MALE SEXY AUDIO (MSA)
Dirty talk, audio masturbation, vocal smut and shenanigans all recorded on vocaroo or other sites and posted.
Be as tame, romantic, sensual or filthy as you like. Record your masturbation, try some scripts, improv, sing, play music, talk about your favorite sexual fantasies, and/or just look for requests on the thread.
Be creative!
Please remember to tag your post with your Thread name, the request link and/or title and type of work (song, fap, script, etc...)
And if you sing please put the title on it.
All content is welcome here, but please keep in mind:
>Please keep long scripts and extreme scripts in pastebins (http://pastebin.com)
>Name and picture requests can be fulfilled, though name and picture requests more often than not, will be overlooked.
>Contactfagging is discouraged, please keep it to a minimum.
>Please only post an establishing post if you're a scriptwriter, performer or your id has changed.
>Refrain from spamming the thread.
>General 4chan and /soc/ rules apply.
>Please be civil towards the people.
If you have a request please tag it with <<Request>> or something along those lines.
Previous thread: >>22639122
AUDIO HOSTING SITES
http://www.vocaroo.com
http://tindeck.com/
http://www.picosong.com
http://clyp.it/
http://www.chirbit.com
http://soundgasm.net
https://soundcloud.com
TEXT-HOSTING
PASTEBIN: http://pastebin.com/
SOUND EDITING SOFTWARE
Audacity.sourceforge.net Best Free Recording Software on the Interwebs
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POPULAR SCRIPTS/SHENANIGANS
MSA Masterbin
http://pastebin.com/u/MSA-MasterBin
MALE Audio Scripts Mega-Archive
http://pastebin.com/TfqSfsKg
Questions for New Boys
http://pastebin.com/ssMAgcpb
Villian Marriage Proposal
http://pastebin.com/B9S1k68j
My Pet
http://pastebin.com/rmMkxuFN
Love Letter to Mistress
http://pastebin.com/tdgxuGbq
Ollie's Thread Panels
http://imgur.com/a/a2IMd
Azula's Thread Panels
http://imgur.com/a/DRF8J#0
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MSA <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
THE 100-1 CHALLENGE
All you have to do is to count slowly down from 100 all the way down to 1, as you masturbate. The challenge is to try and hold back your orgasm until you reach 1, and then come for us delightfully.
Sounds easy, but it's harder than you think - generally about a third of the guys make it to 1, and two thirds come before they reach 1. Can you do it?
For the record, it's totally okay to come before you get to 1 if you want to, it's just more fun for you if you at least try to hold it back as long as you can...
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EDGING--Masturbating as close to getting off without getting off as you can. Some like to rinse/repeat and do this over the span of a few days or weeks until they can't take it anymore, others just do once in a single session leaving themselves unfulfilled, and some do it repeatedly in a single session until they get off.- Why try this? For some it's about willpower, for some masochism, others it's just about the fun of driving themselves out of their mind with sexual frustration until they can't take it anymore which listeners usually quite enjoy.
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REMEMBER:
WE LOVE REQUESTS. No matter how stupid, off topic, kinky, weird or wonderful you may think your request is. If you have a fetish, a need for a lullaby, desire for a joke, or a script you want read- you're bound to find a bevvy of male performers willing to satisfy your every whim.
If you don't post your desires, we can't fulfill them- so don't be shy.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MSA <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
I posted at the end of last thread, but I'm new so I answered the new boy questions
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11ZMXYFOwsz
this is a weird/potentially controversial request but can someone do a nazi officer audio? something a bit rough with butt fucking. if I was decent at writing I'd write a script.
Dizzy establishing :3
Chirbit:
http://www.chirbit.com/DizzyTalks
Nerdy Improv About Getting Caught Fapping:
http://chirb.it/Ih9Kge
Morning Sex:
http://chirb.it/N5bgfD
Nerdy Stuttery Guy Jacking Off:
http://chirb.it/04e3LH
Shlicking Instructions:
http://chirb.it/3dJs8f
>>22736036
Your shy nerd voice is the best.. I had a chance to listen to them all and had to step outside to cool off. Roommates are home rn and Killin the vibe.
>>22736058
Hehe, thank you, didn't think it'd do that! :3
>>22736036
What about some kind of fingering audio? I'll leave the details all to you.
>>22735458
Luger here, I can already tell this thread is going places. Will do something after work, stay tuned.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Hz6GMHyzNO
I tried a wee Scottish song
someone please do a desperate one!! like one where you're moaning and you're begging for me to take my clothes off / touch you / let you fuck me
bump because i really want my request filled
i also really like the idea of the guy toying with me, teasing me, seeing how much i want it
>>22736206
What exactly would you want to hear?
