/mhfn/ - MAN HANDS/FOREARMS/NECKS. Manly gropers, fondlers and fingerers - get in here! If new, please read the guidelines before posting.
>>>>> WELCOME <<<<<
Started by femanons who love fuzzy, toned arms, man hands and glorious veins, tendons! And necks (let's see those Adam's apples), jawlines. Tattoos, jewelry (watches, rings, cuffs, piercings), and stubble optional and appreciated. =D
>Are you really female?
Yes (although oglers of all type are here). Check out requests and dirty talk on the thread.
>What's the appeal of hands and forearms?
It's way hotter to imagine what your hands and fingers are doing to our bodies than to see your dick. Therefore...
>>>>> GUIDELINES <<<<<
1. NO bare cock, balls, or buttholes.
1. NO bare cock, balls, or buttholes.
1. NO bare cock, balls, or buttholes. Got it?
2. Refrain from posting full-on face, please. Try to crop around nose level and up... We prefer the mystery of anonymity.
3. Keep the focus of your pics on hands, forearms and neck/jaw/collarbone area. We love suggestive pics with your bulge and rest of your bod, but use good judgment. Just like banging IRL, you're better off if you start with the playful stuff and progress to lewds (as so desired).
4. Most of us do not care for bare male feet. Again, use good judgment.
>>>>> TIPS AND POSES <<<<<
1. We like both pics and webms, but pics are easier for us to view on mobile.
2. We are a fun and relaxed group; come with a sense of humor and tolerance for raunchiness. Puns (lewd and not) are always welcome and encouraged!
3. Check out the pastebin for pose ideas and props! Or read the thread for current requests. =D
http://pastebin.com/0QEgmtQJ
AND FINALLY...
Be creative- the element of surprise is titillating!
Prior thread:
>>23984408
"CHALLENGES"
1. BEAUTY. Find something that you think is beautiful today. It does not have to be original. It can be a sunset, a flower, a nice e-mail that you received, a picture of a loved one, a building's architecture. (Cannot be a bare cock, balls, foot, etc.) Think about how to frame it or that moment with your hands/forearms/body. Take at least one pic and tell us in the caption about why you think it's beautiful. It will do us some good, and it will do you good as well.
2. COURAGE. Think about one thing that you fear or hate touching or embracing. Then strap on your balls and do it. Hold the spider, pat the pitbull, hold the dirty sock, hold up a sign asking that qt you've been crushing on out, whatever. And take pics of it and tell us about it. And then feel good about your courage.
3. ARCHITECTURE / SCULPTURE.
Change of scenery for you man hands and arms and necks- might be fun for you, too. Find interesting building architecture (inside or out) and work a pose around what you found. It may mean that you have to go into that corporate high rise that you never have a reason to enter, explore a new building on campus, visit a library or old mom and pop shop, etc.
Take thread-related pics and tell us what you liked or found interesting about it!
Examples for the super lazy:
-hand stroking a polished wooden bannister
-hands around city jail cell's bars
-pose in a store or funhouse with multiple mirrors so we see multiple angles of you through the photo (it's OK if camera/phone is in the shot)
-fingers going through concrete grooves of brick siding
-hand outstretched in "alas, poor Yorick" pose towards a colorblocked dilapidated cottage in the distance
-pose of your knocking (with or without door knocker) on a glossy door. Or weathered door.
-Find a room that's designed to be monochromatic (hospitals, labs) and wear a tee that contrasts to it. Get your sexy self in there and take pics.
>>>>> Outstanding Requests from Prior Thread <<<<<
1) Wet, drenched tees. Find a way to get your t-shirt wet- dun care how. Wring it out while it's still on your bod, pull that stretched, drenched shirt off and over your head, etc.
2) Pottery/play-doh play. (as inspired by Catwoman's fetish awakening, the movie "Ghost")
3) Table abuse. Requires a timer/tripod.
- fists pounding table
- both hands on the table, leaned over with neck and arms still in shot, like you're just about to go apeshit on the person across the table (so we get some neck)
- circling the table, like your storming around, getting ready to attack the person on the other side in berserker mode
- clearing all the stuff from a table in a mad rage
- table flipping
Thx to those who have filled these requests - would love to see moar:
4) Blow air kisses to the camera and do a "girl, smile" pose by pretending to move the outsides of your mouth up and into a smile with your fingers.
5) Deck of cards play.
- shuffle
- cut a deck
- show a hidden fan of cards (show neck in background, pls)
- select a card from that hidden fan using the other hand (again, neck in background would be nice as possible)
6) Gearheads - input jacks, cables, knobs, switches. All good when you're in your element, working with the gear you love.
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And we never tire of fresh takes on old props (belts, buttons/cuffs, flowers, mugs, liquids of any kind, critters/pets, guitahhhhhs/basses/drums, etc.) and classic poses! <3
>>24001116
>- both hands on the table, leaned over with neck and arms still in shot, like you're just about to go apeshit on the person across the table (so we get some neck)
Ayyy, have some neck.
(still not happy with this one, but it's the best shot out of like, 20)
>>24001227
OMG!! All that tension and neck bulge!! Yas! (Your fists look yuge here, too)
>thx for popping the thread's cherry
>>24001116
>like your storming around
^^you're not your
Godfuckingdammit. I hate when I don't fucking proofread. Sorry. Mortified.
noblesse oblige
>>24001249
Mortified? You should be. I think you deserve some disciplinary action. Assume the position, Ms. Pants.
>>24001438
Indeed, merci
>>24001507
Y-yessir... You don't have to tell me twice...
>>24001546
I'm livid- I can't believe that you would slip up like that.
>>24001573
Audibly whimpered!
(GD, this is a genius pose request, self.)
Those arms. Those arms! Fuuuuuck.
Hurt me...
>>24001600
Now, bend over my knee. You know what's coming.
>>24001686
JFC. OMGunnnnnnnnnngh!
My butt cheeks are already tensed with anticipation, holy fuck...
Direct all your stress and anger through that belt and give me the harshest spanking you've ever given. I need it. Punish me.
>>24001712
This is going to hurt, but it's for your own good.
>>24001755
Need a cushion/pillow/hand to muffle my yelping...
>You may get angry at seeing how turned on I am by being spanked. When you're through with the belt, you're going to teach me what happens to girls that get wet when bent over your knee...
>>24001762
Unnnh!
>Just imagining your left hand clamped over my mouth as you're leaving red welts against my ass. You're getting excited and occasionally missing, whipping the back of my thighs, causing my whole body to jerk...
>>24001786
>what happens to girls that get wet when bent over your knee
Alternately use/abuse and worship the source of that wetness (and the rest of you).
Unfortunately, I must sleep now and leave you to your imagination. 'Night!
>>24001828
G'night daddy Torque <3
My imagination is a good one- thx for fueling it!
>>24000846
>Oh my. Well, I'll get started right away. ;)
I'm ready!
>>24000906
>>beer pic for catwoman
Ahhhh yes!!! :D
>>24001227
>still not happy with this one
I'm pretty enthusiastic about it!
>mental image of me climbing between those arms to calm down a rage full Nolly.
>>24001438
Guhhhhh you! Weaponry and arm <3
>>24001507
>>24001573
>>24001686
>>24001755
>>24001762
Mmmmffff! I am so sad I passed out early and missed these!
