Him
>18-20
>In college and has a job
>Vidya
>Animu
>Total nerd
>Shy, reserved, quiet
>Smarter than me
>5'8"- 6'2"
>Shaggy dark brown hair
>Not too fat but not too muscle
>Tolerates my clinginess
>Enjoys romantic shit
>Drugs, smoking ewww
>Sex anytime pls
>Not asian
>Within Florida

Me
>18
>College this fall
>Introverted, soft spoken
>Weeb nerd
>5'2" and 115lbs
>Asian
>Kinky
>Book smart but really dumb desu
>Good cook
>Black hair
>Brown eyes
>Kinda sorta psycho

>>23800665
Send a pic to my throwaway [email protected]
I'll send you my kik there if I'm interested

Sure, why not.

Her:
>Sex: Female
>Age: 23+
>Race: irrelevant
>Body type: Not morbidly obese, not anorexic or bulimic (basically, just not have an eating disorder and I won't care about her weight)
>Undyed hair, any color
>Doesn't smoke or do drugs, drinks responsibly or not at all
> Likes one or more of: Video games, anime, fantasy literature, tabletop gaming
>Has at least 1 hobby that I don't so I can expand my horizons
>Not self-conscious about eating or feel like she NEEDS makeup
>Has work ethic
>Likes physical intimacy/PDA
>Open to children *someday*
>Likes dressing up (in general)
>Knowledgeable/opinionated about politics
>Has life goals

Me:
>Sex: Male
>Age: 27
>Location: 714
>Body Type: Tall and slim (not muscular); 6'1, 160ish lbs
>Work and go to school; am lazy when off the clock
>Don't smoke, don't do drugs, drink rarely
>Nerdy, but also enjoys playing sports, and visiting nature; pretty open to new things
>Can cook, and sometimes do
>Closet softie; also a cat lover
>Like companionship in the sense of doing things as a team
>Active listener primarily, but really talkative when knowledgeable and opinionated about topics
>Likes hugging, kissing, generally being affectionate at random
>Likes randomly remembering things she liked and surprising her with them as gifts later
>Totally never knows when it's a holiday
>Totally loses things that were really just on the counter

>>23800684
That email, lol.

Anyway, free bump for you OP. Good luck.

Her:

20-25
Height doesn't matter
Skinny/average
Dark hair is nice
Very cynical, very sarcastic, dark sense of humor
Playfully rude, doesn't get offended easily
In school/has a job
Doesn't give a shit what other people think about her
Has a goal in life and isn't a complete NEET
Enjoys film/fashion/art in general
Enjoys debating politics/ethics, making fun of SJWs
Is a little edgylord and can be spergy at times
Submissive and kinky
Doesn't dress like a retard
Isn't a total weeb

My kik is jokipakka if you wanna talk or some shit.

Her:
>19-30
>white
>cis
>body type & breast size: whatever really
>plays video games
>likes some nerdy stuff (books, comics, something)
>puts on black eyeliner/dark makeup (alt-style? don't know what this is called)
>kinky
>let's me choke, rape and roleplay stuff with her
>wants to cuddle afterwards

Me:
>30 male
>180 cm
>chubby/strongfat
>broad shoulders
>long light-brown hair
>hairy arms, chest, legs
>laid back
>420 friendly
>not a weeaboo
>terrified of others finding out about kinks

Him:
>23 - 30
>in school and/or working, bonus points if he's passionate about what he's doing/studying
>in shape enough to go on hikes, kayak and enjoy the outdoors with me
>independent! Has his own place, takes care of himself, doesn't rely on parents at this point
>has some nerdy hobbies and is tolerant of mine
>not very religious
>doesn't rage about politics
>doesn't smoke or do drugs, can drink in moderation
>cares about health, but not a gym rat and can eat pizza with me
>past the "partier" stage
>doesn't care much about fashion, isn't super vain
>not super insecure about his appearance
>good hygiene, well groomed, takes care of his teeth
>loves animals and nature
>peaceful and kind in general
>loves to snuggle
>likes immature humor
>fun to tease, sarcastic and will tease me back
>extremely loyal to his partner and expects the same in return
>not a lot of baggage, no kids, no mental issues he hasn't gotten help for, hasn't been in jail

Me:
>24/F
>long brown hair, blue eyes
>5'3, average-curvy body type
>college graduate and working full time
>I like what I do and sometimes talk about it too much
>loves hiking, biking, picnicking, day trips to lakes and state parks
>loves dogs, cats not so much (allergies)
>nerdy interests, I like anime, a little vidya
>I will tease you for fun, but only if I like you
>Can be shy and awkward when meeting new people at first
>introverted but get dragged out with friends occasionally
>I love to cook for others, garden, decorate my house, and am somewhat into fashion and makeup
>no drugs or smoking, but I like wine every now and then
>generally happy, energetic and in a good mood, although sometimes I have to vent about work or (insert stupid, generic girl problem here)
>a little jealous and clingy
>fiercely loyal and protective
>very physically affectionate

That was fun.

>>23800626
>her/him
>for him, feminine appearance all around is a must, not really into "dudes"
>overall, some one who is forward and honest.
>loyalty is a must, don't want to feel that pain again
>enjoys outdoorsy stuff and tolerates my geeky tech stuff
>enjoys games
>can carry a conversation, even when I can't think of anything to bring up
>doesn't constantly pry for compliments / confident
>is tidy / hygenic within reason
>submissive in the sack / promotes my fragile masculinity
>patience with my autistic spouts (not literal)


>Me:
>>28
>>live in the US
>>white
>>230 LBS
>>5'10
>>Chubby
>>short blonde hair
>>blue eyes
>>full time call center drone
>enjoy medieval fantasy books, games, what have you
>love the water, live near a beach
>general out doorsy stuff too
>huge tech geek, love the vidya Gamez
>drug, disease free (kek virginfag)
>don't smoke or drink
>manga/anime is okay
>love intimacy, emotional and physical
>personality wise, kind of a manchild, knows when to be serious, loves to laugh and be laid back.

Him
>19-24/M/Europe
>open mind
>isn't clingy
>doesn't take anything or anyone for granted
>likes to talk for hours
>developed inner life
>honest, even if the truth is ugly
>tolerant
>I like snobby people but it's definitely not a must
>preferably submissive, but I don't mind switching and staying on the softcore side
>isn't strickly monogamous or heterosexual
>I don't care much for body type, but i have definied preferences in hair. Blondes and redheads always catch my attention, brunettes only with nice curls.

Me
21/F/germany
>creative
>kinky
>optimistic and mostly cheerful
>can be very charismatic
>needs some alone time every now and then
>caring and attentive
>daydreamer
>tends to think very rationally

Her:
>16-21yo
>introvert, dislikes most people
>huge weeb/fujoshi
>music nerd
>has long, wavy hair with straight bangs
>big butt/hips
>clingy, submissive, monogomous
>likes crossdressers

Me:
>26yo
>introvert
>huge weeb
>likes to cosplay
>musician
>medium length, brown hair
>slim body, some muscle
>fiercely loyal
>playfully teasing, yet loving
>loves catgirls

I'm just a huge weeb okay.

>>23800845
You seem super down to earth and have your shit together. I like that. I'm at work but fit most of your shit if you're interested hmu @ [email protected]

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him:
>22-30
>6'0+, average weight
>cis male
>sad
>needs attention
>very /fa/
>in college/graduated
>will let me mew at him
>will let me pick on him
>thinks i'm the cutest thing ever
>wants to beat me up in bed
>likes to cuddle

me:
>19
>5'8, skinny
>cis female
>sad
>needs attention
>vaguely /fa/
>in college
>mews
>picks on ppl
>ok looking
>wants to be beat up in bed
>likes to cuddle


skype: kittenprincess_

Her:
>Girl
>lives in the US
>20 - 25
>white
>not too skinny, not too chubby. Curvy.
>height doesn't matter
>brown or blonde hair
>no tattoos or piercings
>doesn't smoke cigarettes
>can play an instrument, can cook, likes to sing
>doting and loving, also a bit of a goofball
>talkative
>Loyal and honest
>outgoing and adventurous

Me:
>21
>Live in the US
>white
>a bit chubby, but I've been getting back into shape
>6'0 tall
>short dark brown hair
>no tattoos or piercings
>only smoke cigars on occasion
>can play piano, draw, write
>I like video games
>caring and always try to be helpful
>loyal and honest
>make dumb jokes a lot
>would really love to travel

Skype: Chase3287

I'll literally date any girl. I'm not judgemental.
There's something to be gotten out of any relationship.
Homely or pretty, pleb or passionate, insufferable or gentle.
I am so lonely.
skype: fastdoggo

>>23800881
kik?

