MAN HANDS/FOREARMS/NECKS. Manly gropers, fondlers and fingerers - get in here! If new, please read the guidelines before posting.
>>>>> WELCOME <<<<<
Started by femanons who love fuzzy, toned arms, man hands and glorious veins, tendons! And necks (let's see those Adam's apples). Tattoos, jewelry, and stubble optional and appreciated. =D
>Are you really female?
Yes (although oglers of all type are here). Check out requests and dirty talk on the thread.
>What's the appeal of hands and forearms?
It's way hotter to imagine what your hands and fingers are doing to our bodies than to see your dick. Therefore...
>>>>> GUIDELINES <<<<<
1. NO bare cock, balls, or buttholes.
1. NO bare cock, balls, or buttholes.
1. NO bare cock, balls, or buttholes. Got it?
2. Refrain from posting full-on face, please. We prefer the mystery of anonymity.
3. Keep the focus of your pics on hands, forearms and neck/jaw/collarbone area. We love suggestive pics with your bulge and rest of your bod, but use good judgment. Just like banging IRL, you're better off if you start with the playful stuff and progress to lewds (as so desired).
>>>>> TIPS AND POSES <<<<<
1. We like both pics and webms, but pics are easier for us to view on mobile.
2. We are a fun and relaxed group; come with a sense of humor and tolerance for raunchiness. Puns (lewd and not) are always welcome!
3. Check out the pastebin for pose ideas and props! Or read the thread for current requests. =D
http://pastebin.com/0QEgmtQJ
AND FINALLY...
Be creative- the element of surprise is titillating!
Prior thread:
>>23891626
>>23906369
Holy moly! How quickly do you generate these main images?
The other thing I did was a little more cooking - obv shirtless (next set will be shirted I promise). This time a more meaty dish.
Ah I'm on the display, quite flattering
>>23906401
Isn't it just :)
These ladies, they know how to make us feel appreciated <3
This was an accidental, but I though *someone* might like it.
Conveniently took this earlier today. Not sure if it's exactly what you're looking for here tho
>>23906422
I think that bare chest and neck would drive some ladies in here crazy. But usually they're looking for pictures with a little less face. This may not be true of all regular lurkers or posters, but keeping identity a mystery adds to the thrill.
That's a nice shirt, btw. Would wear.
Got to love them jalaps.
>>23906373
>>23906369
And you. How sore are those glutes after doing all those squats? Would a nice rough massage help?
>>23906391
Need to see drawstring either on gym shorts or sweatpants the next time you go shirtless, babe.
>>23906401
That reminds me
--- PSA ON THE THREAD MACRO ---
I fucked up the other one I had. It had more of our fun stuff, and included:
Mannequin Man / Cyrano
QT5K
Weldbro
Leviathan
(and the arm wrestling and Marvel undershorts w/ 6'6, the shots with the belts, etc.)
but it takes me a while to do it and this thread has already eaten enough of my time. So please don't be offended if you're not in there!! There is some hot content that I couldn't get in!
>>23906447
Or an undone belt ;)
I know what you like. Once I wash my laundry I'll get out my nice thick sweatpants and drive you up and down the wall. I have actually been likened to a sex god in those sweat pants, by two people independently, so I think you'll like.
>>23906438
You're probably right. But to be fair this wasn't really planned. Just happened to take a pic that worked for the occasion earlier lol, wasn't thinking that far ahead ahaha.
And right? Floral is the dopest.
>>23906470
Floral is pretty dope. And I have to say, you rock it like a pro.
I dunno
>>23906463
>I know what you like
Y-yes.... isn't that the truth. =( ---> >>23906421
I'm gonna go shower and get this over with and touch myself. Congratulations and thank you.
>>23906480
Tyty
>>23906485
> =(
Did I bum you out? I apologize if so, I did not mean to do that. Was trying to be flirty.
>>23906482
That is a great meaty manly hand, but...
>20160609
>christmas presents in june
I do not know what to make of this...
>>23906515
haha... no, I was facepalming myself for being utterly transparent about what I like and don't like. b/c you are basically playing me like a fiddle, or whatever that idiom is. Am putty in your sexy hands.
thanks for helping the newbs / ppl who aren't reading the guidelines
>>23906530
Phew, I was genuinely distraught there. You (and your sweet ass)'ve got a special place in my palms <3
There's no need for thanks. I just want to make sure that these threads are as high-quality as they can be for you lovely ladies nice enough to host them for us and our manly gropers. Plus I like seeing what things other people come up with! I am a hobbyist photographer, after all, so seeing the creativity of others realized is often great inspiration!
A little dirty here, but hard to see.
>>23906530
Oh and...
>For the record, I like it when you're in both of my threads.