Just dropping by to say hi.
Busy days.
-Brandt
what the fuck is up thread
My new phone is too small for my hands. It feels weird holding it.
>>24002258
But(t) fuck it. It's a good phone even if it was designed for imps.
>>24002262
>saving my game at a typewriter
>>24002269
and then I put on my wizard gear
Catwoman, you know what to do when I play vidya.
>>24002274
Also piano.
Do we like pianos? We like pianos.
>>24002279
Sadly this piano is out of tune.
>>24002222
I'm glad you think of us!
>>24002258
Come hold my booty instead!
>>24002262
>>24002269
>filenames
I've missed you're presence in the thread.
>>24002274
Yes, sir. I'll get to work right away!
>>24002281
And I'm off! Gotta go cut my nails and do boring stuff.
Later jongens.
>>24002282
I'll hold your booty after we're done with the vidya stuff ;)
>>24002279
>>24002281
>>24002285
Pls play me before you go!
>>24002288
I do like being rewarded. ;)
>>24002294
I'll play you before I go and when I come back!
Might actually upload some guitar stuff later. Gonna do a cover so might make a webm :3
I know just what to reward you with ;)
>>24002299
So much excitement right now!
>I know just what to reward you with ;)
I also accept punishment while being rewarded.
First time posting here
>>24002368
Let's see the other side
>>24002501
There you go
>>24002522
Ey, you got that graby pose. I like it.
>>24002629
I like grabbing and spanking
>>24002637
Oh, don't we all?
>>24002736
Some i met unfortunatley not! When i am home i might upload a first if people want to!
>>24002771
Fist stupid autocorrect yes i am clumsy sometimes
>>24002279
>>24002281
>>24002285
Finally some piano playing, now do a webm!
>>24002771
You should look through the pastebin at the top of the thread for ideas!
>>24002830
Piano playing webm?
That's something I'd enjoy!
>>24002924
Noooo! I can't watch webms for a few hours
>>24002187
>I'm ready!
Christ, I don't think I am. Maybe in a few hours I'll have that first little bit down.
>>24002924
Ooh, nice 5-string!
>>24002222
I can't fathom what witchery was used to grant you this quad and pleasant to gaze upon attributes.
>>24002258
>>24002262
only takes a couple of pics from you until my laughter approaches hysteria!
>>24002269
I thought you had a real typewriter. Does anyone? That would be a great prop...
>>24002279
Absolutely we love pianos and your fingers tickling dem ivories instead of us
>>24002281
>piano out of tune
Then remove the cat from the strings!!
>>24002368
>>24002522
Yes, let's see fist as well as grabs, pls!
>>24002830
Ba-fistbump
>>24003107
I can't help but look at this pic and ask how your beautiful azure recycling bins are doing this fine morning!
>>24003124
Morning, kitty!!!!
>allergies are kicking in just looking at how fluffy and soft this creature is
>>24003107
>Christ, I don't think I am. Maybe in a few hours I'll have that first little bit down.
Am so excited!
>>24003124
Ahhh!!!!!! I need this kitteh, it's so cute!
>>24003210
>I thought you had a real typewriter. Does anyone? That would be a great prop...
I wish! I've only got a laptop here, though.
>>24003210
>I can't help but look at this pic and ask how your beautiful azure recycling bins are doing this fine morning!
The big blue one is actually for trash - (and the big green one for recycling), but you're right about the little bins.
>>24003305
>Am so excited!
I'm not sure how excited to tell you to get, haha. I'll take another gander at the first 30 seconds or so after my shower.
>>24003307
>The big blue one is actually for trash - (and the big green one for recycling), but you're right about the little bins.
>sideways
FUCK
Well, at least I knew I was posting trash already~
Also pictured: a satellite that does fucking nothing whatsoever.
Not pictured: yet another little blue bin inside the house that didn't get filled up this week.
These were surprisingly awkward to take. For some reason it feels like only one arm and hand are supposed to be one side of the body at a time.
This is the thread of my dreams! Do any of you guys have a baseball style Henly shirt? Preferably black sleeves and gray belly but I'll take what I GET happily omg. Roll up sleeves to elbow please ungh unbutton the collar omg please please please
>>24003307
>>24003315
Hahahaha! this is some entertaining trash posting! no need to reach for compost/fertilizer or other organic matter for shitposting. =)
>was looking for the satellite until I realized you were talking about the receiver
>>24003334
>>24003346
Oooooh! God, the things you boys do for and to us, even after we've been naughty and spanked! =D
>spontaneous chair dance!!
>>24002187
No need to be sad, it was just a pleasant surprise waiting for you when you woke up.
>>24003360
I might be under the impression that you like to be rewarded and punished.
>>24003315
Started writing about your directv dish, then saw you already had mentioned it.
>>24003334
I'm not even sure I'm comprehending what you're trying to say. I don't know if it's my head sexualizing your hand pressed against the wall or not.
>>24003452
I know but I like the anticipation;)
>>24003335
>This is the thread of my dreams! Do any of you guys have a baseball style Henly shirt? Preferably black sleeves and gray belly but I'll take what I GET happily omg. Roll up sleeves to elbow please ungh unbutton the collar omg please please please
Mine's all-black, unfortunately, but here you go~
While I've got this shirt on, any specific poses you'd like?
>>24003346
>>was looking for the satellite until I realized you were talking about the receiver
>>24003467
>Started writing about your directv dish, then saw you already had mentioned it.
Oops. Yeah, I probably should've said "dish". ;)
>>24003452
>rewarded and punished
pretty close. =) made to feel special and punished sums it up best.
>Why else do you think I'm so feisty?! Probably some underlying desire to be tamed and punished. Which you do so well... <3
>>24003481
Can't go wrong with arms crossed against the chest!
I'll defer my "flying crane" pose request for a different outfit hahahaha. And I know you would deliver, even if it meant risking injury. ;)
>>24003504
>Can't go wrong with arms crossed against the chest!
It is done.
>I'll defer my "flying crane" pose request for a different outfit hahahaha. And I know you would deliver, even if it meant risking injury. ;)
Eh, couldn't possibly hurt as much as some other stupid shit I've done. Request away! If I can do it, I'll get to it eventually~
>>24003481
>Oops. Yeah, I probably should've said "dish". ;)
I wish I didn't know the difference haha!
>>24003533
Ffffffuck I love a black long sleeve shirt with the sleeves rolled up
>>24003533
Yup, can't go wrong with this pose.
Actually, flying crane isn't good for stills unless you have the right equipment. Also impossible to take your face out of the pic in that pose in an aesthetics pleasing way.
Give us an open stance instead! (Pic related- check the fingahs)
>>24003568
>Give us an open stance instead! (Pic related- check the fingahs)
Well, this was similar to that pose. Sort of.
Are the captchas acting screwy for anyone else?
>>24003606
Not bad!!! Oh, that's a good pose for you!!!
>I'm gonna choreograph and train all my boys one day.
>stance is a bit more defensive than the original, but tis OK- this is just for photos, not roughhousing =)
And yah, captchas have been sucking for me since yesterday...
>>24003617
Sorry for rainbow of IDs. Lots of clearances to go through this morning.
-bossypants
>>24003606
Are you still here? If so, will you try this one? =D
>dis is fun!!!!!