I think I'd qualify (if you could call it that).

I'll leave mine here:

thatman_591

>>23800663
>when you almost completely qualify and live across the country

>>23801738

Her:
>girl
>lives in Germany
>18-25
>white
>not morbidly obese
>height doesn't matter
>doesn't smoke
>weeb or not, doesn't matter
>plays vidya, but also not important
>absolutely honest and loyal
>doesn't matter if introverted or extroverted
Completely optional, but things I love immensely:
>extremely clingy
>likes cuddling

Me:
>20
>in Germany
>white
>slim, getting fit
>taller than 1,65 m, been a while since i last measured
>short blonde hair
>brown eyes
>college student, starting work coming Fall
>speak 2 languages, currently learning a 3rd and looking to learn more
>can carry a conversation very well
>shy, but not afraid of interacting
>romantic
Important to know about me:
>i keep my word/promises
>loyal

If you feel like this could work out or just wanna chat, hit me up.

Kik: thatman_591

or

E-mail: [email protected]

Him
>18-26
>lighter brown/blond hair
>not super butch, can sorta take him in a fight
>same height or taller than me > 5"6
>not too over complimentary
>adventurous, open minded, artistic
>has some talent or passion that he had before me
>honest
>will tell me when I'm being stupid
>knows how to tease
>has good stories
>genuine interest in conversation
>doesn't always make it easy for me
>will stay up to 4am talking about nothing with me
>wants me to meet his friends
>will do things for me just coz it's me asking
>not a trump supporter

Me
>18 yrs
>5"6
>dyed blond
>not a trump supporter
>decent looking
>from UK
>wears glasses
>out of school, taking a gap year before uni
>likes fencing, drawing, playing accordion
>easy going
>genuine
>pretty fearless
>into theatre, museums, extreme sports, art, cult films
>pretty straightforward
>loyal
>down to talk about anything
>low key addicted to caffeine

>>23801738
sadly no, but have my skype : wine_and_madness

Him:
>23-26
>5'11+
>white
>fit
>blonde
>no tattoos, no piercings
>no drugs
>likes hockey
>wants a serious relationship
>kind
>spontaneous
>will be my rock, pulling me down while having manic episodes
>we will be addicted to eachother
>loves living
>wants to do crazy stuff with me

Me:
>20/F/scandinavia
>5'2, fit, brunette, neutral skintone
>spontaneous
>loves cooking together
>ex addict, clean for 6months
>adrenaline junkie
>i want a man that i can be addicted to
>obsessed by plasticsurgery, on a waitinglist for surgery
>sports are the most important thing in my life
>love fashion and taking care of my apperence

I come across as a shallow person, i promise im kind

>>23801797
Sent a contact request.

them:
- 20 to like 28
- nationality isn't a big deal if we have stuff in common
- cis or trans, whatever
- idgaf about race
- is at least over 5'3" but under 6'4"
- isn't a total weeb
- is mostly independent from family
- being a musician also pretty cool
- is not into politics

me:
- 20
- trans (mtf)
- from the US
- tall, kinda chubby
- been transitioning for about a year, on hormones for five months
- is a musician, into all kinds of stuff
- is generally chill

idk, I tried

>>23801796
Are you a gay guy or female tho

Girl
>clingy (THIS IS MANDATORY)
>chubby maybe?
>willing to move for a guy
>"eccentric"
>loves to cuddle
>isn't very active and likes to be smothered with love

Me
>25 male
>archival worker
>loves to make people laugh, good sense of humor
>spontaneous
>I read so many books goddamn
Skype is mr.bubbles6838

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Her
>female
>lives on the east coast USA
>18-31
>asian or white
>shy
>clingy
>shorter than me
>isn't fat
>likes vidya
>likes cuddling
>virgin
>doesnt smoke or drink
>loyal
>want kids
>doesn't matter if they're rich, have a job, or poor and living on the street

Me
>male
>lives on the east coast USA
>28
>white
>reserved
>low selfesteem
>somewhat clingy but knows when you need space
>6'1
>likes vidya
>likes cuddling
>overweight but losing it and will be "average" in a month or two.
>virgin
>doesnt smoke or drink
>loyal
>want kids
>born into a wealthy family but money hasn't been able to buy love
[email protected] is a junk email, send me contact info there.

>>23801910
Oh shit! I'm female xD

>>23802143
Its not that I want trump to win, its that I want hillary and sanders to lose. Would that be ok? I'm 2 years too old, but I am just curious if you'd be OK with someone with that mentality.

>>23802143
Lol was just making sure
I fit pretty much all that do you have a way to contact you?

>>23800663

>Within Florida.

bruh, why do i have to live in Georgia

>>23801811
Clean from what?
Also hockey is based.
>>23801796
Any contact?

Her:
>21+
>skinny-normal/healthy
>shorter than me
>social or sociable (not super introverted)
>enjoys art
>likes to read
>has own hobbies
>honest
>likes cuddling
>can be assertive/dominant
>opinionated
>open minded
>not overly religious
>a sense of humor
>would enjoy traveling

Me:
>male
>northern europe
>caucasian/nordic
>just finished studies (IT)
>dark hair
>brown/green eyes
>6'2 - 6'3 / ~188
>kinda skinny
>no tattoos/piercings
>love art and movies
>love to cook
>loyal
>funny/love to laugh and joke
>honest
>can talk forever about anything
>romantic
>dog-person
>probably a bit too kind

>>23802159
Aha i don't really care about the politics to be honest! I just don't understand the reasons why a person would vote for trump as that's not my mentality, and ideally I'd like to understand a person's mentality so, that's why I put it. xD

>>23802229
>>23802159
Yes, there is a way
Pretty sure my kik is Mel_Rus3k

>>23802229
amfethamine

>>23802474
Rough, good job getting clean though, keep it up.

>>23801796
Do you have a body type preference? Or is any okay?

Her:
>girl
>western european (white)
>blue eyes (preferred, but not required)
>5'5" - 5'10"
>18 - 25
>not fat or anorexic
>creative
>passionate about something
>works
>doesn't have slutty/bitchy friends
>not a SJW/feminist, preferably someone who hates muslims/jews
>politically aware, even if left leaning
>has a functional, traditional family
>wants to travel
>not completely dependant on significant other, emotionally and spiritually strong
>sucker for surprise romantic gestures
>loves spontaneous day trips/events
>plays an instrument or has a niche creative hobby (pottery, painting, sewing etc)

Me:
>guy
>20
>white british
>lives in Birmingham, UK
>hazel eyes
>medium length brown hair
>clean freak
>no tattoos or piercings, smoker, drinker (not heavily)
>5'11"
>lean (142 lbs)
>eat mostly takeaway/restaurant food since i am too lazy to cook
>love outdoor leisure (golf, tennis, boules)
>work as a croupier, maybe work on a cruise ship one day if i feel like getting tfo of the UK
>play in a snooker league
>also play poker 2 - 3 times a week
>love storytelling

kik: fuckingwhitemale

>>23802520
Aha i don't really have any particular preferences, no. But general pattern, I tend to go for skinnier than average guys?

Him or Her (im bi):
> cis or trans i dont mind either
>24-30
>has some hobbies
> loves Placebo or NIN
>a bit clingy and possessive
>loyal and honest
>likes cuddling
>likes travelling and will travel with me
>talks a lot about random stuff
> is weird
> likes anime
> loves weird music
> loves vinyls

Me:
>27
>a mix of white and latino (mom is from the us and dad from mex)
>5'3
>short dark brown hair
>brown eyes
> very pale skin
>working full time
>I speak two languages
>I am curious
>i tend to ramble a lot about stuff
>a bit shy and quiet at first but i'm kind of outgoing at the same time
>i'm romantic and prefer intimacy over just sex
> I like things going at a slow pace
> I love when people tell me stories
> I love artists
> I love weirdos
> I can cook
> I can sew
> I am a graphic designer
> I tend to be passionate
> I am super sentimental
> I am chubby (but trying to lose weight)

kik:holagenov

>>23800923
contact info?

