MALE SEXY AUDIO (MSA)
Dirty talk, audio masturbation, vocal smut and shenanigans all recorded on vocaroo or other sites and posted.
Be as tame, romantic, sensual or filthy as you like. Record your masturbation, try some scripts, improv, sing, play music, talk about your favorite sexual fantasies, and/or just look for requests on the thread.
Be creative!
Please remember to tag your post with your Thread name, the request link and/or title and type of work (song, fap, script, etc...)
And if you sing please put the title on it.
All content is welcome here, but please keep in mind:
>Please keep long scripts and extreme scripts in pastebins (http://pastebin.com)
>Name and picture requests can be fulfilled, though name and picture requests more often than not, will be overlooked.
>Contactfagging is discouraged, please keep it to a minimum.
>Please only post an establishing post if you're a scriptwriter, performer or your id has changed.
>Refrain from spamming the thread.
>General 4chan and /soc/ rules apply.
>Please be civil towards the people.
If you have a request please tag it with <<Request>> or something along those lines.
Previous thread: >>23843649
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AUDIO HOSTING SITES
http://www.vocaroo.com
http://tindeck.com/
http://www.picosong.com
http://clyp.it/
http://www.chirbit.com
http://soundgasm.net
https://soundcloud.com
TEXT-HOSTING
PASTEBIN: http://pastebin.com/
SOUND EDITING SOFTWARE
Audacity.sourceforge.net Best Free Recording Software on the Interwebs
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POPULAR SCRIPTS/SHENANIGANS
MSA Masterbin
http://pastebin.com/u/MSA-MasterBin
MALE Audio Scripts Mega-Archive
http://pastebin.com/TfqSfsKg
Questions for New Boys
http://pastebin.com/ssMAgcpb
Villian Marriage Proposal
http://pastebin.com/B9S1k68j
My Pet
http://pastebin.com/rmMkxuFN
Love Letter to Mistress
http://pastebin.com/tdgxuGbq
Ollie's Thread Panels
http://imgur.com/a/a2IMd
Azula's Thread Panels
http://imgur.com/a/DRF8J
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THE 100-1 CHALLENGE
All you have to do is to count slowly down from 100 all the way down to 1, as you masturbate. The challenge is to try and hold back your orgasm until you reach 1, and then come for us delightfully.
Sounds easy, but it's harder than you think - generally about a third of the guys make it to 1, and two thirds come before they reach 1. Can you do it?
For the record, it's totally okay to come before you get to 1 if you want to, it's just more fun for you if you at least try to hold it back as long as you can...
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EDGING--Masturbating as close to getting off without getting off as you can. Some like to rinse/repeat and do this over the span of a few days or weeks until they can't take it anymore, others just do once in a single session leaving themselves unfulfilled, and some do it repeatedly in a single session until they get off.- Why try this? For some it's about willpower, for some masochism, others it's just about the fun of driving themselves out of their mind with sexual frustration until they can't take it anymore which listeners usually quite enjoy.
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REMEMBER:
WE LOVE REQUESTS. No matter how stupid, off topic, kinky, weird or wonderful you may think your request is. If you have a fetish, a need for a lullaby, desire for a joke, or a script you want read- you're bound to find a bevvy of male performers willing to satisfy your every whim.
If you don't post your desires, we can't fulfill them- so don't be shy.
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>>23937454
Aw crap. I would pick the random thumbnail image I had stored in my MSA directory...
Midnight Rambler,
Captain of the Feels,
Panty Soaker,
establishing with my offerings from the previous thread:
Learn some A440 [SFW][BINAURAL][BASS][TUNING]
https://soundgasm.net/u/midnightrambler/Learn-some-A440
Maniacal cackles [SFWish][STEREO][CACKLES]
https://soundgasm.net/u/midnightrambler/Cackles
Field Trip [SFW][BINAURAL][EAR NUBS][MOBILE RECORDING]
https://soundgasm.net/u/midnightrambler/Field-Trip
Inaugural Workout with Rambler [SFW][BINAURAL][WORKOUT][MOTIVATION][GRUNTS][HEAVY BREATHING]
https://soundgasm.net/u/midnightrambler/Inaugural-Workout-with-Rambler
Amblin with Rambler [SFW][BINAURAL][CITY SOUNDS][MOBILE RECORDING][WALKING][MINIMAL VOX][ICED AMERICANO]
https://soundgasm.net/u/midnightrambler/Amblin-with-Rambler
Cheryl Strayed quote [SFW][QUOTE]
https://soundgasm.net/u/midnightrambler/Cheryl-Strayed-quote
Ramble on Food [SFW][RAMBLE[FOOD][FAVORITES][RECIPES]
https://soundgasm.net/u/midnightrambler/Ramble-on-food-recipes-and-memories
All the Little Things [SFW][POEM][FEELS]
https://soundgasm.net/u/midnightrambler/All-the-Little-Things
Not really in request mode at the moment (backlog is backed up), but if there's a quick thing that catches my eye, I'll probably end up doing it.
Howdy thread.
-MR
>>23937527
Do you do anything sexual? Like a fap or a script? I'd love to hear a sub script from you!
>>23937574
I do do NSFW stuff, but unless the script is really well written and interesting, I'm not interested in sub stuff. I'm too aware of who I am to be terribly interested in allowing someone else to tell me what to do or be. Power-play stuff though, that's interesting to me, though more of a playful nature.
Oh yeah, not into fapping on mic either.
Have this though to tide you over. It's an improvisation I did a few weeks back:
https://soundgasm.net/u/midnightrambler/Noir-Schlickstruction-NSFWSCHLICKSTRUCTIONCHAIRNOIR
/r/ a bancho/delinquent being mean and a bully
extra love if it ends up lewd
>>23937738
seconded pls
Albrecher here, establishing and ready for any requests you might have!
https://www.chirbit.com/Albrecher
Here's some of my recent work, hopefully it intrigues you enough to look at my other stuff!
http://chirb.it/AaDd4M (The Joker Catches Batman And Robin)
http://chirb.it/p2I966 (Little Things)
http://chirb.it/ns3FkA (Hannibal Breach Part 1)
http://chirb.it/t6Mrbz (Hannibal Breach Part 2)
http://chirb.it/cbqe6J (Can You Feel The Love Tonight)
http://chirb.it/annhb5 (100-1)
>>23937738
>>23937815
Third desu senpai
>>23937738
Fourthing famalam.
