LoLo I LOVE YOU.
I MISS YOU, WHERE ARE YOU?
PLEASE COME BACK.
>>4295836
the best part of this april fools day is that it is literally impossible for lolo to post
the worst part of this april fools day is that it is literally impossible for yuji sakai to post
>>4296069
Yuji Sakai? Is that you?
Yuji, I can't and won't make this any simpler for you.
You failed at life. You failed. When one thinks of what man is capable of, pushing himself to the limits physically, mentally and emotionally to achieve heights of success never before mentioned, your name will not be whispered in the same, reverent fashion that others have.
Nobody will remember Yuji Sakai. You aren't even a header or a footer in the career of someone else. Not even [s4s]'s. You are nobody. Nothing. Nada. Zilch.
In short, you are an enormous failure.
Yuji, being that you're about 45 years old and your brain has probably hard-wired itself to accept such failures by now and write off such criticism by being "ironic", really suggests that you've passed beyond the proverbial breaking-point. There's no turning back. This is your career, this is what defines you and this is what you'll defend to the end.
The abhorrent failures that are memes such as "I make a le thread", "i lol'd so hard" and "Failboat", Yuji Sakai, that is your legacy.
Maybe I'm over-reaching, however. Who knows? People CAN change. Maybe you'll read this, Yuji, and think long and hard about what a wasteful life you've led. Maybe you'll think, "wow. It's incredible just how abysmal and pathetic I really AM!" Maybe you'll lift some weights in the morning. Maybe you'll take a self-help class.
Maybe in a couple of years, Yuji, you'll have learned from this failure. I doubt it, though.
I genuinely doubt it.
>>4296083
dude do you have ANY idea how hard i lol'd...
>>4296091
unfunny fucking garbage harm your own body
>>4296100
what about all the other Yuji Sakais
what should they do
>>4296083
>Maybe in a couple of years, Yuji, you'll have learned from this failure. I doubt it, though.
I doubt it too. Yuji has got talent, a talent for hearing criticism through one ear and out it goes through the other.
If anything were to happen to him after reading this it is that he would heed this criticism as an honour. He would polish it and then pin it to his monocolor animay shirt.
>>4296144
Mudkipz is the prince of s4s
>>4296083
Ha, you made me laff!
I kinda like this. We are not anonymous; we are random.
>>4295836
LOLO IS A CHUNKY MONKEYYYYYYYYYYYY
bump 4 lolo
>>4296241
No. She is a lovely human bean and I love her.
>>4296149
Tehodor Rusebelt is the king of s4s
>>4296493
i love your mom but that dosent mean i get to live at your house
I'm LoLo, me!
I want to unplug LoLo's computer everytime she tries to make a post
>>4296865
I love your dad and that means that you get to stay at my place, you're welcome.
>>4295836
>>4296069
what do u mean it's impossible for me to post? i'll just have a random name.
I want to unplug LoLo's stove so she's forced to post mcdonald's blogs instead