Her:
>Girl
>18-26ish
>Height; Doesn't matter
>Weight; skinny-normal-curvy-chubby, w/e
>Lives in Pacific North West preferably
>Loves the outdoors
>Doesn't mind being indoors, lazy, and relaxing occasionally when life is too hectic
>Goal driven
>Confident
>Loves to travel
>Street smart are a must, book smarts good too but be able to figure stuff based on contextual clues
>Drugs/Alcohol; don't really matter, just be in control of your life and don't let drugs consume your existence
>Hopefully you have other interests than just what I'm into so we can balance each other out and try new things
>any amount of nerdy is fine

Me:
>Guy
>Live in Washington 509
>22
>5'9" 160lbs
>average build, could stand to go to the gym again and lose a few lbs before summer
>Very grounded and rational, logical thinker
>Adrenaline Junkie
>2 year degree from college, going to start going back shortly, just hard working full time and school full time
>Been a proud Homeowner for over a year now
>Very independent, but strong family values
>Not very nerdy most of the time, but some hobbies are very nerdy. Tabletop games, card games, vidya, etc
>Non nerdy things i do; Snowboard and ski, wake board, water ski, white water raft, kayak, fishing, camping, Frisbee golf, real golf, crush at beer pong.

Life has been going good, but lacking a GF to go on adventures with has been kinda shitty. Till recently I haven't had any time, but now i do so maybe someone near me will want to talk, and hey even if your far away and don't meet the criteria I'm down with getting to know some new people.

Kik is tjb5s4
Ill toss a skype or a email if there is interest but kik is easy enough for now.

>>23802811
My skype is artenori

>>23800814
I might match this

>>23803070
stay away from my girl you son of a bitch

>>23803065
Nordic?

Her:
>girl
>lives in Melbourne, Australia
> 18-25
>white
>chubby/short
> 5" - 5"7
>black or coloured hair
>smokes weed
>crude sense of humour
>not too crazy
>kinky/dirty
>plays video games
>smart
>has life somewhat together
>loyal

Me:
>20
>Lives in Melbourne , Aus
>White
>250lbs
>Fat/Husky
>Brown Eyes
>Short/Medium Black hair
>into video games
>abit crazy

Her:
>girl
>lives near me (Not really into long distance relationship)
>18-23 (Age doesn't really matter)
>petite, slim or average
>Between like 5'3 and 5'8
>Attractive face
>Not an addicted smoker
>Smart, witty, deep into sarcasm, don't mind making fun of controversy (Doesn't take life too seriously)
>A little bit stupid in her own way
>Preferably clingy
>Share some hobby with me (Other than her own hobbies)
>Studies in a field of science or is really smart and likes learning
>Likes to be dominated, rape fantasy and whatnot
>Has her own kinks

Me:
>20
>Lives in Canada
>Slightly tanned
>Long black hair (shoulder length) (Probably going to get a haircut soon)
>130 lbs
>5'11
>Working on a lean and muscular body
>Brown eyes
>Majoring in math
>Fluent in english and french and talk a little bit of german and spanish
>I love science and space, philosophy, history
>Smart, witty, deep into sarcasm, don't mind making fun of controversy (Doesn't take life too seriously)
>A little bit stupid in my own way
>Have an artistic side, i write poems and love creating movie scenes, scenario in my head
>Had a shitty childhood with no friend so I tend to be more introvert

>>23800626
Her
>Girl
>20-35
>Average size doesn't matter much
>Not noticeably tall
>Any ethnicity besides black
>Has a good sense of humor
>Honest
>Drink/420 friendly
>Very kinky
>Piercings and tattoos are a plus
>Loyal
>Enjoys cuddling and sex a lot

Me(guy)
>22
>Little under 6 ft
>Average body
>Dark brown hair
>Love watching movies and cuddling
>Favorite sports basketball and football
>Enjoy talking about my kinks
>Not shy very out going
>Loyal
>Love treating a woman like they should be
>Drink/420
Kik is jdilla414 if interested or fits me.

Her:
>girl
>lives in the Netherlands/Spain
>20-26
>Black or White, but not Asian
>chubby with a good butt and small/average tits
>165cm to 180cm
>black or brown hair
>smokes weed casually
>has some hobbies
>plays video games often
>not a NEET
>honest even if it hurts
>likes cuddling
>likes travelling and will travel with me

Me:
>23
>live in Brazil
>white
>200 lbs
>186cm
>chubby/husky
>brown hair
>green eyes
>jack of all trades including bakery and barbering
>psychology and videogames
>fluent in two languages
>intimacy beats sex for the sake of sex

>>23803084
:'( no, american

>>23803210
Lol american all the way!

>>23800626

me:
>18 years old (19 soon)
>German with foreign roots (paternal)
>fluent in English and German
>strong German accent
>around 5'9
>very thin
>dark brown hair and eyes
>clingy and cutesy
>optimistic and upbeat
>loves puns, laughs about everything
>no drugs, not a smoker

her:
>clingy and cutesy
>affectionate
>loyal
>honest
>watches movies and tv shows with me
>doesnt mind my terrible taste in both
>likes to stay up late with me

[email protected]

>>23803210
RIP ;_;

Good luck thirsty kikguy

>>23801754
>>23802191
Send me an email at my throwaway and we'll what'll happen
Justanotherloli@gmail

>>23803255
ill keep him in my prayers

;_;7

Her
>21-30 (certainly flexible on upper side)
>Loves traveling (road trips included), maybe museums too? Appreciates a hike. Oh, and food. I like to cook and eat good stuff
>Seeks the great balance of life which is between going out and cuddling up binge watching TV/movies
>Knows a bad joke or two
>Likes sharing things she likes (music, movies, memories, butts)
>Nerdy interests ++++ (especially if you ramble on about it)
>Good cuddler

Me
>28/M/USA
>Curious about people, the strange, the wonderful, and where to find the best french fries
>Roadtrip enthusiast
>Watches a lot of movies and sometimes writes about them, wishes to write scripts (yikes)
>Wrote a poem once
>Thinking about learning Spanish (5th try)
>Occasional idiot musician
>Sultry soft low voice that the ladies can't resist
>Creamy bechamel bod
>Vinyl and bookstore browser
>Rambler

>>23802271
Pls gib kik or Skype, bby

nothing better to do

Woman details:
>Girl/Lady/Female/Vagina user
>Midwest US (around the lakes)
>Somewhat androgynous
>18-22
>White
>Not more than chubby
>Short hair is sexy as fuck
>likes to win
>Rambles often
>A fan of dry humor
>Not extremely expressive, but not quite a robot.
>No obviously body modifications.
>Likes all types of music
>Doesn't mind being physical
>Enjoys dates and walks
>doesn't mind competition
>Intelligent
>Independent
>Likes irony
>Doesn't mind silence
>Interested in everything unknown to them.

Me:
>19
>Around the Great Lakes, internship in a big city
>black
>200lbs
>muscular
>6'2"
>burger
>At university, majoring in Econ and Music
>No drugs
>Values physical contact.
>Likes to win
>Loves travel
>Loves food
>A fan of silence and quiet
>Motivated strongly by competition
>prefers to spend my own money for everything.
>becoming less robot by observing social interaction
>Enjoys philosophy

>>23803364
whoops

kik: paper.brandon

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Alright, sure

Her:
>female
>USA USA
>18-23
>White/Hispanic/Asian
>Skinny to chubby
>5'4 to 6'0
>Black/brown/platinum blonde hair
>Has an obscure music taste
>Wants to get high and drink with me
>Has a passion
>Interested in anime
>A tiny bit clingy and possessive
>Plays video games often, wants to play them with me.
>Wants sex often
>Kinkster
>Talks passionately about her interests

Me:
>Guy
>18
>Lives in USA, East Coast
>White
>6'1
>210 lbs
>Slightly chubby
>Jet black hair, picture G-Eazy
>Brown eyes
> Working part time and attending school
> Likes video games, martial arts, and science
> Passionate about things that interest me
> Incredibly extroverted, will talk real personal if you're into that kind of thing
>Romantic, but sex is kind of a must.

Skype: solidsam21
Kik: l0rdregent
SC: lordregent

>>23803319
You sound adorable. Kik?