You have no idea how hot you are... I would do so many dirty things to you. All of the things. Come to my house right now...
I don't usually get frazzled, but after reading that the sound in my brain was TV static and Jenga blocks falling down the stairs...
Best I can do at work. Dirty and calloused. That's pretty manly, right?
>>23906562
Oh good... let's have hot makeup sex now!
This thread has made vomiting orders about poses and activities my other hobby... I don't know anything about photography, but I know what I like in a photo...
Speaking of creative hobbies... the book reading on top of you is going on my list of scenes for writing next. In my abundant free time...
>>23906579
>I would do so many dirty things to you
christ... please do. I feel weird talking about the nasty things I want to do on this thread, but if you've imagined it, I'm sure I have...
>>23906579
Legitimately signing off now to think about how you and I are going to wish you had more hands and fingers. Hope you come as hard as I do...
>>23906605
Well, assuming you've got good taste in photos, aside from in just those displaying overtly or covertly inuendous images of manhands, you'd probably make a good photographer. It's difficult to put into words sometimes, but a knack for a nice image can make a good photographer as well as any training can.
Scenes for writing? Do you write for /elit/, or SMA? Or something non-/soc/ related?
>Makeup sex
Oh yes. And then after the makeup sex let's get into a fight so we can have aggressive angry sex, and then more makeup sex after that ;)
I want to be in you all night... and I'll save the explicits for when you're here, but suffice for now to say
> I want to be in all three of your threads, at the same time
I was trying to flip the cap at the camera here, but it didn't work out too well. I'll have to work on that one because in my mind it has potential.
>>23906655
Phooey.
I'll certainly be having a good time, and I know you will too ;)
I'm just going to dump the last few of these for any and all who pop in tomorrow.
>>23906670
Had to crop this one a little. But, let me cook for you all. I promise it'll be delicious - you'll have almost as much fun eating as you did watching.
>riveting tale, ol' chap
Will have access to another pair of (probably willing) man hands tomorrow. Post ideas!
>>23906391
>>23906421
>>23906438
>>23906480
>>23906515
>>23906562
>>23906579
>>23906659
>>23906670
Holy fuck I'm glad these were here for when I woke up.
>>23906482
Just trying to figure out why you still have Christmas gifts in june.... nice hand though.
>>23906795
Being delicate with things that are no so delicate. Melting me a bit here.
>tfw you bring your phone into restroom during 1:30 AM bladder relief
>>23906659
Sorry for abrupt departure... Will respond when coherent. You win this round in stamina wars, but it's not over...
>>23906795
Morning, 6'6! Can u help us stay bumped? Books wore me out. Ideas w your coerced extra set of hands:
-gentleman's guide to fist bump. If I see rocket ship, I will die
-play chess
-...
(Fuck... Just lost the idea I had. Am really sorry the macro with arm wrestle didn't pass muster.)
>>23906812
Hey anon. I hope what you're gazing at in this pic are the prior thread and perhaps the guidelines
...
Fans of thread- we need senpai help. Pls comment / request / bump if you care! Back to beddie. xoxo
Glad that these kind of threads got so popular!
>>23907513
I do enjoy being not so delicate with delicate things though
>>23907518
I'll bump I guess.
>is this what I have become. A machine for bumps
Good ideas, I'll see what I can do!
Bumping
>>23907679
>>23907859
>bump machine
Yesssss. I could make an inappropriate joke, but instead I'll say I like you as the bump machine because then I can ogle your wonderful hands and arms more.
>>23908059
>implying this place isn't a breeding ground for inappropriate stuff ;)
Just little ol me
>>23908069
Be my bump machine?
>>23908112
Ain't even mad.
>>23908213
You're back!!
>>23906812
Yeah fuckbag. Neck, jawbone is in the pic. Not full on face. You are stupid.
>>23908242
Why did you say this to yourself? I'm not sure what's happening here...
>>23907518
Everyone has to sleep, even witty sexy dancers.
>be me
>be competitively decent distance runner and sprinter
If you want a comp, you've got your work cut out for you, I assure you I can wear out the best of 'em. But from you, I will always welcome the challenge ;)
>>23907513
I'm glad you like. Unoriginal content, but original pics. I promise to be more creative with the next set - gotta get those panties very soaked.
>>23907559
This is a very nice photograph. How do you like writing with a fountain pen? It's become a craze recently at my university for the grad students. I haven't bought one because is doesn't matter how nice the pen is, terrible script is terrible script. My handwriting looks like it should be done in crayon...
>>23908290
Someone trying to samefag for attention who doesn't understand how IDs work lmao
>>23908300
You should pay more attention, he's no samefag he just replied to his post instead of the poster that replied to his pic.
