Let's have an ideal mate thread. Describe your ideal partner and yourself and share some contact info.
Her:
>18-22
>white
>lives in the UK
>athletic or skinny/thin or curvy
>no tattoos or piercings
>dark hair
>plays games or at least tolerates them
>not extremely into anime or manga and weeb stuff in general
>loyal and honest
>romantic
>somewhat shy
>prefers to stay indoors
>doesn't use excessive makeup
>clingy, obsessive/posessive
>has some interesting hobbies or job
>not a vegetarian or a radical feminist
>preferably a virgin and sexually inexperienced but the less partners she had the better
>kinky with high or medium sex drive
>believes in soulmates
>doesn't smoke
>assertive and somewhat dominant personality
>doesn't mind taking charge
>loves travelling and will travel with me
>knows what she wants in life and can take care of herself
>wouldn't mind a relationship or a LDR
Me:
>white
>20
>live in the UK
>125lbs and 5'11, medium build
>green eyes and no glasses
>not really muscular but not a skeleton either
>long thick hair
>young looking and not extremely manly, maybe somewhat feminine
>currently working full time and going to study from september
>financially independent
>really funny and easy to get along with i crack jokes all the time with my friends
>bit shy at first and introverted but i also like going out with my friends when i can
>love writing, reading and anything history related as well as intellectual discussions
>i play games frequently but not a total nerd or spend my time playing games 24/7
>fluent in two languages
>romantic
>don't care much about sex and want intimacy and emotional bonding instead
>love cuddling
>loyal and honest i don't like arguing
>bit shy at first
>i listen to any music genre
>no piercings or tattoos
>i dont do drugs or smoke and only drink socially
>not religious
>love travelling and frequently travel every year
Kik: atazs
Skype: assman300 (dumb name i know)
My ideal mate would be a girl who will wait until marriage for sex and wants a large family (4+ kids) and will stay at home with them.
Looks aren't really important as long as she's not obese. It's the family values that matter.
Someone who listens to:
David Bowie, Black Sabbath, Joy Division, Nirvana, Metallica, The Cure, Slint, Depeche Mode, Opeth, Tool, Death, Rage Against the Machine, Nine Inch Nails, Swans, Lou Reed, Alice in Chains, Nick Cave, Faith No More, Isis, Electric Wizard, Burzum, Morbid Angel, Soundgarden, Dead Can Dance, Ulver, The Chameleons, Mastodon, Neurosis, Atheist, Coil, Nico, Mr. Bungle, Edge of Sanity, Akira Yamaoka, The Sound, 16 Horsepower, Deftones, David Sylvian, Have a Nice Life, Ephel Duath, Tiamat, Moonsorrow, Oneohtrix Point Never, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Flower Travellin' Band, Strapping Young Lad, Einstürzende Neubauten, Scott Walker, Godflesh, Bohren & der Club of Gore, Cult of Luna, Katatonia, The Damned, Voivod, Negură Bunget, Rosetta, The Gathering, Arcturus, Bauhaus, Paradise Lost, Black Flag, Sleep, Type O Negative, The Sisters of Mercy, Warning, Killing Joke, Deathspell Omega, Ministry, Jay Munly, Mad Season, Prodigy, Meshuggah, The God Machine, Kino, Fields of the Nephilim, Henry Rollins Band, The Angelic Process, Moonspell, Melvins, Fear Factory, Tenhi, Armia, Woven Hand, Cocteau Twins, Dir en grey, etc.
>Skype:
la.furra.darketa
>>23990809
Me:
> 20
> white
> Ausfag
> uni student
> 6ft 1
> dark hair
> skinny
> 6 inch cock
> dom
> play guitar
> like watching pro wrestling and late 80s early 90s post hardcore
Her:
> redhead
> 5ft 3-7
> arty
> cooks (so we can do it together It's one of my favorite hobbies)
> outdoorsy
> nice smile
Inb4 no responses
A qt grill that lives in Mexico pls
Her:
>kind of cute
>skinny
>pale
>loves video games
>into weeb shit, won't judge me for having anime figurines
>pref KV like me but kek doesn't exist
>sleepy all the time
>willing to dye their hair cute colors
>will eat my cooking
>would rather stay comfy inside than do anything
>likes to cuddle
>mentally ill
>will be mean to people with me
>won't mind if I steal and smell her clothes
>willing to do an LDR and just skype call all day
Me:
>loser
>tired all the time
>look like an anime character apparently
>stupidly depressed
>stay up until 3 am shitposting to the metal gear rising soundtrack
>play too much bloodborne (or used to a few weeks ago)
>basically touchless virgin
>not ugly just shy as shit and terrified of people
>work a job where i can just chill all day
>just want someone to talk to, I'm so lonely and have basically no one
skype:
>funwithdespair
I sound very boring and I probably am I'm just lonely as fuck asdgfhjkl
Me:
>Male
>30
>179cm / ~5'11?
>Chubby but working on it
>Broad shoulders
>Hairy body
>Long wavy light-brown hair
>Blue eyes
>Play video games, read books
>Metal as fuck
>Anxiety
Dreamgirl:
>Female
>Over the age of consent
>Nordic
throwaway email: [email protected]
>>23990840
I'm 5'0 and my hair is dyed ginger-ish, does that count? No? Okay :(
>>23991118
Sorry lass but I'd feel like a giant. Maybe if you had a great ass too and played vidya but I doubt it.
For her I'd love a shy dork. Someone who I can weeb/vidya/read with. I also love to hike so I'd love if she would come along with me for that. Also a complete romantic (it wouldn't work if just one of us was one). I'd also like her to be dominant or a switch. I also want her to be open with me, if somethings bugging her I'd want her to talk to me ASAP.
In terms of looks it's more variable. I'm a sucker for short hair. I also very much like the idea of flat ass and no chest. Preferably skinny. Skin colour doesn't matter that much. I also like to think of her with glasses, and possibly acne (maybe I just like awkward looking girls).
Jesus fucking Christ I'm demanding.
Kik is dannyabels1
>>23991118
I haven’t posted here yet but I’m interested. More about yourself?
>>23991156
Apparently my butt is pretty nice and I do play vidya, but only stuff like Truck Sim and Civ, because I have the reaction time of a stoned sloth
>>23991222
What would you like to know? :)
>>23991189
What you're looking for is a teenage boy, from that description
>>23991189
Me. Canadian. 21. Ginger. In uni. Kinda skinny. Complete sucker for romance. 6'2. I love to read, play videogames, and weeb out. I'm rather awkward and shy. Bad at talking to people. Green eyes. Cuddling is amazing, and I'm a bit clingy (I swear I try not to be). I also over think things like mad.
>>23991230
I know right? This would be so much easier if I was gay.
>>23991227
Age, interests, what you’re looking for. To start? I’m not that picky and I’ve had trouble thinking about what my ideal mate would even be haha
Her:
-20-25
-Skinny/slim/average, not overweight
-Height doesn't matter but preferably on the short side
-Dark hair
-Cynical, very sarcastic, doesn't get offended easily
-Not a super girly girl (but feminine of course). Not one of those "netflix and pizza and and emojis xD" girls
-Likes teasing and can handle banter, playing pranks on each other, etc
-Likes artsy shit
-Little bit of an edgelord
-Has some sort of hobby/interest that she gets excited to ramble on about
-Has at least a slight sense of fashion
-Has at least some kinks (can't be dominant though)
-Isn't an SJW
-Not a fucking drunk or a druggie
-Not a total weeb
-Would rather just stay in and watch movies than go out and party
-Not against the idea of a long distance relationship, but one of us would have to close the distance in time obviously
Me:
-20
-Dark hair/dark eyes, stubble, skinny as shit, sunken cheeks, circles under eyes etc basically a hungry skelly
-My personality is pretty much how I described my ideal girl, sarcastic, cynical, assertive, dark sense of humor, etc
-Work as a photographer
-Go to school for photography and art history
-Skateboard
-Shitpost on /fa/ a lot
-Sleep all day
-Basically a total degenerate
I'm honestly not good at describing myself if you want to know about me then just ask for my contact info
>>23991247
I'm 20, English
I like travelling, hiking, reading, games, films and TV, cars, shopping and pretending I know more about things than I really do
Honestly I've got no idea what I'm here for, I'm not looking for a relationship or anything
>>23990809
Her
>18-25
>Latina or Asian
>was born in whatever country her family is from, therefore English is her second language
>athletic, thin or legit curvy
>between 5' and 5'5
>long, dark hair, straight or somewhat curly
>good sense of humor/doesn't get offended easily by jokes
>few or no tattoos
>doesn't wear makeup except for on special occasions
>not a tomboy, but does like more guy stuff than the average girl
>likes video games, whether she's really into them or just likes to play sometimes
>same with anime/manga
>either non-religious or religious but not too serious about it
>does something regularly for exercise (preferably martial arts)
>good cook
>outgoing, smart and funny
>trusting, doesn't get nosy
>always up for an adventure and trying new things in general
>doesn't have to have super interesting job, but nothing boring like a regular office job
>not a feminist/SJW
>assertive in bed, but not dominant
Me
>23
>mixed black/Italian/Native American
>born and raised in NJ, currently live in FL
>look Hispanic, most people think I'm Puerto Rican
>long hair, always in a ponytail
>manlet
>athletic build
>shy, but very loud and talkative with friends
>learning Spanish
>do martial arts (Muay Thai and boxing) and lifting for exercise
>video games are main hobby
>have degree in forensics
>bartender
>can cook very few things
>stay inside most of the time (would like to go out more often but no friends here)
>a bit timid in bed at first until we start really getting into it
Can't think of much else for either off the top of my head. Ask for contact info if interested.