>>23803214
>chub

>>23803424
Runtothesea

>>23802474
not found

>>23800845
this is pretty much me, let me know how you want to connect and talk

>>23800845
>>loves animals and nature
So you're vegan?
>>23800978
>>thinks i'm the cutest thing ever
Post a pic so we can decide.
>>23801811
>>obsessed by plasticsurgery, on a waitinglist for surgery
anon, pls
>>23802143
>>23802438
>all these xDs
Where did you come from? Reddit? Tumblr? Facebook?
>into extreme sports
What extreme sports are you into? Do you do any or just like watching?

Her:
21-28
Tall (180+), but height isn't really important
Skinny/average
Brunette hair is nice, but not really important either
Very cynical, very sarcastic, dark sense of humor
Playfully rude, doesn't get offended easily
In school/has a job or at least has some goals
Doesn't care what other people think about her
Enjoys series, movies and the cinema a lot
Openminded and honest
Likes going out and trying new things (restaurants, bars, cafés)
Enjoys debating politics and other current topics
A bit weird and awkward, not too normal
Likes wearing dresses and dresses nice in general
Good sex-drive, kinky and loves physical affection

Me:

>27, German, 6'6/197cm, somwhere between skinny and average, dark blonde and trimmed beard
>Taking a break from uni for some traveling and stuff
>Very open minded, spontaneous and love trying new stuff
>Love mixing drinks, cooking and food in general
>Like to go out, but no clubs or wild parties, more like bars, restaurants, cinema/theatre, weekendtrips
>Huge fan of movies, series and cinema
>Sarcastic, funny, probably a bit too silly
>Like discussing things and talking, maybe too much
>Very honest and straightforward, mostly ending up getting weird looks
>Loyal and always keep my promises

>>23800845
You seem pretty awesome, too bad we probably live on opposite sites of the earth

>>23800881
Too bad I'm too old for you

>>23801796
Not a good match but you seem nice

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if there are any big brother superfans out there who would like to have a intellectual, thought provoking conversation covering all 17 seasons of the US version of Big Brother, hmu

Her:
>cis female
>18-23
>east coast USA
>reasonably healthy
>no smoking or drugs
>not a NEET
>likes dogs
>has hobbies outside of Netflix/anime/video games/etc

Me:
>Male
>24
>East coast USA
>White
>Somewhere between slim and athletic
>fully employed
>educated
>musician
>good cook
>interested in politics and econ
>loves dogs more than people, very allergic to cats

skype: suskind33

>>23803542
I think the 'xD' makes me sound like less of a dick but, can't win every battle! So, 3==D
>extreme sports
Doing them! I like throwing my life off tall places so I'm a dive master and I have a plane license and shit, but I haven't done a huge amount yet

>>23803697
>not extreme skiing
Anon pls~

>>23803746
No, just normal skiing.. the yetis get so territorial in the spring

>>23803830
>yetis
>in the UK
u wot m8?

>>23800663
Damn it, i love psycho weaboos, my ex was one. I have everything except that my hair is black

>>23800845

I'm all this stuff

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The closest thing to Mai waifu as possible.

>pic related

>>23800845
>23+ guy who takes care of himself and is not dependent on his parents
not gonna find that here

Her
>Female
>Younger than me
>White or asian
>Petite
>Cute
>No smoking
>Geeky enough to deal with my shit
>Energetic
>Not religious
>Intelligent
>Has a sex drive
>Kinda submissive personality
>Into somewhat weird shit, sexually or otherwise.
Me
>24
>Male
>Floridian
>Elegan/tg/entleman
>Decent anime
>Decent vidya
>6'3"
>Strong-fat, maybe? 220 lbs, did construction work for about two and a half years
>Long dirty blond hair
>More than a little bit perverted
>Mildly off the deep end.
>Thoroughly enjoys Pun-Tourette's


So... Yeah. Kinda a hard fit to find, huh?

>>23804090
Oh, forgot something on me.


>No smoking
>Vegetarian

Her
>Not fat
>Big boobs (C and over)
>Cute face
>Must like metal
>Honest
>Has good values
>Compassionate
>Politically incorrect
>Moral and intellectual consistency
>Good team player

Me

I'm a metalhead that's all I'll let you know.

skype: stlaurent.andre

Her:
>21+
>White
>Height 5'5" or less
>Body type: thin
>Pale skin preferred
>Red or dark hair
>Music lover
>Likes anime
>Intelligent/out of the box thinker
>Loyal, honest and open
>Clingy/somewhat cutesy personality
>Lives near me

Me:
>Male
>27
>Lives in USA near great lakes
>White
>5'7" 250lbs
>Brown eyes and short dark brown/black hair with goatee
>music lover
>anime lover
>Probably too kind, understanding, and a little shy
>Intelligent and likes to think of and solve intellectually challenging things
>Honest and loyal

Him:
>20+
>In good shape, doesn't have to be a total gym bug, just needs to take care of himself
>Generally upbeat
>Not a virgin
>Not a NEET
>Is slightly Polyamorous but I'M his favourite
>Likes to cuddle
>Isn't dramatic

Me
>20
>About 5'7 (last I checked) and 120lbs (also last I checked)
>kind of a big ass, according to other people
>Into weeb shit but I wouldn't force my hobbies onto anyone else
>also into vidya, but not that much
>kinda clumsy physically
>3 languages
>Male

Her:
>loves to get smashed every day. By my dick.

Me:
>hop in my car after and go wherever I feel like at the time

>>23800814
:v is this who i think it is?

>>23800845
why is it that girls can't understand that they need to list their location
at the very least their country if not their city
and how do you plan to even start a relationship
if they won't even list their skype, or a throwaway email ?

and they can't even understand body type terminology
Average and Curvy can't be used together
curvy doesn't mean fat, BBW, average, or large ass

Curvy is a variant of fit, and athletic, a thin attractive waist
with larger breasts, and wide hips.
you can't lie to get a guy, if you aren't honest about your figure
you're probably lying about being loyal too.

>>23804404
I wrote my "ideal woman", but that doesn't mean I wanted to hook up with someone. It's not a hookup thread per se.

Why so pissy?

>>23804421
that is exactly the purpose of /soc/ is to meet people
the exact purpose of an ideal mate thread is to see if you match anyone's preference
then you try and get to know someone to see if a relationship can develop

the entire reason for this is to try and get NEET fatburgers like yourself
to step out of their basement, stop acting autistic, and actually socialize
for once in your short depressing life to get out of the basement
get some fresh air, and perhaps actually enjoy a few hours of sunlight.

but you're all so antisocial you can't even use /soc/ right

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>>23804466
>antisocial
>used incorrectly

>>23804473
you're all hiding behind your computer screens
that's pretty antisocial

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>>23804476
>socializing over the internet isn't REAL socializing

>>23802514
thanks! really appriciate it :)

>>23804483
the point of /soc/ is to find people that actually want to meet in the real world
you have the entire rest of 4chan to "social" online.
if you don't want to actually meet people /soc/ isn't the place for you.
especially not ideal partner, or any of the other dating threads.

perhaps you should visit the skype, kik, discord, or voice threads instead.

Fun exercise, wynaut.

Her:
>Local woman
>Preferably a bit older (21-25)
>Not enough disparity in professional success that it becomes A Problem
>Literally any common ground where we can both be creative and/or challenged; not a high bar (as if it's objective, which it mostly isn't), but it's a thing still
>Functioning problem-solving skills
>Actually enjoys my company, platonically and physically (maybe not INSTANTLY but you know, in reasonable time
>Physically I don't give much of a crap, but heavy makeup/otherwise formal styles aren't my bag and I'm unlikely to be into someone with seriously gutter-tier looks
>Humanizing worldview (read: pretty much guaranteed progressive politics/irreligious)
>At least a bit clingy

Me: whocurr really since this is more of an exercise than any honest belief that I'll find someone here, but yolo.
>21/M
>Portland area
>174 cm/95 kg caucasian
>not in great shape due to a hernia (D-tier face too) but my grandmother has a penchant for complimenting my ass so there's that?
>progressive as fuck, though I have yet to understand why illegal immigration isn't an issue when the serious social reforms come in
>Firmly believes in intelligent, nonviolent conflict resolution; will fite your problem bitch the moment they start some shit you can't walk away from
>pegs self as tremendous moron but desu it's more that I consider "basic competence" to be genius-tier because I'm a turd and Dunning-Kruger is a thing
>motivation??? fuck that shit lol, when none of home life/employment/relationships/creativity/physical health come together properly and le autism/possible depression are a thing, you don't get shit done without a schedule
>show me genuine love and human connection, I will become putty. Apparently it's fucking adorable.
>I may be super underemployed but I get to wear a wizard hat and teach kids to brain, so it's Pretty Fuckin' Rad.