>>22736373
What it feels like to you, how it makes you feel, panting etc.. play with yourself. give me something to use while I touch myself
>>22735458
/r/ing this too
>>22736627
>>22735458
OY VEY! BAD GOYIM! DON'T YOU WANT THE SUPERIOR BLACK DICK?
>>22736036
your voice is hot as fuck, my god, you are so nerdy and cute, fuck.
>>22736648
>Tfw you knew this was Luger before you saw his establishing post
>>22737026
Dude, someone requested a Nazi officer audio.
It was like "Luger, get in here!"
Better than what this girl got fromt his 10 pump-chump
http://canariasnoticias.es/gran-canaria/practicando-sexo-plena-luz-del-dia-en-el-parque-chona-madera
>>22737026
>>22737051
>tfw being recognized
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MqDxqfyUys
>>22736627
>>22735458
Guten abend, my dearies. This is probably the longest script I've written yet. I've saved this scrip for future reference and will probably extend it more for some more hardcore bdsm, torture and other stuff to make sure you spill the beans.
>http://chirb.it/MKckFg
>Link to the script: http://pastebin.com/vmaKP6wc
>>22735255
waynegraysongerbil here
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mmjLvDYRHP
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EQiG7juuih
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HB4WwfmXMo
>>22737618
ffff. original requester here. didn't expect it to be filled so quick, thanks!! i shamefully schlicked to this.
>big nazi fetish
so i definitely would be up for an extension of the script, whenever that happens :') (or just more nazi audios in general lol)
So this is my first time doing any sort of audio and feedback would be appreciated. I read the beginning of a children's story (the clicking is turning the virtual page) so sorry if it isn't saucy.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1liBCtb3vwK
>>22737687
Not lewd but if you want some more Nazi audio: http://chirb.it/B9Mfqx
The war speech of Ze Major from Hellsing Ultimate
I also recorded some Nazi marching songs (Erika, Das Panzerlied)
>>22736386
I'm not sure if you're asking me to finger myself XP
>>22736822
Oh hush, you're making me smile :3
So many listens to my Nazi Officer one.
http://chirb.it/LL8Pth
More ramblings since I got a few topics to talk about.
>Ask me questions and requests! I wanna do way more shit than that.
>Whats womens obsession of getting violently fucked by Nazis
>Who is Luger anyway
>Luger's weird obsession with the human body
>Luger's half-assed analysis of weird fetishes
>Requests of anons you know who have a fucked up life
>implying Luger does any work
Enjoy.
>>22738270
to answer your question in your rambles-
i haven't been on /soc/ since school has started so my request was the first time i'd been on msa in a while and found it funny that apparently in the time i've been gone some man with a nazi persona has arrived. good timing? anyways i myself am actually not all that submissive, most of the ~sexy stuff i like has to do with dominating men. politically i'm definitely on the left. i suppose i get aroused from the idea of being dominated by nazi just because it's taboo? and then as someone who isn't generally into the idea of being submissive, i think a lot of women view nazis as being really masculine, dominant, and overall 'alpha male'. there's a darkness to it and i think that really completes the 'dominant male' role for them, or at least it does for me lol if i decide to be submissive i know i really want someone who fits my idea of real dominance. imo i find a lot of male doms to be big weenie nerds that i cannot take seriously. the idea of a nazi man dominating me, however, is something i can definitely take seriously lol.
sage bc i don't think anyone cares too much haha
but also, if you do decide to more with this in the future...could you do a scenario with like, a nazi finding out the listener has a crush on him? don't care too much what happens afterwards as long as there's a lot of teasing/making fun involved and some roughness.
thanks for humoring me/us
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1naJYltGmVO
I'm new here so I decided to read out the remember remember poem.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09sSqO4nCeD
Requesting some more JOIs!
Helion here with a fap audio/ramble... well ok it's more a ramble/rant leading into a fap but hey-ho ;)
>Ramble fap
http://chirb.it/nqmcbx
![[Bants Intensify].png](https://i.imgur.com/cJqeSSe.png "[Bants Intensify].png")
taking requests for what to say in a deep australian accent
give me suggestions
>>22739096
"There ain't no escapin', mate."
I'm trying to see which voice people prefer, so I read a poem I wrote twice, once with my normal voice (1st one) and once with a lower(hopefully) pitched voice(2nd one). Any feedback would be great.