Muddle establishing ID. I don't do a lot of NSFW stuff, I mostly do a lot of rambles and I shout into a microphone occasionally. Here's some of what I've done:
Calmer stuff (poems, calm scripts, etc.):
>Frozen Forest Relaxation:
https://clyp.it/waxeowqj
>The Jabberwocky:
https://clyp.it/ijzbt2o3
>The Poor Ghost:
https://clyp.it/yr0hsryh
>A nice quote:
https://clyp.it/4gh1hjfn
>Random Relaxation Script:
https://clyp.it/qrnvyff3
>SCP thing:
https://clyp.it/pn1uecnu
Medium level scripts (medium loudness, somewhat more excited)
>Robert Caro Rants:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IcdYsckH9S
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17rCyZ9zKKD
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IOxmippUQO
>Obama/Putin beard faceoff:
https://clyp.it/zplumlfl
>Future subway stuff, pt. 1&2:
https://clyp.it/4qi3baw5
https://clyp.it/1uhcfvxu
Loud scripts (loud rants, occasionally shouting into a microphone)
>Exercise rant:
https://clyp.it/tph4snvl
>Mad Max: Fury Road rant (positive)
https://clyp.it/sosz4yzq
>Potential wake up alarm:
https://clyp.it/z4vzicl2
new to this, i'm 26 m australian. anyone have anything they would like me to try? I've never attempted something like this, so I'm willing to try.
This is one of those funny times when I have the time at last to do some recording and I'm all out of ideas on what to even record.
~Sylvian
Hi guys!
>I'm just gonna go by Robin ig since I'm just writing Batman themed scripts at this point lel
I added another script just now if anyone wants to read it, it's below the one from the last thread!
http://pastebin.com/kJvwdk5E
>>23937816
You are my 100-1 hero, no joke
>>23938477
can you say
"fuck mate i wanna go down to fuckin maccas but me misses won't let me aye i fuckin hate this heat"
Helion establishing. British bloke, specialising in poetry, psychotic cackling, and the occasional NSFW. Posting frequency highly variable, and contactable at [email protected]
>Last Thread's Posts
>High Flight by John Gillespie Magee Jr.
http://chirb.it/z0gDLK
>Quote from Tiny Beautiful Things: Advice on Life and Love from Dear Sugar
http://chirb.it/EIPayv
>The Poor Ghost by Christina Rosetti
http://chirb.it/xd31LA
>Sierra Madre Final Broadcast
http://chirb.it/2ACLBp
>Villainous Laughter Request
http://chirb.it/wFbwvH
>Villainous cackling capture
http://chirb.it/9pP93n
>Joker Snippet from the MSA thread
http://chirb.it/EwwyAh
>Joker Script 1 by Sp00kym00ny
http://chirb.it/2B7d7E
>Previously popular NSFW
>Sassy Minx
>Part1
http://chirb.it/FD99J6
>Part2a - Oral
http://chirb.it/qtLD5f
>Part2b - Spanking
http://chirb.it/wd2cIk
>Domish Pussy Licking Improv
http://chirb.it/wBkcMK
>Punishment Improv
http://chirb.it/kDK45f
>>23938717
Check the last thread. There were a bunch of scripts and requests posted.
Barring that, rambles are always a good start. Talk about the thing at work/school/whatever it is you do with most of your time that interests you most about it. How does it keep you going?
>>23939399
>>23938727
http://chirb.it/MagreF
I blended both these together in that I talk about Batman and the script but mostly about how I can't do a decent Joker. And it starts with some Simpsons stuff because super heroes.
~Sylvian
>>23938809
Im >>23938477
Ill do it in the morning. Its 12am and im not on my pc.
>>23937738
fifthed
Guten morgen, Guten Tag or Guten abend!
Luger-sama, reporting for duty!
Now with 100% more german accent and with healthy dose of National Socialism!
Come one, come all! Request stuff only at your local Nazi!
Maledom slapping - a script from /msa/!
http://chirb.it/kmGdw7
Daddys Punishment - another script from /msa/!
http://chirb.it/py9kvO
Luger explains where the little Juden come from!
http://chirb.it/Cec4E9
A little bit of humiliation~
http://chirb.it/OI8ws1
Dominating a Mistress!
http://chirb.it/nALv7N
You're nothing but a slut! - Script from /msa/!
http://chirb.it/eChxNC
10 minutes of pure Fleshlight-on-Luger action!
http://chirb.it/dcNz59
Subserviant Luger!
http://chirb.it/n2shNr
Yandere Luger - A phonecall from your stalker!
http://chirb.it/Cm73sz
Fappy times!
http://chirb.it/pEMzh7
http://chirb.it/EC7Gm1
http://chirb.it/9Mnxxc
http://chirb.it/2kx4as
Sold off into slavery - a Luger original!
http://chirb.it/bA6sDc
Raceplay with Luger - Nigger bitches smell!
http://chirb.it/5FxJ7J
SS-Sturmbannführer Johann Luger has his way with you!
http://chirb.it/MKckFg
Wehrmachtslieder and singing:
Erika: http://chirb.it/Pmw29e
Das Panzerlied: http://chirb.it/q5MIpJ
German lullaby: http://chirb.it/fDftIc
>>23940157
Hey bro, a Jew here. Can you try reading a Hitler speech and imitate the Führer as best as you can? Thank you.
>>23940165
http://www.worldfuturefund.org/wffmaster/Reading/Hitler%20Speeches/Hitler%20Key%20Speeches%20Index.htm
Pick one you jew. They're all super fucking long.
http://chirb.it/eDezKP
This is a short, calmer speech that I wrote myself. It's in german, so you might enjoy it.