>>23908290
I'm always down to look at you. And maybe other things. I love seeing food played with, and butts. You and 6'6 seem to be professionals on sexualizing food, and grabbing butts.
>>23908231
I'll bump you as hard as one can bump.
Haaaii
I swear I'm going to retake the shirt and tie stuff, but everytime I want to, I get messaged by people and they keep me busy until it's too late :(
>Gonna start small
>>23908439
Actually wanted to post this pic first, damnit
Just an old one post shower and shave
>>23908406
Guhhhhh this clothes grab.
>>23908439
>>23908449
Both good. I can't wait for the shirt photos :D
>>23908458
We do like some face fuzz
>>23908504
Haha yeah, that's my grip of death (more like grip of rip amirite)
>aka I'm cumming
>>23906421
Always zoom for Books buttocks
>>23906443
>sore
Yep, feelin' it today... Felt other things yesterday IYKWIM. And yes to rough massages, pls! Since your filthy hands aren't here, I'm going to roll my piriformis on a tennis ball.
>>23906463
>undone belt, sweatpants, sex on legs, driving up and down the wall
Feeling weak re-reading and commenting! How did you know that I've thought frequently about my back scraping against a certain brick wall...
>>23906579
>TV static and Jenga
I admit to laughing at this despite my fantasy mouth being overstuffed with your cock at the time
>>23906659
Most of my writing is not on 4chan, but I've posted some explicit stuff here... I guess my cover would be blown if I posted the book reading scene, hm. No matter- it's all good practice. I'm still finding what works and doesn't work as far as scripting since I'm used to MFA descriptive writing which doesn't work at all in scripts...
>three threads
Good god, man! Yes pls. Can't even read this without squirming. (Looking for my tank top which has "degenerate" on it...)
>>23906686
Always zoom for lip piercings and facial hair!!! Ugh. Awfully difficult to get dressed and out the door when one has to keep changing panties ffs!
>>23907559
Leviathan? Or just similar hands to his? Either way, ace pics!
>>23907679
>>23908069
Thank you!!! So much <3 for your bumping and bumps and breeding!! I enjoy the simple stuff like the heart gestures and web slinging poses, too- that stuff was in the other macro that got muffed, boo
>>23908242
over here, dude- your salt was meant for me. I was teasing you for not being thoughtful about pic- not for having requisite parts. Sorry you didn't get that. I find it hard to believe you haven't been mercilessly teased before =)
>>23908290
I claim handicap from physically overexerting your palm rests, aka my buns!! Consider the challenge on, sex on legs. But(t) first, we read...
Speaking of butts... I must haul ass. Sorry for wall o' text, all!!
>>23908449
>>23908439
Jeebus. You are a man's man, thisguyfucks.
>start small
... But end big and hard?! Either way, I don't think it's possible for you to start small...
>>23908213
Ihavenoideawhatimdoing.jpeg
>>23908439
>Man's man
You are also a ladies' man. Hence the unmanageable message flurry! Not a bad prob to have =)
>>23908458
Dis ... Is gud
>>23908550
Lol! You are goofy enough such that when I was getting visions of your sexy hands playing chess with a friend, that I thought you'd inevitably pick up two pawns and start playing with them like they were nips =D
> tat design update?
>>23908736
niiiiice
>>23908741
Hahah, that sounds like me.
Check your email for update! Too crap at drawing old school tats to post here, lol
>anon can I touch your stick?
>dude what?
>nothing
>>23908633
My phone had a little trouble focusing, but ASL finger spelling? ASL finger spelling.
>>23908874
Hahaha! I think it's nice that the stick shift pics cater to all audiences at any rate. I think everyone should do the basic auto shots when they have access:
- forearm extended, hand draped on wheel
- hand on clutch (when avail)
- elbow draped out the window. Not sure whether I was able to get the side mirror pic that was in last thread in the macro, ugh
- hand on passenger seat (where my thighs should be - thx TGF!!)
>will check mail later- and I haven't forgotten about heels. casual Fridays =)
>>23908899
Can't view webm atm, but I do know ASL spelling and that initial frame looks like a "B". Bump?
:o
>>23908973
I thought I'd take one, even though I'm not in the driving seat, hahah.
Being totally Euro and watching football (yes football, not handegg) and drinking beer.
Cheer for France for me, please? :)
Just a couple today
Well, I do have this picture of my cat trying to ignore me, that also shows a hand.
>>23909087
I'm rollin' with it
>>23909239
Handegg! Never heard that before, but I like. Dude, your hand looks like it's an amoeba about to eat your friend's hand. I <3. Bonne chance? Is that how to cheer? Teach us, Msr. Senpai!
>>23909317
Hnnng!!!