1st one: normal voice http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aAMQ4LZxq4
2nd one: lower pitch http://vocaroo.com/i/s0B2IiqSRdnN
>>22739191
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16cfS44NCPK
here you go m8
>>22739217
Sound quality needs work, otherwise that was lovely.
>>22739195
What is that background noise?
Both are nice in different ways. I feel like the second one suits what you were reading more?
The first one is more natural, though, which is lovely.
>>22739267
The backround noise is the blinds in my room. I didn't even notice.
I often get told I sound really young and/or gay by clan members in TS so I was looking for feedback haha.
If anyone wants I can do non-lewd requests
And a gaming ramble as well, and I'm out...
http://chirb.it/eA1M15
-Helion
here's the fairytale in russian language
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kT1DxCnw3x
I'm still here!
http://www.chirbit.com/doitdoitdoit
i just want someone to ****whisper** lewd stuff into their microphone directed at a girl so i can get off
please
>>22739340
oh god please do >>22739681 in russian
>>22739686
Seconded.
>>22739712
i swear to christ that language makes me wetter than anything on the fucking planet it is so sexy
russians fucking purr when they speak and i bet they don't even realize
>>22737618
>>22738331
I'm the exact opposite. But damn... was not expecting to like that so much.
To me, the nazis are camp at best and the triumph of souless industrialization at worst. And... the warrior caste rather than the priest-king? Really? I can't take mass produced parts seriously as a source of malevolence and spite.
But again. DAMN.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04W5dPHMReU
Hope I did a good job.
>>22739686
PLSSSSSSS
>>22738331
samesamesame
>>22740688
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BHuPjfeRBP
>>22740697
THANK YOU SO MUCH OMFG <3
i think i'm in love *-*
your voice is so amazing
i don't think i've ever gotten that wet so fast hahaha
plsloveme
>>22740697
Who. Are. You.
>>22740708
wow, didn't think i'd get that reaction
happy to serve!
>>22740839
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0clZI4aroQq
Singer/Singing. Here is an original.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qcVrVAsFLF
>>22741049
Oh I like you!
>>22741077
Pls sing more plssss
>>22741085
Anseo a théann tú.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09xHKnJR2yR
>>22741154
Hnnng I could listen to you sing for hours
>>22741164
Why, thank you. Here is one in Welsh - my first language; accompanied with my friend.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1u1G0HutLiE
>>22741337
So gorgeous omg :3
Do you guys like Irish music?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KmESMUYpDx
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0r7mbN9XZOk
HI THERE
>>22739681
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eR1ruBR7fy
Now with lyrics!)
Здpaвcтвyй, cлaдкaя мoя. Жaль, чтo я нe знaю твoeгo имeни. Taк cлaвнo былo бы нeжнo шeптaть eгo тeбe нa yшкo, чyвcтвyя apoмaт твoих вoлoc. Tвoй зaпaх cвoдит мeня c yмa.
O, кaк хoтeл бы я oкaзaтьcя ceйчac pядoм c тoбoй! Пpижaть к ceбe твoe тpeпeщyщee тeлo, пoчyвcтвoвaть пoд cжимaющимиcя пaльцaми eгo пoдaтливyю мягкocть! Хoчy лeгoнькo кycaть твoю нeжнyю шeйкy, тaк чтo бы ты вздpaгивaлa и cтoнaлa. Я yлoжил бы тeбя в кpoвaткy, и пoкpыл бы пoцeлyями вce твoe тeлo. Зaтeм я cтaл бы лacкaть твoи гpyдки, нeжнo cжимaя гyбaми твoи cocoчки, щeкoчa их языкoм и cлeгкa пpикycывaя зyбaми. Зaтeм, мoй язык, ocтaвив влaжнyю дopoжкy, cocкoльзнyл бы пo твoeмy тeлy вниз, к твoeй cлaдкoй киcкe. Я вижy, ты yжe cтaлa влaжнoй для мeня. Хopoшaя дeвoчкa! Mнe тaк нpaвитcя твoй пьянящий вкyc. Hpaвитcя, кaк ты изгибaeшьcя и cтoнeшь, пoкa мoй язык лacкaeт твoи cлaдкиe дыpoчки. Я бы дoлгo, нeжнo oблизывaл тeбя, пoкa ты нe кoнчилa бы. Toгдa я пoднялcя бы к твoeмy лицy, и oбняв, cтaл цeлoвaть тeбя. Teпepь пocмoтpи мнe в глaзa и cкaжи - тeбe пoнpaвилocь?