>>23804466
Rofl, nooooo. The purpose of the thread is whatever the people who post in it want it to be as long as it's on topic. (And sometimes not even that.)

I'm actually not a NEET. I work nights, so I game and go around on the internet after work because socializing past midnight just doesn't happen irl.

I'm not so sure why you're so butthurt about other peoples' life choices, but w/e. I will continue to enjoy my life. You keep on doing whatever it is you're doing.

Him
>21-28 but I don't even really care.
>Fun to talk to - smart, open minded, full of interests, enthusiastic about the things he does, has nice stories to tell
>Sarcastic, a bit mean, can laugh and joke about everything
>Honest, upfront, not passive-aggressive
>Calm and stable, knows how to discuss
>Has his shit sorted out
>A bit weird. I like people that think or do unexpected things.
>Kind, loving, caring, empathetic
>Not jealous or controlling, doesn't feel threatened by everything I do
>Affectionate, but not cheesy or romantic
>Family oriented
>Likes spending time on his own
>Doesn't smoke or do drugs, drinks sometimes
>Loves travelling, especially roadtrips and hiking
>Has a nice taste for literature and music, loves art, likes science and politics
>Taller than me, in decent shape, good hygiene

Me
>23, F
>Student
>Sarcastic, weird sense of humour, a bit mean sometimes
>Upfront and honest, I always keep my promises
>I love food, both eating and cooking/baking
>Interested in literature, graphic novels, art, science, math, politics. Also, pretty wide music taste.
>Huge passion for travelling and hiking. If you ask me about my trips, I'll never shut up.
>Very loving and caring, to the point it is annoying
>Not really girly
>Easy to bore
>A bit shy, pretty introverted, clumsy as fuck
>5'6, brown hair, green eyes, average body.

>>23804639
I'm really interested in you, seem perfect to me lol. Lots of similar interests and love how you describe yourself. Do you have kik? Can post mine.. (22m)

>>23804639
I fit until the last three lines.
Those are the holes; I hate traveling and being outdoors, one could argue about whether or not I'm in shape, and I have scant appreciation for art and depressing cynicism for politics.
Some'a the other stuff's subjective eg tastes, but otherwise I match nearly perfectly.

Those holes might be pretty big holes, though I'll let you judge that.

>>23804639
Well if so and interested, please kik me would love to get to know each other more! Jdilla414@kik

>>23804678
Hah, I travel a lot (at least once a month) and spend most of my time in museums or hiking, so it'd be a bit of a problem.
If you want to talk, tho, you can give me some throwaway email/skype or something.

>>23804693
>>23804676
Hey! Thank you. I don't think I have kik on my phone right now, but I'll download it. I'll text you in a bit.

>>23804729
Scientific and historical museums are lovely but I'd tend to only go if it was within an hour or so's drive of home.
If I had someone I liked who was often hiking, though, particularly far away or in an area with dangerous animals, I'd just spend my spare time worrying about them.
So that might not be for the best. Unless you're desperate enough to ask for my steam or discord.

>>23804729
Forsure just message me :) and you're more than welcome.

Her:
>between 19 and 30 years old
>scandinavian or russian
>slender, but not anorhexic
>no weird hair (blue, green etc)
>does not smoke or drink
>has good relation with her parents
>into art, litherature or history to some degree at least
>not a feminist/ SJW
>can handle Banter/ doesnt get offended by jokes
>can hold her own in a discussion
>conservative on social issues
>not obessed by matherial stuff/ mindful
>not a morning-person, likes staying up late
>enjoys nightwalks, hiking, being in nature
>likes antiquities
>doesnt party or go out a lot
>reserved towards strangers but very polite

Me:
>22
>german
>around 1,76- 78 m tall
>broad built
>grey eyes
>studying, freelance Illustrator
>recovering from major depression
>coffeine-junkey but no drugs other than that
>cant into smalltalk at all but can hold conversations for hours if i like the person i talk to
>enjoy drawing, digitally and traditionally, urban exploration, gym, fishing, hiking and looking for antique stuff on flea markets and collecting it
>fav. epoches: art noveau, gothic, industrial realism, renaissance
>fav. movies: i stand alone, wild tales, the revenant, the Witch, martyrs, the machinist, eraserhead, dogtooth
>fav. authors: Stephen King, Lovecraft, Poe, Henning Mankell, Andreas Winkelmann, Chris Carter, Dostojewski
>fav. music/composers: Edward Grieg, Richard Wagner, Saint Saens, Rammstein, Burzum, Coldworld, Eisregen, Ennio Morricone

>>23803843
Oh! You didn't know? ..They're a real pest to farmers in the Alsace

>>23804255
contact?

>>23804639
>21-28 but I don't even really care.
28
>Fun to talk to - smart, open minded, full of interests, enthusiastic about the things he does, has nice stories to tell
I guess one could say that about me, especially the stories and enthusiasm part
>Sarcastic, a bit mean, can laugh and joke about everything
Just about everything. There are certain taboo topics though, even if not many
>Honest, upfront, not passive-aggressive
Yep
>Calm and stable, knows how to discuss
Aye
>Has his shit sorted out
Yes
>A bit weird. I like people that think or do unexpected things.
Always expect the unexpected
>Kind, loving, caring, empathetic
Yes!
>Not jealous or controlling, doesn't feel threatened by everything I do
I just hope you aren't either
>Affectionate, but not cheesy or romantic
Ohmygodyes. I will give my SO the occasional gift and do nice "extra" stuff for her, but not because it's expected of me.
>Family oriented
Yep, I love my family.
>Likes spending time on his own
I actually need alone time once in a while or I get grumpy.
>Doesn't smoke or do drugs, drinks sometimes
No drugs, non-smoker, casual/social drinker
>Loves travelling, especially roadtrips and hiking
Hell yes! My only goal in life is visiting 100 countries, I love roadtrips and I hike a lot
>Has a nice taste for literature and music, loves art, likes science and politics
I'm interested in all of them, but what is a "nice taste"? Maybe our interests differ...
>Taller than me, in decent shape, good hygiene
1,90m (6"3 or smth like that in freedom units?), skinny but fit, hygiene is a must.

I also love cooking. Like. Really love.

>>23804639
Hey, this fits me pretty well. Am 30, but eh. Esp fit the music, art, politics, travelling bit, and am chilled out, kind, a bit weird in a good way (I think) and like to joke about stuff. My skype is greg101612 if you want to have a chat.

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>>23804119
I'm this guy

>>23805030
You look like a montreal weirdo.

>>23804279
You can find out by sending who you think it is your address and leaving your front door unlocked overnight

...ok yes it's me ;( no bully pls

>>23805068
Matane weirdo. Just a couple hundred miles away.

>>23804965
>My only goal in life is visiting 100 countries
I'm going for 25 countries before I turn 25, and then I'd like to reach 100 before I die, too.

>I also love cooking. Like. Really love.
That's pretty awesome. Me too. I'm a bit obsessive about food.

Do you have skype or something?

>>23805021
Sounds great! I'll add you in a bit :)

>>23805079
how much money you making?

>>23805083
You need someone to pay your bills for you?

>>23805086
i dont mess with broke daddy

>>23805088
I don't waste time with golddiggers. Besides you should know asking questions like this is rude.

>>23805094
confirmed for broke ass nigga
TURN OFF
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>>23805097
Good to know I have people like you filtered out.

Ideal girl
>21-31
>5'4-5'10
>glasses
>likes nerdy shit like anime, board games
>neon hair but anything non blonde is k
>not gigawhale but chubby is love.
>Into playing pc games with me
>enjoys going out on the weekends just as much as spending one at home together
>has heard of board games like settlers or wouldn't mind learning about them
>loves cuddles
>preferrably kinkier than me.
>enjoys books, isn't religious or super conservative.