She would be
>20+
>5ft+
>Any hair color is fine
>Slim/skinny, average, or fit. Don't be an unhealthy slob
>Highish libido, very submissive
>In college, working, or doing something ultimately productive. If you have no goals or no passion, I'm not interested. You don't have to be in STEM or some rocket scientist, but pursue something
>Mature but not uptight and serious every second of the day
>Talkative, willing to share interests and ramble about passions
>"Nerdy" -- into technology, games, etc
>Open minded and will be open to trying new things
>Healthy, possibly into fitness/exercise
I am
>29
>Male
>6'5
>Fit
>Short brown hair, blue eyes, glasses, and a clean shave
>Huge dick
>High libido and dominant
>Extremely, extremely passionate. I'll talk your fucking ears off about what I love and hate
>Blunt, as I'd rather be honest and direct than lie and beat around the bush
>Old-school republican, very slightly conservative with liberal values
>Work full time
>I love technology and DIY
>Primarily game on PC. More of an RPG, RTS/4X, and MMO guy
>etc
My kik is whyamievendoingthis
My dream guy would play DotA and Gaia's Retaliation with me, understand most of my references, never bash any of my interests and would enjoy being outdoors, hiking and running and such.
I'm a sci-fi nerd who loves to read, bake and run. I always play supports, rarely drink coffee but never sleep more than 6 hours, and usually consume some kind of pop culture every day.
>>23991288
You seem like you would be fun to talk to. I’m actually traveling right now, on a roadtrip with some of my friends. I’ve been looking for cool people to talk to during trip downtime. Do you want to exchange contact info?
>>23990809
Me
>21, UK, m
>about 6'2"
>about to start an MSc
>love to read
>love being romantic, especially in winter (cuddles by the fire, snow pick-nicks etc.)
>really into music (playing and listening)
>a bit of a hippie (forgiveness and compassion are best virtues)
>also have a stupid side
>enjoys walking places
>will cook for anyone
>do have something of a high sex drive (not too vanilla either)
I'm just looking for someone who is calm, kind and has a great sense of humor; someone I can hold in bed on a cold night whilst the wind howls outside. Someone who is happy to open up to me and be opened up to. Preferrably female but I'm open to anyone.
Kik: DeludedMarxist
>>23991288
Where have you traveled to?
Me:
>Male
>6'2"
>165-175 lbs
>skinny or dad bod (not sure)
>Brown hair (ex blonde but changed color over time)
>Blue eyes
>Shy, but can become dominant. But then again, it goes two ways here.
>Loves funny everything! I like laughing and finding funny situations throughout the day. It gets me through.
(ideal, meaning it's so hard to find and only exists in muh dreamz)
Her:
>Asian, nice, caring, clingy.
>Makes jokes about me
>Cuddle puddle all the time
>Lets me cook for her
>Likes to lay in the field flowers and make plans about life
>bike rides
>Loves flowers
>Loves doggy and kitties
>Likes to laugh
>Understands I have a sensitive side
>I'll be there for you like Rick Astley.
Me:
Single professional, has my shit together.
Her:
Single professional, has her shit together
I guess it's all downhill after that
Her
>18 and up
>dosent take anything too seriously
>has general life philosophy and likes to talk
>has some future goals
>likes dark humor
>isint easily offended
>doesn't have tatoos but like them
Me
18, latin/english parents. Around 140lbs. 6'1 of man
Me
>5"11 160lbs
>Hair body
>Long blonde hair, lip ring
>Nerdy af. PC games, tabletop roleplaying, ect ect
>Dark humour, self-depreciating humour, everything is jokable or nothing is
>Canada
>Green Eyes
>Sarcastic yet wierdly sentimental
>Affection is cool
>High-ish sex drive
Him
>Hairless is big +
>Slim is big +
>Matching styles of humour
>At least mildly intelligent (Don't lie)
>Below 27 years old
>Hair/eye colour doesn't matter, longer hair tends to be a plus
>Really prefer Canada but w/e
>Gamer or at the very least be able to appreciate that's what I love
>>23992434
i'll bite, i'm 5'10 but usa
hmu on skype: buitron3
or kik: rhinn88
Me
>26/M/Kansas City
>6'3
>big guy 4u but I have been losing weight (I am about 255, I was 290 at the start of the year)
>beard, short black hair, brown eyes
>half-white half-Mexican, look more white than Mexican
>bilingual (English/Spanish)
>agnostic
>some body hair but I'm not a gorilla
>really funny
>have my own apartment and vehicle
>have a white collar job
>don't smoke, drink sometimes, don't do drugs
>love sports, vidya games, reading, writing and cooking
>no kids, never married
>into some kinky stuff, I'm pretty dominant
>I enjoy discussing politics and current events
>Skype: yumboyack90 email: ks66502@gmail
Her
>18-26 and reasonably close to Kansas City
>don't really care about her height, tall or short or average is fine with me
>has a good sense of humor and gets my sense of humor
>has a good attitude (I can't be with a total bitch)
>at least kinda has her shit together
>I like girls who aren't like other girls but don't feel the need to tell others all about it, if that makes sense
>intelligence is hot
>girls who are constantly glued to their phones/social media are not hot
>no kids
>she isn't a heavy smoker or an alcoholic, don't care if she smokes pot every once in awhile
>I am a boob guy but I like everything about the female form
>sexually submissive, though I don't mind switching up roles every once in awhile
>I don't think I have a type but looking back on it I have dated lots of blondes
>ideally white, Hispanic or Asian
>I don't care about your religion as long as you aren't obnoxious about it
>looking for something serious (I am too)
>honest and loyal (wouldn't ask for this if I wasn't also honest and loyal)
It's a little old. I'm 27 now.
>>23992434
Are you a dude or a chick
She:
>has the guts to pursue her dreams with or without me; enjoys sharing those passions
>respects her health, exercises regularly (or wants to do so)
>recognizes that appearance matters (at least in public)
>enjoys Netflix and comfort food
>also enjoys going outside - park dates, museums, hiking, small trips
>can do basic planning and organizing without my input
>enjoys reading and talking about books
>loves games of all sorts, plays to win
>isn't above taunting the competition and talking smack, all in good fun of course (OR IS IT?!)
>realistic, even cynical worldview but tries to see the good in people
>smiles like she means it, laughs easily
>clever; can thrive on my alternating cold sarcasm/goofy humor
>okay with a terrible but very enthusiastic dance partner
>secretly a hopeless romantic
>just kidding, she's a deep, tormented soul and only I can save her from her dark past
>just kidding about just kidding
>appreciates family
>paints her nails with bumblebees or some other doodad
>understands the linguistic intricacies of the term 'doodad'
>she knows the small things can make all the difference
>no nicotine or hard drugs; weed is fine
>shorter is better, at least shorter than me
>I like many different body types; I'm more attracted to pleasant proportions
>I like bright hair colors, dyed or natural: shiny brown, bold black, happy blonde, fire red, peppy purple, etc
>no large sleeve/torso tattoos; no ear gauges
>sexually, generally submissive but comfortable communicating her needs
>enjoys erotic massage, oral sex, trying out new positions
>lives in the northeast US, within driving distance
Me:
>26/male, white, green eyes, dirty blond hair, beard, 6'0", slender-toned body type
>I'd rate myself a solid 6
>calm, intellectual, protective
>in pharmacy school
>I love to write and I'd like to do that full time someday
>Aladdin is the best Disney movie, if you disagree, you're wrong.
>No, Up is a Pixar movie, those are different categories.
>Kik: star_rider01
Me
> a slightly overweight, beardy, ginger from Wilmington Delaware with bad depression and anxiety
my ideal mate:
> short, brown hair, cute and loud, and shares a million interests with me
> is an excellent kisser
> name is nicole
> is willing to give me another try after one bad date. I'll try to not be such an anxious beta asperger loser fuck who makes awful awkward jokes and can barely string two sentences together because I really like you and I'm nervous as fuck.
>>23992993
That's charming
>>23992993
This is cute. Nicole, give him another chance.
>>23991223
Hm, ok. Add me on kik:zealouszmb
Ideal Male:
>Tallish (5'10"+)
>Bulky (Likes bulking + working out is a massive +)
>Sexually dominant
>Likes to shitpost, banter, and joke around
>Emotionally supportive of my graduate schooling
>Likes to play video games (League, Overwatch, DotA)
>Can hold a conversation
Me:
>White
>Male
>Work/Study in Medical. Biochem graduate
>Golden medium length hair, green eyes
>Very loyal, honest, submissive
>Like to joke around a lot and be relaxed, am very laid back and chill at heart
>Romantic
>Speak 3 languages
err just ask if wanna know more, or ask if you want contact.
>>23992405
forgot
>kik:
devilsbubble
>Skype
StyxMercer
>Steam http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198067039165/
Me:
>mix of allot of things, white, latin, asian.
>18
>6"3
>not thin but not fat. I take care of myself.
>brown eyes black hair
>love banter and screwing around
>like cooking
>into weeb shit but to certain extent (i just watch the shit)
>open to new things
>very dominant
>been told i have a good voice for pillow talk and just overall sexy sounding
>watch movies and shows often
>passionate and honest
>shy to a certain extent but when i open up i'm a pretty outgoing kind of guy
>pretty lazy at times getting me to clean shit takes time etc
>I love making people laugh and being funny to see those smiles and shit. girls look prettiest with a smile after all.
>loyal, honest, i'd even say too honest, i'm as blunt as it can be and as passionate as they come
>i spend most of my free time learning new languages gaming or watching anime and movies if i can afford it
>not religious
>no tattoos or any of that
>no drugs but i drink occasionally but not to the point of blackout drunkenness unless i'm with friends and its a must
>got my future pretty much figured out
Her:
>18-22
>not black(nothing personal just amen't attracted to dindus)
>takes care of herself aka not a fat slob and actually cares about her body enough to not eat herself to death
>isn't overly dependent and can do things on her own
>pretty much anywhere in the US
>super caring but not suffocatingly clingy. Being clingy is great but text 99 text messages in the same minute and we have a problem.
>high sex drive is a +
>likes to try new things
>helps around and doesn't make me do everything(mainly cause nothing will get done)
>is understanding and not overly judgemental
>willing to spend allot of time together just screwing around and watching shit with cuddles
>can handle a joke and can have banter aswel
>likes offensive humor and all that good stuff
>has her own ideas and interests that she's passionate about and willing to share and teach
>down for cuddles
>liking anime is also a +
kik is leroy.500
Can't remember what I posted in the last thread and I don't want to type it all out or think of it all again
Last thread should be included in OP, also someone should post it from the archives
>>23993316
I'm pretty sure the /soc/ archive is dead, unless it was moved elsewhere
>>23992981
>Aladdin is the best Disney movie, if you disagree, you're wrong.