>>22741049
i am like 100% sure that your voice is the sexiest voice ever
like holyyyyyyyyy <3
>>22739727
also, here's a loud voice:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1odBDYkwVm5
>>22741999
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0r7mbN9XZOk
Femanon, MOAR!
I LOVE Dropkick Murphys and Flogging Molly
Please don't make me beg...
>>22739681
Seriously, Femanon here, and I came for some sexy recordings!
Tell me what you want to do to me... ;o
>>22742374
Aw, ur making me all fuzzy inside.
but ur too kind. there's a lot of handsome gentlemen here. this thread just started and there's bound to be a couple of more voices u'd be able to fawn over;D
>>22742609
I did this for someone couple days ago
http://chirb.it/pcEO82
![[DeadFish] Puella Magi Madoka Magica - 07 [BD][720p][AAC].mp4_snapshot_12.19_[2014.03.21_21.37.24].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qhP1wrr.jpg "[DeadFish] Puella Magi Madoka Magica - 07 [BD][720p][AAC].mp4_snapshot_12.19_[2014.03.21_21.37.24].jpg")
So, my dog died this morning. She was really old, but I'm still pretty gutted about it. A family friend heard about it and she said something along the lines of "Don't worry, you can get another one" and it made me feel sick.
I don't like telling my friends about things like this because I feel like I'm just making things awkward or manipulating them for attention. Can someone just say comforting things? I'd appreciate it.
>>22742740
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XejgI5alHb
>>22742597
Well, here's a song as old as the hills themselves but I know the Dropkick Murphys covered it.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kheURMCWlN
>>22742762
This calmed me down a bit. Thank you, your voice is comfy.
>dat bit about having new experiences with another dog
I didn't think of it that way. I'm glad I didn't blow up at the person who mentioned getting another dog now.
>tfw no sheep to gently pat
>>22743113
indeed
>>22743211
Found a video of you, you sheepshagger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maVxrRBxgas
Any advice for someone who wan't to start performing for MSA?
>>22743223
I never saw ed ed n eddy
we didn't have cable when I was a kid
Only between 2 and 3 channels
>>22743233
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx_ao0
also check out some of the op links
MidnightRambler has some great tips
>>22743302
First off, Thanks for the inspiration. :p
As for the chirbit:
http://chirb.it/zAgfqc
Sorry I messed up the audio, I'll try to fix it next one
>>22742317
fuuuck yes
can I keep you?
or you can keep me, whatever works
I have come with a chibits and hopefully better quality. I answered new boy questions clean and dirty. http://chirb.it/sKgtP1
>>22742655
i am honestly speechless <3
like
wowowowowow
do you have skype, or anything I could contact you on? i'd make it worth your while! <3 hehe
>>22743682
keep you? mmm... maybe we'll find a way)
>>22745295
https://discord.gg/0aI1DZzezpfI7FUE
24 hour link
otherwise, I'm in the "discord n chill" chat that appears sometimes on /soc/
Goooood morning, /msa/!
Warning: might be loud!
http://chirb.it/ODgbGy
>>22746292
heheh
anyway, can you post more?
>>22742765
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kheURMCWlN
I LOOOOVE IT!
It's a lot slower than the Dropkick Murphy's one...
Get off page 10 MSA... You were doing really well there.
can someone make something smutty for big/chubby girls? sorry if that's really vague. doesn't need to be like "MMM BABY I WANNA FUCK THESE FAT ROLLS" but just something that positively acknowledges the fact lol. could be kinky or vanilla. a lot of audio is relatively neutral but am interested in hearing something geared towards chubs/has a few mentions here and there.
Bump...
Crow here. Wassssssupp?
My Chirbit
http://www.chirbit.com/MSACrow
Things people have liked:
A Kiss to Build a Dream On
http://chirb.it/tO02dF
Dom Fuck
http://chirb.it/5PN356
Home Invasion Molestation Parts 1-3
http://chirb.it/zOmJ7L
http://chirb.it/kq2Aeh
http://chirb.it/Hd1f1q
Recent stuff:
Office Dom
http://chirb.it/f5kcF6
Re-recording of My Pet script
http://chirb.it/wzyLp2
Short & Mean
http://chirb.it/J64cAm
Demon Fuck
http://chirb.it/4zv083
Help You Relax
http://chirb.it/nrt0Ec
>>22736349
Its a little old, but here you go
http://chirb.it/ppE4gv
No one has tried to run me out of the tread yet, so I'll keep showing up until people do. As always, I'm open to requests/questions/critiques/ect. Or, feel free to shoot me an email if you'd rather
>>22751930
Oh my lord, that home invasion one...... Jeez. It made me melt.