Me.
>28
>chubby
>6'1
>Short dark hair
>nerdy
>Into anime but not obsessed
>has steady job, lives on own, and Has own car
>glasses
>sarcasm
>Little shy at first but good at conversation
>enjoys a lot of Vidya and Netflix


Kik is Dogecollector

>>23805119
look, you dont attract flies with vinegar, sell yourself next time.
your ugly mug aint enough

>>23805080
>Do you have skype or something?

Yea, but I'm not posting it openly on 4chan, so just send me yours to my throwaway mail and I'll add you.

[email protected]

>>23805123
lol butthurt golddigger trash

gtfo

>>23804920
Kik:Keepscaite. But if you don't have kik, I do have a throwaway email.
[email protected]

>>23803587
Contact info?

Her
>18-20
>Not an idiot. Clumsy is fine, but preferably not the mental capacity of a 12 year old
>Likes video games and anime
>5'8" or shorter
>Asian or white
>Skinny
>Small breasts
>A better conversationalist than me, but that's not particularly difficult
>No drugs or smoking, alcohol is ok though
>Lives somewhere in the UK

Me
>19
>Studying computer science at university
>Should probably find something other than anime and videogames to fill my spare time with
>Somewhere between 5'7" and 5'8" if I remember correctly
>Somewhere between average and fat, though I can lost weight without too much hassle if I get motivated to do so
>Shy
>Garbage tier conversationalist
>Hate the sound of my own voice
>Am semi-fluent in German and am attempting to learn Japanese
>White
>Live in the UK

>>23800663
You sound nice but unfortunately pretty far away

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Her:
>18-23
>Lives in US
>Don't care about race
>Don't be obese, at least care about your body.
>Weeb and Vidya are okay
>Talkative and clingy are okay
>I'm cool with you being a NEET, I don't really care about finding someone who's rich I want to finally love someone. I'd rather live life homeless and in love than try staying with someone I hate because they have money. Already did that.

Me:
>21
>Jobless atm and live with mom.
>280lbs powerlifter trying to cut weight this summer, have to lose enough weight to join military.
>Long black hair, growing until I am able to join military, then will donate hair.
>I don't really talk much to people I don't know but I am very talkative once I get to know you.
>I'm looking to settle down with someone, I spent enough time sleeping around since I was 16 and wasting the last 5 years of my life doing nothing but that.
>I really just want to start my life over again with someone.

>>23805243
kik is Womper62

>>23800626
>Her:
>>girl/guy/mtf
>>lives in canada/usa
>>18-26
>>Not black
>>somewhere between 5' and 6'6"
>>no tattoos or piercings ( ears are fine )
>>doesn't smoke
>>Doesn't drink
>>Doesn't do drugs
>>has some hobbies
>>the more clingy and possessive the better just as long as I'm still allowed to play video games with friends.
>>plays video games often
>>likes anime/manga
>>not a NEET
>>loyal and honest
>>likes cuddling
>>not very experienced sexually
>>kinky
>>somewhat dominant and assertive personality and knows what they want
>>talks a lot about random stuff
>>Doesn't mind that I'm very quiet
>Me:
>>20
>>live in Canada
>>white
>>270lbs (losing weight)
>>5'6"
>>fat
>>long brown hair
>>gray eyes
>>neet
>>Programmer, drawing,
>>Interested in electronics, AI, engineering, science, nature, the ocean, animals, biology, psycology
>>kind and patient
>>very quiet
>>submissive
>>I have NVLD and social anxiety
email: [email protected]
skype:gladgotmad
steam:http://steamcommunity.com/id/ScaryPixels

>>23805123
What if I told you that I actually make a decent amount of money but I'm just not interested in someone that is here for my wallet. I want a wife not a parasite.

>>23805215
kik: altplus1

Her:
>16-23
>shorter than 5'7
>dark hair with bangs preferably
>white or asian
>introverted
>kinda pale
>thin or chubby/thick just not fat
>really into music. you don't have to have a patrician taste but at least be open to it
>into films, cult stuff, art house, etc
>open to traveling and exploring shit
>into vidya some but not needed
>loyal and honest

Me:
>21
>6'3
>darker blonde
>pale
>average/skinnyfat
>really into music and films
>some vidya
>planning on travel
>neurotic

>>23805797
I would tell you good luck and wish you to find love.
Still, try to sell yourself next time.

Him:
>+ 6'
>25-35
>100 000$ and up
>Muscular
>Hot
>High social status

Me:
>45
>Fat
>Uneducated
>Pic : Dont objectify me

Im sure I'll catch a fly with vinegar :^)

>>23806389
I'll rub that bubbly bod all up with my hundreds

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>>23806389

Her:
>conscious of her health
>moderately physical (yoga, sports, hiking, etc)
>enjoys camping
>supportive
>domestic
>submissive

Me:
>28
>independent
>don't talk a lot
>not loud at all
>a little too aggressive sometimes
>enjoy the outdoors and fitness

Kinda minimal I guess

>>23805123
Literally every man I know would have been turned off by that question though. Wealthy men (the decent ones, anyway) are especially concerned that people associate with them for their bank account and not their selves because people try to take advantage.

A casual online thing (can be long-term) is probably what I'm looking for here. Am looking for ideal mate irl as well, but think it might be tricky with my location, so am more focused on online here. This would just be something as a nice fun thing to engage in whenever it came up. Would be looking for a girl who's in the same frame of mind
Her:
>18-33 (selective, I know)
>Height - not fussed at all. Have a certain liking for girls over 6'0" as a matter of interest :)
>Weight: Skinny to medium, but the person is more important really
>Feminine features are good, but like idiosyncrasies in looks
>Politically progressive, in a bit of a utopian way, but also pragmatic. Like to discuss what's going on, and then leave it to the side, don't like to get too worked up/depressed about the world situation
>Interested in art in general, music (not commercial as a general rule), literature. Poetic and literary would be great.
>Dry/warped sense of humour. British comedy is probably a good guidepost.
>Open to being warm/intimate/possibly sexual. As it comes along though, slowly or fast.
>Can be kinky possibly, or not. Ability to have fun/tongue in cheek humorous is probably more highly regarded.
>Not bothered if she's a bit shy/socially awkward, but hopefully soon enough would be trusting of me to be able to open up to me about it, so I'm not left guessing. Open communication in general is good.

Me:
>Male
>30
>6'0", average build
>Intelligent, not too serious, enjoy humour and cracking jokes.
>Really into art when it strikes a chord, philosophy also. If you like Terence McKenna, come to the front of the queue.
>Do some writing.
>Living/travelling through Europe atm.
>Generally kind and patient.
>Like bouncing off people for inspiration for projects here and there.

Skype: greg101612

Her.
18-24
In the UK
Affectionate
Into vidya but not necessarily as much as me.
Mild weeb is OK
Sexually open to being dominated or dominant.
Shorter than me.
Not skinny, average or little bit of chub.
Glasses are a bonus
Not smoker but vape is alright.
Likes cuddles
Likes me
Nice.
Kind
Smiles when I compliment her.
Holds my hand
Makes me proud
Nice hair. Well maintained
Loyal.
Open about feelings.
Smart enough, but not necessarily a genius
Likes to talk, about anything.
Is content just being with me, no matter what we're doing.

Me
20
Male.
White
UK
Afro hair (suits me)
Into tech and vidia games.
Student.
Loyal,
Committed,
Earn enough to buy whatever i want, even as a student.
Confident.
New to Photography,
Likes sleep.
Likes drinking.
Not into drugs or smoking, but not opposed to them.

Apologies for any misspellings or bad punctuation, I'm on mobile.

>>23804404
Man, my post really triggerd you huh?
I prefer to add others, and I'm even more glad that I didn't post contact info now that I see a butthurt asshole like you has been lurking. I'm also from the US, just didn't remember to list it. And your description of curvy fits me perfectly, thanks for clearing that up for anyone who may think it means otherwise. I'm not lying at all about being loyal, but that might be hard for you to understand seeing as you're giving off bitter /r9k/ aspie vibes.

>>23806870
feel free to kik me trewolfe

>>23806870
Not just butthurt. It seems like he feels entitled to this information. He's literally angry about not having access to a woman.

Just facepalm-worthy.