Here's some quotes by Krieg from Borderlands 2. This might get a little loud.
https://clyp.it/mtzzd10l
--Muddle
>>23940189
Too lazy, pick any one. Doesn't matter to me too much.
>>23940218
WilCo. Got some unexpected visitors, so I'll record asap.
Apollo establishing, with all of my stuff from the most recent thread.
https://clyp.it/ctpwyq4r
Some Black Butler nsfw smut. Undertake x Sebastian if you're interested. Pretty good writing.
https://clyp.it/hhz3230o
Public Ninja Fapping
https://clyp.it/2aq0uqky
Sinfully Lewd Handholding [M4M, only some lewd handholding]
https://clyp.it/kccqluzt
Snowstorm [M4M, straight-up gay sex]
http://chirb.it/yfnvBv
High Flight [Poetry]
https://clyp.it/5ky5gskq
Hannibal Part 1
https://clyp.it/ikfj1gky
Part 2
http://chirb.it/aEysId
Tiny Beautiful Things
https://clyp.it/14ecubyf
Die For Me [M4F, snuff]
https://clyp.it/nemg0fvk
I Have You Now My Dear... [M4F, rape, fantasy setting]
https://clyp.it/3pmwahjl
Psycho Boyfriend [M4F, kidnapping]
https://clyp.it/50vfm43b
Schlickstructions [M4F, JOI]
https://clyp.it/ranrok5a
Submissive Dreams [M4F]
http://chirb.it/4bEBpk
The Little Things
http://chirb.it/teMsLN
The Poor Ghost
http://chirb.it/gE929d
Captured by the Joker
http://chirb.it/vs9dxn
Dokapon: Monster Hunter
http://chirb.it/eEm0y1
Captured by the Joker 2
>>23940218
http://chirb.it/3LJmkh
Short excerpt from Goebbels Sportpalast speech (Total war)
>>23940704
Thank you! Pretty good stuff. Keep it up.
Hey, my name is Careless Whisperer i have not done this before, but i did the questions for new boys.
Here it is:
https://clyp.it/4sjy4ra3
>>23937815
>>23937852
>>23938138
>>23940134
I hope this is enough to convince someone to record a good clip..
>>23938809
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KnUMTKGGkZ
done. haha, my mic shat itself, so i had to use a really old one, so ignore the high pitch sound.
Is anyone willing to do this one for me?
>>23941443
Alrighty, Albrecher here with this absurd thing.
http://chirb.it/rDEdJm
Thank you, and I apologize.
hatarabdude establishing, what's up guys? I say and do stuff in multiple languages and occasionally senpais notice me.
I'd really like to thank >>23924303 and >>23928148. Thanks guys, I really appreciate it, reading what you wrote really made my day. Helps having someone listen.
and now, content:
Starving Vampire part III (NSFW)
http://chirb.it/cO9BJ5
End of the work week (NSFW)
http://chirb.it/F0mBEg
Egyptian bedtime story:
http://chirb.it/PczIr9
'
Hannibal parts 1&2 (NSFW)
Hannibal parts 1&2:
Part 1:
http://chirb.it/q206NA
Part 2:
http://chirb.it/sg2EK2
A poet's death is his life (arabic!)
http://chirb.it/ye55Hg
(translation:http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/a-poet-s-death-is-his-life-iv/)
>>23941443
the petals fall twice:
http://chirb.it/acL3eF
>>23941644
>>23941613
You guys kick ass.
>>23941644
goddamnit, its thatarabdude. I diddled, oops.
>>23941657
anytime, gibe more if you feel like it, I'll always be down to do that sort of shit
>>23941664
I wish I had more of that one. Came across it on /lit/ a while back. I googled it but I guess thats the only page out there.
>>23941670
No worries anon, I'm sure something else will come up sometime!
Dizzy dropping by, how you folks doin'?
Quattrains and Couplets:
http://chirb.it/pNtmMw
Quick Chastity Improv:
http://chirb.it/Ax8Iw9
On The Coldest Winter Night:
http://chirb.it/cBAPk5
Boyfriend Misses Girlfriend and Leaves Message:
http://chirb.it/FsIJ6y
SexyAudio hangout discord.
https://discord.gg/0ic9dozwEcbRjR3V
Has anyone here ever recorded themselves playing Cock Hero? Would you be interested in doing that?
>>23942358
I've never heard of this before... I'm afraid to google it.
>>23942847
It's porn with music. You fap in time to the beat. It's fun.
Huh.
Apparently when I take a 10 minute break this happens.
doodoodleoodoo [SFW][WAT][UH][BEATBOX][GROOVEY][BLUES]
https://soundgasm.net/u/midnightrambler/doodoodleoodoo
Beginners Q&A.
Notice me, senpai!
https://clyp.it/tt3ja3k3
>This place still exists.
>>23943216
He's dead, jim.
>>23937527
Fresh nail marks on my thighs and butt upon holding back to get to the end of your noir schlickstructions. A resounding success. Your titles have been earned.
>>23943351
Glad to be of service.
Would you mind letting me know how closely you followed the instructions? To satisfy my curiosity.
-MR
>>23943438
Gladly. The first time I followed pretty closely. I was standing up, undressing myself slowly after work and imagining your sly smirk in a dimly lit room at night. No armchair, so I dry humped the side of my sleigh bed. Came on cue.
Last night was lying down in bed. Not my intent to schlick, but to fall asleep to some sweet rambles. Started to get wet and couldn't help but touch myself over my panties. I knew I'd have to delay coming since I had listened before, but fuck if it wasn't delightfully difficult to do so. Hence the fresh fingernail marks. I didn't follow instructions exactly last night, but I was such a good girl- coming only when you gave me permission. Panties ruined... So good.
Hey, ladies and gentlemen, it's your friendly neighborhood automaton here, providing all the sweetness and humanity that an artificial heart can summon.
To start, I've got a new one for you today. It's a script I wrote for myself after watching god awful ghost hunting shows on TV.
"Ghost Observations"
http://chirb.it/meJCzs
[SFX] [Script] [NSFW] [Any other tags might be spoilers!]