You're doing great, I've always enjoyed your work the most.... <3 keep it up.
>>22751930
Yay! Crow is back!
>>22751992
heh ik
i originally requested that
wish he'd do more desu, i can never get enough
>>22751930
ca caw ca caw!! <3
>>22751992
>>22752006
>>22752103
Dawwwww. <3
>>22752102
Well, tell ya what, I'll look at doing another one tomorrow or monday maybe ;3
>>22752124
kiss kiss
First time on this type of thread, I don't expect to be the best person at this. Constructive feedback is appreciated. Oh and this is Sinfully Lewd Handholding, I almost died laughing like five times recording it.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yG7LZYe06D
Which of you qt men are here? Pls respond with name
>>22752183
Well, I'm Crow and I'm here. Just established
>>22752173
Oh that's a great voice
>>22752227
Hi crow :)
>>22752183
Dizzy here :3
>>22752232
Thanks :3
>>22752232
hello hello :3
>>22752173
Decided to try out something else just for fun
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IetKPwQaXY
>>22752257
>>22752348
No thank you :3
aaaand a song for good measure. Jack of all trades right here
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XTtcg6ByKp
>>22752395
you're too kind!
>>22752446
Oh what a lovely singing voice! I'm hoping you stick around :)
>>22752183
I don't have a name ;_;
>>22752707
Pls respond with recording then bb
>>22752718
It's the first one in the thread. My id changed because I'm on my phone
>>22752718
I'm also >>22744884 take a listen if you want. I'll be back in the morning
Kickin that can up from 9.
no no no no get off of page seven please!! this makes me uncomfortable
>>22752124
<333 smooch smooch
Luger here, taking requests on a sunday, since I got no social life anyway and might as well hang around here.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EkzeOrcyGU
My relationship is having a bad time right now, I'm trying my best despite not being a native english speaker....
>>22754670
dirty talk in german?
>>22754976
>in german
I could talk about finances, how to properly mow your lawn or about the jewish indoctrination of the western civilization in an erotic manner and you would understand just as much.
>>22754670
Luger, could you do a raceplay recording?
>>22755198
Raceplay, huh?
What race are you, you filthy subhuman trash?
Nigger? Gook? Jew?
>>22755134
Oddly... I think it would be fun to hear the last in english. It's nice to hear people talk crazy sometimes.
>>22755246
Jude, bitte.
>>>/pol/
>>22755134
Talk about guns, you faggot. DO IT.
DO IT NOW.
>>22755225
[spoiler]nigger[/spoiler]
>>22755273
Ewww gross. I'll see what I can cook up.
But in the mean time, tell me a bit about yourself. What kind of nigger? Mudslime? HIV-carrier?
>>22755332
>Mudslime? HIV-carrier?
N-Neither, I'm just a gross weeaboo freak t b h.
My parents are Jamaican though
>>22755408
>Jamaican
>>22755273
>>22755408
Never made an /msa/ before, but raceplay for nigress femanon sounds fucking hot.
>>22755429
Y-You're mean
>>22755473
Oh, it's about to get way worse.
>>22755477
NoBulliZone
Please get out
>>22755484
>>22755484
>>22755473
>>22755445
Awww shit, nigger. He dun did it again.
http://chirb.it/5FxJ7J
>>22755473
>>22755408
>>22755273
>>22755246
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xAkkb6vSTj
Not Luger, but this was fun.
>>22755617
no, you're better
>>22755659
ewwww
>>22755617
how the fuck did you not lose your shit while recording this
i'm partially turned on and in tears laughing
>>22755568
Holy shit, that part where you laughed cruelly was literally perfect. 10/10 would be bullied by
>>22755617
Omg
This was amazing. I agree with what >>2755687 said, though. I kekked at the "sambo coon fish-lipped piece of shit" and "literal trash race" parts especially for some reason
>>22755687
>>22755766
Horny improv, I'm not always the most eloquent doing it. And once I do it, it's too weird to listen to, so I just post it and see what happens.
>posting Muh doker
Shit skin, shit taste.
>>22755774
yeah ok cool but how do i talk to you
>>22755798
What you mean like contacts or something?
>>22755828
mhm
>>22755836
Well post your Skype and I might consider it.
>>22755788
>not liking time travelling lesbians
Do you hate nice things?