>>23909322
Always welcome these pics =)
Contribooting
>>23907547
Yesss!!!!!
>>23907559
Oh art supplies. You should do a webm with theseee!!!!!
>>23908550
You always make me giggle.
>>23908736
You're doing it right
>>23908874
>>23909239
Would gawk at those hands fo-eva!
>>23909087
Oh I like this!
>>23908899
Why did I never think of making this request?
>>23909317
Yiiissssss!!!!
>>23909322
Awwww, doing what they do best.
>>23909395
Don't get too excited now
>>23909405
Neck
>>23909395
It's a bit bigger than his!
Bonne chance, oui! Merci beaucoup ma belle!
But we usually chant "Allez les Bleus!"
>>23909412
I'm glad I can make you giggle, laughing is the way of life!
And haven't you gawked at them for days already? ;)
>>23909405
>>23909429
Thank you, and you have a sexy neck!
>>23909441
Weeks maybe? These threads are going on their third week I think?
>mfw I still gawk at that guitar fondling webm.
>>23909413
Had to hop off wifi, checking for new ID
First time posting, am I doing it right?
>>23909489
a smile and a sleeveless shirt might have been better
but so far, so good!
>>23909412
My signing level is really basic, but I can try to film some others if there is something in particular anyone would like to see.
>>23909459
Oh, already? Time flies by!
>really? Wanna make a new one, with you taking the guitars' place?
>>23909525
My knowledge is pretty basic as well. I just like to see it so I'm happy with whatever.
>>23909532
Is that even a question you had to ask. Yes yes I would!
>>23909607
I might do more than just feel you up though.
>France won. I'm happy
>>23909413
Too late. Excited
>>23909429
Yissss
>>23909441
If only my cans were in your hand instead
>>23909489
Looking good! Moar
>>23909729
If he gets your cans, can I have your melons then? Prefer fruit anyway
>>23909729
What are we goona do with you?
>>23909633
You say that like I wouldn't want you to. You know I do.
>>23909742
Ohhhhh fuzz.
>>23909746
Oh my god. Good jesus your hands and arms.
>>23909742
From the girl who can come from melons playing alone? Absolutely. My ass is a peach, too. I'm a fruit salad
>>23909746
Fill me out like an application?
>>23909729
Let me have both cans and melons.
>>23909767
I know you do, and I know exactly what do with you.
I broke my glasses celebrating. Gg.
>>23909790
Sorry, too late, all fruits are mine
>>23909776
Hmm, I love a good fruit salad, what else are you made of?
>>23909821
Nah, I'm the vegan. I have dibs on the fruits. You go play with your meat ;D
>>23909790
Jesus christ... Wet!!!
>>23909821
Have been also told that my honey pot is sweet... (But then I laughed and punched the guy that said that. It's all good. I am OK w/ giggles during sexy times!)
>>23909835
Hahaha... I know these jokes are not original, but I'm laughing anyway
>>23909862
FFS! How many mobile IDs can one have?!?!?
>>23909785
I'll make sure I take my time with it
>>23909767
You mean this?
>>23909862
Sit on my face and make as wet as in the picture
Also I am too drunk to make original jokes, haha
>>23909835
I would prefer >>23909862 plays with my meat then, but I still want her fruits
>>23909914
Just like that, but more so on my thighs.
>>23909790
If you know, let's do it.
>>23909906
Yessir, make sure all the blanks are filled in
>>23909914
Dat is a nice grip
>>23909936
Haha! How I <3 my lush, 6'6
>>23909945
oH SHIT!!!! Gawd, I'm ripe all over for this. Holynnnnnnffffgfff
Getting ready to cry again...
>>23909960
It involves alot of choking, slapping and hair pulling.
So yeah, we're gonna have a good time.
>>23910016
Better not too ripe, I like sour fruits
>>23910018
How know I love that
>>23910117
How did you know* fucking jesus christ samsung.
>>23910018
where is your other hand? Better be in your shorts...
>>23910049
>tfw I'm sitting in a parking garage to have a moment with your package
>>23910135
Hmmm
>Downside of having big hands
I think I'm in love with hot cooking guy.
>>23910155
Oh fuck. My mind and vagina just melted. Pls help.
>>23910162
He goes by Books.
>>23910155
I've lost count of how many orgasm faces I made with your pics. Faaaaaaack
>>23910117
Unlike Jon Snow, I know alot of things.
>>23910135
It was holding the phone. Now that I'm home, it's going down my pants though.
Picture might be potato as fick. Drunk and no glasses so I have no idea if I'm just imagining decentralisering pic quality.
>>23910196
Gee, thanks for cooperating, Samsung.