Yeah, well, you're wrong times infinity! Beauty and the Beast will always reign supreme as the best Disney film.
Aladdin is also great though.
Ideal man:
>in his late 20's or older
>sweet, patient and kind, but also firm when he wants to be
>has a thinner face, large forehead and broad shoulders with a bit of body hair
>a pleasant, masculine voice
>long, dark blond hair is a bonus, but not necessary
>terrible/evil sense of humor and will groan at my amazing puns while secretly loving it
>values loyalty and honesty
>heavily into video games
>has an artistic hobby
>childlike excitement talking about the things he enjoys
>likes cuddling and makes me feel safe
>will be my guinea pig for testing recipes
>likes his alone time/doesn't feel the need to be together 24/7
>doesn't do drugs
>doesn't drink or can at least handle his alcohol very well if he does
>hasn't had many sexual partners
>is fine with me often spilling my spaghetti and can easily calm me down
>likes animals and maybe children?
>is a bit more outgoing than me
>can get me out of the house once in a while, but still prefers spending time at home together
>likes country life more than city life
Describing myself is useless. I just like posting once in a while since I think about this silliness often.
Me
>Black
>19
>5"10
>170 - 175
>athletic build
>likes any cartoon
>into drawing
>talkative
>lost
Her:
>heart
>hair
>soul not required
>not looking for specific stuff
>likes vidya games
>dealing with extreme goofyness
Kik:Chrunchy_T4CO
Looking to chat in general
>>23993381
I fit all but
>doesn't do drugs
>and being under 20
>>23992958
>Hair body
Mean to say hairy, so a dude
>>23993381
I think you might like me.
>29
>strong sense of humor
>get very excited when talking about something I like
>primary hobby is composing music
>2 sexual partners (that's not too many for you, I'm guessing?)
>find girl spaghetti really cute
>have a thing for girls who cook and would be thrilled to try new recipes
>like cats and want children someday
I think I fit all of this except the hair and the fact that I live in a city, though country life admittedly sounds charming.
Would you like to get to know me?
>>23993423
>2 sexual partners at 29
Are you fat/ugly?
>>23993546
Neither, I'm just very selective and conservative. I don't believe in casual sex, and I was in a LTR for many years.
him-
>17-22
>white
>grumpy
>veiny hands
>scary looking
>honest
>reliable
>affectionate
>likes to drink
>flirty but with tact
>broad shoulders
>sharp cheekbones
>reasonably kinky
>taller than me (higher the better)
>culturally conservative / openly racist whatever you'd like to call it
>i like thin, lanky types and big hairy muscular types
>disheveled but flatteringly so hair if short, hitler youths are hot
>metalhead-esque hair if long
>won't get mad at me for not being able to give him a bj
>not super clingy but isn't the absolute opposite of it either>doesn't need constant reassurance of whether or not i still like him
>dominant but not one of those pseudo-intellectual or self-proclaimed "master" types - that shit is gay
>fucked up sense of humor, if you laugh exclusively at really stupid things or stuff in general that makes no sense, we'll get along well
me:
>18
>5'5
>female
>affectionate
>isfp/sagittarius
>red brown hair
>grey blue eyes
>white, british/irish
>bit of alcoholism going on
>few piercings but no tattoos and nothing obscene
>not completely socially inept
>favorite movie genres are action, dark thrillers, non-supernatural horror (supernatural horror gives me the spooks and nightmares)
>favorite music generes are coldwave, deathrock, hardcore punk, darkwave, garage-rock, post-punk and trip-hop
>cripplingly low self esteem when it comes to people i really like, overall just very emotionally fragile lately - not been having some good times
>kik - girl.from.bennington
>if we don't have much in common don't expect me to keep replying
>>23993381
I fit all of that except i just cut my hair. Most people find me boring because im not a party person or whatever.
Where are you from?
>>23993566
good for you, seriously
you're better this way
>>23993591
Oh, I have no doubt. I do, however, live in a very liberal area, so strange conversations do arise. Still, it's better this way.
>>23993381
>>23993423
It just occurred to me that you might be too shy to respond in the affirmative, so I'll just leave you my email: [email protected]
Her:
>18-23
>light hair and/or light eyes
>white
>straight
>extroverted but antisocial (is this possible? Either one is good if not)
>weird is great
>cynical or judging
>looking for someone to really connect with
Me:
>22
>very long brown hair
>white
>boring husk trying to improve
>monk-like
>traditional / conservative
>read and listen to music all the time
>have a career
Skype: baldrvargr
Kik: MorthVargr
I don't know if I can really post since I'm not looking for a romantic relationship as much as a close female friend since I have none, but I will post anyway.
Me:
>20 / 6'4" / White / Kentucky, USA
>asexual (actual asexual not tumblr asexual)
>favorite music is tyler the creator, glass animals, queen, led zeppelin, pink floyd, basically all edm, solo instrumentalists like victor wooten or tommy emmanuel
>favorite games are borderlands 2, hearthstone, overwatch, civilization 5, torchlight 2, i will play basically any game as long as it is multiplayer
>don't really watch tv or movies
>have a job but pretty introverted
>will talk about anything
Her:
>similiar interests to me in some regard
>only physical trait i ask is at least a somewhat cute-sounding voice and not morbidly obese
>dark sense of humor and sarcasm are a plus but not mandatory
>is fine with me not logging on for a couple days if work is really busy or if im tired or something
>IS HONEST
basically all I ask.
skype: nuzzlemybosom
steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/egashefo/
kik: egashefo
Me:
> 27
> Dutch/Spanish mix
> uni graduate
> 6ft 1
> brown curly (but short) hair
> average build
> play some vidya but not that avid of a player
Her:
> soulful eyes
> hair of at least medium length
> 5 - 6ft
> cooks (I can only cook a little but I enjoy looking and helping)
> indoors person
> Slightly submissive, but has a mind of her own
> 19-27 years old
Kik: Corsairblink
>Her Ideally
Not too far away (Unless shes from Serbia, I have an autistic thing for Serbia the way weebs have an autistic thing for Japan)
18+ (Girls at age 16/17 are too unstable and volatile, I won't make that mistake again)
KV (I could live if she wasn't, but I am so that's my preference)
Likes History (Could live without, this is a preference though)
Plays some of the same vidya I play
Completely Open and Honest about everything up front (This is an absolute must)
I don't really care what bodytype she has because I like everything from petite to ssbbw and everything in between
Will not cuck me or cheat
White (Preference not requirement)
Not taller than me (Strong preference)
She doesn't mind that I become rapidly overattached (pretty important because I become attached really quickly)
(I somehow doubt such a girl even exists)
>me
18/Massachusetts
white
5'7 / 115LBS / BMI 18
kv
sperglord
picrelated
I like History, Computer Science, Scifi, and videogames
I plan to go to Community College for Computer Science since you don't really need to do another 4 years for that
3 cats live at home with me
I fully expect to die still a KV, I've accepted it at this point
Pic related is me at my best. I look better in said pick because my hairstyle sucks. Upon request I'll post a more typical pic of me.
me
19
male
5"11ish
longish black hair
brown eyes
kinda muscular (used to play rugby)
likes heavy music
addicted to video games
likes pizza and coffee
smoke's and drinks a bit
(picture is me)
her
short
hair doesn't matter much
preferably skinny but don't mind someone a lil chubby
is kinda emo/goth/whatever the fuck you wanna label yourself with haha
likes video games
likes heavy music (preferable)
A rather longshot, but I will try.
Her:
>early to mid 20s
>white
>preferably European (I don't like most American girls)
>wants to move to the US
>preferably French or knows French
>little to no makeup
>no tattoos or weird piercings
>has her natural hair color
>non smoker or wants to quit
>has intellectual interests (loving history, like me, is a plus)
>can actually hold a conversation and can debate issues
>wants to have a family
Me:
>26
>6 feet tall
>white
>American
>light brown hair
>blue eyes
>enjoys history
>enjoys visiting museums
>plays way too many video games
Throwaway email: [email protected]
>>23993381
Hmm... where are you from?
>>23993381
You're wronger times infinity + 1. Beauty and the Beast is a wonderful movie, no question, but Aladdin has better songs AND Robin Williams voice acting a genie.
I think we're similar, I'm sure you'll understand after further consideration that my opinion is superior.
him:
>be like this (pic related)
>call me khaleesi
>likes to travel
me:
>born on the wrong side of the wall (I'm far away from everybody ;_;)
>a shy wildling with manners (they exist :3)
>petite, cuddly and passionate
If you're interested send me a raven
>>23995308
Do you want a white or a black raven?
>>23995308
I am genuinely amused and pleased by your sense of humor
>>23995317
A white one, winter has come to Winterfell at last
>>23995341
A girl must do what it takes to catch her match :)
>>23995401
>>23995401
Dear Lady northern the Wall,
I'm pleased to make your acquaintance
and I would be my highest honor to learn more about your life on the other side.
By a humble Lord of the South
Her:
>dominant personality...not abusive or sadistic, just decisive and independent while desiring a relationship like a spiritual contract
>reactionary ideology, heroic philosophy, ethno-nationalist politically
>European bloodline, preferably German or Czech
>interested enough in nerdy things to find it adorable when I rant about them, and at least mildly curious about paranormal topics
>physically domineering balance of femininity and lewdness, fit tomboy is the pinnacle of making my heart go doki doki
>large ambitions driven by duty and talent
>fun loving and emotional as well as witty and wise enough to at least consult me
>highly adventurous
If Joan of Arc reincarnated as a German Kanbaru that lives in America, please reveal yourself
Me:
>25 year old weeb sage
>Hououin Kyouma is my spirit animal
>looks-wise too, handsome scruffy skeleton
>writer instead of a mad scientist though, still live my life by a similar philosophy of grandeur so that my very presence can become an inspiration for others
>full on fascist-monarchist, hero worship is my religion and the great founders and defenders of civilization are my heroes, noblesse oblige is my motto
>Irish-German/Czech American mongrel
>huge anime lover, have figs and all, used to be a gamer for everything from D&D to WH40K to vidya, bookworm, fascinated by paranormal topics
>horrifically cold emotionally due to twisted stoicism in my youth and high introversion, but 100% dedicated to the people that carve a niche in my glacial heart (high level kuu/dandere)
>submissive sort of in a kink way, but mostly because being a pet/tool/possession/lover is the only way a relationship would work
>decipher this chuuni to understand my skillset: I traded my humanity for Mystic Eyes which let me view and traverse the labyrinth of all possibilities
>my base state is very much like a shut-in, but I actually love the outdoors and adventuring, I just don't mix with society
>>23991341
We match in pretty much everything, but I'm only 18 ;(
>>23995653
Gentle Lord of the South,
Thanks for your kind message, I appreciate, though I apologise for the late reply, your raven almost became lunch.