First time through one of these threads. Am I doing it right?
don't really know, where to start today :>
>>24003840
Welcome! You're doing it right! Wouldn't mind seeing more of your ink and what appears to be immaculately trimmed facial hair! Our pastebin has some ideas to check out!
http://pastebin.com/0QEgmtQJ
>>24003877
You came back!!!!!! You're not in jail!
*TWIRLING* !$@%$
Fri-yay treat =D
>>24003880
More of the ink? You got it.
>>24003908
Arm hair shorter than usual here because it was taken shortly after a cosplay in which I needed to put latex paint on my arms. Baaaaaaad idea with hair.
Bright side, you can see that tattoo better. Normally it is a much hairier scorpion.
>>24003908
OMG, this totally works for our thread!!! Tats, hairy limbs, veins, scorpions!!!! Imma pass out now.
Our friend Books would be able to the type of scorp =)
>>24003924
^^ "identify the type"
>sorry, typos get progressively worse with excitement
>>24003877
What were the most memorable acts from the festival? Why do your arms turn my insides to jelly?
>>24003840
>>24003908
Guuhhhhh yes!!!!
>>24003877
Oh my god, I'm prepared to drool. Or maybe just turn in to a river. Mmmmf!
>>24003617
>Not bad!!! Oh, that's a good pose for you!!!
>>I'm gonna choreograph and train all my boys one day.
Hahaha, you go right ahead!
>>24003626
>Sorry for rainbow of IDs. Lots of clearances to go through this morning.
Gub'mint job?
>>24003797
>Are you still here? If so, will you try this one? =D
I took off to make dinner and a webm, but I'm back! I'll try to do that pose for you here in a bit.
Speaking of - here you go, catwoman. I find it somewhat hilarious that my conversion software decided to cut it off at around the point where I started fucking up - but we didn't need those 5 seconds anyway. ;)
>>24003974
Ahhh! I am so excited. Will be back in wifi very soon to watch it! I'm sure it's fantastic but prepare yourself for the text screams that you'll probably almost be able to hear from where you are. ;)
>>24003974
>try to do that pose for you here in a bit
okie. =) It's no rush. Is a somewhat "bass"ic stance, unlike the moves you're showcasing in dis webm
>Gub'mint job?
nope. the public sector wouldn't be able to handle me, and the feelings are mutual.
yes/no question tit-for-tat (or something like that)... do you post other OC somewhere on /soc/?
>>24003885
>You came back!!!!!! You're not in jail!
didn't even lose my license! everything went according to plan. (except for the festival itself)
>>24003931
>What were the most memorable acts from the festival?
Rammstein, Wanda, Mumford & Sons, Dropkick Murphys and Fraktus where all the bands I saw unfortunately.
>and now i told you, which festival I was at & where I'm from, incase my hair color and major didn't already
>>24003947
commence the flow
This is part of the set i didn't post the other day, because of it's lighting, and because I forgot to put on a belt. But this combination of clothes was requested, so i guess it has to be posted.
I hear you guys like apples.
-Brandt
I'm bored and on my lunch break at work. Guess who packed cherries in their lunch?
(coincidentally guess who swallowed two cherry pits because eating is hard.)
>>24004071
Oh, I didn't guess that at all, actually. Was projecting too much of the ex onto you, I suppose. =) Hope you and friends are all OK fm the hurricane/tropical storm.
>can't beat DE engineering, honestly
>and nice filename =)
Fuckkkkkk... pls post all "discards" and "imperfect" pics!!!
>>24002282
This is a new outlet for me, of course I'm thinking about you guys:D
>>24003210
It would seem I sacrificed my luck with dice for a good starter roll:p
> seriously, I suck with dice.
>>24004110
What's not to like about apples, wood and a hairy arm...
>>24004130
>of course I'm thinking about you guys
If only you would touch yourself while thinking about us. Ooops. Did I type that aloud?!
>>24004112
We love fruit ITT!!! Much better than those hell devil cookies you posted last time. evil. =P
>>24004161
Well, it helps if I have something to form a picture with... just sayin. You're all disembodied voices from the ether at this point.
>>24004071
>>24004124
My usage of meteorological terms is embarrassingly horrid. They would be neither hurricane nor tropical storms, just terrible storms, I suppose. Sorry! =\
>>24004059
>okie. =) It's no rush. Is a somewhat "bass"ic stance, unlike the moves you're showcasing in dis webm
I hope you're proud of that pun. (I snickered)
I could not, for the life of me, get this pose right. Here is the best attempt~
>>24004059
>yes/no question tit-for-tat (or something like that)... do you post other OC somewhere on /soc/?
Not really, no. It's pretty much just here. The only other boards I post on with any frequency are /b/ and /vr/ (check the phantasy star threads), but I usually just lurk, both those places and here. I've considered posting in MSA a couple times, but I couldn't find any scripts I felt like reading (and I wasn't about to just do the n00b questions and 100-1 and walk away), and between my atrocious laptop mic and generally unsexy demeanor, I figured it probably wasn't worth the effort.
>is asked a yes/no question
>responds with paragraph
fuck you, I'm wordy
>>24004112
>(coincidentally guess who swallowed two cherry pits because eating is hard.)
It is a mystery~
>>24004124
>Fuckkkkkk... pls post all "discards"
No.
>and "imperfect" pics!!!
Here you go! :P
Catwoman back in wifi and finally able to watch webms!
>>24002924
Guhhh another longhaired man. You can post these anytime please!
>>24003974
Although I can't actually hear it, I feel like I can hear it in my head! Swooning so hard right now you have no clue!
>>24004071
Ah yes it's begun, you would look good wet, just an idea. ;)
>>24004110
All fruit and veggies here. There's only one kind of meat bossy pants and catwoman eat anyway.
>>24004112
I love this shirt!
>>24004130
>This is a new outlet for me, of course I'm thinking about you guys:D
One man's outlet is another woman's porn.
>>24004180
>disembodied voices
Spewing sexual text at you. Is there really any other kind of disembodied voice?
What's this? A new challenger?
>>24004180
>head twirls around like the possessed Exorcist demon child
W-wait, seriously?
Because I know what you like. And I got what you like. At least, in the way of wardrobe. hm....
Here my fist if any girl wants my KIK leave it!
>>24004210
>posts one photo
>wants to talk.
>doesn't understand this thread.
>thinks girls just post their kiks on 4chan.
>>24004199
"Spewing sexual text at you. Is there really any other kind of disembodied voice?"
>The fruit smiles at you suggestively.
>>24004199
>All fruit and veggies here. There's only one kind of meat bossy pants and catwoman eat anyway.
;)
>Although I can't actually hear it, I feel like I can hear it in my head! Swooning so hard right now you have no clue!
Hahaha, glad you like it!
>Spewing sexual text at you. Is there really any other kind of disembodied voice?
I'm sure there are, but that IS the best kind of disembodied voice~
>>24004193
>I hope you're proud of that pun. (I snickered)
Honestly, if I can make some disembodied voice in the ether smile, grin, get a boner, get off, or feel less lonely, I feel like I've led a worthy day. So yes. =D *twirling again*
>fuck you, I'm wordy
Hahaha, OK that helps. But you should do the 100-1 anyway 'cuz... well, those don't go to waste ifyaknowwhatImean. But you have to feel sexy to do it, else it can be a bit awkward to listen to...