>>22755846
burner.83
you should do it
meep. having a not so great day. someone tell me I'm pretty! or just something nice. (thank you in advance)
>>22755134
could you do like a german lesson thing and you're a bad teacher that fucks the student cause that would be gr8
>>22755883
Spreeses
>>22755881
I tried watching Madoka. I really tried. I watched 4 episodes until I dropped it. The artstyle is fucking atrocious, the characters are all shit, unfunny and lame.
I don't remember much, since I was heavily hitting the bottle afterwards because it was the second best thing to forget this shit anime. The best choice would've been using a spoon to carve out parts of my brain.
>>22755944
Dropping it just before it gets savage.
>>22755944
Huh, you're probably the first person I've ever seen who honestly disliked it.
What shows do you like, out of curiosity?
>inb4 kill la kill
>>22755990
The plot didn't grip me and the whole Mami dies was just "OH NO. NICE CHARACTER DIED. YOU MUST FEEL SADNESS IN 3 - 2 - 1".
I mean, people can like whatever the fuck they want, but Muhdoker didn't click for me.
Well, I like Bakemonogatari and the other Monogatari series, but Owari seems to drop the ball hard. My favourite anime of all time would be Space Battleship Yamato: 2199, a remake of the 70s show with the same name.
In no particular order and just from the top of my head: Kyoukai no Kanata, YRYR, Watamote, Oreimo (if you ignore the last 4 scenes), Black Bullet, Kiniro Mosaic, Hitsurgi no Chaika, Azumanga Daioh, KanColle (durr), Girls und Panzer, JoJos Bizarre Adventure (but fuck the whole Stand bullshit)
>>22739340
>>22742317
where is our russian prince
Willop!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DIkIDa7e6w
Carl Sagan is absolutely fascinating.
For some reason, i decided to do introductory reading about porn in a few of the languages and accents i know.
English US: http://vocaroo.com/i/s19XOd4lqJ7h
English UK:http://vocaroo.com/i/s01CH2oHqwwW
Norwegian Bokmål: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uFWRXn8q0h
Swedish: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0O833hZeCCJ
German: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0P9Jii8NB4t
Danish: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rVgHeGtC4S
Southern American English (idk lol ): http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lyBsT8fSvD
Idunno. I could do requests. Also know spanish and French, and Yiddish, along with various other dialects fo English, Norwegian and Swedish.
hey guys, tasm here
http://www.chirbit.com/tasm
I had a great weekend and was wondering if perhaps someone would like to hear about it? It involves alcohol, latin dance, and some sexy times.
Let me know!
>>22756306
I'm guessing you're Norwegian :p
A friend of mine reads me poetry when I go to bed, figured I could share it since a friends linked me some nice vocaroos from here.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KqiLaeIakh
>>22757550
Have your friend stop by sometime...
>>22757569
I might, but I can at least get a request or something if someone has one. I think he went to bed a bit ago, I could get it for tomorrow night though!
>>22756306
That was fun, anon.
I really love Norwegian and would seriously like to learn it myself, but every word is so difficult for me to pronounce for some reason.
I. Need. Sweet talk. Now.
(Please?)
>>22757682
I dunno if it counts but heres another from my friend before I go to bed. Not so much sweet but it's about love so idk.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1K4FR44Gz78
>>22758003
Your friend has a lovely voice! You should see if he'd like to contribute here :) thank you!
>>22758025
I'll talk to him tomorrow! He did a few lewd ones I'd love to share but I want to get his permission first.
I can keep going, but honestly I'm not very good.
From American Psycho
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MeaZfETxJf
Do other websites offer options for recording with non-native mics?
>>22758112
Haha well fingers crossed he says yes ;p
>>22758126
Nice voice, shit mic
>>22758182
Don't worry, I'm sure he will. He gets a bit crazy when I work him up and it ends with him growling and being really riled up, although he can get a bit uhh...belittling?
>>22758212
Sounds lovely. He'll fit right in :3
>>22758212
Yes, please tell him we asked after him!
>>22758182
better mic, also I all my spaghetti on asshole fingering
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1w5mweOI1T0
Would any of the men here like to make a recording just talking about the video games they enjoy or games they first played and grew up with?