I'm a simple wildling, I don't have a name or great possessions but got the taste for the arts, specially the visual which still under development, same goes for writing, one of my passions that I do occasionally.
All kinds of expressions makes my heart smile, though being shy, I love communicating with people all over the Seven Kingdoms and hear their stories up here. Tell me about yours kind Lord.
With smiles,
A free little one
>>23990809
Me:
>6'1 / 185 cm
>regular gym visitor, on the skinny side though
>med student
>like movies, tv and music a lot
>enjoy being outdoors
>crippling anxeity
her:
>not fat as fuck
Looks and standards doesn't matter, if you're anxious and don't leave your home outside of going shopping you don't get a girlfriend
I like playing this fantasy game
>her
>18-22
>lives in ON, ca
>skinny / average
>nice long hair (if I'm fantasizing, redhead or black, but all hair is nice)
>kinda qt
>a bit of a nerd
>interest in vidya if not plays, preferably with cool taste
>likes cosplay
>likes to cook and will cook with me
>funny
>passionate about things she likes
>has a creative outlet
>romantic
>likes cuddling and lazy days together or in a park somwhere
>supportive and understanding
>slightly kinky
>has cool lingerie
>>will marry tier
is a baneposter
Me
>20
>skinny man
>6"2
>long blonde hair, think Patrick Swayze in point break
>I like to think I'm at least a 7 on good days
>amateur comedian
>spend a lot of time writing jokes / sketches
>in college
>like to think I am mildly funny
>really big into vidya like Metal Gear, Dark Souls, Fallout, Silent Hill, Hotline Miami
>starting to get into cosplay
>not really big into superhero comics but like the movies
>loves 80's action movies like Robocop, Terminator etc
>prone to huge bouts of depression and anxiety
>get really nervous and shy but have a big romantic streak in me
>really love devoting myself to a partner
>can be a bit clingy
>very passionate
If this is appealing to anyone I don't know skype : sardoniccharm
>>23996029
Him
>24-30
>Ideally near-ish, not half a world away
>Tall (I wanna be able to wear heels okay)
>Chubby/husky
>Beard & glasses are A++
>Not an asshole
>Good sense of humor, can make me laugh
>Smarty, witty
>Still kind/polite though
>Values being compassionate over being right all the damn time
>Open minded, open to trying new things
>Nerdy interests and hobbies are great
>Ambitious, plans for his life, etc
>Willing to go out and do things like dancing or kayaking and biking
>Equally willing to stay inside and cuddle up watching Netflix
>Doesn't make fun of my hobbies/interests at the least, would prefer support and an attempt to understand/show interest
>Verbally affectionate (words of affirmation are my love language whaddup) and/or willing to reassure me when I get anxious
>Isn't passive aggressive
>Honest
>Must love cats
Me
>25
>5'8" & chubby/curvy
>Midwest
>STEM major
>Glasses
>Loves video games and D&D, casual comic fan, generally nerdy interests
>Also into makeup and dresses and feminine shit
>Split between dry, sarcastic sense of humor and super silly sense of humor
>Bit of a homebody, but love to get out and do things
>Drink a frankly absurd amount of coffee
>Care a lot about being compassionate
>Hella patient
>Optimist
>Also pretty straight forward
>Own two cats, love them to bits
>>23996235
That sounds a lot like me and you seem like an interesting lady. I am >>23992864
Her:
>Cool
>And stuff
>Wants to get lost in the woods
>Has a lot of socks
Me:
>Hella into Berserk right now
>Employed
>and stuff
kik me? buttsmackenzie
>>23996235
I think I fit all of your categories! I really identified with what yiu said about compassion; it's a truly underrated virtue.
Highlights:
>6'2"
>chubby
>glasses
>very open to living life
>got a plan though; working at a Uni currently
>I love getting to know what makes people happy
>I'll be your DM but you can still use my Cthulhu dice set
>Your sense of humor seems to be the same as mine!
Kik me: DeludedMarxist
>>23996398
Forgot to say that I do love cats, and animals in general.
>>23996121
>my dearest friend :)
Me:
>White
>West Coast USA
>20
>Thin
>6'2"
>Dark blue/green eyes
>long dark brown hair
>University
>Honest
>Romantic
>Care more about the emotional aspect/having someone to talk to than sex.
>Enjoy debating
>Interested in political and military stuff
>Very introverted and shy (but rather talkative once I get to know someone)
>Love to read
>Gamer
>ks virgin
>Okay with long-distance
Her:
>18-22
>Light-skinned
>5'6"-6'
>Not chubby/fat
>Wants to talk about random stuff
>Introverted
>Honest
>Romantic
>Has some similar interest with me (gaming/reading/politics/languages/history)
>Not religious
>virgin ideally
>Different culture (insignificant bonus point really, just find the idea appealing/romantic)
Skype: Silthanos
>>23996398
I don't have kik, my dude. ;(
>>23992434
Do you have Skype?
Me:
>White
>Guy
>West Midlands, UK
>20 years old
>5'11", 142 lbs
>Brown hair, green eyes
>Smoker
>Nationalist
>Agnostic
>Work in business administration
>Like to dress smart-casual pretty much 24/7
>Would like kids one day, when financially secure and have a great job
>Big lover of Oasis, Brand New, Deadmau5 and Sub Focus
>Competitive as fuck. Expect things to get heated when we play monopoly with your parents
>Poker, golf and snooker player
>Addicted to sports drinks (powerade, boost, LSV etc)
>Energetic, don't require much sleep to flow through the day
>A little bit too honest. If your mate is a bitch I will roast her
>Messy as fuck, need a based housewife who loves cleaning, will return the favour with affection and Michelin tier dinners
Him
23-26, white, lives in the US, willing to relocate if needed.
Slim/slender build
No tattoos or piercings preferred. Drug, STD, kid, pet free.
Reasonably attractive, but not hot. (Somewhat open on appearance. Prefer deathly pale skin and medium/long length hair, but short hair or other skin shades can be attractive too.)
Free of facial hair. Not too picky about other body hair as long as it isn’t lazy or inconsistent.
Shy/introverted, but honest and direct.
Some level of independence, but not enough to make me feel isolated
Able to debate multiple sides of an issue without taking it personal. Intelligent.
Not a social justice warrior/feminist/LGBT activist/politicist/racist rabble-rouser
Patient and hopeful.
Polite. Isn’t gross.
Video game interests not limited to competitive PC.
Has realistic and achievable career goals in progress or suitable career.
Is sexually shy over kink, but not required. Is able to keep it in his pants
Makes me a better person
Me
25, male, US, white
Average/slender build: 5’11’’ 160lbs and losing weight
Independent/loner personality. Somewhat contrarian. Introvert.
Medium hair, growing it out to my shoulders; glasses.
Has body hair.
Finishing school in a couple months and entering the world of work soon after
Video gamer. 3DS :) Also, PS3. Prefer RPGs. Prefer cooperative play over competitive.
Fanfiction reader. Used to read fantasy literature/science fiction but don’t really have much time for that anymore.
Preferred music: video game music. Wide tolerance of most other genres.
Likes anime casually. Go ahead and judge.
Blunt and at times brutally honest, socially inept. Rambles at times about boring crap no one cares about.
Drug, piercing, tattoo free.
Pretty boring to others, I suppose.
I have a bit of a cold exterior, but I am warmer underneath. Loyal to longtime friends.
Growing as an individual. About to enter that phase of adulthood where I’m engaging in my own hobbies and improving my health.
My ideal man:
>19-23
>taller than me (5'10+)
>not a skeleton nor a fatass
>broad shoulders
>defined jawline
>plump lips
>nice smile
>preferably European
>beard
>has tattoos or piercings (or both)
>smoker
>hates anime
>loves horror movies
>smartass, witty, goofy
>intelligent
>honest
>talkative af
>spontaneous, adventurous and a daredevil
>emotional, passionate and caring
>well-mannered and respectful
>understanding, supportive and patient
>has hobbies/interests/ideas or something that he's passionate about
>loves animals (he must like cats at least)
>extroverted but wouldn't mind some nights in
>loves food and is a good cook (or at least is trying to be)
>kinky but has a cheesy romantic side too
>dominant in bed and has a big girthy dick lolololol
>>23996679
Outside the age range a dealbreaker for you? Also not a smoker.
>>23996679
>has tattoos or piercings (or both)
>intelligent
>>23996679
I fit the criteria, except for piercings/tattoos/beard
>>23996013
Mind sharing what you want from a guy? If we're alike, I'm interested in your contact info.
>>23996686
How much "outside of the age range" are you?
>>23996687
?
>>23996703
contact info?
>>23996718
27.
>>23993381
I fit all these, but sadly I'm taken. Hope you do find the guy of your dreams.
My ideal woman:
I don't have one. My dealbreakers are mainly smoking, too skinny/too fat, can't respect my boundaries or interests or can't keep a monogamous relationship. Imo non-monogamy is 2 much effort
>>23996235
What state are you in?
>>23996741
oh boy... too old for me, sorry.
Me:
>19
>go to school in Virginia, gonna be in Wisconsin for 2 months
>studying to be a computer programmer
>pretty intelligent, I guess
>play single-player video games often (Zero Escape, Phoenix Wright, Layton, Danganronpa are my favorite series)
>not terribly into animus and mangos, but if you want to talk with me about it, that's cool
>read romantic doujinshi (for both lewd and cute)
>becoming either a game developer, a web developer, or that one scientist who sits all alone for 20 years and invents artificial general intelligence
>looking for a relationship or friends
>almost forgot, about 240 lbs but losing weight, 6 feet tall.