ALSO! We have the first lewd improv I've ever recorded. About taking a girl to an anime convention even though it's not really my thing. Might turn this one into a short series if there's a good demand for it. I had fun with this one.
Convention Weekend Day 1
http://chirb.it/2JmGtm
[NSFW] [Relationship Experience] [Sweet] [Fingering] [Kissing] [Improv]
But beyond that, I've also got a lot of anxiety relief audios and other sweet things (as well as some NSFW content). So, check me out if you haven't yet!
"Hard Day At Work"
http://chirb.it/A7Npxv
[Improv] [Relationship Experience] [Cuddles] [SFW]
Incubus by Phantom
http://chirb.it/4nNkNJ
[Script] [mDom] [Mildly NSFW]
Jedi Master/Apprentice Pt. 1
http://chirb.it/L4Lvd2
[Sci-Fi] [Script] [Mild-NSFW] [Forget the Jedi Code]
"Bad Day?"
http://chirb.it/1fHPHC
[Anxiety Relief] [SFW] [Sweet] [Improv]
And there's more where that came from! As always, if you like my voice and would like to hear something, I'm always open to trying new things, so don't hesitate to ask.
-Tinman
>>23944086
Thank you very much for that detailed feedback, and again, glad to have been able to help you out. Take care out there.
-MR
Giving it a try.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UmQ2gpn6Wy
I'm using an old mic i found in the basement, hope it's fine.
I'd replace it, but I know NOTHING about mics, and I'm cheap.
>>23945343
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UmQ2gpn6Wy
I had to turn my volume to max and it was still quiet. Christ.
>>23945350
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03ITbgSHZhW
>>23937816
Anything?
Please record yourself asking someone out and complementing them on how sexy they are. Despite the fact that you're five times their size, and are also a dragon. You're going to date that human!
>>23945521
Second
>>23938727
Albrecher here, with more Joker!
http://chirb.it/KPq4zE
Let me know if I've done a good job, won't you, Robin~?
>>23945521
Hmmm, I'll see what I can do with that, if anyone would like to do a script for something like this, or the bancho thing, I'd definitely do it.
Improving it will take a little while though.
>>23945772
HOT, HOT, HOT.
THANK YOU.
oh my god you guys are spoiling me doing my scripts
>>23945343
>>23945394
Me here.
Is there a basic intro type script?
Something simple and clean?
Provided my second try was a bit more loud.
>>23946454
Questions for new boys up in the OP.
Have at 'em!
>>23946484
See it.
Danke.
List of non American performers pretty please? Doms. I know of Helion and Voodoo but would like to hear more
Thanks
So here's my questions one, part1.
Decided to wait on the sexy ones for the time being.
I REALLY hope it came out, cause i chatted.
sorry if I rattled on.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s015W0k3Kjl9
>>23946614
Well I'm a non-American one. I haven't been around long so I couldn't say who else isn't.
http://www.chirb.it/8JOxJJ
Finally got around to watching Saving Private Ryan. Here are my incoherent thoughts. A soft ramble.
https://clyp.it/ovfzifzk
-- Muddle
>>23945772
It's not a script, but here's an example of Mouse from FSA responding to that dragon prompt. She's extremely cute!
Http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IYMsA0sP37 .
>>23946618
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LGZ8Vs088h
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lNNF0415Zp
is there anyone here with a notably deep voice?
>>23947566
There are a few. What's your request?
-MR
>>23940157
Wow, I love your voice <3
>>23947859
Feel free to request more.
>>23946614
Check mein Chirbit, Famalamborghini.
http://www.chirbit.com/LugerP08
Apollo, with a couple things.
>>23938727
https://clyp.it/igcjbgsq
Captured by the Joker 3
>>23941443
https://clyp.it/hofrk0ie
Excerpt from The Petals Fall Twice
>>23946614
Im new to this and Australian, if you want me to have a go.
>>23946614
I´m non American, too (from germany, so with an awkward german accents maybe). Made a couple of things in german and only two in english.
This one was the first in english: https://clyp.it/eycduren
>>23948178
Joker and Chip?
Jeez what more could a girl ask for.
>That's because you're blind now, Mildred.
that's art right there.
Thanks so much for doing my script! I'm already working on another one of course!
>>23948401
I know the perfect combinations to please anyone, man or woman. The scripts are just pure sex when put together.
>>23941443
What the fuck am i reading?!
http://chirb.it/eNpKMg
>>23949575
Taking one for the team...
good man.
>>23947566
http://chirb.it/OrmGbM
I'm kinda intoxicated, and kinda down.
So I thought I'd record some bits and pieces of poetry I've written over the years. It was that or spent half an hour or so ranting/raging/pleading at/with the world over how shitty it's being right now, especially the corner of it known as the UK.
Be warned, most of this is fairly heavy duty, and probably cringeworthy.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UBSRNwBjuV
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TJ2xxVTwj2
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1S7Z2Sz4IKe
Also, one cheerful one
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YW09ghMWoL
-Helion
>>23949575
Thanks man!
>>23950520
Sometimes I wonder if we all separately feel like the world is falling down around us, with all of these awful things happening. From time to time, when things are especially sad or horrifying, I find myself asking why these things continue to happen here at home, but almost immediately always remind myself that it's happening in a lot of people's homes.
I'm sorry, Helion. Hopefully us lurking with the occasional chatter around here gives you some comfort, or at least being able to blow off steam vocally. If we can help, let us know.
>>23951222
Beyond helping me feel that I'm not just slinging things to the void, I'm not sure there is anything anyone here can do to help, but thank you all the same anon. The offer is most assuredly appreciated. :)
A friend requested I record something related to the Egyptian afterlife, so I read the two paragraphs on the Wikipedia page of Ancient Egyptian religion. Let me know what y'all think.
https://clyp.it/2tu5mxlq
-- Muddle
Fuck. Sick.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fn6jIoZfzU
-MR
Hey, MSA, Tinman here with another damned improv. Seems like I'm developing a pattern
This one is for all the people out there struggling through summer classes, or just wistfully looking back on education past... It's also for people who enjoy fingering and exhibitionism.
