Male sub thread. Anyone else in a Femdom relationship? Let's trade experiences or general femdom talk.
Also, bisexual bottom and would be into dirty chat with guys.
Kik: amlr88
OK, I need you to illuminate me on something: What sex are you primarily attracted to, and if you already fuck guys, why would you want a woman to play the role of a male?
>>22984350
>Tfw i literally have 85% of /soc/ threads hidden cause of gay shit like this
Primarily attracted to women. Probably 80/20.
But Femdom isn't a woman playing the role of a male. I don't even really know what you mean by that.
assume/R8/withwords/night thread
>all in one thread
i like this idea op
>>22983944
you've got a great smile, and no homo but i legitimately think you're real handsome. i assume you are a cinephile, but only for films that were made before the 21st century
>>22983944
8/10 You have very pleasing features.
>>22983967
my smile is hit or miss, good somedays creepy others. I think youre a handsome dude 2 muman.
I'm not really into movies but I do like classics, good call.
I give you a 7/10, definitely someone I would hangout with and I feel you are just getting back into a hobby you lost interest in years ago.
>>22983978
Glad my features pleasure you, 6/10 seem like you would have a lot of useful knowledge
Long hair thread
invited: people of any gender :^]
I love these threads. Here's my pretty long hair straightened. Been growing it for about two years with occasional trims
>>22978418
My ends are super dead and dried out and are in dire need of a haircut, but my hair grows so slowly though. Am conflicted. Nice hair Liz
Also these threads always die out before I have a chance to ever get back to the cool-ass peeps that contribute. May this thread prosper, amen god blez
>>22978500
Looks pretty good. Only the last couple inches look rough. I'm sure if you got a couple inches off it would be good as new. And yeah. I hope this one stays up for a while
To any female that may be reading this: I would like to propose an arrangement. I'm male, 29 years old, white, tall, thin. I make about 140k a year and live in major US city. It is enough for a couple people to live a comfortable middle class lifestyle.
I want to find a girl to domestically pair with, but my age and complete lack of experience (as well as idiosyncratic personality) make it hard for me to do in real life. I want to find a girl who is just willing to line up her wants with what I can offer, and her offer to what I want.
What I offer:
* Comfortable middle class lifestyle. We can eat out when we want, where we want. Live in a reasonable house outside of the city (I'm currently month to month in an apartment, so living situation is flexible). Go and do events in the city. Take weekend getaways to the little islands nearby and rent a nice place there, etc.
* I'm an intelligent, adaptable problem solver. I can help take care of things that might come up. I plan for the future. Things in my life are going reasonably well, and I could lend a hand in any difficulties that might be going on in your life too.
* Loyalty. As I mentioned, I'm 29 years old, and have no experience with women. As such, you could be supremely confident of my long term intentions.
* Flexible lifestyle. You could work if you want to. Go to school. Volunteer. Be a NEET. Whatever.
What I want:
* Not fat
* Kind person
* Feminine
* Not pushy regarding sex. The fact that I've gone 29 years without should tell you everything you need to know about my sex drive, and yours should be compatible. This might change over time, and with a willing partner - but, well, I may have just gone too long.
If you are interested at all, then send me an email (or instant message) at:
Just A Throw Away 4chan (but all one word) at gmail.com
Also, feel free to ask me questions in this thread. Or just post here to help keep my dream of finding a gf alive.
Depends on what you look like, race? Height? Weight? Good hair? Acne?
You believe 140k a year is middle class? You're an ignorant, narcissistic sack of shit. Go fuck yourself you fuck nut.
Would you be interested in a girl with C cup tits and a dick?
ITT: ask the opposite gender anything
Do guys slam.things with their penis for fun sometimes?
I know i would.
>>22977994
mostly just girls
>>22977994
On pretty rare occasions yes. The stupidest thing I do occasionally is hang a towel off it. It's not the same as slamming something but it's a stupid thing anyway.
Can we try another one of these? Anyone interested? Time stamp for the best stories.