>blue eyes, blondeish hair. Aryan master race
>politically, fiscally conservative, socially IDGAF
>don't smoke and don't drink because of bipolar meds (bipolar is controlled well, don't worry. inb4 >meme disorder)
Her:
>any age as long as long as they're attracted to me and I'm attracted to them
>Eastern US is great so I can get to them
>passionate about something - has long term goals
>balances them out with vidya or TV or whatever.
>someone I can talk with about my favorite series is a massive plus
>intelligent and interesting, preferably
>somewhat of a nerd in general
>medium to high sexual drive, kinky is nice
>not a SJW
>IDGAF about how you look specifically, just look attractive enough
>clingy is nice
>politically similar is nice, but not too similar, that just leads to boredom
>>23996757
No prob, figured it couldn't hurt to check. Good luck!
>>23996754
I'd rather not say on here, but in the upper midwest area. West of the Mississippi.
>>23993390
>black
How does it feel being kryptonite for vaginas on this site.
>>23996767
>in the upper midwest area. West of the Mississippi.
Me too! Let's bike together~
>>23996797
Really? Where are you at? I get it if you don't wanna answer hahah, I didn't.
>>23996799
Minnesota
>>23996811
No shit. I'm one state over from you.
>>23996814
Do you ever come to Minnesota? If so we should ride together. I'm never anywhere else except the mountains.
>>23996821
I used to live there, actually. Up in Pine City for a while and then in Minneapolis before I moved where I am now for school. All my close friends live in Mankato so I go there pretty regularly.
>>23996827
Oh cool. I lived in Minneapolis for a while. I love it there, great city. I'm fairly close to both Minneapolis and Mankato now. Email [email protected] if you're ever in MN and want to bike together
>>23996841
Dropped you a line so I don't lose your contact info. :)
Her:
>19+
>enjoys getting drunk
>love of film
>love of horror specifically
>not a gamer
>under 6'
>average/curvy build
>ironic/playful
>submissive
>northeast US
me:
>senior in college
>love of shitty horror movies
>love of alcohol/beer
>i think i'm funny
>calm, rarely get angry or heated
>occasional pot use
>basketball
>music producer
>average/husky build
>beard
>21
>i dont know what else
reply for contact stuff i guess
>>23996029
Charming Wildling in the north,
I beg your pardon for my late reply.
The days here in the south seem to go by faster.
I am charmed by your kind words.
I have to admit the arts are not one of my specialities. I found my place in the creation of games for the young Lords and Ladies.
There is not much to say about myself.
The stories of the bards always seem to find a place in my heart, of course I also try to educate myself about the Lords of our world. Therefore I spent a lot of my time in the libraries.
I would be pleased if I would be able to hear one of your stories here in the south.
With love,
A Lord in the south
Her:
>18-30
>black
>lives in canada
> curvy
>no tattoos or piercings
>dark hair
>will go to anime north with me
>loyal and honest
>romantic
>somewhat shy
>loves the outdoors
>has some interesting hobbies or job
>not a vegetarian or a radical feminist
>kinky with high or medium sex drive
>believes in soulmates
>doesn't smoke
>doesn't mind taking charge
>loves travelling and will travel with me
>knows what she wants in life and can take care of herself
>wouldn't mind a relationship or a LDR
Me:
>white
>25
>live in canada
>235lbs and 5'11, muscular build
>hazel eyes with glasses
>short brown hair
>currently working part time and in university
>financially independent
>really funny and easy to get along with
>love the outdoors,hiking, kayaking, fishing ect.
>romantic
>loyal and honest
>one tattoo on shoulder
>i dont do drugs or smoke and only drink socially
>not religious
>love travelling and frequently travel every year
mfw no chocolate goddess gf.
>>23996718
kik: fuckingwhitemale
>girls always list tall
Hopes deleted
Her
>18-30
>Not fat
>Cute face
>Must like metal
>Honest
>Has good values
>compassionate
>politically incorrect
>moral and intellectual consistency
>good team player
>likes to talk
Me
>26
>5'11
>In decent shape
>Long hair
>Metalhead
>Musician
>Resourceful
>Knowledgeable
>Emphatic
>Knows how to party
>Likes to learn
>The good kind of weird
skype: dremcfleuve
>>23998369
Don't worry, bro, I'm sure there are girks who don't mind short guys
>>23998713
Not that short(5'11") but still get asshurt when I read 6+
>>23998719
See you're not even short; you're above average height where I live.
More importantly, remember that these are /ideal/ threads. An ideal is just that: an ideal; it doesn't actually exist. I challenge you to find one person who is dating someone who matches their ideal down to every detail. I could fill an entire post to the character limit with a detailed description of some custom-made woman, but I would only care about maybe 10% of it, at the most.
The truth of the matter is that we can find happiness with imperfect people, and failing to tick a couple of boxes on a list doesn't disqualify anyone, unless those qualities happen to be dealbreakers or the person is crazy enough to reject someone for not ticking every last box on some list of arbitrary qualities.
What will detriment you, however, is getting demoralized because strangers on a Mongolian shadow puppet forum say their ideal is one inch taller than you. Don't shoot yourself in the foot, basically.
>>23998762
May be, but you will still get dumped the moment they found a person more closer to their ideal. It happened lots of times, I don't get insecure IRL like this but it still makes me butthurt.
>>23998782
You don't date someone just because they are close to your ideal, the emotional link and the way you click with someone is much more important than height.
I do like tall guys, but my boyfriend is 5"7 and I wouldn't dump him for any fucking reason.
>>23998807
Even if he sucked my cock?
>>23998782
Your perception is your reality, anon.
>>23998807
Dating and attraction is %99 visual at start, you gotta pass that first to make an impact with your personality.
>>23998851
It's just my personal experiences man, just came by shitty people I guess.
Him:
>Taller than me (not hard to be)
>17-19
>White
>Not a twink
>Goofy dork
>Makes me laugh
>Cuddly
>Similar interests
>Wants to take care of me (I'm pretty independent tho)
>Understanding
>Motivating
>Teaches me about his interests
Me:
>Female
>White
>5'3"
>Chubby but losing weight
>blue eyes white dragon
>Harsh on the outside but a big softie on the inside
>Love to make people I care about happy
>I'm a big goofus
>I like animu, Netflix, drawing, yarn stuff,spooky stuff, vidya, art, crafting
>I promise I'll give you a giggle
I have Skype if you want. Pls reply I'm pretty cool.
>
>
>>23990809
>20-25
>5'3" -- 5'7"
>white -- olive complexion
>live in the US
>highly educated
>good college
>speaks at least three languages
>likes to travel
>really beautiful
>large tits
>tight vag
>loves giving bjs
>kinky and submissive, likes to please
>also likes cuddles
>super rich family
>admired by many
>absolutely no mental illness
I have all these things except the last. Drives me around the bend. Every now and then she freaks out, rages, and throws shit around and breaks things. I also don't think I can do better, so am trying to work with it. *__*
>>23998924
Gimme a giggle! What's your skype?
>>23999028
Skype is strawberrynap
>>23998924
>TFW 26
Her
>Stupid cunt that will let me do whatever I want to her
>Loves being abused and humiliated
>Will cook and clean and choke on my dick whenever I feel like it
>me
Dude, 30, dominant, has money
>>23998369
>girls always list tall and white
>neither tall nor white
Suffering. But like >>23998762 said, this thread is about ideals and not about minimum requirements.
>>23996679
I'm everything you listed but white. Fuck!
>>23998924
Skype me: Larcinqer. I always wanted to meet a blue eyes white dragon.
Her
>21-40
>5'3"-6'
>lives in America, East coast preferred
>enjoys cooking
>has massive tits. I'm talking DD and above only
>otherwise physical attributes are minor as long as weight doesn't exceed 250lbs
>loves to laugh, and make me laugh
>if she shares my interests awesome, and if not she enjoys sharing her interests and learning new ones
>able to take a joke without getting upset
>enjoys sex, and being naked when we are together
>must like showering together
Him
>6' even
>245lbs (yes a little bit chubby)
>lives on East coast and is 33
>loves to cook, eat, sometimes video games, comics, space /Astrology
>enjoys learning about new topics
>likes to debate but won't push views on to you
>can't stress enough the love to cook part
>is well traveled (been to over 15 countries)
>is a nudist when at home
>watches a lot of food network
Thats about it. The massive tits is really the only physical attribute deal breaker. I highly doubt this will get any replies but you never know.
Him:
>22-28
>very pale, looks malnourished
>thin and wears black pant/slacks all the time
>no/a few tattoos, no piercings
>glasses
>tall, sculpted nose
>brown hair
>pretty blue or green eyes
>has excellent tastes in movies and music, is very well versed in both
>plays video games
>literature
>patient
>reliant
>decent memory
>indoorsy but not unwilling to go outside on a date once a month
>naturally ethical
>doesn't mind me smoking cigarettes but will maybe inspire me to quit
>nasty enough to eat ass with at least 2 fetishes
Me:
>22
>Latina
>Texan
>107lbs/5'4
>34/25/34
>works in cosmetics and loves makeup
>intersectional feminist
>whimsical
>loves anime but has gotten over my weebphase
>doesn't play gaems but loves to watch people play them. Addictive personality won't allow me to play frequently.
>Smokes
>loves corgis
>likes philosophy
>build computers, likes technology
>into LDR
>>23998138
Greetings dear Sor from the South,
I'm sorry for the delay again. My daily duties takes a lot of my time and with the proximity of the cold weather, must make everything more comfortable.
I believe the young ones must love your craft, despite of the many moons I've lived, games are still one of my favorite pastimes.
My stories are written in prose, some of them in the common language, yet the majority is attached to my roots, so forgive me if I slip with words.
I don't get to leave past the wall but I take a glance on the outside world through a small window. Sometimes I read images to tell stories for strangers about the invisible things.
Oh a Library is a place of peace and knowledge I heard. I am eager to find a Maester to teach me about the secrets of this world and the others.
Is there any god you believe in? For the old and new ones, I find peace believing we only see a small part of a great engine.
A warm hug,
Little Wildling
Sure, why not.