>>23910162
You and everyone else with a vagina, yup. (And likely several folks with cock)
>>23910190
Oh! Pleasant surprise to see a gif
>I cannot imagine what passerby who see me in the car are thinking
>>23910196
Fucking hell. If I were home, I'd send you the pics of the patent nude 5" heels with mah arches front and center. You could imagine grabbing my ankles and doing whatever the hell you wanted with that incessant boner...
>>23910224
>>23910196
>when we both blame Samsung and both booze.
Pic not arms but also related?
Hi.
I was warming up and decided it'd be nice for this thread. Here's a webm, can make it into a gif if need be!
[apologies for the shite quality]
>>23910257
>definitely trying to cause my heart to fail tonight
>>23910251
Lol!!! And yah, catwoman- you've got da hair kissed w fire a la Ygritte. Luv u, gurl!
>>23910230
Chicago Bulls fan? Sorry, I am a sports dummy.
>>23910265
Maybe.
On a side note, we're really burning through threads fast these days, huh?
>>23910259
My jam nigi
>>23910184
Will gladly lick every drop of you off the floor.
>>23910192
>>23910224
Okay, now you have done it, I was just considering it before, but wasn't sure, but now I want those heels too.
>Here have another, or 3, potato (to be) pic
>>23910279
>bulls fan
you could say that
>>23910289
ayyyyy
>>23910295
I discovered a new way to edge:
Browse this thread. Sit in Friday traffic. Remember that you don't have heated seats and that it's summer and you already used the restroom, so that warmth between your legs is something else. Read explicit dirty talk. thank the cosmos that traffic is not moving so that you don't have to move your legs to press any pedals. Mmmhmm.
>fantasy version is always better than reality, not to worry friend. 6'6 is just a weirdo!
>>23908736
>>23908818
>>23909412
Thanks, but I still don't feel like I know what pics you people want.
I've got some incoming
>>23907559
>A fellow dip penner
hnnnnnng
Do you have any more dip pens or fountain pens? moremoremore!
>>23910318
Quite good
Woo!
>>23909395
In that case, here's the other cat keeping me company while I shitpost
>>23908899
Finally saw this and <3 =D
>>23910257
>>23910286
Weldbro! The only thing burning faster would be our delicates!
>>23910259
Shred it, ty
So where are the tits and timestamp? This thread seems like a bunch of faggots and betas with skinny hands
>>23910224
Oh my, that's sexy as fuck.
I'm picturing you on your stomach, arms behind your back, holding your heels while you lay there with my cock in your mouth.
Thank you for that image.
>>23910251
Will you be my queen in the North?
>I am going to Lord-command the fuck out of you when I get my hands on you.
>>23911789
GD it. Now I have that image in my head too. Pls fuck my face hard with the occasional slap...
>how can I be so turned on and still bust out into giggles at your banter?
>>23911815
Oh yeah, and grab your hair to push you down on me.
Now make sure you're loud and messy down there, or you won't be having no orgasms later.
>it's blood magic
>>23911873
>forgets picture
>>23911873
When you tell me to look at you, you're gonna see mascara and tears running down my face.
Damn. Maybe try to find a pair of ankles to hold in one hand today?! I kinda want to wrap them around your cute neck before you push into me
>oh you're working magic in my blood alright
>>23911920
What a pretty sight.
I can try to do that, I'll do my best!
You should wrap em around my neck, and hold on tight because it's gonna be a rough ride.
>for the night is dark, and full of pleasures
I see I'm late to the new thread. Oh well, at least i get to have all my hotness in one, magnificent dose.
>>23910190
>>23910230
>>23910300
>>23911965
Lol! Sorry if that was a little too mundane. Tends to get rough and messy over here. Have a great day.
>>23912025
Haha no not at all!
You too, although I guess it's good night in your case :)
>>23910318
This is so cute.
>>23910517
You're doing well.
>>23911193
Per these threads the black and white kitty was very popular this year. This is the 4th!
>>23911789
>Lord-command the fuck out of you
Mmmffff yes please.
So remind me again who was torque?
>>23912064
The words of our house would be "Hear me moan".
Good morning, thread.
Haven't posted in one of these for a while
The thing in my hand is a piece of ash that's hopefully gonna become a bow
I can guarantee the picture will be the wrong way up because mobile
>>23906369
Not OC, but you'll probably like it.
Amirite?
>>23912146
Skittles?
And you're probably right.
>>23912444
Webms I can't watch till later :(
>>23912482
That I'd like to see. More woodworking hands.
>>23912528
Skittles!
>>23912528
Just means you'll have something to look forward to, right?
Also bump.
;D
>>23912970
This better be a hint to an upcoming webm, or you're in trouble.