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Her:
>19-21
>Loving
>submissive
>kinky
>good eyes
>Decent personality
>Cuddler
>Listener
>Quiet
>Touchy/Grabby
>Good sense of Humor
>Able to pick up
Me:
>Male
>18
>6'2
>230 pounds
>pot grower
>kinky
>dominate
>Kind hearted
>explores the mind
>Long Hair
>loves to choke and be choked
>Loves to cuddle in bed all day


Kik:beingisseeing

Her
>Is a stupid submissive whore who wants to be used and abused on a daily bases
>Lives with me as a full time slave

Me
>29/m/Europe
>has money

Any takers?

>>23808775
>has money

i dont know anyone who does tbqh. if you mean bonds and assets, good for you.

>>23800935
>Meshuggah
Noice

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>>23801796
>meet all of description until last line
MAGA 2016

>>23808775
Forgot Skype: btjp111

>>23808788
It's not like I'm filthy rich, but I don't have to work a single day in my life again, unless I want to.

>>23800881
Pretty confident I fit the bill. Got the red hair n all. I'm irish, 20 years old. Kik is Conail.bridges hmu if u want

>>23808931
Your male. I hardly think any of it is true. Money runs out faster than you think.

9148799372 Have fun

>>23808988
What you think is hardly relevant, since you don't know anything about my financial situation, and how I handle the money. Thank you for the input anyway.

>>23809052
Glad I could help.

>>23804639
May I ask where you are from? You seem pretty cool and I fit your bill quite good

>>23803180
Contact info?

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Her:
>18-25
>appearance isn't that important
>Pref. under 5'5'' (short girls are life..)
>Clingy/possessive
>Won't take me for granted
>loyal and honest
>Being a NEET isn't a dealbreaker
>Loves to cuddle and sit in a lot
>somewhat of a sex drive
>Lives somewhere on the east coast US
>Pref no drugs (weed is fine)
>doesn't smoke
>romantic, cheesy, mushy, dorky
>Out of party phase.

Me:
>21
>Live in Georgia
>6'5''
>Brown hair+glasses
>Slight chub, but losing weight fast
>White
>Decent job (not a career tho)
>Relatively intelligent, not a genius
>Really patient
>Cares too much
>clingy/possessive
>can't resist treating my partner like a goddess
>somewhat dominant
>Vidya (really only if I have someone to do it with)
>Anime/netflix/movies in general
>Loves cheesy romantic mushiness
>Big softie, loves animals and cuddling.
>emotional baggage, but easily comforted.
>Looking to finally settle down

Skype: musicfr34k6 (ought to make a new one honestly..)

him
>likes to workout
>Good eating habits (not a picky eater)
>25-29
>taller than 5'6
>virgin (yes you read that right)
>christian (doesn't have to be pastor status but he is trying to be a good christian guy)
>asian white or hispanic
>plays some video games
>romantic
>goofy
>somewhat clingy or posessive
>does not smoke, drink or do drugs
>is working or going to school
>adventurous
>shy

me
>25
>5'6
>hetero
>college graduate
>loves to workout
>video games erry day
>eats healthy
>virgin
>christian
>loves animals
>jealous type (but not over the top)
>love nature and animals
>traveling would be fun
>into alternative rock, 80s,90s, kpop
>live in Florida
>bilingual
>very mellow type
>very shy
>hispanic

if ya wanna know more just ask

>>23810722
cats > dogs
LoL is no videogame
vegan is not healthy

>>23810749
>cats > dogs
good not a dog person
>LoL is no videogame
i don't play LoL
>vegan is not healthy
I love bacon and meat

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>halfway through describing my perfect girl
>realise im describing my ex

>>23810765
you're only okay if you dutifully play Dirt Rally daily events everyday

>>23802466
Do you have skype?

>>23810768
I did that too man, then I realized there were things o wanted which she didn't offer me, and added those on too, she wasn't perfect mate trust me.

>>23810722

Girls like you are really perfect, unfortunately I like sex and sinning way too much. It's not that I don't believe in god or anything, it's just that I don't give a fuck what he thinks

Good luck

>>23810722
shame youre very likely a brainwashed catholic

the most fail of all the opiates of the masses

>>23810933
aint even into religion but in Christ and his word.

>>23809621
Europe. What about you?

>>23810722
you like described me, except for the 25-29 :/

Ideal girl:
>20-27
>Shy is fine
>Kind is a plus
>Writer and/or Musician (not mandatory, but writing would be a plus)
>Likes staying in most of the time, but doesn't mind going out once in a while
>Enjoys trying food, not picky
>Can think for herself
>Is not afraid of sharing secrets or feelings
>Enjoys sex and being intimate (not required daily)
>Cuddle bug
>Doesn't want kids
>Reliable/Supportive
>Independent, does not mind alone time or when we don't talk all day (not clingy)
>Would love to have pets/has pets
>Loyal
>Honest

Me:
>24, male, white
>dark, long hair
>blue eyes
>introverted
>mostly quiet
>musician and occasional writer
>full time job, own a home, live alone

>>23810952
age?

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this will never come true but whatever
Her:
>girl
>lives in holland
>18-20ties
>light skinned
>not fat
>height.. doesn't matter (as long it's not a midget)
>all natural hair colors welcome (gingers are the best tho)
>sporty
>good taste in music (doesnt listen to the shit on the radio of today)
>intelligent
>likes playing vidya with me
>likes watching movies with me
>loyal.. most important thing
>loves to cuddle
>strong minded
>will hug me very hard
>loves me forever...


Me:
>18
>lives in holland
>light skinned
>78kg
>180
>athletic muscular
>dark hair
>brown eyes
>into history and philosphy
>good music taste
>gettin fit to join the military
>a weird jumpy joker with weird humor.. some people think i have adhd because of it (i dont tho)
>dog lover (even tho i had 3 cats and never had a dog)
>kinda nerdy.. people don't expect it
>smokes rarely, drinks even less (never did drugs)
>thinks that he can cook
>kick boxer
>movie lover
>never gets angry im like a puppy V
>very loving and protective (id beat the shit out of whoever touches her)
>very hugy
>very talkative
>confident
>romantic
>would walk to earth back and forth for her...
>has never been in a real relationship..
>still a virgin (saving myself for jesus :^)
>will hug her even harder
>would love her forever
sigh... please?

Skype: bio_yf
email: [email protected]

>>23810722
I fit your stuff pretty well, would love to chat, can I get your skype or kik?

>>23800978
>unironic usage of CIS
>pic has tumblr in the name

NOPENOPENOPE

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Her:
>Biologically female
>USA
>18-25ish -- this doesn't matter too much
>"white", asian
>skinny/slim or fit/toned
>I prefer shorter, but anything else is fine
>big tits are good, everything else is dependent on the person
>slim waist, wide hips, big/round ass
>short hair is king
>talkative
>eccentric
>passionate
>kinky
>open-minded
>etc

Me:
>29
>6'5
>ottermode
>I work in IT
>live alone with my cat, and she's more important to me than you are
>extremely passionate
>perfectionist
>varying tastes, and while I'm deeply embedded into what I like, I'm more than willing to -- and constantly do -- try new things
>diy hobbies
>enjoy gaming, photography,digital design, technology in general, history, etc
>extremely, extremely talkative. I won't stop until I'm forced to
>very deep voice, fairly loud
>stubborn
>other things you probably don't care about

I have a kik and skype.
My kik is whyamievendoingthis
My skype is standards. (with the period)

>>23812274
what is your kik name so i can know who you are?

>>23812320
I actually fit a lot of your interests as well :D would love to talk more if interested, kik is jdilla414. 22 Male

>>23812320
My Kik is gstoka

>>23812341
jd hurst?

>>23804090
>>23804100
Since I'm an idiot, I forgot contact.

pervertmage is my kik, if anyone is considering biting the lure.

>>23812378
And my ID changed, again... Of course.

>>23812370
What lmao? No clue what you're talking about. Msg me!(jdilla is a mc that passed away he's from Detroit)

>>23812385
lol when i type it, it says jd hurst at the top and "jDilla" at the bottom.