"After Class"
http://chirb.it/kH44p3
[NSFW] [Improv] [Hand Stuff] [Caught]
See y'all next time!
-Tinman
>>23952846
OMG. I'm sorry that you're sick. Heal well. But if you feel like recording in your miserable state, the groan at 2:47 (!!!!) and slow mumble ramble "woe is me" stuff is... hot. Sorry to ask and take advantage of your condition.
Would you record in a slow sick voice, "sometimes it's alright if the only thing you did today was breathe"?
>>23950520
Not cringeworthy at all. You might be one of the best poetry performers on the thread. I downloaded the second and third original pieces you posted.
Thank you for sharing. I think this is the only way we get through troughs of human existence. Waking up, participating in life (even if it's just breathing), and being with others, even if they're just text or voices over the web. We're with you.
Hippos be bumpin
Bonsoir everybody, Osbourne liked to bring some voodoo into his music, and i hope that it's a good idea to bring a little Voodoo into this thread. Wether it is in french or in english, i'll gladly try my hand and my vocal chords on any requests i feel like i can do honor too if i don't feel like shit (or if the result isn't ghastly to my own ears, i wouldn't want to impose terrible things on you, as much as i can)
I'm working on a better version right now but here is a little JOI i tried in french, improvise with the memory i have of past nights on the phone. There will be a translation once i'm done editing some typos for the description on chirbit.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DEYB3bo7mf
And for some older stuff that i remember (because i'm proud of them or because i had fun doing them)
>The (Long) Road Ahead (by Eve)
http://chirb.it/7H26OM (really long)
>100-1 (-100 and then some more) challenge
http://chirb.it/sDAvOF
>Masturbation with a nice glass dildo
http://chirb.it/KxG6Dz
http://chirb.it/OkOxvE
I can even be some sweet or tame stuff
>Some comforting words
http://chirb.it/GBBMPa
>Pillow Talk
http://chirb.it/Osy5Ns
And much more. Anyway i'll see you later, and bump from the 6th!!
First time doing this but if anybody has any requests i can get them done tomorrow morning when i wake up and if the thread is still active.
>>23954410
There, i feel like this is a better version (even if it's not perfect).
> JOI or, Masturbation guidée
http://chirb.it/f73Frk
Should i try to record it in english so it's suitable for most of the ladies who could be concerned by it?
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08XKcPVysAr
>>23954810
Abysmal across every dimension.
http://chirb.it/qHpGhg
Albrecher here, holding hands!!!!
>>23953011
papow!
Still sick, still whining.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LFrIILbMVw
>>23955211
Thanks. :) Apologies for enjoying hearing you be miserable. It's cute. Except when you coughed in my ears. But I love you anyway.
give me something to read and i'll read it. I suck at making shit up on the fly
could anybody do a creepy "seduced by an otherwordly/immortal creature" thing?
>>23955515
You also suck at knowing how this thread works
>>23955557
I did something like this not too long ago!
http://chirb.it/4nNkNJ
>>23955567
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wIPpEiiCBT
ya i went full retard
>>23955609
man, it wont load for me for some reason.
anyway, i'd love more
>>23955704
That's weird; and lame. Thanks, Chirbit.
>>23947644
>>23949991
well i didn't really have anything in mind. i was just curious i could then browse there collection also thanks for sharing m8.
>>23953057
Thanks for saying so. :)
>>23954410
Oh Voodoo i've been waiting for you to come back. Please an English version?
>>23950520
Helion I have new stuff up, maybe it will cheer you somewhat?
You know where to find me...
>>23957041
I hope this will work for as many of you as possible, and i mean it when i'm saying i want to hear the results
http://chirb.it/4yFEG2
Bampu
>>23954410
oh my god this is exactly my fetish. you are an angel, truly.
>>23959115
Well this is awfully nice of you to say, also
http://vocaroo.com/i/s011MuiDJeet
does anyone know if there's a person that does a lot of DD/LG stuff?
I really like listening to daddy
>>23959552
If you provide a script, I'm sure someone would read it.
http://chirb.it/I5Ow39
Albrecher here with a ramble about some of the goings on of my life! Mainly getting a new job, but it got kinda sad, so I apologize for that. Hopefully someone out there still enjoys it.
Not only do I like subways, I love highways too. Read a couple paragraphs from the I-80 Wikipedia page because it's sorta interesting.
https://clyp.it/sgswnjsp
-- Muddle
>>23960349
Always enjoy your work, no matter the context. Unrelated, but you make for a decent dom.
>>23960349
Man. I wish I could give my boys on MSA hugs. Thanks for sharing! I feel so proud of you, which is strange given how many times I've listened to and enjoyed your daddy work with my being a sub.
I enjoyed this, too. Would've been so nice if Studs Terkel had interviewed you for his "Working" oral historian book. If you have access to it, it's nice to read a couple of perspectives. People that you think have shit jobs describe the pride they take in doing their job well. A good attitude similar to yours- one that you've adopted, which is not easy to do given that it's easier to stay stuck in the same set of beliefs.
Won't mention the depression stuff on thread given that it hits close to home, but I love ya. You made me smile a couple of times, as usual. :)
Have a reasonable, if not good day at work! The hours will add up to something, I promise. I am old now, but I used to be young like you. :)
>>23957670
Yes sir!
>>23961489
You got it, that's what I'm gonna keep working on, maybe someday it will be that job I eagerly get up every morning, excited to get to. But for now, I'm content. Thank you for saying I've been decent!
>>23962489
Thank you, it means a lot to see someone say that. I'm glad you enjoy my work! I'll have to look that up, see if I can find anything on that book. I'm sure it will give those difficult days a modicum of ease.
Love you too, anon. You take care, and hopefully I'll put out some more content for you and others to enjoy!
>>23955557
Bumping
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vb3I94tJlLA&t=0m45s
So what can a new britboy who posted once but was ignored do to make someone happy?
>>23963491
100-1
>>23963683
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18QqXi447J1
Done, though I can't promise how sexy it is since I ain't gonna listen to it.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OEcHHFUAdM
Scottish lad here, I'm here all night and probably getting progressively drunk. Requests/whatever welcome
>>23963733
Dat atrocious mic qaulity
>>23939332
Requesting Helion for a dramatic reading, please?