Pose works!!!! I can help you tighten that up.
>>24004210
Now this is funny, I have shoes that look exactly like yours :D
>>24004124
almost fully recovered now.
>be Thursday
>be 36°C all day
>put on sunscreen in the morning
>reapply in the afternoon
>get drunk
>get high
>foutwennimuthafugga
>head out to warmup-party
>10 mins later at 2 am
>start rain
>head back to tent
>surprise thunderstorm out of nowhere
>wait out storm in a passageway tent
>already drenched from head to toe from 1 minute of exposure
Can blog on if anyone gives a fuck. Was defenitely the most crazy festival I ever went to
>>24004161
Sorry. Fight me. I'm gonna buy a package of them just to spite you.
>>24004223
>>The fruit smiles at you suggestively.
Fucking dying, haha
>>24004229
>Hahaha, OK that helps. But you should do the 100-1 anyway 'cuz... well, those don't go to waste ifyaknowwhatImean. But you have to feel sexy to do it, else it can be a bit awkward to listen to...
Well, NOW I'm tempted to record a dry version of me counting down from 100 while not masturbating. :D
>>24004203
Well, if you know and have all that...:3
>>24004223
hahahahaha!!!!!
OMG, I think Nolly might have this fruit face beat as far as funny faces ITT, though. ;)
>thankful for still having strong bladder muscles
>>24004242
OH NOOOOOOOO!!!!! STAHHHHHP!!!!! You're gonna do it!!!! the one pull move!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHH!H!$!@%%!%!
>would like to hear about festival fiasco, but you prob need to post private channel for that
>>24004243
Spite all you like!! I'm going to torture my body shortly anyway... have been inspired to build an ass.
>>24004223
This made me giggle a bit.
>>24004224
>Hahaha, glad you like it!
So much that when I do kidnap you and keep you as a sex slave you also need to play me songs.
>I'm sure there are, but that IS the best kind of disembodied voice~
In my head the reaction given to hearing one of our disembodied voices saying some of the nasty things we said is way too funny.
>>24004229
>But you should do the 100-1 anyway 'cuz... well, those don't go to waste ifyaknowwhatImean.
This is a fact. I'm almost embarrassed to admit this, but then again I look at hand/arm/neck porn.
>>24004230
Look at you dropping in
>>24004248
You color coordinated with the Shaolin monk?!$?!$ SRSLY?!$
>Imma tell myself that's what you did
>>24004252
Hmmmmmmmmm.
Perhaps I need to raise my game of being as much of a tease as you. ;)
>GD IT! This reminds me of putting condoms on bananas... cackling like a madwoman
>>24004258
>This is a fact. I'm almost embarrassed to admit this, but then again I look at hand/arm/neck porn.
Remember, we left our shame along with our panties in the gutter about 15 threads ago...
>>24004242
Can I borrow you to practice this one pull move on those buttons?
>Can blog on if anyone gives a fuck. Was defenitely the most crazy festival I ever went to
Also would like to hear about this!
>>24004248
Dis suggestive pose. That looks like the hand size of catwoman boobs.
>>24004252
Yet another all so suggestive pose. Hnnng
>>24004257
> I'm going to torture my body shortly anyway... have been inspired to build an ass
Can assist, you've seen my butt, speaks for itself.
>>24004271
>Perhaps I need to raise my game of being as much of a tease as you. ;)
>GD IT! This reminds me of putting condoms on bananas... cackling like a madwoman
I definitely do bring my "A" game wherever I go...
>>24004124
>>24004182
>hurricane
I thought that was a pun
>that's the name of the festival
>>24004257
Basically, I had to wait under that tent for an hour, for shit to clear up, and than couldn't find my camp, because everything got destroyed, blown over, drowned, or taken down, like the flagpoles.
It took until 5 am and the sun to come up
>based tent was dry atleast
For instance...
>>24004258
>So much that when I do kidnap you and keep you as a sex slave you also need to play me songs.
This is not a problem~
>In my head the reaction given to hearing one of our disembodied voices saying some of the nasty things we said is way too funny.
"Finally, it worked!"
>what is "it", I will leave as an exercise for the reader
>(it's it)
>>24004271
>You color coordinated with the Shaolin monk?!$?!$ SRSLY?!$
>>Imma tell myself that's what you did
Whatever floats your goat~
I definitely wasn't too hot in that goddamn black long-sleeve. Not at all.
>>24004275
>Dis suggestive pose. That looks like the hand size of catwoman boobs.
We should test that theory. ;)
>>24004275
>Can assist, you've seen my butt
Indeed! Why is it that squats only seem to make everything bigger, like butt AND legs? I hate that. Need a different plan of attack that doesn't involve butt implants. Pls help.
>>24004282
>I definitely do bring my "A" game wherever I go...
Apparently for 15 minutes of orgasm after extended foreplay
>can't even pun / innuendo with this pic... I'm FUCKING HICCUPPING with laughter
>>24004199
old, unreleased set, sorry
can't post wet version now :/
>>24004302
Ayyyy, sorry to hear about the event. Crazy. At least you're safe (enough).
And you're not doing it right with the one pull move!! It's all in the wrist and gusto. Trust me, I will work your button flies (and other things) from now on...
>Lol... it was a pun, but I didn't want you to think I was a moron as if hurricanes happen in landlocked areas.
>>24004303
N-n-nooooo!
>>24004305
Hiccupping laughter is causing abdomen pain now... fuck!
>>24004303
And now I am officially rivering here.
>>24004305
I'm so upset that nobody has done this pose before. More upset I didn't ask for it. Also too excited that you've done it!
>"Finally, it worked!"
>>what is "it", I will leave as an exercise for the reader
>>(it's it)
Now thinking of "it." ;)
>We should test that theory. ;)
Fully prepared to give you both handfuls. Both ends are a handful. One more so than the other, but I'll leave your mind to wander which one.
>>24004311
>Indeed! Why is it that squats only seem to make everything bigger, like butt AND legs? I hate that. Need a different plan of attack that doesn't involve butt implants. Pls help.
Well you know how early my workout begins, actually when you're headed to bed. :( also butt and legs, there's really not much to be done. I have those thick muscular thighs because of it.
>>24004317
It's okay, future suggestion maybeeee!
>>24004258
Just wanted to comment on the shoes, not really dropping in. Don't have anything to post but the old stuff I didn't post yet.
Currently feeling like shit and not in the mood to take anything new, but will make more when I'm feeling better again ;)
>>24004342
>>24004323
Mwahahaha
>>24004351
Oh nos! TGF, sorry to hear! Sorry to not hang around- I'm signing off now... Sending disembodied hugs through the ether... and hopefully that lewd fruit from Brandt help a bit?
>>24004368
Tease. Fair warning ... hold onto your balls, Brandt. They are gonna be bluer than Bradley Cooper's eyes if you lose this game. =)
xoxoxo
*smoochies*
(WHERE ARE MUH AIR KISSES EVERYONE?!?!$?$!)
>thank you, Nolly =D
>>24004323
>Hiccupping laughter is causing abdomen pain now... fuck!
Well, don't hurt yourself, now~
>>24004342
>I'm so upset that nobody has done this pose before. More upset I didn't ask for it. Also too excited that you've done it!