Her:
>US
>19-24
>skinny to average
>tall pref but whatever
>any hair or eyes
>smokes
>generally cool as shit
>artistic, diy stuff++
>likes to sing (bad or good idc) or play an instrument
>wants to hop freight trains across the country with me someday

ME:
>22
>6'5" 185lb
>shit IT job
>books/comics to pass the time
>try to be more creative
>love music
>cigarettes
>like to cook new foods a few times a month
>generally misanthropic but if I like someone I know how to be a good friend/boyfriend/whatever
>haven't fully outgrown edgy teenage nihilism

>>23800626
Her:
>Girl
>Lives in Chile
>Ages 24-28
>Any body type as long as it's not pathological, I'm not picky
>No tattoos or piercings
>Doesn't smoke or drink, or drinks only casually
>Bit of a nerd, accepting of my own nerdy ways; preferably if she plays videogames or engage in tabletop gaming
>Bit clingy
>Somewhat dominant
>Spiritual
>Not too critical of others and especially me
>Can hold a conversation and initiate one herself; preferably, she can talk about everything
>Physically affectionate, is fine with receiving lots of it
>Open to children in the future
>Not a lot of baggage (kids, heavy and untreated mental issues, jail)

Me:
>27
>Lives in Chile
>5'10'' or 11'' (1.8m)
>Skinnyfat
>Dark brown (black-like) hair
>Brown, honey-ish eyes
>Currently working on thesis
>Like to be knowledgeable
>Smart but naive
>Huge nerd
>Affectionate as hell
>Shy to approach, more talkative when I get comfortable
>Patient
>Very tolerating to different personalities
>Don't smoke, drink only when comfortable, never get drunk
>Love to walk and to have cozy moments

Contact: Ask if interested. Not really believing I will get a hit here.

>>23800626
Him
>male
25-33
lives in eastern us
maybe a bit chubby but not insane, tries to work out
height dreamy wuyld vibe higher but 5'5-510 is perfect
dark hair
light eyes
or with dark eyes
very smart
intellectually challenging
we both feel bored by the people around us
i ramble, hes patent
i want sex but I'm still scared every time I'm rarely fully honest but id love to be to relax
skype sytemicabortion

>>23810722
does it have to be christian?
Zarathustrian, Jewish, Muslim doesn't work?

>>23812933
i dont think it meant religion in particular even atheist would fit that description.

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Any women in australia in this thread??

Her:
>18-30
> lives in australia (sydney)
>white
>body type: skinny to chubby
>plays video games
>likes some nerdy stuff (books, comics, something)
>kinky (switch/domme)
>likes cuddles
>likes cats
>open minded and into conspiracy theories
>someone kind and caring
>good sense of humor and loves to laugh

Me:
>30 male
>180 cm
>white
>skinny
>red hair
>kinky, kinda submissive
>software developer
>into video games, science and technology
>love conspiracy theories
>loves cuddles
>introvered and a bit awkward
>good sense of humor

kik: bigredron

>>23812933
he has to be born again

>>23812950
I thought christians didn't believe in reincarnation?

>>23812942
i don't mean religion in particular, i mean Abrahamic religions

>>23812953
i mean they have to be saved.

Me
>20 male
>5'7"
>bachelors in physics. Going for Phd
>sad
>philosophical
>quiet and hasn't made small talk in a while
>not shy
>dislikes tv and social media

her
>not sure what I'm looking for in a friend/partner. mostly it's just the genes in our face that's important I guess...

>>23812955
does it have to be the religion that Jesus brought us, or the religion that pastors say nowadays?

>>23812964
I use to spend a lot of time engaging in the arts.
My dream is simply to finish a book or two on physics.
Then maybe Ill go do something else.

>>23813000
Novel on physics ? Like universe in the nutshell?

>>23812964
>skipping masters
Thesis may I ask?

Yeah-yeah!

>>23810722

Somehow I always lose it at the smoking bit but I I'm there with everything else, though its been my experience smoking is a deal breaker with most Christian girls

>>23800663
Damn it, everything but Florida.

>>23810947
It's getting interesting.. same. Which part of Europe?
>Pls say central

>>23813732
S-sort of.
Do you have skype or something?

>>23813749
I don't use Skype, but got Kik and Discord.
Could drop a throwaway-mail or you drop yours.

>>23813778
>I don't use Skype, but got Kik and Discord.
Give me an email, I'll write you in a bit :)

>>23804639
>>23813828
If two people aren't too much, you're welcome to email me too. I'm not really looking for anything romantic but we're very alike and a travel/hiking buddy with more similar interests and within Europe would be really cool. Open to other guys too who'd go hiking in Europe as well.

[email protected]

>>23810835
Sure! But I can't remember the username, what yours? I'll find you

Him :
>Arround 20
>Not too chubby, not too skinny, aside from that I'm too much regarding
>Willing to do a tiny bit of sport with me
>Kind, patient, listening when needed ; dominant and authoritative in bed
>Willing to switch positions/role
>Have hobbies I can share & talk about (almost any will do)
>Not clingly and not a drama-queen
>Autonomous (can cook, do the dishes, etc... with me)
>No drugs

Me :
>20/M/Fra
>Bi heavily prefering guys
>Tall and relatively /fit/, white
>Engineering student
>Loves to talk about random stuff, preferably humanities (history, culture, etc...)
>Very shy and introvert, but ready to be a bit slutty if I want to

>>23813880

Do you have a kik?

>>23813885
I have but I don't really know how to use it
shifty_rail

>>23813887
>>23813893
Intended for (you)

>>23812285
I'm an intersectional feminist too
does that make u mad, u fat nerd :3

>>23813828
You can drop your contact for me at [email protected]

>>23800978
Hey I think I fit what you are looking. I'll add you on Skype

>>23812965
the word of God. the pastors should go by the word.

>>23813042
are you going to quit anytime soon? are you over 25 or 25? what do you smoke? weed? cigarettes? what do you look like?

>>23800663

>Him
>That's me
>Lives in Michigan though

Damn it!

>>23815109
Send me an email~

>>23813880
Skype?

Her:
>girl
>introvert
>lives in/near Texas/Louisiana/Arkansas/Oklahoma preferably
>18-24
>Weight: not obese/anorexic/bulimic
>Height: 5'1" - 5'10"
>wavy/curly hair (Bonus, not required)
>doesn't smoke/do drugs (Drinking fine)
>plays video games
>likes cuddling/holding hands
>likes anime
>loyal, and sort of clingy
>loves animals
>wants kids (Biological, or adopted)
>good grooming habits
>no piercings besides ears/nose/lip
>will watch movies/shows with me
>not extremely, overly religious
>average sex drive (Ideal; I would, and have dated asexual girls)


Me:
>guy
>introvert (I.N.T.J.)
>21
>white (Mixed European)
>lives in East Texas
>atheist (Not intolerant)
>Weight: 168 lbs
>Height: 6'0"
>average build (Sort of lanky)
>medium brown hair
>green eyes
>drinks occasionally (I make wine at home)
>loyalty of a dog (Also sort of clingy)
>patience of a Buddhist monk
>probably watches too much anime
>practices archery
>good at cooking (Mostly just Italian food though)
>loves animals (Has dogs, and cats)
>average sex drive
>has O.C.D., and anxiety problems
>sort of monotone, with limited facial expressions

Her:
>20+
>lives on the East Coast of USA (I might consider any other place
I don't care just be yourself I'm not really picky

Me:
>guy
>23
>average size but very active (plays on a semi professional team)
>black dude
>5'9
>likes paranormal stuff, fishing, taking long trips
>fucking loves cats
>i might tease you a lot so prepare for that
>selfless and loyal
>i might also spoil you once we're serious

skype: kevinvolkovv

Her
>lives in Illinois
>20+
>race isn't important (but I have a thing for dark skin)
>thick but not fat
>any height
>loves to cuddle
>a little clingy but not too much
>doesn't smoke or do drugs
>a bit of a smart ass sometimes
>gets my dry ass sense off humor
>not easily offended
>likes to go do random things and have fun
>likes to have deep conversations
>likes to watch and make fun of terrible movies
>not passive aggressive at all

Me
>male
>21
>5'11"
>white
>210lb little chubby, but have bigish chest and broader shoulders so it looks ok
>dark brown hair
>glasses
>hazel eyes
>surprisingly strong
>intelligent
>graphic design major and marketing minor
>plays too many video games
>drinks with friends
>good at witty one liner jokes
>really calm demeanor
>can say outrageous things with a straight face
>decent photographer and artist
>likes to cook
>likes to snuggle in bed with someone and watch movies