>>23912870
I suppose you're right, but I'm very impatient
This is a weird thread
>>23912082
Ah. The guy who has the red and blue plaid couch. We gotta come up with a diff name for you
>>23912146
hahah. 6'6 - lord of the house of orgy
>>23912444
Oh hey!
>>23912482
That's a cool pic. Not trying to be jokey, I swear, but are you gonna have to get the wood wet to shape the bow and set it? Or do you just whittle out the shape.
>>23912970
Come get your strawberries in my patch
>I know, that was meh
>>23913095
Strong
>>23910376
That's okay, I'm weird as well, but you offered me some of those in the last thread, that sounded too good :P
>>23912146
Kek, sounds like a good house.
>>23913005
>but I'm very impatient
We're in the same boat there, rough life.
Also managed to do the shirt and tie stuff
Anyone ever been hot for teacher?
>>23913005
Sorry, no webm :(
>>23913154
Haha yes, that's my house alright ;)
>strawberries in my patch
Lol! I'll take you up on your offer!
>>23913155
It's the best house. Your house words would be "Women are coming"
Sorry for the blurry pic. It's a screenshot :c
>>23913200
Statistics?
>>23913200
Lighting wasn't so good for this set, buuut I decided to take some pictures after practicing my lectures for next week - teaching my undergrads basic stats next week - and I thought you ladies might like a little fling with the TA. This set does tell a little story IMO, so you should use your imaginations ;)
>>23913205
Yah, basic stats. We're covering descriptives, Chi square, t-test, regression, and correlation.
>>23913200
Oh FUCK ME HARD. Your timing is the worst!
>>23913219
Actually, you fucked me at least 4 times last night. But now I can't banter with you about where I want you to stick your Gaussian, and 2-tail tests
>>23913232
>>23913239
I would argue that my timing is actually impeccable. I hope you're not overdispersed from last night because I've got a Generalized Linear Model I'd like to run on you a few times.
>Definitely assuming emergent properties.
Oh yeah. I found a doggo
>>23913265
Well, I guess it's a little more curvilinear. And that 95% CI?
>Thiiick
>>23913265
I ran a regression of ladyboners as the dependent variable and the coefficient of your pics is off the charts. We're gonna have to use a natural log to chart
>>23913204
Trouble.
>>23913200
>>23913219
>>23913223
>>23913265
We'll fuck. I don't know how I'm going to work the rest of the day with seeing this now. And now I want to go to college.
>>23913270
Ahhhh so cuteeee
>>23913277
Pls stop... My nerd ladyboner is going non-deterministic
>>23913278
I think common log might be more appropriate.
>>23913284
You can be in my class. I'll teach you anything you want to learn about biology.
>>23913223
Haha this is gold man 10
>>23913301
You could teach me a lot.
>>23913301
Pls probe further... You won't find any ovaries BECAUSE THEY'VE FUCKING EXPLODED
Get your filthy piercings and fuzz btwn my legs at once
Starting it off slow, although A6Ybbrdm already did the warming up, and highly likely a lot more.
>>23913304
Well thanks, I hope you enjoy the set :)
>>23913297
Hmm, I don't encounter non-deterministic, or eve chaotic, for that matter, models very often in ecology. Usually it's only pretty standard models that are just not very good.
>Ecology
>When an r-square of 0.5 is a phenomenal fit
>>23913307
What would you want to learn about?
>>23913327
You fuckers owe me a new phone bc I'm just going to throw mine out the window in a sad, ovary-less frustrated mess.
(Yes, I know ovaries have nothing to do with arousal, but I'm staying in the fangirl moment)
>>23913338
>non deterministic
That's bc you haven't modeled quantum chaotic effects... I'm your nonstandard special girl. Let's fuck. @47;$/&ugh
>>23913354
Are you trying to bribe your TA with sex acts?
>>23913376
>>23913376
Because that is behavior for which I will have to take punitive recourse.
>>23913284
What kind of trouble? Don't think you're in a position to make threats ;)
>>23913383
But perhaps first, a little punitive intercourse.
>>23913376
Not a bribe if you're willing. Our adjusted r-square is a 1.0. I can give you the tightest fit possible!
>facepalm
>>23913389
predicting a paddle in 5... 4... 3...
>>23913390
Oh don't I believe that. I hope we won't be using any smoothing either. I like to feel that fit.
Also... I still think it's called a bribe if the bribee is willing to accept the bribe ;)
>>23913397
I have to pull my sleeves up a little before we get to the more suggestive parts.
>>23913155
>>23913327
I need to change timezones. I can't believe I'm going to miss this drop. (Bossypants on never ending mobile ID changes)
>>23913417
Even more fun to look forward to after you wake up though.