I've been meaning to do it for a little while now, actually. Just needed a spot where I felt like being funny instead of lewd.
>Now thinking of "it." ;)
;)
>tosses out obscure references like candy
>still disappointed when nobody gets them, even when they have no reason to know what the hell I'm talking about
>>24004342
>Fully prepared to give you both handfuls. Both ends are a handful. One more so than the other, but I'll leave your mind to wander which one.
I have a means of testing this in mind~ ;)
>>24004391
> hold onto your balls, Brandt.
Isn't that someone else's job?
Are you applying for the position?
>>24004403
The only thing I'll be applying is my tongue to ...
Oh, gotta run!
>>24004403
I volunteer as tribute.
>>24004275
>Can assist, you've seen my butt, speaks for itself.
gibe buttsample, bitte
>Can I borrow you to practice this one pull move on those buttons?
If you manage to pull it off, there might just be a reward waiting for you
And that was only the first day! I also didn't find my buddy on the first day, because his phone was turned off. So i settled next to some people i didn't even know. Which is also why i didn't inflate my matress & unpack; so i slept on the floor, and on the next day I had blisters on my feet (from carrying a 40kg backpack) followed by walking around in soaking wet shoes for 3 hours, a sunburn on my back, and back pain from sleeping on the ground.
>it continued raining for half of friday and all of saturday
>give me your pity plx :<
>>24004351
That's okay! I do hope you feel better!
>>24004368
Evil laughter. Then posts a picture of his fuzzy face, nice lips, and neck tendons.
Fffffucking ugh! So much frustration from my body.
>>24004400
>Just needed a spot where I felt like being funny instead of lewd.
Was both funny and lewd.
>>tosses out obscure references like candy
>>still disappointed when nobody gets them, even when they have no reason to know what the hell I'm talking about
Every now and then over looked.
>I have a means of testing this in mind~ ;)
Prepared for testing, just for scientific purposes you know.
>>24004424
>gibe buttsample, bitte
I might be confused, and my German is super rusty; es ist schon vorgekommen? Probably butchered that.
>reward
Was really hoping for one, actually.
>>24004419
>>24004421
Well, one's head on my lap would probably be a good start.
>>24004475
>es ist schon vorgekommen
must have missed that :c
>>24004524
Was a couple threads ago it was mentioned. Sent everyone on a hunt. It may or may not come up again;)
Am quite happy with this photo, it her than the fact you're not standing before me!
>>24004510
That's exactly where I want to be.
>>24004475
>Was both funny and lewd.
It happens sometimes~
>>24004475
>Prepared for testing, just for scientific purposes you know.
Well, as long as we're being scientific. ;)
(apologies for the monotony re: fruit - I'd show you some peppers, but I ate them)
>>24004541
Other than**
Fucking autocorrect and my stupidity for not proofreading
>>24004544
>It happens sometimes~
Pretty often, actually!
>Well, as long as we're being scientific. ;)
Need something to educate the masses with. Documentation- photos and possibly video proof will be needed.
>(apologies for the monotony re: fruit - I'd show you some peppers, but I ate them)
It's okay. We do not turn away any food handlers here. It's all welcome.
>>24004475
Necks, lips, and tendons huh?
>>24004543
hmmm... they say drive is imperative when it comes to job hunting...;3
>>24004576
>Fully gasping and breathing heavy.
When did it get so hot in here? Ffffuck!
Your hairyness, jesus h.
>>24004541
can't find it :c
>>24004595
That thread is long dead now, but you can come over here and grab mine, and I'll grab yours! Then you'll know!
>>24004590
Hot? Not sure what you're getting at...
Fully gasping? Sounds like an intense workout is going on over there.
>>24004629
>Sounds like an intense workout is going on over there.
Uhhhh sure, workout... that's exactly what is happening right now.
>mfw I start to think you're a better tease than I.
>>24004576
Aye, aye, Captain.
>>24004652
Hmmm... maybe the intensity of your workout is a little less than optimal.
You should probably kick it up a notch.
>>24004667
Hmm. A salty sea dog... sounds adventurous.
>>24004679
I could use a more... motivational trainer.
>Dat arm and those dimples.
This photo really speaks to me in ways.
>>24004696
In tongues perhaps?
>>24004714
Oh you're good at this! It took a good three minutes of staring to be able to respond even.
Were you born smooth as fuck, or did you just acquire that quality over the years?
>>24004731
Born with, acquired... I'm just the man with the scotch.
>>24004595
disappoint.png
>mrw a perfectly good set of hands are not on my sweaty butt
>>24004751
Ahhh! You remembered!! Are you by the chair? Wearing the watch?!
>>24004763
I haven't forgotten, but I'm never around that chair when it's scotch o'clock. I will be out tonight though, possibly at a classy establishment... I'll see what I can do.
>>24004790
You're dead to me ;)
Minutes away from being done at work for the weekend
>>24004799
Living dead?
>>24004827
Oh hey is that rigor mortis in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
>>24004846
>>24004854
Forearm
>>24004855
Hmmm. I'm gonna with happy to see you:D
>>24004846
>>24004854
>>24004878
Hallo- thx for contributing! we like to see a higher ratio of relevant parts (hand/forearm/neck relative to the rest of the pic). Maybe check out the first couple of posts in the thread, what others have done and the pastebin?
>>24004887
Especially in the sheer stockings and 4" heels.
>>24004896
Like this?
>>24001438
is that colin?
>>24004911
Yes!! Thx! Strong
>>24004908
Easy to claim such a thing, but where's the proof?
okay, i'll play...
>>24004935
If the stockings and heels don't get you, the beater tank top with garter straps over skinny jeans will. Let's see the (ahem) hard evidence.
>just showered. Need to shower again. Fuck! we need to conserve water, ya know...
>>24004950
Whoa! Holy veins! And yeah, you don't have ink and not wear it loud and proud ITT- let's see the tat and hear the story / reason, pls!
>>24004955
Sorry, but while words paint an enticing picture, there's not enough to produce "hard evidence."
Visual confirmation always helps...
>apologies for the repost. can't take pics atm...
>>24005011
Well, friend- we appear to be at an impasse for now seeing as I'm still waiting for body oil to sink in and have no garments to provide such seductive pics...
>we are pretty relaxed about reposts and using old pics as needed esp for regulars
>>24005061
>I'm still waiting for body oil to sink in and have no garments to provide such seductive pics...
I'm often accused of being overly patient. Don't see why that shouldn't continue here.
>>24004976
Haha don't know about that. It's fairly identifying, and I don't even know if there's any actual females lurking...
>>24005118
not sure why my photos keep rotating themselves
>>24003467
>anticipation
Fair point. I get a little of that when I come back to the thread to check responses to my posts. And I was just trying to explain that it was awkward to get my phone in position to take those pics- it was oddly phrased, though. And please, sexualize my hands all you want.
>>24003504
I do hope that I make you feel a little special from time to time. You definitely do that for me, so I'd like to return the favor.
>>24005094
My impatience is only trumped by my stamina and zeal for competition.
>I laughed. So true.
>>24005118
You mean specific females? We are female. If there are any doubts, check out the prior thread and eye rolling discussions of chick flicks and Ryan Gosling... Plus, a couple of originals here can vouch for our gender. Dunno why that always comes up.