Bumping with some content before going back into edumacational mode
Dont wanna miss a thing - Aerosmith
http://chirb.it/8afgt2
Boulevard of broken dreams - Greenday
http://chirb.it/yxpBkv
Shut up and dance - Walk the moon
http://chirb.it/MfMFBJ
Fapfapfap featuring some fireworks and a fuckload of edging
http://chirb.it/HxxmK7
bye for now thread i'll be back to check on everything later. make good choices~
>>22759028
I can't record right this minute, but could probably do a ramble of my favourite games of all time a bit later. Meanwhile, here is a collection of the gaming rambles I've done previously:
>Grey Goo ramble
http://chirb.it/eA1M15
>Elite: Dangerous Ramble
http://chirb.it/3FkH9k
>Strategy economics ramble
http://chirb.it/g8rNar
>Civilisation:Beyond Earth ramble
http://chirb.it/cOq4pv
>>22759028
http://chirb.it/tkas6N
>tfw at work
>tfw have to do nothing since no update to our program yet in well over a month
>tfw paid to shitpost on 4chan
So, how's your day going?
>>22759310
Kiwi!! I've missed your singing so much! A-and your fapping and e-edging.
Yay fireworks!!
>Shut up dance
Kiwi! This is one of my favorite of yours! Much better than the original!
>fapfapfap
Omgomgomgomgomg those giggles at the end! :3
>>22756089
here I am)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qaXXGNBtws
sorry for my long absence... and sorry for the some external noises in the record)
maybe you would like to hear how will sound some words or phrases in the language of my sacred motherland?)
>>22759310
aah, the fapfapfap just helped me out a lot... thank you! ^^
>>22760894
Luger here. Comrade, since I sang Das Panzerlied and Erika, why not join me and sing Katyusha.
Moskau ist fern und der Zar ist weit! Sing about dear Katyusha and how she waits for you at home while you keep yourself warm with Vodka in your T-35.
>>22759028
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0INs65V4XDt
>>22755246
Recorded some speech about germany and her problems in german.
Written and voiced by me.
Intro done by >>22759028
>>22761063
http://chirb.it/eDezKP
>>22759539
>>22759618
>>22760936
Thank you for indulging me in my silly request, everyone!
I enjoyed listening to most of them before going to bed this morning and I'm listening to the last remaining ones now. They all go by so fast to me despite many being around 20 minutes or longer.
If anyone else wants to post, please do! It makes me happy just listening to men talk about things they like.
>>22761067
Damnit. Why the fuck are these nazi audios so interesting? I don't even...
>>22739878
who the fuck are you and lea
was this a name request?
>>22758327
>>22758231
Yes hello, said person here. Idk what this is.
>>22761555
We think your voice is sexy. Please talk to us more.
>>22761668
I'd love to but I don't have a clue what I'd do other than some instructionals.
If anyone has requests, I suppose
>>22761745
Oh hey!!! You could totally answer the questions for new boys or tell us how your day went or maybe talk to us about your lovely friend who blessed us with your voice :3
>>22761812
I'm tired but this is about all I could manage.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lyGO0jzVkJ
>>22761974
Sorry, put that in wrong.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IyGO0jzVkJ
>>22761994
That's awesome that you're a chef! Cooking is super fun! Depending on how comfortable you become, I'd really love to heard some Dom recordings from you :) thanks for answering the questions!
>>22760929
sorry, but my bear says me not to sing anymore. he consider that I'm mostly tone deaf. of course, he's not an expert in this kind of things... but you know, he is my only friend, so...
>>22751992
>>22752169
>>22754621
Here you are ladies, Home Invasion Molestation 4
http://chirb.it/ExkLBA
And on the subject of the number 4, fallout 4 comes out tomorrow. I'm hype.
Anything else I can do for you lovely ladies?
>>22762304
aaaaaaaaaa!!! <333
i'd leave my front door unlocked for you any day of the week, if you uh, know what i mean ;3
>Anything else I can do for you lovely ladies?
if you feel up to more improv, something involving being tied up and teased to hell and back would be very very nice, please and thank you
>>22762304
>Molestation 4
>http://chirb.it/ExkLBA
Oh my god...... You fucking minx.
Also I went to the midnight launch for fo4 , the hype is real.
>>22762304
I should not surreptitiously check my phone at work because I saw this and then almost swallowed my tongue trying not to squeal.
>>22761070
This is such a fun request, I'll get around to recording at some point! :3
>>22762643
<3
>tied up and teased
I'mma do my best, don't wanna just half ass it
>>22762677
I'm very hype, got it preloaded on my computer and everything.
