Guess ethnicity thread
>>23228418
white
>>23228418
Finnish.
>>23228426
Brit.
>>23228426
...
Irish
>>23228443
Italian/irish
Who here foreskin restoration?
Me, it fuckjng hurts
Tf is foreskin restoration?
How does it work?
not circumcised but I want to lengthen mine.
POST YOUR DICK IN A DRINK.
TAKE YOUR PENIS, PUT IT IN A DRINK, TAKE A PICTURE, SIMPLES.
>>23205394
directions unclear dick stuck in blender
>>23205768
Pic?
/chub/
>camwhore thread for chubby girls
Timestamps are required from new girls and girls who didn't post in a long time.
Females Only.
Previous /chub/ thread: >>23104180
>>23202477
dat macro gotta go
>barf
>>23202477
first call for nil, baps or alice
peach pls
Lets get going
Why not roll
I never roll 9's
New general kik thread since the others are saturated
Kik: sotgoat
22/M/Straight
Haven't gone outside in 2 months except for food.
So far feeling slightly depressed and lonely.
It'll all be over next week since class starts though.
Girls welcome to talk to me.
>implying guys want to talk to other guys
M/23/ bi
Looking anything basically. I'm down for what ever.
Kik- Tommykermit54
Kimmydol1
F/18
No Canada thread? This is now a Canada thread.
613 here, and you?
604
bump
There is a canada thread, but, aside from that, 613 Kingston
Potential immigrant here.
How easy is it to get an under the table job here or find a worm sponsor?
Describe a person by looking at their eyes thread.
Last one went fairly smoothly, so here it goes again. Please refrain from using 1-10/10 scale, as it is dry and sterile, instead write down your impressions and what not.
I'll start.
I'll respond once I see a few more posts.
Let me say in advance that I'm awful at making assumptions. Also sorry about the weird angle, I'm using my cellphone's camera.
>>23230978
Kind and considerate, when it suits you
>>23231118
Experiencing a lot of inner turmoil, don't have adequate outlets for your emotions
>>23231123
A little naive, scared to live to your fullest potential or lacking the willpower to do so
Craigslist casual encounters thread. Talk about your experiences or get advice about posting ads, etc.
I'm a gay guy in my late 20's and I was really feeling like finding a younger guy to give head to. So a few weeks ago I figured I would have a go at finding one on craigslist. I made a casual encounters post and simply focused on being as honest and straightforward as possible to hopefully get serious replies.
Quite a few dud replies that didn't go anywhere ensued, but I recieved one that was clearly more serious, including more information about himself and asking questions about me and what I wanted that made it clear he had a genuine interest. He was a very cute 18 year old boy, straight but horny and curious about receiving head from a guy.
After chatting for a couple days, we decided to meet up. We met at a cafe and had a coffee and a sandwich, just to have a chat and see that neither of us was a crazy psychopath, and to get a bit more comfortable with each other. Then we went back to my place, and sat on the couch and talked for a while about each of our previous experiences and what we wanted to get out of this one. Since he was younger and less experienced, I tried to make sure he was comfortable and certain he wanted to do it, because the last thing I would want is for him to regret our encounter in the future.
(cont.)
>>23222850
(cont.)
After talking for a while he said he felt comfortable and ready, and suggested we go ahead. So we got into my bed, he laid down and I got on top of him sitting across his legs. I pulled up his shirt and started rubbing his stomach, and his crotch through his pants - he was already rock hard before I had even touched him, and the fact that he was so excited about it turned me on a lot. I took my time teasing him, rubbing him through his boxers, kissing and licking his stomach, before I pulled his boxers down and revealed an aevrage size, uncut, oh-so-suckable cock. He was slightly trimmed, but with quite a bit of hair still left. I licked and tasted every inch from the head to his balls, before I took it in my mouth and started doing my thing for real, determined to do my best to give him an amazing blowjob.
After about 10 minutes of enjoying his gasps and moans he made it clear in a really intense voice he was about to cum, so I picked up my pace slightly, made sure both my hands were playing with his cock and balls too, and prepared to take my reward. His cock twitched in my mouth as he unloaded down my throat, and I felt his whole body tensing and trembling underneath me, pushing up into me. I kept him in my mouth a little bit longer, gradually slowing down and making sure I licked him clean.
Afterwards he got dressed, and we talked about it again for a little while. He said he really enjoyed it and was happy he had gone through with it, I told him I was happy he felt that way and that he would be welcome back if he wants to. I definitely loved every moment of it and hope I can do it again soon, either with him again if he wants to, or with another boy.
>>23222857
What were your previous experiences?
FEMALE SEXY AUDIO (FSA)
Dirty talk, audio masturbation, vocal smut and shenanigans all recorded on vocaroo or other sites and posted.
Be as tame, romantic, sensual or filthy as you like. Record your masturbation, try some scripts, improv, sing, play music, talk about your favorite sexual fantasies, and/or just look for requests on the thread.
Please remember to tag your post with your Thread name, the request link and/or title and type of work (song, fap, script, etc...)
And if you sing please put the title on it.
All content is welcome here, but...