Me:
>White male, blue eyes, blond hair
>About to turn 21
>Aspergers BUT with not shitty social skills because of social skills therapy when I was a kid
>5'10'', 180 lbs (but that's down from 220 last November)
>Into video games but trying to get normie hobbies too like hiking
>Work in the legal field as an intern, getting a full time job next year
>VERY sexually submissive, fucking hate being dominant
>Very capable of empathizing and listening, I know when to give advice and when to shut up
>Serious and collected in public, but really enjoy goofing off when I’m alone or with people I’m close with
>Extremely loyal to people who I’m close to, I’m that guy who’s always available to help
>A weird sense of humor. Dark but not edgy. Mostly subtle I guess
Dream girl:
>Female, at least 20 but not older than 28
>Not obese
>At least a 5/10
>Sexually dominant
>Dominant/assertive but not bitchy
>At least semi-interested in vidya
>Likes foot massages
>Nice, honest, at least a bit cute
>Enjoys talking about a variety of stuff- e.g. not elitist/pretentious, but not completely boring either
>Doesn’t get annoyed if I worry about her
>Bathes on at least a somewhat regular basis
No height, skin, eye, etc preference, that stuff doesn't really matter to me. I know it sounds cliche but if you have the right personality and preferences, I couldn't care less about appearance
My kik is UtterDegenerate, if anyone is interested in chatting about whatever.
Please?
>>23998924
>>23999905
>tfw 20
>immortal
>white
>live at Misty Lake in Gensokyo
>petite
>no tattoos or piercings
>light blue hair
>plays games or at least tolerates them
>indifferent about anme or manga and weeb stuff in general
>loyal and honest
>romantic
>somewhat shy
>prefers to play in nature
>doesn't use makeup
>clingy, obsessive/possessive
>has some interesting hobbies
>she's a genius
>etc.
>>23999999
>>23990809
Her:
>18-29
>white
>thin/delicate
>lives in switzerland or closeish
>has social anxiety/AvPD
>homebody
Me:
>white
>live in zurich
>thin/athletic
>26
>have Avoidant Personality Disorder
>homebody
>>23999826
>intersectional feminist
>nasty enough to eat ass with at least 2 fetishes
Are you the sort who wants to be dominated but gets offended if a man takes up too much space on a subway?
>>23999999
Nice.
>>23999999
good lord, sweet Jesus, THE NINES SO MANY NINES
PRAISE KEK
>>23999826
I'll bite. Kik johnofmarks
>>23999826
>go outside ... once a month
>nasty enough to eat ass with at least 2 fetishes
>intersectional feminist
>Smokes
I'll bite. Here I am, sitting atop a tree, on holiday, in Sweden. The joys of low-resolution phone camera.
I'm real good friends with
>>23991402 IRL
Me:
>21
>British
>5"11
>Straight
>Filmmaker
>Broad shoulders and stomach chubbs.
>I am a hairy mofo
>Basks in all forms of all media. Especially the really, really awful, low quality shit. Films, games, stories, whatever. It's hilariously bad.
>Listens to music. A lot. Lots of rock/metals.
>Bassist, but haven't played in fuckin' years.
>Graduating Uni next month
>Self sufficient. More than happy to wander off alone at stupid o'clock if I find something I want to do.
>Will also do my own thing irregardless if you follow me or not. Obnoxiously stubborn at times.
>Looking for new hobbies. Brewing mead is on the menu.
>Not really interested in sex, but will eat the pussi like a watermelon.
>Social butterfly. Can speak very bluntly at times.
Her:
>Has goals. Is actively going towards them.
>A wide range of interests. Let's show each other weird new things to do and see.
>Somebody I can butt heads with. Being a switch isn't fun unless you fight over who's on top.
>Preferably creative in some way. Collaborations abound.
>No extreme body types. Obesity and Anorexia 'aint my thing, but chubbies and smaller builds are sexycute.
>Have basic social skills, at least. Kinda lose my patience with the perpetually anxious.
>Try to be a nice person sometimes
>Pushes me to be a better person, and vice versa.
Always up for making friends with everybody and chatting with new people. You're interesting, y'know? Even if you don't think you are. Say hi.
[email protected]
>>23993584
>won't get mad at me for not being able to give him a bj
yeah good fucking luck
Him:
>20+, wherever
>6'2" +
>Broad, toned build
>Can bench press me lol
>Dark hair, beard
>Full sleeve tattoos
>Deepish voice - pleasant to listen to
>Military
>Very intelligent
>Clingy
>Obsessive/possesive
>Protective
>Likes/is good at martial arts
>Devoted
>Loyal
>Will not leave me
>Kind
>Patient
>Laughs a lot
>Wants a relationship
>Financially independent
>Drinks socially
>Likes to travel
>Will not come to me looking for a handout
Me:
>19, USA
>5'5"
>Curvy (45-33-45)
>Short blonde hair
>Blue eyes, glasses
>No tattoos
>College student - biology
>Employed
>Slightly depressed
>Very clingy
>Loyal
>Easy to get along with
>Good sense of humor
>Drinks socially
>Not easily offended
>Likes outdoorsy things
>Not really into anime/manga
>Likes animals
Just respond with your contact info if you're interested
>>24000441
Kik & snap: distracted6
>>23998284
i don't have kik.
>>23999365
I didn't list white, did I? Contact info?
Ideal girl:
>20-28
>Shy is fine
>Kind is a plus
>Writer and/or Musician (not mandatory, but writing would be a plus)
>Likes staying in most of the time, but doesn't mind going out once in a while
>Enjoys trying food, not picky
>Can think for herself
>Is not afraid of sharing secrets or feelings
>Enjoys sex and being intimate (not required daily)
>Cuddle bug
>Doesn't want kids
>Reliable/Supportive
>Independent, does not mind alone time or when we don't talk all day (not clingy)
>Would love to have pets/has pets
>Loyal
>Honest
Me:
>24, male, white
>dark, long hair
>blue eyes
>introverted
>mostly quiet
>musician and occasional writer
>full time job, own a home, live alone
>>23999905
>tfw no human contact in a week other than my coworkers
Fuck dude, do these ever work?
Her
>short.
>cute
>not a ham planet
>tolerates my vidya games
>tolerates my racism towards blacks
>clingy
>not a cheater
>willing to at least pretend to laugh at my jokes
Me
>5'10
>skinny (135 lbs) look healthy though
>black hair, green eyes
>i have a "jewish" look
>crooked right upper lateral incisor
>unironically supports Trump
>open thread
>read several "the taller the better" and "6+ ft" one after another
>leave thread
>>24000866
To be fair, given that I'm 6'1" I would like a partner near my height since it sucks having a man that is dwarfed by me. Idk, just why I would want someone taller.
>>24000866
>>24000889
Yeah. Same. Not quite as drastically tall, but I like wearing heels and wedges and shit and would IDEALLY not tower over my BF. It is an ideal mate thread to be fair.
I just want somebody to play L4D with me so we can walk around and look at Jaden Smith tweets written on the walls.
Is that so much to ask, world?
>>24000441
Randommang is my kik
I'm in my way to 315 atm
>>23993584
I think that we would have gotten along, but I'm too old for you girlie.
Her:
>smart
>unique
>meek
>healthy
>cute
>weird
>honest no matter what
>interesting
>talkative
>edgyish, uses slurs but not violent
>lives in MN
Me:
>white
>18
>6'
>120-130 pounds, fluctuates
>brown hair, brown eyes
>lil bit shy
>sell drugs, oxycodone and tylenol 3
>like video games
>like biking and swimming
>like cooking occasionally
>live in MN
>>24000898
So like, hear me out, I'm about the same height as you.
That's all I really got. What're my odds?
>Me
>Male
>28
>White
>Long hair and beard.
>Fairly athletic.
>Into "prepping," firearms, camping, hiking, philosophy, theology, the supernatural/occult, Germanic culture, tribalism, blacksmithing, horror literature and films, the Cthulhu mythos, teas.
>Dominant personality, bit of a pessimist.
>Germanic Pagan.
>Dark sense of humor.
>Pretty outgoing, though I pick and choose when I want to deal with people.
>I tend to get in trouble sometimes.
>Her
>If you actually give two shits, then ask.
>>24000441
Damn I fit absolutely none of your criteria but you fit mine perfectly
>>24000981
>the supernatural/occult, Germanic culture
>Germanic Pagan.
You must be me, one year younger
>>24000992
First of all, I'm stealing that picture.
Second of all, nice to see someone else like this lurking around here.
>>23999999
Holy baka...
>>23998924
I meet all of this except I'm 21, but... Do I smell underage b&???
kik is rpgspitfire, in case you're legal...
Me:
>19/M/South USA
>White
>straight
>thin/average body type
>looks 6-7/10 when cleaned up
>giant fucking nerd, love history, literature, know a little bit about everything and love explaining things
>have more outdoors interests but lack of cash and space has kept me from pursuing them
>moderately clingy, have become less so as I've grown more jaded
>initially pretty quiet and reserved in-person, much more animated when I'm comfortable around people
>very dark, sarcastic humor
>media taste is pretty wide open, will try anything but don't be surprised when I'm hypercritical
Her:
>around my age or lower/biological female/USA
>race not necessarily important
>average to thin body type, shortness is a huge +, qt w/ a booty
>will get into at least some of my nerd shit with me and introduce me to new things
>genuinely interested in talking about/learning things, conversations beyond "how was your day"
>pls play vidya with me
>okay with clinginess/mildly clingy
On the off-chance this interests anyone, skype's
swaglordyolo420 (no joke)
>>23999999
Her:
>20-25
>White
>Lives in MA
>Dark hair
>generally chill
>prefers indie to popular music
>doesn't smoke
Me:
>23
>White
>Live in MA, just south of Boston
>blue eyes
>"boy next door" looks; they call me Spider-Man at work
>looking into a culinary career because I love to make things for people
>textbook ISTP
Snapchat: toaddaniels
>>23996679
Kik is chimsoncrin
>>24000996
It's one of the only Asatru memes I have that isn't immensely edgy.
I actually tried posting to find myself a conservative occultist girl in these threads but, unsurprisingly, I didn't get any hits.
>>24000956
I wouldn't say no to a guy for being the same height as me. I've gone out with a couple guys very close to my height because we had similar interests. I prefer dudes being taller than me, but it's absolutely not a deal breaker.
>>24001180
But do you look good in thigh highs?
>>24001240
I like wearing thigh highs. I would guess if I look good in them or not is pretty subjective.
