I've only came once in my life, but I do really love sex. I'm always safe and clean but there's something about manwhores that turns me on. I've been getting laid more often recently and stopped masturbating, but I really loved my "me" time. I'm considering getting two dildos like the gif attached. I'm pretty tight so I'm not sure if i can find one small enough for me, if not maybe I'll have to cope. Anyone have the same problem? I like masturbating and cam whoring so much more than sex it seems. Oh and post your...
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UNITED KINGDOM THREAD.
What's not to like?
On a sidenote, is literally anyone else from the west midlands?
New kik group, drop name if you're not a fucking normie
How are you supposed to live after it?
>be 25 yo male
>sis livin abroad tells to visit her for a week stay while holidays i planed with previous slut
>sis is 22
Should i share more?
why would anyone go on the internet and tell lies?
>sis is bi, so am i
>when we're both single get used to go to clubs and gay places together
>go to a lesbian creepy place in belgium, creepy as hell, we leave
>still manage to get heavily drunk, which happens at least once when we're together
>get back to her place
>play super smash bros as we always do after a drinking night
>sister stops the game to lurk at princess peach's ass - she always does when she plays smash bros
>ask me about peach's ass
>tells her it's cgi and boring, but i always found her ass nice and i could tell cause i'm her brother and totally not sexually involved
>she says i have to judge honestly, take off her trousers, and has a g string
>it's blue, like the kind of lingerie i like to fap to
>awkward silence and boner
>sis get dressed again
>get to kitchen
>turns off light, brings more booze
>get back to game with more booze
>sis heavily drunk, so am i
>but still, the kind of drunk where alcohol barely fights the anxiety
>yea, feel weir dlike that
>play derp as hell
>sis too doesn't play well
>she pauses the game
>"ok anon looks like there is too much stress here, and we both know why"
>"errr... because the light is off?...."
>she turns off tv and game, and her whole flat
>place silent and dark as hell
>helicopter feeling because of alcohol
>get back to surface suddenly when sister gets on my lap; as i'm sitting on the couch
>lick my cheek, laugh, and kiss me
>immediatly grab her ass for some reason
>she rubs her croch on mine
>i push her away from the couch
>say we shouldn't do that, suggest to sleep
>she comes from her room minutes after
shared the story for the first time a few days ago, some interesting talk went after that so i thought i'd share again
i'm "comfortable" with it cause it hapened as we were adults
You know how it works
You look like you're a good drinking buddy and enjoy Madden
Ok, so tell me, why do you think girls with make-up are so hot? Or someone that shows half of their boobs with pushup bra? Why do u guys never appeciate a earthy chick? What is wrong with u guys/girls? I get if u like to wear alot of makeup but to think the outside means everything is really sad.
pic related but it isnt me.
believe it or not i do care about a earthy chick. all that make up and other things are extra.
maybe its cuz I'm older but now looks are negotiable. I use to want a hot sexy qt 3.14 with all the curves but now I value her personality virtues a hell of a lot more huge tits.
So in short, when people mature, they begin to value more than the superficial aspects. Don't worry, it will get better
Brand new dick rate thread!
Last one had 48 hour old dicks without ratings
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Straight porn/dirty chat group! Yes I know its another one again, but the last one didnt seems to run anymore. Write your kik and your a/s if you want, I will add you. Its For porn trading (pics/vids) and hardcore chat
would you ever dated a Crazy qt?have you ever dated any girl with mental illness ?share your stories
all women crazy
in their genetic makeup
anyone who tells you different is lying or never been in a serious relationship
that being said
there is a correlation between the amount of crazy and good in bed
i like sending people porn pics on kik, am i weird?
Body rate thread go
Who /Locked/ here?
I will be when I order my Mature Metal JB
I'm currently locked in a Birdlocked Mini for 3 weeks instead of my comfortable HolyTrainer v2 as a punishment for my gf finding saved pics of barefoot girls in my picture folder : (.
I also own a cb6000s but it's just unusable compared to the Birdlocked for Holy, but it is the best by far a first device for its mutliple rings to size. Since I first got it in 2005, my cock has changed ring sizes twice resulted in me needing to ordering different rings for my Birdlocked and HolyTrainer, a task which would have been very hard without those cb6000s rings. As I will say the cb6000s still works fine, it's a great beginner device. If you're getting your first cage, you'll be so happy to finally have your little penis locked and chaste you won't care much about the minor details : )