>>23913417
Yeah Bossypants. You need to change to GMT.
>>23913405
Oh right re: bribe. I think my cognitive ability got caught in the wake of panty decimation / ovary explosion
>>23913429
Not going to sleep =) I do have to be serious and command presence, though so thanks for not helping in that regard!!! Later...
>>23913459
Happens to the best of us.
wtf happened to the other post I just made a few minutes ago?
If you break any fingers it is important to get them straightened before they heal. Otherwise you end up with a mess like this.
So quiet in here
>>23913709
That shirt and tie is fantastic.
>>23913154
I think I'm just gonna take off wood as evenly as I can till the limbs are flexible enough, this is my first time trying this so I'm gonna try and make it as simple as possible
The back of the bow is mostly untouched because it's pretty much taking the curved shape of the tree it used to be, so I'm gonna shave off loads of wood from the belly and hope it goes well
It has a natural curve away from the user which I suppose is good for a bit of extra power
>>23913424
fapped
>>23913840
i'd suck on that blister
Bumping
>>23913424
I have a feeling I'm gonna like this when I see it
>>23913429
Lookin' guuuuud!!!
>>23913432
Or at least I need to start scheduling around when you guys make your appearances!
>>23913491
Where did u go??!? Dat stick aaaahhhhhh!!! What happened?!
>>23913522
Idk, that's kinda manly
>>23913709
Jesus...
>>23913738
How did I miss the DOGGIE?!?!? *shriekinng at a frequency so high that dogs around the world are irked*
>>23913799
I look forward to seeing the process and finished product, truly (despite not caring for range weapons)
>>23913864
Lol!!
>>23913376
>>23913383
>>23913389
>>23913405
>>23913411
>>23913491
Annnnnd missed him again. But the trail of photos is wonderful.
>>23913384
>>23914055
You're probably right, buuuuuut it's fun to do it anyway.
Kitty looks so mad and the dog is too cute for wordssss!!!!!
>>23913840
>>23913838
>>23913835
Oh heeeeyyyyyy
>>23913799
I hope we get to see the finished product.
>>23913709
Yes it is, are we getting more of this?!
>>23912444
Oh hiiiii, finally able to watch webm with your beautiful hair!!!
whoohoo i made it to the macro :)
>>23914139
>>23914226
Oh, there is a lot more, whole set is over 30 pics or so in total, tie pulling, shirt & tie, unbuttoning the shirt, shirt grabbing and some of the poses you requested in earlier threads.
Just wanted to wait for more of you to be here, gonna take some time to post all of that ;)
>>23914460
Holy shit that arm.
>>23914569
Mmmffff yes! God I love that.... tie.
And you're such a tease I enjoy it.
>>23914615
I like that tie and shirt together, sadly can't wear it with a suit, just put on my jacket for some more class :P
>>23914139
Yeah!
I don't know how you missed the doggie!? He certainly missed me, he had me pet him for like two hours.
He'd put his head under my arm and pull it to his back when I stopped, haha.
>>23914226
Kitty wasn't maad! And doggie is wonderful <3
had to dress up for a frat-party yesterday, so i thought I might seize the opportunity :>
>>23914635
Why not? It's a all so spiffy!
>>23914698
Most kitties look sassy to me. That dog needs someone to roll on the floor with him
>>23914758
That cat is super sassy. SUPER sassy.
She meows back whenever you say her name in a tone she dislikes.
He has a friend to roll around on the floor with, but when I'm over he's just clinging to me.
>>23914139
>>23914226
I'm around. I just had stuff to do, and the thread went quiet so I decided to save it for when we could share some banter.
Mostly just wishing the rain would go away so I can go to the pool.
>>23914758
Sure, I love the color and all, but the arms are a bit too short, usually only wear it with the sleeves rolled up.
My arms are just too long.
>>23914758
>>23914774
All kitties are, that's why we love them so much, I guess...
>>23914774
Hold my butt like you hold that warm cup of tea?
>>23914838
Oh good! These teacher pictures are killing me a bit. That yardstick and flattened palm mmmfff!!!!
>>23914858
We'll I'm glad you're here to share your fuzz.
>>23914876
Rolling of sleeves is one of my weakenesses. Too short or not. And 'dat tie pulling.
>>23914917
A TA's favorite tool for disciplining students ;)
>>23914933
Well, I definitely need disciplined, where do I stand in line?
>>23914917
>>23914936
You'll stand right here, right in front of me...
>>23914917
Did you know Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear?
>>23914952
And you'll keep quiet. Do you understand?
Some more "untieing"
>>23914959
Fuzzy wuzzy wears the same watch as me. Twinsies.
Any love for skeleton hands?