>>23999826
yo my kik is new.m00n
>>24001119
Yeah, there is a lot of ridiculous "viking as hard as you can" shit out there.
And just keep at it, my friend. I've met a few along those lines over the years in threads like this one.
>>23999889
To the lovely Lady in the north.
Maybe sometime we could play a game together. Crafting one is a great way to use the day, but playing with a friend is always the best.
I deeply understand your problem. I myself don't speak the common tongue too well, but I am always curious to learn something new.
Maybe I could show you some places southern the wall, I am sure you would like it here.
Maybe I even can listen to one of your stories in the future.
Yes, libraries are truly a place of peace. You should try to go to Old Town, the maesters there should know how to help with your desire.
No, there is not a specific god I believe in. I believe that there must be something and that every god of the old and the new ones, have a few bits of truth in their story. For myself I try to connect little pieces of every religion and live my life in a way I am happy with it.
Be careful about the beasts of the winter.
With love,
You friend in the south.
PS: These crows are really unreliable.
I have heard of a new magical way to communicate. It sends messages just through the sky. I can't remember the name of this method, but I think it has something to do with the sky(pe).
(My Name on skype is LordInTheSouth.
I hope we can keep chatting :) )
>>23990840
5'7 artistic redhead who likes to hike and cook, but I lost my retainer so who knows how objectively good my smile is :&
Also live in Ohio because life's not fair
>>24002019
I'd be happy to judge for ya, I'm pretty objective. If you're still here give me a buzz on kik: zealouszmb
>>23996679
I fit this criteria for the most part. Kik: sadrumbb
>>24002003
Good day dear Lord of The South,
It brought me joy seeing your raven first thing in the morning. With the constant exchanges of messages, I'm not surprised some wouldn't reach their destiny, sadly.
I've reached your magic sky(pe) messenger, would gladly keep the conversation there and tell you more about my stories and the life behind the wall and looking forward learning about yours.
Warm hugs,
LittleWildling
My ideal girl would be someone who is artistic in someway and is caring and understanding. Im really attracted to people with big hearts because I like to be affectionate and show them how much I care, but that doesn't mean I'm needy and engage in pda all the time. It would be a big BIG plus if we had similar taste in music and she wouldn't mind listening to the same song for a week straight. I have a big thing for girls with short, dark hair. Not everyone can pull off short hair, but when they do they [italics]really[/enditalics] pull it off (when it rains it pours). Shorter than me (5'7") and at least 18, I don't really have a preference for body types, a pretty face takes all.
I'm 21 and a musician. I like all kinds of music but the artist that influence me the most are John frusciante, Elliott smith, Alice in chains, buckethead, Maurice ravel, Nujabes, Chopin, Bernard Herman,and velvet underground. I have a cat named Elliott and I'll talk and send pics of him all day. I try to be a very understanding, caring, and supportive person. My brain is like an on off switch so I will be indifferent about some mundane things but be obsessed with a few things and have them on my mind for days straight. I've been playing guitar for almost 12 years, piano for about 3, and I've recently been working in singin while playing. I also like to draw and paint. I don't okay a lot of video games except Pokemon and elder scrolls. Also I live in Ohio so that would be nice
>Her
>18 - 24
>blonde/red hair
>Thin
>likes to read
>has a passion for music
>Has been going through a life long existential crisis
>Likes to smoke weed/is okay with me smoking weed
>has hobbies
>is clingy
>Likes art
>generally has a laid back attitude
>Likes hiking and camping and unnecessarily long road trips
>Funny and somewhat outgoing
>is more extroverted than I am (This is extremely easy to achieve)
>Likes the rain (most importantly)
Me
>Olive skin
>skinny
>6'2
>curly hair
>glasses
>My entire life is just one giant existential crisis and I still dont know what the fuck im doing so I just kind of go with the flow of things and try not to take life to seriously.
Her
>age 23 to 33
>quiet
>but confident
>kinky
>independent and career orientated
>likes video games & horror movies
>enjoys working out
>can actually cook
>prefer curvy, not into skinny model type
>5"0 to 5"7 range
>dark skin
>blue or green eyes
>lots of tattoos
>some piercings
>cuddly but not clingy
>not a chatter box
>has her own friends
>has her own hobbies
>must be an animal lover(not allergic!)
Myself:
>28 years old
>5"9
>muscular build but lacking abs
>dark skin
>brown eyes
>full head of hair
>short, trimmed beard
>covered in tattoos, getting more
>some piercings
>career orientated
>I was fat most of my life, lost 50kgs
>lack confidence in looks
>quiet, shy
>enjoy video games and horrors/thriller movies
>reading fiction, true crime, thrillers
>I greatly enjoy cooking
>I'm big into fitness
>I get annoyed by mindless chatter
>cuddly but not clingy
>kinky, like being submissive to women
>love animals of all kinds even if they bite me
>due to my career choice I'm slightly rough around the edges
>obsessed with my personal hygiene
My bucket list within the coming years is to travel the world and either legally or illegally explore the most haunted places I can gain entry too. So I would like someone who would not only come, but enjoy that experience.
Where's my tattooed nerd?
>>24002019
Pssst hey
>>24002570
Her:
>Age 18-22
>Great sense of humor
>Intelligent, clever, has novel ideas and things to say
>Perceptive about people, can read right through me
>"Big boned", chubby, whatever. I like meat on th bones. Proportional though, so if she has a big belly, she has a huge ass and tits to go along with it.
>Works up until she has children, then stays at home and takes care of them
>Pursues artistic endeavors in her free time.
>Loves listening to music and has a really developed taste in music.
>Open minded and willing to do psychedelic drugs with me.
>Enjoys being out in nature
>High libido
>Cooks delicious meals
>Very feminine
Me
>19 male
> thinker type personality, always daydreaming
> love music, reading, movies, anything that has to do with ideas or expression
> bit of a psychonaut but hold a deep reverence and respect for the psychedelic experience
> love to laugh and enjoy life while also improving myself everyday.
Currently have a girlfriend but I figure I might meet someone cool with this.
kik: newperson3
>>23998924
skype me: dremcfleuve
All i want is a girl that isnt overly obese, thats it :(
Kik- marc69241
>>23999826
You know, I'm almost perfect for you:
>25
>pale and thin (pic related)
>glasses
>brown hair, blue eyes
>philosophy PhD student at a top 10 university
>loves eating ass
...but I've just emerged from a disastrous LDR with a girl I loved very very much; we just couldn't make it work and ended up arguing all the time. I spent the last month of it in constant anxiety, questioning everything about my life, and drinking daily by myself. And I don't feel like risking a similar (or, likely, worse) outcome again.
What could've been ;_;
>>24002743
But where is your contact info tho
>>24000116
>read switzerland
>get excited
>we both have dicks
RIP. Good luck on your travels breh.
>me
>young girl
>short
>dark eyes dark hair pale skin
>average weight
>dress nice
>aesthetic
>funny
>qt
if ur interested my kik is sillyqtpie
noooOo creepy ugly plebs pls
Him:
>22+
>Within the US, preferably east coast but open to other places
>6'+
>Athletic, not sickly thin. Otter mode, fit /bulky muscular (not skinny and muscular), very moderate chub are all acceptable
>no severe acne (sorry)
>thick dick
>high libido
>open minded
>a realist who can think through things logically and doesn't live in denial about the current state of things
>has a healthy relationship with his family and would eventually like to start a family of his own
>can take a joke, great sense of humor but also knows when to tone it down and be serious
>can hold a discussion even if the views oppose without throwing a tantrum
>loves animals especially dogs and cats
>not a picky eater
>has goals, passions and hobbies of their own
>in university or graduated
>loves to travel
>affectionate and caring but respects the need for alone time
>enjoys watching movies/tv shows
>enjoys music (all kinds)
Me:
>22, Female
>5'7"
>east coast of the US
>44" bust, 31" waist, 42" hips
>light brown hair, green eyes
>a few tattoos, generally hidden when dressed
>senior, undergrad
>computer science
>realist, occasional cynic
>passionate about my views on things but extremely open to other peoples views and always respect other peoples opinions even if I don't agree with them
>love my family and hope to start a family of my own eventually when the time is right
>hobbies include crafts, hiking, camping, reading, occasional video game
>hardworking, very focused on my education and career as those come before everything else for me right now
>very affectionate
>loves dogs and cats and all other cute animals
>love listening to music almost all the time (alt rock, indie, rap mainly but love all genres)
>soccer (watching, playing)
>into traveling whenever time allows for it
Kik: coins__
(Two underscores)
Her:
>younger than me (I'm 23)
>shorter than me (I'm 5'10")
>hair: black or red (other colours are acceptable but sub-optimal)
>anywhere between petite and athletic (she needs SOME kind of tits and ass, with a lowish bodyfat percentage; "thick" is acceptable but sub-optimal)
>cute and sexy at the same time
>tattoos and piercings: either none or a few subtle ones
>a fashion style that suggests the music she listens to isn't just Bieber and Beyonce
>eyes: green or blue (other colours, again, sub-optimal) - and I like that kind of half-stoned look some girls have
>creative, and has is very serious about some sort of creative hobby - preferably something not too intellectual like music or drawing - something like writing is sub-optimal
>intelligent, but not necessarily in a bookish or sciencey kind of way - more like critical thinking and creative intelligence
>enjoys talking about "deeper" things like art, politics, philosophy etc.
>politically left-leaning but not a radical
>funny with a witty sense of humour
>introverted but not a total social autist - willing to go out and have fun every once in a while
>not too put off by light drugs like weed, mdma, and psychedelics
>likes to go on walks with beautiful scenery, otherwise stay in and cuddle, watch movies, play games, read books, fuck around on the internet, have a good conversation, or all of the above
>sexually passionate, curious, and experimental - up for most things
>trusting, not too jealous, but with some degree of respect for our relationship
Me:
Basically a male version of what I just described
>23
>5'10"
>blue eyes
>dark brown hair, quite thick, good for running your hands through
>skinny-average build but lifting
>degree in philosophy
>creative and very serious about art
>aspiring novelist or screenwriter
>plays guitar
I don't want to meet any of you; I'm just curious to see if anyone responds
>>24002949
>see reply
>get excited
>we both have dicks
This life :(
>second danganronpa anime starts this month
>still no weeb gf to watch it with
>>24003365
I really hope its better than the first time around :c. I love the series so much.