I'm not convinced we're going to get a rousing, poignant "The North Remembers" speech in the S6 season finale of GoT and I think you would do this bastardized snippet justice... Putting it in pastebin in case people want to avoid spoilers.
http://pastebin.com/4kEs7Cr3
Thanks for considering!
Hey, MSA. It's your friendly neighborhood automaton.
First up, we've got a reading of "Bible History #1" by Brad Neely. I'm a big fan, and I wanted to put out something different for a change, so i hope you all enjoy a little history lesson.
http://chirb.it/hk4qtO
AND, because it wouldn't be a proper Tinman post without an improv, I've got your daily dose of cavity creating sweetness here.
"How I Want You"
http://chirb.it/yB11mK
[Short][SFW][Improv][Kissing Sounds]
-Tinman.
>>23964052
I'll add it to the list of things to do when I next get a chance, though unlike the others I'll definitely need to have an empty house to do that one properly. When that'll be, fuck knows.
But it will be done. :)
>>23964137
Awesome, thank you sir! No rush. Cheers.
>>23963734
yes hello >>23955557
>>23963734
Very lovely voice, excited to hear you make more
>>23964180
>>23964188
I suck at improv, is there a script for that what? Here's an excerpt from my favourite book I Lucifer.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Db1Ag2uMIm
>pluck up the courage to jerk off on mic
>ignored
o....ok ;_;
>>23964330
well you said yourself the mic quality was pure shit and even within the first post you gave off the impression that you weren't really putting effort into any of it, so why would they listen?
and, most of us are looking to have specific requests filled, i think
these threads also move slow
>>23964321
unfortunately i have no script i just sit here and pray usually that someone will come along and improv
you might want to try reading with a little more emotion, but your voice is really nice.
>>23964330
No, dumbass. It's because it's afternoon for the American fags and cunts. And because you immediately replied saying it was shit quality. And I just started to listen and you started counting up from 1 to 100, which makes me question your intelligence. Bravo.
>>23964348
Ah shit, sorry. I wasn't disinterested I was just nervous. I had no idea what to do so I was just throwing it out there. Same problem with me not wanting to listen to it.
>>23964356
Yeh, getting the numbers wrong was me fucking up and being dumb. By the time i realized I was at like 25 so I didn't want to stop.
I'd love it if someone with a boyish voice would read http://disc.yourwebapps.com/discussion.cgi?disc=240472;article=176, it's long but broken up into chapters
>>23964668
sorry, forgot to mark <<Request>>
>>23964668
I wouldn't say that i have the most boyish voice possible but i tried to read it just before going to bed to give an idea of what it could sound like. I think i would be able to stick to one voice better if i was less tired (i think i might have changed how i narrated from time to time), but if this sounds good enough for your ears then i'll try more later
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BiTcJFymQ5
Ok one last little bump for tonight, didn't plan it but what the hell, there is too much enticing things on my pc to resist. And damn that id that won't stay the same 2 days in a row...
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BsfBSNjsLd
>>23964992
this is very good for my ears! You sound pretty boyish, and your accent is adorable
if only I could write scripts, I'm in dire need of lewd bancho/delinquent teasing ;_;
>>23965288
damn i'm completely behind this
someone should do this
>>23965288
>>23965550
Provide a script if you really want it done.
>>23965288
So delighted that others want this.
I'll write a script but it might not be too good.
>>23965979
>so delighted that others want this
are you kidding me thats like goals boyfriend
>>23965288
You guys are seriously lame. You have performers here who are willing to do it, but aren't aware of wtf bancho/delinquent teasing is and you're not helping them out.
Can you provide an example of phrases? Characters from whatever anime this shit is? A paragraph on the scene?
Thread, what exactly do you think you are doing on page nine? Hmm?
Get up off it.
Now.
-bump-
>>23965288
How do you DO a bancho voice in english? Is it like a wiseguy type voice? Is it like a street hoodlum for new york? I'm not sure how best to translate the archetype.
I'd be happy to do all the bullyin' scripts you folks can handle, but I... Just don't know how to get this one really.
>>23967683
Yeah I think it's like a wiseguy or even a bully type voice
>>23967719
>>23966636
>>23965979
>>23965641
>>23965288
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14rIvInNLQg
>>23967954
https://clyp.it/221qeax5
>>23967990
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17ts0ZI8U5P
>>23967990
I like your second one better but both are good
>>23967954
I can't pick, with yours. I don't think it makes a huge difference whether it's deeper or not, they both sound plausible.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1O5h4Irgnyk
kayo, boing
Right I come bearing recordings
>>23964052
>The North Remembers speech snippet
http://chirb.it/3BnNE2
One day I will actually go back and finish reading those books. I keep saying that, and keep on failing to do so. (I do find them quite hard going, they're not exactly easy reading) :/
>You're Too Shy To Scream by Sera13
http://chirb.it/mxEKkK
This one's dark as fuck (as in, about as dark as I'll ever go), and had I not been requested to do it, I probably wouldn't have.
>After Midnight By Sera13
http://chirb.it/yN63pH
And something nice and actually quite sweet form the same bin, had to do something to wash my soul off from the previous one... :/
Either way, enjoy, any comments you don't feel comfortable posting here to the usual address. :)
-Helion
Get up you silly thread, you have people to entertain!
A pool party, someone staring at your junk after you come out of the water, a little bit (or a lot) of booze, and you could end up really enjoying this evening after all. With some mdom to get this nice bj (with some bragging about my cock and veins)
http://chirb.it/LAaDgg
I don't know if my id will have changed (again) so just in case, let's start signing, like the greats of this thread
-Voodoo
hey its me careless whispere rwho is new i am drunk and made a recording of "my pet" which my good fgriend requested that i do while drunk:
https://clyp.it/pkrrdok0
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SdhuQotKxG
Might be convinced to record a song or something else if anyone's interested.
>>23968547
After Midnight Helion can claim my mouth any time he wants...