>>23914959
Your bed looks a lot like my old one when I was small
>Last tie pulling pic
>>23914951
Ahhh killing me right now.
>>23914952
>>23914962
Yes sir!
>>23914959
Someone told me that, but I had no idea it was true!
>>23914965
But I'd like to tie you up.
>>23914967
Owe me a gin and tonic
>>23914974
Good girl. Shall we get started on your... lesson... then?
>>23914460
I think your arm is bigger than my leg
Wtf VEINS
>>23914635
Have mercy...
>>23914698
I didn't think EU had dogs, just cats ;)
>>23914753
>>23914756
M-moar
>>23914774
Fingers for dayyyyyyz
>>23914838
I want you to do atrocious things to me with dat yardstick
>>23914989
If my attitude gets more decipline, then all I have to say was, I was waiting on you, TA.
>>23914969
Yes!
>>23914980
You buy me a Left Hand Nitro and you've got yourself a deal.
>>23914991
Atrocious, unspeakable, filthy things... I would do them all to you ;)
>>23914993
Today's lesson in male anatomy. Physical engagement is required for full credit.
>>23914998
Thank you! I wasn't sure if anyone would be into them. Any requests?
>>23914933
>>23914951
>>23914952
>>23914962
>>23914965
>>23914973
>>23914989
GD it. Need to set an explicit filth time with you all. I'm a fucking animal right now. Probably going to jump the first cock I see.
made another one with actual audio (as my camera will not pick up fingerstyle for the life of it). Sobering up after smoking up, so not the cleanest cut, but close enough.
https://clyp.it/4brraqb4
>>23910965
thank you!
>>23911419
gladly \m/
>>23912064
:)
>>23915014
Fully prepared to get full credit.
>>23915020
You should check the pastebin at the top of the thread!!
>>23915024
If this thread says anything, one thing we love are guitar players.
>>23915014
Purposefully teasing by leaving the piercings juuuuust in the pic. Can't even.
>>23915021
I've got a very nice one waiting right here.
>>23915025
Let's begin.
>>23915062
I'm just melting... I mean waiting.
>>23915046 speaks the truth. Shredders are hhhnnnnnnnng.
>admits to fainting at G3 concerts from overexcitement and forgetting to drink water
>>23915050
I had to crop some of them, just a little. But I couldn't very well forget the needs of an special someones, now could I? That wouldn't be very nice.
>>23915062
The male torso can be characterized distinctly from the female torso is a few ways. Less-wide hips, and generally larger processes and other ligament attachments, for larger torso muscles, including pectoral, and shoulder group muscles include some of the most obvious.
>>23915062
I admit to having a popsicle at this event today and using my tongue and lips on it as if it were the legendary 2-hander
>>23915097
The only anatomy lesson I ever enjoyed.
>>23915046
>>23915075
and they love you back.
>>23915071
Be sure you are paying full attention, and taking notes. Other parts of the body are better indicators of the sex of the individual. The primary, and secondary sex ogans, for instance. These can vary in shape... and size, but nearly without exception males will possess external genitalia, while females do not but do have wonderful, supple breasts. Your TA can assist you with additional pointers where you may be having trouble.
>>23915138
The significance of 9" is not lost on me
>>23915133
Omg. And I <3 you for covering the feet!!!!!!!!!!!! It brings a tear to my eye.
>>23915133
The fingers to a guitar player play some lovely songs, not just on a guitar. Those might be the cleanest socks I've seen on a man. I'm beyond impressed right now.
>>23915138
Having some trouble.
>>23915146
Actually, I was pointing to 8.5", but, glad to know that that was as not-so-subtle as I wanted it to be ;)
>>23915128
Good, I'm glad you enjoyed the lesson. We'll schedule another after class next time we meet. Can you be there?
>>23915162
The answer is always yes, please.
>>23915162
>8.5" or 9"
either way, the sad reality is that it's just the tip in the main thread. You'll have to use others for 100% coverage.
>>23915180
Good, then next time we'll cover the female anatomy. Hmm, we'll have to find a model, or two... or three... who don't mind nudity, or physical interaction in front of others.
>>23915183
I've yet to find anyone who can do 100% coverage, but keep your eyes open because I'll probably drop hints ;)
>>23915151
Of course anon, figured better safe than sorry!
Also, you might want to check if generation axe is playing somewhere near you. You'll go wild.
>>23915161
The is we get a lot of practice on more than just guitars ;)
>socks
Yeah, I wouldn't be caught with anything else other than clean socks -only filthy thing I'd tolerate is your behavior.
>>23915230
Was just doing a few poses after the set finished.
>>23915300
Oh god. Break me. I mean, it. Ugh.
>>23915300
Also being silly and pretending to do martial arts.