>>24003267
Ugh, if I wasn't a picky eater. Unlucky.
>>24003401
Well, for starters, it's not an adaptation of a specific game, and it's not going to have to cram all that into 12 episodes.
That alone is promising. Plus we get to see more of le ruseman, so I'm down.
>>24003441
I have a very strange love/hate relationship with Nagito.....
>>24002903
What part of Ohio are you in? Also do ya got kik?
>>24003437
You can still message me :)
>>24003670
Middle of it. Although for the next year I'll be north of Columbus. But after that back to the Athens/Logan/Lancaster Hell circle. What's your username?
>>23998924
skype is memocard1, we can have the mutual giggle
>>24002903
Kik is new.m00n
>>24003835
Buttsmackenzie
I'm up around Cleveland but it's still closers than most.
>>24003336
You sound awful.
>>24002762
Why are you looking for a very feminine girl with a high libido if you're just looking for "someone cool"?
>>24000734
You seem cool. What country are you in?
>>24004256
What's your contact info? Or hmu
>gstoka
Works for kik and Skype I
>me
student
20
Male
6'2"
Sandy blonde (if thats a thing)
Blue/grey/green eyes
slim
UK
love joking around
love music, write my own songs
A layman in loads of different things
Interested in anything other than a relationship (not something you can demand straight away anyway)
Skype: iiiiiiig1996
>her
good sense of humour
have a passion/special interest of your own
from/in the uk
Thats really it desu..
Hey! I'm Christhian: 18/M. Hot, Sexy, and smart
hmu. Kik: ChristhianL
SC: christhian_l (I'll add back)
Her:
>likes me
>is okay with me
>likes music that i like or accepts the music i like
>isnt creepy
>romantic without being over complimentary. that freaks me out.
>honest
>likes shit like tim & eric
>is smart
>has an ass
>non-white kinda preferred, but i'll accept anything
>would date online
him:
>has a good ass and dick
>isnt a dom, isnt masculine, basically anything femboy or above
>I like MtF but I'm not a chaser
me:
>white
>18
>us
>184lbs 6'1 height, idk about build but im kinda ugly sry ladies
>long brown hair blue eyes
>live with family (for now, going into uni)
>shy
>play games sometimes
>romantic
>sex is meh, but i like it
>cuddling is neat
>arguings gay
>i listen to rap, rock, and experimental /mu/ shit like noise and drone
>nothing else is important
>also im depressed and anxious about life so
I go on /sci/, /lgbt/, /x/, /mu/, and /b/ (for porn when i'm too lazy for gif).
more info upon request
kik: boipussy_
steam id: sutures
add me on one of those for more info
Me:
>19
>6'2
>200 lbs
>short black hair, curly when long
>likes video games
>really fucking goofy
>high cheek bones
>strong jaw
>broad shoulders
>deep voice
>likes art
>Engineering Student
>Hazel Eyes
>White with Freckles
>Very chill and will pretty much do anything inside or outside
>Kik: MajorArtifact
Her:
>Longer dark hair
>funny and nice personality
>average-a little chubby weight
>>23998924
Got a kik?
>>23996679
Do you have a kik?
>>23993381
Do you have a kik or something to talk?
>>23993406
pretty much same
>>23996235
close, just missing the glasses and the height
>>23996679
I'm pretty much everything but I'm a bit out of the age range (only by two years though), and I don't smoke, have a beard, or tattoos. Sorry.
>me
>21
>blue eyes dark blonde hair
>beard
>loves to laugh
>plays guitar
>enjoys video games
>very thin/kind of fit
>marijuana
>loves hip hop
>her
>lives near me
>red/brown hair
>thin preferrably
>can make me laugh
>smart
>loves hip hop
live in Cleveland Ohio
kik is sunburnsout
sigh
>>23998924
Gib skype
>>24000985
This
>>23996235
So close, not in your age range, no beard
RIP
>>24005582
forgot to mention, age range for men is under 17-19
women i dont even care just accept me
>>24005729
by "under" i mean it's in that range btw
>>24004256
The US. In az.
>>24005759
what part?
She has to
>Be okay with me being from a very large and loud family
>Have family be important to her
>Needs to be equally loud and passionate, and opinionated as me about things she likes
>Long winded debates and conversations
>Into camping
>Values a night in just as much as a night out
>Still has to like going out from time to time
>Will listen to me complain about every bad part of my day then let me listen to her do the same
>Good sense of humour
>Introvert or extrovert, doesn't matter to me
>Doesn't have to play games or even with me but as long as she doesn't hate video games
>Loves music
>Likes animals
>Explorative
>Creative
>Will bingewatch shows with me
>Someone to hold me to my promises and make me want to strive to improve
>Good cook, constantly wants to take turns cooking and sharing recipes
>Puts up with my bad jokes
If there's someone out there who is even like 5 of those things I would be surprised
>>24006224
you obviously have never dated
>>24005802
Phoenix
>>24005645
yup. made an account just yesterday. username: sselenophile
Me: 30s, only somewhat shy
Her: 30s, only somewhat shy
Honestly when you get to this age you start with the basics and worry about the rest later if you at least like each other
>>24006294
Only twice. Both times ended bitterly and it's been a while since I've tried again
Her
>female
>similar age to mine
>lives somewhat near me
>similar interests to me (vidya, anime, that kinda thing)
>I dunno, I don't have particularly high standards
Me
>male
>18
>London
>white
>6'2"
>150lbs
>7/10 (according to rate threads)
Her: basic hygiene
No dick, boobs preferable but not necessary.
Me:
Matteddy101
Snap me and find out
>>24005759
Contact?
Me:
>18
>white
>US
>dark hair
>glasses
>makes music
>deadpan
>dark sense of humor
>writer
>cynical
>skinny
>kind of a dork
>really into obscure vidya and shit
Her:
>dark hair
>likes to read and write
>skinny-ish
>dark sense of humor
>open to new stories and ideals
>can manage to surprise me
>weeb optional
idk
me
>chubby feamle, 5'6 160lbs
>californian
>memer piece of shit
>shy awkward
Him
>chubby
>white
>facial hair
>not a virgin, dislikes anime and weebs
>into vaporwave and simpsonswave
>super masculine
>goofy personality
kik: the_ok_gatsby
>>24002609
What music and art do you like?
>>23993032
Mmm please more :) ?
Fuck it, no reason not to.
Me
>Male
>20
> short for a male 5'6
>all my family is 6+ fuck those giants
> Ex weeb,
> Has led an extremely interesting life
>Family abuse Homelessness college and army
>Got discharged due to really bad depression
>Chubby, not whale
>Trying to get fit, need some support
>Gamer
>Poet/Writer
>In jobcorp for culinary LR AR
>Will be going to california in september for more training
>Idc where you are in the world
>Shortish dirty blonde hair
>Funny story about that
>Fairly nice face
>Close roughy beard
>Been told i have beautiful piercing blue eyes
>Big gamer
>Very adaptable
>Table top gamer
Hairy
>You
>17-28
>I like them either short, or way tall.
>Like >5' or above 5'10
>Either Pale or more arabic skin tone
>Nerdy
>History nerd (What i went to college for)
>Musically flexible (as i am)
> Good sense of humour
>Reader
So for the archetype im looking for
Is a nordic pxie girl,
Or a lovely arabian warrior princess.
Hmu at KIK jarethking or email me at [email protected]
>>24010164
I also like men, either cute femboys or like LOTr dwarves. Either or preferably tops.
>>23996235
I am a lot of these things, I'm also in Texas, how can we get in contact?
>>24010151
Drop your skype if you want and I'll add. If you have other things you're curious about you can ask here.
>>24010102
You should post some more pics of yourself to help you get over your shyness
that's my professional opinion as an accredited internet creep
>>24005802
North Phoenix
>>24009446
kik/telegram: nazunalika
skype: od_bod
>>23991352
Which server do you play dota on?
>>24003267
>US
>picky eater
Fuck.
You seem cool. Good luck, internet friend.
Me:
Age - 25
Location - Maryland (USA)
Occupation - IT Sec. and university for biology/pre-medical.
Height - 6'3
Weight - Unusually thin, though I do try to keep in shape (running, low-level weight lifting)
Eyes: Hazel or "Swamp Green" as someone put it.
Interests: Biology/Medicine, I'm also an experienced Dom, though haven't had a sub in awhile.
Games: Not big on them anymore, used to play some Blizzard games, I log into Overwatch and WoW on occasion.
I live at home (Yeah...)
Feeling down, they can't figure out my epilepsy or motor disorder issues. Test coming up to see if it's Parkinson's or MS.
Skype: Tremefy
>>24010132
Pretty fond of shoegaze, folk, experimental, some doom metal I guess.
A band I recently got into is Spiritualized, definitely recommend checking them out if you havent already.
As for visual art I like animation, superjail, rick and morty, the simpsons, basically im a manchild and like cartoons.
>>23998924
>white
Gets me every time. I don't know why i browse /soc/ anymore
>>24000441
I think I'm a good fit (if you still even check this thread). Skype is sn_1987.a
>>24010639
I'm brown too, but don't get upset about people's preferences. Some people aren't coal burners.
>>24010102
You have an age range you're looking for?
Welp, might as well try my luck
Me
>22
>5'11"
>Monterey
>Military
>Spanish looking
>Closet weeb
>Independent
>Probably won't get your old movie references
>Or music references
>Sorry
>Not very talkative unless with other quiet introverts
>Does strange things when full of energy
>Alcohol tastes icky
>Probably smart
>Practical
>Not very materialistic
>Mostly content with everything but hardly excitable
>Politically moderate with conservative tendencies
Her
>Petite
>Will help me despite my objections to it
>Easily embarrassed
>Closet weeb
>Artsy
>Will come to me for advice
>Secretly lewd
>Slightly clingy
>Has something that makes them really happy
>Will laugh at making stupid jokes
>Has at least 1 fetish she's embarrassed of too
>>23998924
Im all of this except Im not white, Do I still have a chance?
>>24010639
>>24012109
>>24012123
best response. I like your sense of humor
>>23998924
Where do you live? State and Country?
I meet all those criteria, that is why I ask.