>>22972364
first i'd tell you to bend over and pull down your panties so i could play with your pussy and finger you, then slide a bullet vibrator in there and leave it. then i'd put you in a shibari harness, and make sure it's very tight, especially over your pussy so the vibrator stays in. then i bind your arms and legs to a st andrew's cross so you're hanging upside down on it. then, i'd put a ring gag in your mouth, and fuck your throat. after a while i take a break to get a hitachi to press...
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>>22972364
Tough to fully say, but I know I would definitely want to see your eyes looking up at me as your sucking my dick, then cum all over your glasses and face.
Washington thread since the other one is down
Put area code/city and what you're looking for plus kik
18 m gay Renton looking for someone fun to pass the time :3
Please be under 24
Kiks annalany
360/ Bremerton
18f looking for just homies to smoke with. Currently have dabs and bout to get more marijuana probably tonight
Kik:proftitsmcgee
25/m/206
Day off to j off
20/M/360/Hoodsport
Come fuck off in the woods.
Atm thread cuz I'm bored and procrastinating on school work.
How's everyone doing this fine tuesday
Bored desu. I literally have nothing to do and I feel like shit because of that. Usually I have stuff to do
Tuesdays fuckin' blow
>>22971777
hi Lizzy, doing ok here, you?
Considering other thread's major success:
>Girls only
Feel free to answer/not answer as many q's as you want as elaborate as you want. The more elaborate the better pics always encouraged!
>Age
>How did you lose virginity?
>How many men fucked?
>How many dicks sucked?
>Ever fuck/suck more than 1 guy at once?
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>>22961610
We get it. You're a bunch of whores.
/thread
>>22961705
>>22961705
you can be one too anon.
I'll help
816 checking in and feeling bored
>>22989251
yum and hello
>>22989251
Interesting.
>>22989251
Healthy/10
what chu guys think. is it better to
hook up with the not so hot girl. and people know you being the chubby chaser or butterface banger
or just sit at home and masturbate. keeping your pride and your dick dry
>>22989179
>hand feels better than vagina
>vagina looks better than hand
This is what I use
whats the point if they arent hot?
>quality over quantity
As someone who consistently bangs fairly average girls. I have to say I would rather fuck a 5/10 that fuck my hand any day of the week.
My approach is pretty much to throw out lines in as many places as possible and take whatever bites. I've gotten to sleep with some pretty banging 8+'s but my best fucks have honestly been solid 5's. They're willing to make up for lackluster looks with skills and effort usually.
>>22989179
Why the FUCK you care what people think bout you in the first place?
You better start hanging with uberfuckingmensh of friends or else.
If you have shitty drinking buddies / friends you should just change the place.
btw. Chubby not bad, pussy is a pussy, don't be a jugmental you wank, fucking degenerate piece of shit.
Join a chat without any fear that you won't have a good time. It's the best chat for all the highly intellectual and serious conversations that you could ask for.
What are you waiting for? Join the best chat!
(no guests allowed)
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>>22987591
>>22987714
Nobody wants to chat with an anime cringebag beta
>>22987591
>highly intellectual
>>22987715
>
You post a title, we write a song!
Always liked seeing these threads. Simple premise, post a title and people here will write songs based on whatever titles you give them.
pic unrelated
>>22987566
saqartvelo samepho
>>22987585
aight, gimme a bit.
>>22987566
Go to /mu/ or /b/ newfriend
welcome to another iteration of music assume thread: tokyo drift-my body is on the floor but my head is falling off a cliff edition 4: there's the door
rules: you must post a song and assumptions with your post or blow me, your choice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oav_sR_RQMc
can't pick between these two
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L0vxVeGjTgo
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CoW3Sywb5xQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nV0GI8FkJBc
Whoever is posting these Dale photoshop troll triggering pics, I love you
You mean this one?
>>22987280
Its pretty cringeworthy imo
>>22987290
Yes! Its hilarous to watch him go desperate trying to cover it up, flame others, and rate himself high