>>24005131
EXIF info doesn't get retained if you're posting from mobile, as I understand.
>>24005171
Huh. So I guess you'd be itching to get this friendly competition going as quickly as possible. It's your move by the way.
>>24005061
>>we are pretty relaxed about reposts and using old pics as needed esp for regulars
Yeah, but I hate doing that. So here, in honor of all the gets in this thread up to now~
>early morning tomorrow
>zero fucks given
>>24005131
>not sure why my photos keep rotating themselves
Posting from phone, most likely. Even when I send my phone pictures to my computer, I usually still have to do some dicking around to get them rightside-up.
>>24005171
>You mean specific females? We are female. If there are any doubts, check out the prior thread and eye rolling discussions of chick flicks and Ryan Gosling... Plus, a couple of originals here can vouch for our gender. Dunno why that always comes up.
As I said earlier, I never really doubted y'all, but the oohing and ahhing over Ryan Gosling pretty much confirmed it.
>EXIF info doesn't get retained if you're posting from mobile, as I understand.
Is that what it is? I know it sends in rotation data (which my computer can figure out to play just fine, but my webm conversion software cannot), but I didn't know mobile posting stripped the EXIF data.
Going to the range tomorrow. Stupid optic didn't get here in time for this range trip.
Oh well. Got a new weapon light in the mail. And now my roommate and I are watching The Office.
>>24005171
probably because the idea of satisfying women's fetishes is a turn on… gay guys, not so much.
>>24005163
Oh hey Torque!! Yes, you are awesome!! You make us feel like PGP keys. Sexy funny, turned on PGP keys...
>sorry, my analogies are getting weak. Still thinking about dirty daddy Torque. I might've executed a "fuck yes" position to rival yours at some point... Long after getting out of the compromising position
>>24005209
Might take a friendly timeout since I have a load of other content creation to catch up on... And you know how I feel about subpar quality content =)
>>24005212
>zero fucks given
QTs around the world yield a collective frustrated sigh that you aren't giving them any fucks...
I think 4chan strips the EXIF info. I could Google it, but prob going to turn attention to other activities shortly...
>>24005281
Well, so long as it's a timeout and not a full-blown retreat, I'm fine with that. Looking forward to the content...
>>24005261
Ayyy that's fair. Enough regulars on here have seen sufficient evidence of me and Catwoman, and still others can vouch for kittenanon's voice. But you should only post without expectation of something in return (other than attention and socializing), else odds are you'll be let down.
>>24005313
Don't worry, babe. I don't forfeit. (Except when I want to, and you are oh so questworthy)
>>24005343
Good to know. Gotta run for now myself, so until next time thread.
>Beat it
neck
>>24005454
forearm
Glad to know I'm not the only one with a love for arms like this
>>24005469
hands
im an electronics repair tech so theyre usually beaten in some way or another.
Hey look! It's a dog sticking its tongue out while riding in a car with its head out the window!
>bump<
time to get ink done.
last pic of this naked arm!
>>24004751
Hm.... reflecting back to a quote of bossy pants mentioning that scotche drinkers are the best kind of dirty.
>>24004812
>mfw I will never meet a man that dresses this way ;(
>>24005011
Am happy to look at some reports
>>24005163
Yeahhhh you need to just come onto my bed so I can sexualize you and cause you a bit of anticipation myself.
>>24005229
Eeee! Picturing these arms while you fire a gun.
>>24005118
Am female.
>>24005454
Fuck, god damn I love when longhaired men pop up!
>>24005496
I like your hands, you should try some pastebin suggestions.
>>24006039
>Hey look! It's a dog sticking its tongue out while riding in a car with its head out the window!
I have to admit that I giggled.
>>24005316
>But you should only post without expectation of something in return (other than attention and socializing), else odds are you'll be let down
I couldn't have said this better myself. It's like those pop in posters.
>Mah hand. Post your kik if you want Moar.
How about no.
>>24006133
So much anticipation for this!
Am expecting photos or you're in trouble.
>>24006180
Giggles at my autocorrect typos.
>>24006180
The time has come
>>24006375
It's going to look so good!
Hey look, webms!
https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B6a4lmbSrRcAZlhFSVYydDF2Vm8
>trying to figure out how to strip sound...
-Brandt
>>24004391
>>24004475
Thanks, hugs seemed to help, already feeling better and definitely laughed at the fruit.
>>24004424
Yes, we need that sample, again!
>>24005131
>>24005171
Exactly, EXIF data gets removed when posting stuff on /soc/
>>24006545
Did you use the webm converter for dummies? Sound is usually turned off there.
>>24006545
So much excitement once I get to leave hell in 6 hours to watch.
>>24006618
Yiiiissss tools.
Will, maybe make an appearance one day again.
>>24006389
Super happy so far!
We just got done with all the outlines, food break and then shading/coloring!
>>24006686
It's already looking fantastic!
>>24006039
I am quite fond of your bumps
>>24006133
Omg!!!!!! Congrats!! Can't wait to see what details you decided on!
>>24006375
Winter is here!!! Motherfucking white ravens@$!&&'!!!!
>>24006545
Oh!!!! This reminds me ... will you do my countdown request, pls? (OK to say no) Others have done this nicely, but would like to see your take. Countdown from 4, 5, or 10 with your hands depending on what you want to connote. Best if it's done while hand(s) are upright. And numbers are "locked" after a finger comes down with each count such that each position is accented, if that makes sense. Preference for slow countdowns, but fast finger down/hand lock gesture.
>can't help blathering detailed notes- enthusiastic about countdowns!!!
>>24006618
Finest arsenal of power tools ever!
>inb4 I like your stones... In the background ;)
>>24006686
Is exquisite so far!!!
>>24005281
>QTs around the world yield a collective frustrated sigh that you aren't giving them any fucks...
Was probably too tired for that last night anyway~
Maybe they'll stop by today?
>>24007002
>Oh!!!! This reminds me ... will you do my countdown request, pls? (OK to say no) Others have done this nicely, but would like to see your take. Countdown from 4, 5, or 10 with your hands depending on what you want to connote. Best if it's done while hand(s) are upright. And numbers are "locked" after a finger comes down with each count such that each position is accented, if that makes sense. Preference for slow countdowns, but fast finger down/hand lock gesture.
No idea what you mean by locked, but here's some counting down.
Request of the day...
Who was it that did the seductive hand lotion Webms? It's been a while and I don't remember.
Can we see some of that that? Maybe also one of these long haired men could do a pony tail or man bun little something.
Would much appreciate.
P.s. could also do with some more neck fondling.
Okay I'm asking a lot now.
>>24007087
>Maybe they'll stop by today?
Undoubtedly beating down a path to your door...
(which has reminded me of my next request that I'll post separately)
>countdown
Yes, good!! Thank you. =D By "locked" I really mean snapping or holding the pose in a strong position after each movement is finished. It accentuates the countdown.
Also, it's nice that what you see in your countdown (more notably with the left hand) is that you're kinda "blinking" the countdown as opposed to just curling down fingers such that I can see your wrist tendon movement. <3
>>24007140
>Who was it that did the seductive hand lotion Webms?