â—‡
>>23969311
Just your mouth?
I feel faintly disappointed. ;)
Sexy
I still feel weird when i talk alone when i'm simply masturbating and not reading a script, but i heard some people like to hear voices during (i know i like to hear women so it might be true) sooo, another one
http://chirb.it/AHhECr
>>23968547
>north remembers speech
Sorry for delay in reply! Original requester here- Have been traveling like a banshee today. I am so excited to listen to this when settled. :) Thank you!
>>23969964
You're welcome.
I'll probably be up for a while, quietly dissolving myself in alcohol as I watch my nation commit economic suicide, so take your time. :)
>>23969972
Oh lord. I'm sitting here pleasantly stunned. That was so much better than I had even hoped for! Gosh, thank you, Helion! I've read the books three times and the audiobooks were sorely disappointing. Thanks for doing this special passage.
I have no words of comfort regarding the UK's mutual assured destruction "strategy", but I suppose that's what the alcohol is for. Hugs from a friend across the pond.
>>23970191
At this point I'm frankly in need of more than a hug.
On the plus side, neither of my preferred vodkas are from inside the EU (Russia for the cheaper stuff, Iceland for the best stuff), and hey, if you lot across the pond do your bit and bring us a Trump presidency, atleast we won't have to endure this outcome for very long before the end of human civilization. :)
>>23970219
Unfortunately, it's a bit difficult to offer you a mind-blowing blowjob, but if it would help, I'd give you a truckload of those as well.
Please, let us not joke about a possible Trump presidency and the apocalypse.
>>23970277
Apologies, at this point of intoxication and referendum results, it's about the only hope I have left. :P
Though, don't worry, I'm not going to hold the laws of physics against you when it comes to the lack of mind blowing blowjobs in my case. :)
>>23970294
Clearly we will ignore the laws of physics since a 16-wheel semi trailer is the only appropriate ground vehicle to transport said earth shattering blowjobs to you across the pond. :)
>>23965288
>>23967954
>>23967990
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xbv5rNyQwy
>>23970336
Hmm... Could work if those wheels were really big (relative to the size of the vehicle) and filled with helium.
Otherwise, we appear to be agreed on needing a waiver to tender to the Auditors of Reality :P
Here's a sample of my voice, like I said in the recording I don't wanna do a script that's been done over and over again, I want something new and fresh. Let me do your requests!
Also, I'm Australian, so for some of you I'll have an accent.
Cheers!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hFyNS3hrHI
A more SFW question, is anyone else doing any sort of voice projects at the moment? I'm in the CTFDN competition and another narration contest for a video game company. Little nervous since my voice is only above average for my age and I may get knocked out in the starting rounds.
>>23970484
I'm not really... well, I'm kinda doing my own personal project on youtube, reading creepypastas that I enjoy. Only for the fun of it, though.
If you win the comp, do you get to voice a character?
Do you do voice exercises?
>>23970490
I'm doing virtually the same thing you're doing except I throw in ASMR into my spooks. And I'm not entirely sure on the game if you get to voice a character or not since there isn't much information out yet and apparently full details are released tomorrow. When it comes to voice excercises I'll just run through some old theater stuff we learned in high school to warm up (99 nuns, what a to-do to die today, etc.). Also I drink a lot of water/tea before I begin to clear my throat.
>>23970484
Howdy! Hope this helps.
[email protected]
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kXkmvilhqc
-MR
>>23955609
>http://chirb.it/4nNkNJ
i can barely understand you with the voice changer shit. You need to enunciate.
Reading Einstein's Dreams as a test.
Any one want more? I'll just grab any old book off my shelf and start to ramble.
https://clyp.it/yrlvmts5
>>23940157
Luger, will you ever do a part 2 of your SS officer recording?
or will anyone else make a SS officer recording because that shit is my jam t b h f a m
Rambler has a workout goal.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BZ7o2v8vE0
-MR
>Fuck you captcha, showing me candy
>>23969354
To start with... I'm a lady don't you know? ;P
â—‡
>>23971790
And what do I find just after I post this?
https://youtu.be/ydGiZtbcutk
>Fuck you captcha, showing me bread
>>23940562
add me on skype:
mikeyboytwist. (with the period)
>>23971792
That's kinda my point... So many other fun things to claim. ;P
>>23971787
I passed my final exam fucking finally. All this stress is fucking gone now. Plus, I'm NEET again so I guess I can do some writing again.
>>23971425
Well, luckily that the only thing I used that voice changer shit on. You may like some of my other recordings though. Thanks for listening anyways.
10 min ramble about voice, life, and stuff
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0g0P3ChSMMu
also a great thing 2 record 4 u guys
>>23971591
Your inflection is awkward in many places, as if you're reading it for the first time. You need to know how to pronounce and what 'ubiquitous' means. It was funny when you said that you failed us, though.
>>23971790
"I hate being wet! And I hate you!" (for your hnnnng laughs) -fem from Temple of Doom
"Good!" -Indy/MR
Former script writer, not ready to announce myself as back yet. But i have a simple request.
I just need someone to please say this so i can set it as my morning alarm.
"Good morning princess, its time to wake up and take your medicine."
Calm/comforting voice please. Pic unrelated
>>23973331
http://chirb.it/M6Bc31
>>23973347
Thank you Mr Apollo
>>23973362
You're welcome. Hope it works for you.
>>23973331
Let's try to bring some comfort
http://chirb.it/ehc1tD
>>23973365
>>23973367
Gosh i didnt realize how much i missed you guys. Once im more mentally stable im gonna try to come back and write more scripts.
>>23973331
Well, everyone else is gonna do this one; and I DO wanna be cool.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17QDSTTUkyC
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lbSqUvdH3e
>>23973383
Wow i hope you'll get better, but this is such a mistery, who could this be?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ud5xdWV7s2
>>23973403
The "princess" is my request is probably the biggest hint I can give right now
>>23973391
The only one I've downloaded because chirbit is being a jerk and not letting me download
>>23973436
Then allow me to try it here:
https://clyp.it/rbihnbmn
-Apollo
>>23973447
It works, thank you again Mr Apollo
>>23973447
It works! Thank you again Mr Apollo
>>23973436
Oh shit i knew i was forgeting something after uploading it
>>23973502
It's okay Mr Voodoo, I still love you ^-^
>>23973564
Well now i HAVE to try and find out who you are.