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GIANT SCRIPT and LINK ARCHIVE: http://pastebin.com/5fNkmWLW
AUDIO HOSTING SITES
http://www.vocaroo.com
http://tindeck.com/
http://www.picosong.com
http://clyp.it/
http://www.chirbit.com
http://soundgasm.net
https://soundcloud.com
TEXT-HOSTING
PASTEBIN: http://pastebin.com/
SOUND EDITING SOFTWARE
Audacity.sourceforge.net Best Free Recording Software on the Interwebs
FSA FAQ http://pastebin.com/RuFTF8iD
!!!QUESTIONS FOR NEW GIRLS!!! http://pastebin.com/QTEyFg4w
PRO-TIPS FOR PERFORMERS http://pastebin.com/CV86rFZ9
VK's...
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<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< NEW TO FSA?>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ARE YOU NEW TO THE FSA EXPERIENCE?
First time to the thread? Unsure what to do? Why not answer some questions?*
OR masturbate/moan for us? <everyone loves that>
OR you can just pick a script off the thread or in our vast and untamed script archive: http://pastebin.com/5fNkmWLW
*QUESTIONS FOR NEW GIRLS http://pastebin.com/QTEyFg4w
If...
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FSA BINS
==========================
SEXUAL
FSA SCRIPTS BY SUBJECT http://pastebin.com/RYXxya7b
FSA FUTANARI http://pastebin.com/XfUX3Qh6
FSA COCK-RELATED SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/Tk99kewv
FSA ROBOTS, GYNOIDS, SIMULANTS & ALIENS http://pastebin.com/RM2dk3cm
FSA FEMSUB COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/ggca5wdW
FSA GIRL-ON-GIRL COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/QHtVuJgv
FSA FEMDOM COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/kteSetxK
FSA SUPER SHORT SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/5Hv6L4si
FSA OLD STUFF FOUND http://pastebin.com/sFHk5huh
FSA FEELS GOOD,...
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Prison Survival Survey. How screwed are you if you get sent to prison?
>Height
>Weight
>Body Type
>Gender
>Ethnicity
>Ever been in a fight?
>Personality Type
>You're eating lunch and a large muscular guy walks up to you and grabs food off your tray without asking and eats it. What do you do brobots?
>Do...
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I'm fucked.
>5'10''
>155 pounds
>Cute, supple, lean.
>White, pretty tan tho.
>No
>Pretty quiet, the thinker of the group.
>I'd let him have it, hoping to win him with kindness.
>5'2"
> usually about 100 pounds
>petite
>Asian
>no
>ENFP
>watch him as he eats it
I pick>>23235271
I figure I'd punch a guard at check in while screaming manically, just to spread the rep, then spend rest of the sentence in solitary.
What does /Soc/ Think?
>>23235016
What does Smee think?
>>23235016
You actually look exactly like my buddy...
Just swap your glasses for shooter's yellow bifocals. If he weren't in the next room, I'd assume you were him.
RATE THREAD
Old rate thread seems stale, near the bottom half of the catallog. Try to r8 as many people as you can, post opinions, suggestions etc
Sorry for blurry pic, trying not to drop my phone over the edge of my loft workshop. Cut my hair since the last time I posted
>implying anyone remembers
>>23232851
6.5/10
sorry if blurry, lighting is fucked in here
>>23232851
oh yeah, forgot suggestions, perhaps try to grow a stubble, seem somewhat babyface, and your hair is acting a little weird in your neck and at the sides
MEH THREAD PT2
last one was pretty fun so I thought I'd try this again
for those of you who don't know I am meh I am straight say hello or say fuck you
let's have some
>>23232274
Timestamp on dick.
>>23232359#
Nah but here's a time stamp
PROFILE TRHEAD
Like a rate thread, but a bit more interesting.
1)Attach a picture of yourself.
2) List your favourite movie, book, comic, show, whatever. Keep the list to 5 or so things you really enjoy.
3) List a few significant things about yourself. Where you live, if you want. Hobbies. Religion. Moral stance. Job. Whatever.
4) Post contact info if you want. Or don't. Your call.
5) Rate other people's pics and profiles from 1 to 10, comment on why you rated them the way you did if you want.
I'll start.
I'm really big into superhero shit, and since Batman was my childhood hero, The Dark Knight ends up in my top 3 movies by default. I really love Terry Pratchett, H.P. Lovecraft, Robert J. Sawyer, and James A. Moore.
I love philosophy, but have no patience for learning it academically; I just learn the principles as a hobby, think and write a bit about them, and debate at parties. Yes, I am THAT guy.
I'm pretty liberal, but like to think I'm more centre-left. The government should serve the will of the majority, protect the...
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>>23229295
>1)Attach a picture of yourself.
>
>2) List your favourite movie, book, comic, show, whatever. Keep the list to 5 or so things you really enjoy.
The Great Escape, Guardians of the Galaxy, Indiana Jones, Gladiator, Michael Crichton books, slice of life or fighting anime, rock/metal/some reggae
>3) List a few significant things about yourself. Where you live, if you want. Hobbies. Religion....
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>>23229373
Doubt we'd get along, but you seem cool. Digging the look in the picture, and you seem like the kind of dude who lives life on his own terms and with a degree of self-sufficiency. 7.