I named him Leviathan because of what appeared to be lurking in his underwear... he also had the fountain pen and was writing on graph paper. haven't seen him in several threads now, I don't think.
>those webms are are too erotic for me to watch again, haha! don't know how that's possible? strange. will have to ask my non-existent shrink about it
>>24007140
>Request
>>24007140
>request
Well, you have my attention!
>>24007140
>Can we see some of that that?
Sorry, I don't have any hand lotion here - and I don't spend money on porn for me, so I sure as hell am not going to spend money on porn for other people. :P
>Maybe also one of these long haired men could do a pony tail little something.
This can be arranged~
>P.s. could also do with some more neck fondling.
Christ, I need to shave. Maybe tomorrow.
>>24007258
>Undoubtedly beating down a path to your door...
Perhaps~ The ones that aren't working this afternoon, anyway.
>Also, it's nice that what you see in your countdown (more notably with the left hand) is that you're kinda "blinking" the countdown as opposed to just curling down fingers such that I can see your wrist tendon movement. <3
Yeah, I definitely didn't do that because my fingers don't move all that well independently of each other. That certainly wouldn't be it~
>>24007292
>more neck fondling
Not quite fondling in this one, maybe~
>>24007258
Fuck it was so long ago I feel. These threads are aged. I get so sad when the originals disappear totally.
>>24007292
>>24007305
>This can be arranged~
I'd repay you if I could for one.
>Christ, I need to shave. Maybe tomorrow
Face fuzz is always appreciated, just sayin'.
>want to fondle this neck myself. And have these hands fondle me!
Also I'm on a warpath today, expect more requests to pop up on the thread later to ease my frustration.
>>24007367
>I'd repay you if I could for one.
Et viola~ Hand playing with ponytail, coming right up.
>Face fuzz is always appreciated, just sayin'.
Yeah, but it itches like a motherfucker.
>>24006618
I'll check that out. Thanks!
>>24007002
Glad to hear it! I'd be shocked if no one was...:3
Also, the countdown sounds interesting... what will you be using it for...?
>>24007140
Neck fondling eh?
>pic related
Catwoman back with yet another ID, I'm sure.
>>24007400
Oh Nolly, you've delivered above and beyond expectation! Neck fondling and hair play, also I enjoy your fuzzy jawline even if it is itchy for you, please let me rub myself on your face like the kitty I seem to be when I see facial fuzz.
Thank you so much!
>>24007619
Guhhh yes! Also are you in an elevator? I'm intrigued.
>>24006545
Also was finally able to watch this one! Such defined hands in these threads, I can't handle it!
>neck fondling
[MORE]
>>24007367
>I'm on a warpath today
Excellent! Froth this thread into a lather for us since I'm going to be locked in a series of escape rooms this afternoon...
>>24007400
>itches like a motherfucker.
And thaaaaat's why you should moisturize =)
>>24007619
Jesus. Elevators aren't suggestive at all. (I'll be going down, sir.)
>countdown sounds interesting
Do it!! Will be guuuuud. Countdowns in general are awesome because of the anticipation. But I like cues, and countdowns are good for cueing the start of a sequence whether it's in recording something, dance, shuttle liftoff, etc. The appeal of countdowns in audio has already been blatantly covered. =D
>>24007672
I feel like your facial hair would be excellent for scrubbing pots and pans. thiiiiiiick.
>>24007685
>>24007619
FUCK! Calling it now... you (Brandt) are going to do a teasing countdown and not actually get to 0...
>smacks self on forehead
>>24007664
>>24007685
> elevator
I live in an apartment building with 31 floors. I haz elevatore.
>>24007689
It can be scratchy...
>>24007700
Me? Tease on a countdown?!
NEVER.
Hayyy
First and Maybe only
>>24007820
Dat color and detail. holy crap!!!
>>24007870
OMG$@&(*$@!!OMG$@&(*$@!!OMG$@&(*$@!!OMG$@&(*$@!!
DOGGIE!
Oh, sorry- you have a nice forearm, ink, watch and hand, too, but ya know... critters come first despite my fetish for man parts. =)
Is that sexy Alice on your forearm?
pls moar?!
>>24007685
>Froth this thread into a lather
Makes me recall 6'6 shower lewds.
>>24007746
>It can be scratchy...
Yet another I want to rub against
>>24007820
Its bad ass! I love it.
>>24007870
Petting fuzzy creatures. Has tattoos. I hope it's not only the only one.
DOORWAYS / DOORS REQUEST IDEA
>Not original, but wanted to put the idea out there again before heading out. Mountanon, 6'6 and others have made some nice pics and webms with doorways and door closures for us...
If you see a doorway and/or door that is conducive to pics... pls take 'em. I dunno how well these will turn out, but just trying to prod ideas along...
Try:
-knocking on doors (with and without doorknocker)
-turning doorknobs/handles (entering a room or closing a door, locking one in are both exciting events and the turning means we get to see wrists, grips in different positions)
Harder to do without timer/tripod and best to do with doorways that lead to the outside (versus the shitty lightweight interior doorways):
- hold the door (*GoT internal sob muffled*) open as if you're saying, "Are you gonna come inside?"
- lean forward with forearm up on top of doorjamb (because tall guys can do this)
- lean against doorjamb with arms crossed
- lean against doorjamb with hand / fingers held against mouth as if deep in thought
- back resting on the side of the door jamb, arm extended and parallel to side door jamb
- 2 hands/arms closing a really heavy sliding door (so we can see strength in the hairy arms)
- suspend yourself off the ground in the doorway, making interesting hand poses
- hands pressed against each side of the door jamb, either with palms or the the backs of your hands
- feel that doorjamb up. There are all sorts of poses...
Pls don't forget to crop as needed (...don't wanna fall madly in love with you or worse)
...'k thx bye! whew.
>>24007886
Here is a clearer pic of alice
>>24007897
The dog isnt ready for more pictures
She needs some time "hunting" The cat
>>24007924
It's so cute, what's the other side?
>>24007910
Let me add the petting/stroking doorways/tables/countertops to this.
>>24007969
And there is a vaultboy on one corner
>>24008003
I love this play on it.
Sorry for The crappy Quality but
Its dark and the phone isnt The best
But here we are looking down from The balcony
>>24008026
She looks like she's on watch. So adorable!
>>24008042
For some reason She always growls when somebody walks on The street
If they use the walkway everything is ok for her
>>24008052
Perhaps she's protecting them. She's super cute!
![IMG_20160701_205744[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oyCe98D.jpg "IMG_20160701_205744[1].jpg")
>>24006180
I'm sure you'll find a nice man who dresses wearing anchor shirts some day.
>>24008214
Oh sure, maybe. But he won't have facial hair or proper sleeve rolling technique. I guess you just can't have it all eh?
Hard bump.
Where are the fingerers and fondlers this evening?!
I have yet to post any content here but I know some of you like food handling. I'm a butcher, would bloody meat cutter hands be a little too gross for you?
>>24008574
I'm not sure until I see it honestly. OP and I are vegetarians. But I've butchered woodland creatures most of my life up until vegetarianism. Let's see a photo? And then we can decide.
>>24008595
I don't have anything of from work really. I've stumbled across this thread a few times but it's rare I ever think, "Hey stop and take a picture of your hands". Best I have is a section of this rib I frenched for a friend, but I have a good habit of washing my hands between cuts
>>24008610
Well I'm not terribly disgusted, but I use to be an armature skinner, so my opinion is slightly off on such things. Your skill is impressive though.
