Thread for masturbation/fondling hookup, because fok julle naaiers
>A / S / L
>Whatever the fuck is your preferred method of contact
>What you are looking for and why
Pic : I searched big guy on google images and this is the first result
I'll start off with myself
24, Male, Italy
Skype : polloaviariato123
Females specimens, older than the age of consent, to manually stimulate my penis to the point of orgasm. I also like to fondle tits, I really really really like it, so if you have oversensitive nipples or some shit this might not work fer ya.
To further clarify. Cuddling is also welcome, and so is kissing andtalking about each other's problems and shit is very welcome.
Basically I want a girlfriend without all the sex part. Don't ask me why.
I am going to keep making these threads until I find what I seek and then I shall finally be happy.
Can we get a thread going for girls who love Star Wars?
I'll post a slightly different one because I'm a lazy shit.
Bulge rate thread? Show off your chubbies
>Hey, so what's your life goal?
>I'm feeling philosophical.
>Also on a completely unrelated note what's some good music to listen when you're a bit stoned/melancholy?
Asking for a friend.
My goal is to gain a good passive income whilst still achieving personal/business goals, without wasting away my precious hours left on this earth chained to a desk/someone else's interests
Time for some dirty kik thread After all others are dead.
Where r the pretty girls at?
I'm 27 today and still a virgin. One girl I know gave me this pic that I sent to my younger Chad-like brother to fuck with him.
Is the family name. In honour of my 27th if any chicks could take a lewd pic with that name on a piece of paper or even on their body I would be enormously grateful. Hells, Traps and masculine men included.
I would really appreciate a parade of degeneracy
Rate my load
Lets be brave. How about a cock and face rate thread?
I'm about to graduate college with a shitty degree and no job. I'm 23 and I've never had a girlfriend. I have Asperger's and I'm pretty sure I'm ugly. Am I fucked? (pic is me)
I think I look like I have a pretty distinct developmental disability, like if I saw someone who looked like me I'd know there's something wrong with them. I'm pretty sure I'm just like the autistic people who people on 4chan joke about all the time. When I try to talk to girls I get a vibe like they're uncomfortable or they think its funny that I think I have a chance with them.
What else can I do? I'm worried the only thing I can do is accept that I'll be alone forever
one more pic, I was going out and tried to make my hair look nice and I think it just made me look dumb. My facial hair is also a lot longer in this pic
Then why in the blue fuck did you pick that degree?!
Seriously, I don't understand this crap. If you're going to dump the money and the eternal debt you're going to be in to go to Uni (Assuming you're American and this a 4 year bachelors degree program) why in all of fuck would you pick something that you knew was a "Shitty Degree"?
Kik fetish thread.
I just want a really really really sexually frustrated virgin girl to use me as an outlet for that for weeks without letting me do anything else
I'm in a internet Secret Santa. I just received my gift, and it's a hat that's too small.
If I'm asked point blank if I liked the gift, should I say that it was too small, or should I lie and say I liked it?
In your professional opinion, what is my rating (on a pitchfork scale 0.0-10.0)
Let's have an omegle. thread.
Go on omegle, and set your interests to /soc/.
Hi. I just need someone to talk to. Are you up for it, anon?