in my body as i came.
>>22737158
we cuddled a bit then she had to go due to work the next morning (today). i got a fuck-off massive burger and milkshake from some local burger joint she recommended. went back to my room to eat it and watched family guy. back home now and have to go to work.
So anyone who replies to an add in broken English is pretty much fake right? Wanna try this, but shits nerve racking.
>>22702247
>try finding a woman for a threesome
>kekholding
>everywhere
I fucking hate it.
>>22733272
>>22733575
This
>>22737042
>>22737086
>>22737158
>>22737167
nice
you already lost your virginity by getting sexual desu, dick in pussy is not the be all end all of virginity, lol
>>22737424
*t b h not desu
>be me
>on a trip in Florida
>go on craigslist to buy a surf board
>go to surf board guys house
>turns out he is a drug dealer
>buy surf board and 9 grams of weed.
>have a good week in Florida
After a few weeks of posting ads and replying to ads, the only response I've recieved that wasn't a bot was a dude posing as a chick.
I don't think CL is going to work for me.
>>22737494
was he at least hot and looked girly? or just some random dude? if it was the first then you wasted a good opportunity
>>22713871
sorry, havent been back in a bit. I travel for work and have met some people that way, plus once in awhile people pop up that are in the area.
have to get sort of involved in community there, get to know people
I post on cl for gangbangs and to get people to print out pics and hang them in my local town
>>22737291
>replies to an add in broken English
>add in broken English
>add
Just busting your chops.
Not necessarily. Not everyone is fluent in English.
I responded to an ad from a guy. I understood what he was looking for, it was detailed, etc... but I could tell English wasn't his first language, that plus he said his cock was 20cm. Being an amerianon had no clue how big he was. Traded emails and eventually hooked up with him.
Nice cock, polite, clean, considerate sex partner. Would do it again.
>Posted add
>Nothing but dudes
>Decline all offers
>Keep emailing once because he seems like a bro
>Eventually he emails me saying he's got a chick ready to fuck us both
>Fuck it I'm down
>Go over to his place
>Shower because short notice
>Have spare clothes in the car
>Freeball in athletic shorts
>Drink a beer or two
>He gets a call from her saying she isn't coming
>Fug
>Go down to basement to help him move some shit
>Get done and just shooting the shit in the basement
>Grabs my cock
>What do?
>Strokes it and I get hard(not into dudes, but it happened)
>One thing leads to another and I get raped
>Too afraid to do anything or move
>I am retard supreme
>>22737317
This is all the responses I get when I mention I'm black.
Crazy, landwhale 40 year old white women and their creepy husbands.
i just posted an ad
http://chambana.craigslist.org/cas/5302202133.html
what do you think? will i find anything?
>>22738154
Ya lol my bad, typed that out too quickly, debating about that response. It panned out into nothing of course but lol yeah.
>>22738479
yeah good ad
All my responses so far have been guys on the DL trying to suck me, straight up gay dudes offering to pay me for my cock, and spam bots. Just gotta keep dredging through I guess
>>22738355
Please tell me this isn't real.
>>22739119
I was young and dumb.
>>22739153
LMAO I'm so sorry bro...
>>22739153
>>22738355
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>22739344
>What the fuck *was* wrong with you?
A lot of shit. Among those are being retarded, being the betamax, and being a giant pussy.