>>23973331
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1n07uY0j5at
Hope you like it, if it's not ideal then I'll apologise and maybe do some thing some other day when my voice is in better shape. :)
-Helion
-Helion
>>23973715
Thank you Mr Helion, it's very much appreciated ^-^
>>23973800
You are very much welcome. :)
hello thread, I'm new to this but like the idea of telling some of my fun real life stories in audio. What's the best way to record on iPhone? I'm totally not a newfag, I'm even aware of the irony of saying that.
>>23973875
If all you have is an iPhone, use the EarPods that come with the phone for the microphone and use the Voice Memos app to record the audio.
>>23967954
>>23967990
>>23970344
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
>>23970344
whoa there, too lewd there buddy
Hello MSA,
ThatOneGuy establishing(?)
New guy questions http://chirb.it/JO7kaN (sorry for the nervous clicking)
Looking for comments, suggestions, and requests
Desperately need a Scot to read these descriptive phrases of Drumpf from the tweetysphere. Thank you
>>23975321
Add "absolute doughnut" to the list.
And since not all tweets were necessarily by Scots- I welcome all accents within the UK. Thank you in advance for the lulz.
>>23970391
Hey there Down Under! Would love you to start with a fap then find a male dom recording and a male sub recording. Whichever gets the most comments is the genre you should go for.
DieMond (also of the island continent)
Morning rambling with Luger - No coffee edition.
Enjoy
http://chirb.it/7feb73
friendly lurker bump
Hi there i'm an Australian and I have never done this before. Where do i start?
>>23976103
You start by a) not being australian and b) reading the OP. Do the questions for new guys, you bloody poofta
http://chirb.it/0x0Pg5
very serious ASMR okay?
Spoiler: This is 95% of my experience with ASMR. If you ask me, it's a load of crooked bullshit. But hey, it's fun to record silly shit like this.
>>23975321
http://chirb.it/qpvx6P
I'm drunk, but here ya go.
-Apollo
>>23976444
Oh shit!!!! Am hysterically laughing... Thank you so much!!!! This is the bellyaching laugh that I needed!!
Thank you, Apollo - you have no idea how happy you've made me! I need to share with my friends ASAFP
>>23975321
Being a Scot myself, this is maximum cringe.
>>23976117
Are the Aussies not allowed to be performers? That's pretty shitty.
>>23976497
I guess I expected /soc/ to be nicer since it's the social part and I've met a few decent people on it.
>>23976475
>Scot
Then record and post you cockwomble!
>Aussies not allowed to be performers?
Of course they are.
How long have you been on the Internet?
chan is a shitty place to be if you take everything so seriously...
>>23976499
welcome to the real world and the internet.
there are lots of decent people here, especially this thread -- but it ain't always sunshine and flowers and unicorns, princess.
kick back, relax and have some fun.
>>23976475
>Aussie
>>23976103
Start by checking out the post three spaces above yours...
Hungover bump
Damnit Sense 8, you gave me a pile of feels that I had to put somewhere.
Have some lyrics from a song I wrote recited as a prayer in some desperate hour. They seemed a good fit.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bYMbQrthMe
-MR
Bedtime bump
>>23977404
Seconded
>>23940922
What a cutie
Can someone do something sweet for a lonely anon?
I am wracked with guilt and fear with a current situation in my life. I haven't been able to sleep well, and even though I've been keeping myself as busy as I can between jobs and activities, I just miss hearing a soothing voice telling me that its all going to be ok, and that I'm so strong to continue on even though it may hurt.
In all this chaos, I just want to be coddled, tucked in, kissed on the forehead, have my hair tucked behind my ear and told that I'm a good girl. I am breaking myself for my kid siblings to have a better life, I just want to be in their shoes sometimes and be protected from all of this by someone else
tldr;
>I want to be treated like a child who's parents are going through a divorce
>tell me things like "You're strong/It will be ok/None of this is your fault/People love you/You're doing the right thing"
>Anything encouraging
http://chirb.it/9mEENN
I forgot to post the link, please forgive
>>23979039
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bRNzg8RLll
I'm sorry this took a while. I hope it's good enough to help in some way
>>23979116
Did you read these from the back of a condom? This cringe worthy. Also get a better mic this is horrible.
>>23979128
:( Damn, I actually tried on this too. Hopefully whoever requested it doesn't think so. Sorry it wasn't to your tastes though friend. You can always record one yourself from a more expensive box of condoms
>>23979039
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Gf5BKw154g
>>23979116
I for one thought your words were lovely. Even though you sound tired and may not have the best mic in the whole wide world, the sentiment was there and I appreciate that.
>>23979167
I am sorry if you went through something similar. I appreciate your honesty on how you feel on the subject, it hurts to have you say that "I know I'm strong"
No, I don't. I'm weak and a coward. Which is why I find comfort in strangers telling me what I want to hear. Anyway, I appreciate your contribution
>>23979053
I've missed you a lot!
>>23979335
I've missed you too anon, whoever you are
>>23937738
>>23937815
>>23937852
>>23938138
>>23941033
>>23965288
/r/ sixthed please
bonus if drunk bancho/"bad boy/gang banger" type shit
ridiculously flirty but cocky asshole gets touchy or something
>>23979039
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MifTpZcg7m
here ya go.
I've just discovered you lovely boys today. I was feeling super lonely in my life this evening and your amazing voices made everything better. I want to contribute on the gal's audio thread when I don't have a cold.
In the mean time, any comforting/uplifting/fluffy clips I could listen to before I go to sleep tonight would mean a lot. There's nothin' like a man's voice when the world is getting too scary.
If someone is feeling brave for me, reading the script for the Love Letter To Mistress would also give me some major good feels - or maybe point me in the direction to some links of popular readings done previously?
Thanks, guys, will return favour soon <3