>I have a good habit of washing my hands between cuts
Not ever butcher has this habit, much respect.
Also you look like you have some good hands. And I spy a wrist tattoo.
>>24005281
I googled PGP keys and the first few things I found were related to encryption keys- is that what you mean?
>>24006180
>come onto your bed
Well, obviously I'd prefer to come in you, but whatever flips your skirt.
And... I like knives.
They're useful, and the idea is so simple, but there are so many variations. Some are beautiful (to me, at least). I stared at this handle for about 15 minutes straight when I first got it.
>>24008629
I learned how to break beef when I was younger through some of my bosses old coworkers but now of days I don't butcher carcasses, just smaller primals. I have a couple here and there I'm always concerned about being recognized by them for some reason. I'll let you guys decide, my hands are a little rough from being used over the years
>>24008670
>>24008681
Torque, my booty buddy.
Auto correct is killing me this thread. Please forgive me. I did reread what I wrote and giggled a bit.
I also like knives, did you recall or just a coincidence?
>whatever flips your skirt.
Preferribly your hands though.
>>24008682
>>24008682
We do like rough hands. I'm intrigued as fuck and you're wearing boots, fuck.
This is possibly the best box cutter I've ever used. And, you know, you can punch someone with it, too, if you had to. It's custom fitted to your two fingers- you have to provide measurements. Also, I don't think that company is actually around anymore.
>>24008700
>provide measurements
This looks like the weapon I should have carrying home from the ghetto tonight, honestly.
>>24008255
You could just have me?
>>24008714
That's what I was hoping for, especially if you're making coffee again. (Is that what's in your hand?) God this photo is puddle worthy. You're good.
>>24008696
No need to forgive, I figured it was a typo and just thought it was amusing. I know you're the one who gets excited about weapon posts, and knives sort of count.
The Strider on the right has been one of my all time favorite EDC knives.
Welp my threads dead so I guess I'll shit up this one
Any requests
>>24008722
They're beautiful. I need a new Edc. Right now all I have is an old hunting contraption I've had for years.
>>24008723
You again?
>>24008696
I read through the pastebin a bit, never been much of a model but I have a bit of the props you guys like laying around. My good knives stay at work and I'm embarrassed to touch the kitchen knives my room mates have so I won't be doing much of that unless it's wanted. If there's anything anybody would like to see just ask. What started you off skinning animals? Did you ever save the skeletons?
>>24008026
>>24008052
Oh <3! Thx for sharing
>>24008574
Welcome! No offense intended to your hands, but I need to avert my eyes to meat butchering/handling... Sorry, I can be delicate at times
>>24008670
Lol! I was trying to think of special/unique things and wanted to avoid snowflakes and unicorns, so PGP keys were the first thing that popped into my head.
Dual knife display!!
>>24008706
Some lady designed it with self defense in mind- you can't really drop the thing.
>>24008731
I'm currently using an ESEE Izula as my EDC- I'm a big fan.
This one's blade is bizarre, but the handle is great. I did the best I could to capture the wood grain.
>>24008735
We like suggestive poses, any letter belts or tie ups ofor any kind? We are pretty open here. A lot of our pastebin are previously done props. We do like choking poses, necks, grabbing and hands against walls.
>What started you off skinning animals?
I'm from a little hillbilly town, I come from a very outdoorsy family. Some of my earliest memories are of being chased down with skinned animal heads.
>Did you ever save the skeletons?
Yes I do actually. My house is covered in not only skeletons, but skins, horns, any taxidermy that is legal to have in my state really. I'm such a weird fucking vegetarian.
>>24008750
I haven't seen one like it before but now I really want one. It's very pretty
>>24008762
Suggestive poses have never been my strong point, not too much of a suave swagger type but I'll try to give it a go. Not to common to hear that, I'm from suburbia but I love that kind of stuff. Care to show something you've done? I have a kitten skull I tried to reconstruct but the jawbone just didn't seem right when I got it all back together
>>24008772
Would definitely in a different thread once I'm home! Why haven't we started this thread? We can be the only bone/taxidermy weirdos on here?
The kitten skull is probably cool as fuck, I don't know how I'd handle I though since I'm a softy for cats. (Thread ID is Catwoman by the way)
Oh yeah I forgot to mention I saw some bike in the last picture you posted. I'm a huge biker fan. Got anything you could post related. Also quite enjoy your choice of props and that bearded face peeking.
Alright, done with the knife show.
>>24008747
Yeah, they fit the bill, but I just figured there was some other acronym that the hip kids were using that just hadn't worked its way into my lexicon.
>>24008762
I think I'm one of about 5 people to get one- they only made a few because they were such a pain in the ass to make.
>>24008790
>Alright, done with the knife show.
Am so sad :((
>a pain in the ass to make
Yeah, that's understandable. I couldn't imagine the upkeep with one of those on the regular.
>>24008783
I always bring a plastic baggy with me whenever I go dirtbiking, hiking or backpacking. I haven't been to lucky lately, I've only been finding really crushed up remains that aren't useable for anything. Yeah as far as motorcycles go... 4 in the garage and 2 projects outside. The kitten skull I think I sat the lower jaw too far back on the skull but it's the only place that seemed right. Hard to work with since a lot of the skeletal structure is cartilage and it dissolved/decayed when I let it rot then soak in peroxide. The other is a necklace I always wear of what I think is a possum
>>24008821
That's a good idea, I'll have to remember that when hiking from now on. I always see things but don't want to grab it for lack of somewhere to carry it. Baby animals are so hard to work with since much of them is so fragile and depends greatly of cartilage. That is a possum for sure unless my view of the jaw bone is wrong from the photo.
>hydrogen peroxide
Luckily most of what I have is from family members, most of what I've done is from younger years and we had a place and cage contraption for leaving for above ground cleans if they weren't ready. Using peroxide always scares me because some of the pieces I have that it was used seem more fragile? Maybe it's in my head.
Also your bikes, tell me about them!
>>24008866
I live too close to other people so the smell and my roomies have dogs that would love a chance to get at it. I wrap carcasses in chicken wire and bury them for a month. Chicken wire makes it a lot easier to exhume everything in one solid piece. Out of the 6, 3 are mine. One street bike (not the little pocket bike I'm on), one running and one busted dirt bike. I have some shots of me on my bike, I just hate how my jacket folded over and it looks funny
>>24008866
Hands aren't the focus it's really the whole bike more so. I won't post more if it's off topic. Please ignore how my jacket is sitting it bothers me so much haha
>>24008919
My cage I have is chicken wire, actually. I didn't use to live in the city and we had no dogs. I haven't made an attempt in over a year, just collected a few bones along the way. Once I get a decent collection I'm going to make a creepy diorama of it all, maybe including some of the semi ruined pelts I have saved, or possibly a basic bone sculpture depending on my creativity and the bone/pelt/full taxidermy I have saved. I'mean hoping for the best when creativity strikes!
I'm sure your bike shots are good! A helmet is a good way to conceal your face for this thread! Once I get my car paid Off or some extra cash I'm buying another bike I've had some dirty bikes and minis in the past, but I want a real bike man.