>>22762715
My my, excited are we? ;3
>>22762907
take all the time you need! you can't rush perfection, after all. ehehehehe
i WOULD LIKE TO REQUEST either casual college professor flirtation or molestation because i need it this is very important thank you
bonus points if you sound sadistic/creepy
help me get my cum on
>>22755617
especially if its you
>>22763323
Be a gentleman and post yours - so femanon doesn't get 4chanded
>>22763173
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Q7hsoF41UT
Not too sure about this one, but I gave it a go.
>>22763591
fuuuucking perfect
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wazWBqGxvk
plese give me attention
Oh gosh, I would love it if someone did like...
an assortment of creepy/sexual voicemails a stalker leaves on his chubby prey's phone.
>>22764703
You should do any of
>>22765314
>>22763166
>>22755198
>>22749983
desu senpai
>>22754670
>tfw the person whose voice you randomly searched and came to is here
>>22754670
http://chirb.it/Czy94K
>>22766738
>>22766780
>mfw
>>22767051
http://chirb.it/HaFKAf
>>22767123
Which one were you listening and cumming to?
>>22767142
http://chirb.it/w10sIf
>>22767142
Gotta go to work now D: be back later!
I wish my voice was sexier!
>>22752348
I love it!! Please keep reording, your voice is so lovely and hot at the same time :3
>>22752348
Please be the dirty voice in my ear all day everyday?
>>22765314
http://chirb.it/Cm73sz
Won't you eat my cookies, senpai?
>>22765314
Thanks for requesting that
>>22767410
I didn't think I could like this
Awww that mad laugh
>>22762095
Tovarish! What of the fuck, man!
Here, grab trusty Mosin Nagant and Putinskaya and kill Comrade Bear for being heretic.
requesting an english version of a yandere heaven track...
You can use brother instead of otouto if you want, also feel free to take any artistic liberties i suppose...
i just want a yandere boy ; n ;
heres the original track http://youtu.be/I1u_P2DT3f4
rough translation
http://himitsunokoto.blog.fc2.com/blog-entry-13.html
>>22767573
I'm a dummy baka. The track script is Track 8
>>22767573
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj_kO-b5PfE
This is literally you.
>>22767581
I'm not even going to deny it
That is me to a T
>>22767590
T like Tomoko Kuroki
>>22767596
I feel like I have a lot more in common with Tomoko than I'd like to say...
>>22766780
>>22767123
>>22767183
Please specify you're a female before you post in the opposite sex's thread or do not post audio links of you at all pls ty
>>22767606
>filename
http://chirb.it/3A3cm4
>>22767657
That image is exactly how I feel right now
Also listened to your yandere voicemails and loved your crazy laugh at the end! Gave me the dokidokis
>>22756306
I'd love to hear you talking dirty in Spanish :)
>>22767607
Sorry ;_;
>>22767676
Got any other scripts that aren't cringe incarnate to read? Kinda too lazy to cook one up myself. Unless...
>>22767693
Lol it's okay. You can always post your response in FSA and cross post it here!
>>22767699
I can't think of anything of the top of my head at this moment but I can try to look for some.
Unless what?? Ahh...your voice is so intoxicating...I could listen to you call me a pig and then compliment my hair forever >///<
>>22767720
>could listen to you call me a pig and then compliment my hair forever
He does do that
>>22767410
Creeeepy
>>22767737
That was the whole pooooint
>>22767720
You know the drill, Tomoko.
If you do something good, NEVER do it for free.
>>22767783
Oh, you take commissions? Thats awesome, if I actually had money I'd definitely be shelling it out to you for more yandere stuff
Sorry if I'm uneducated about these things, this is my first time on msa
Answered the new boy questions; if anyone likes American Midwest accents, I'll take requests lol. Thinking about posting the dirty questions too.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HuxVtETYAl
Northern Brit here, happy to drop some smooth geordie tones. Happy to take requests :)
>I love you Tomoko
>49 listens
>mfw
>>22767810
>Money
I'm not some kind of callboy!
>>22767704
But i cant compete with anyone there! =p
Kidding, ill comply.
Hey gals, I wanted to share something a bit more personal with you... It's kinda hard to open up and admit all this but please take it serious.
http://chirb.it/3zcLsn
>>22767881
What?...so if you were not refering to money, then what were you refering to?
>>22768073
Everything has a price my dear, but money may not always be the preferred currency~
>>22768079
Sorry, I've already sold my soul, I'm afraid I have very little to give
>>22768092
>She still doesn't get the sexual innuendo
>>22768110
Hooome on break D:
Did you like my reply?
>>22768110
Shaddup you jerk. I've got a lot of things on my mind and sexual innuendos are not a one
