Why Pokemon Go is Absolute TRASH
By: Thyme
Pokemon Go is trash for many, many reasons. The first of which is that it isn't really a game at all. You walk up to a pokemon, essentially roll a die, and if you get a good roll you get the pokemon. Then you raise the fucker. There isn't even battling shit like the actual games. This immediately makes it boring as fuck.
Another MASSIVE reason is that its part of the google botnet. The devs are owned by google.
Now I'm going to get into the CULTURAL impact of this. This is probably the biggest reason I hate it. You have people going out and walking around ONLY because of this game. Otherwise, they'd be sitting on their fat asses at home being useless fucks. They walk around with their face buried in their phone like a fucking retard. Once they eventually make contact with another sperg like themselves, they sit their and look at each other like the autistic fucks they are. They may mumble some words between each other, which to them counts as socializing. After they get their stupid fucking pokemon, they drag their semen crusted asses to the next one, huffing and puffing as they go. After a while, they've reached level 5, now they can choose a team! Oh god, this is where it gets autistic. You have these teams becoming gang-like and sperging out on each other in public just like they used to in mommy's basement. The only difference is that other people have to witness this shit. Its disgraceful. And at the end of the day, these fucks are PROUD of themselves. Proud that the only face to face interaction they've gotten in years is from playing some shitty phone "game" and sperging at other faggots playing it.
>>4606724
Fascinating. Thank you for your insight.
>>4606724
Lol wew lad. We got a lost robot here.
>>4606725
Pokemon Go is trash for many, many reasons. The first of which is that it isn't really a game at all. You walk up to a pokemon, essentially roll a die, and if you get a good roll you get the pokemon. Then you raise the fucker. There isn't even battling shit like the actual games. This immediately makes it boring as fuck.
Another MASSIVE reason is that its part of the google botnet. The devs are owned by google.
Now I'm going to get into the CULTURAL impact of this. This is probably the biggest reason I hate it. You have people going out and walking around ONLY because of this game. Otherwise, they'd be sitting on their fat asses at home being useless fucks. They walk around with their face buried in their phone like a fucking retard. Once they eventually make contact with another sperg like themselves, they sit their and look at each other like the autistic fucks they are. They may mumble some words between each other, which to them counts as socializing. After they get their stupid fucking pokemon, they drag their semen crusted asses to the next one, huffing and puffing as they go. After a while, they've reached level 5, now they can choose a team! Oh god, this is where it gets autistic. You have these teams becoming gang-like and sperging out on each other in public just like they used to in mommy's basement. The only difference is that other people have to witness this shit. Its disgraceful. And at the end of the day, these fucks are PROUD of themselves. Proud that the only face to face interaction they've gotten in years is from playing some shitty phone "game" and sperging at other faggots playing it.
>>4606724
ummmmmmmmmmmm what about the CHILDREN getting brutally HARMED by this video gamer thing??????????????
>>4606735
>>4606728
Pokemon Go is trash for many, many reasons. The first of which is that it isn't really a game at all. You walk up to a pokemon, essentially roll a die, and if you get a good roll you get the pokemon. Then you raise the fucker. There isn't even battling shit like the actual games. This immediately makes it boring as fuck.
Another MASSIVE reason is that its part of the google botnet. The devs are owned by google.
Now I'm going to get into the CULTURAL impact of this. This is probably the biggest reason I hate it. You have people going out and walking around ONLY because of this game. Otherwise, they'd be sitting on their fat asses at home being useless fucks. They walk around with their face buried in their phone like a fucking retard. Once they eventually make contact with another sperg like themselves, they sit their and look at each other like the autistic fucks they are. They may mumble some words between each other, which to them counts as socializing. After they get their stupid fucking pokemon, they drag their semen crusted asses to the next one, huffing and puffing as they go. After a while, they've reached level 5, now they can choose a team! Oh god, this is where it gets autistic. You have these teams becoming gang-like and sperging out on each other in public just like they used to in mommy's basement. The only difference is that other people have to witness this shit. Its disgraceful. And at the end of the day, these fucks are PROUD of themselves. Proud that the only face to face interaction they've gotten in years is from playing some shitty phone "game" and sperging at other faggots playing it.
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>>4606756
>>4606751
Pokemon Go is trash for many, many reasons. The first of which is that it isn't really a game at all. You walk up to a pokemon, essentially roll a die, and if you get a good roll you get the pokemon. Then you raise the fucker. There isn't even battling shit like the actual games. This immediately makes it boring as fuck.
Another MASSIVE reason is that its part of the google botnet. The devs are owned by google.
Now I'm going to get into the CULTURAL impact of this. This is probably the biggest reason I hate it. You have people going out and walking around ONLY because of this game. Otherwise, they'd be sitting on their fat asses at home being useless fucks. They walk around with their face buried in their phone like a fucking retard. Once they eventually make contact with another sperg like themselves, they sit their and look at each other like the autistic fucks they are. They may mumble some words between each other, which to them counts as socializing. After they get their stupid fucking pokemon, they drag their semen crusted asses to the next one, huffing and puffing as they go. After a while, they've reached level 5, now they can choose a team! Oh god, this is where it gets autistic. You have these teams becoming gang-like and sperging out on each other in public just like they used to in mommy's basement. The only difference is that other people have to witness this shit. Its disgraceful. And at the end of the day, these fucks are PROUD of themselves. Proud that the only face to face interaction they've gotten in years is from playing some shitty phone "game" and sperging at other faggots playing it.
It's 4 children
this is my first bump pls no bully
No one gives a shit, stfu.
>>4607308
Pokemon Go is trash for many, many reasons. The first of which is that it isn't really a game at all. You walk up to a pokemon, essentially roll a die, and if you get a good roll you get the pokemon. Then you raise the fucker. There isn't even battling shit like the actual games. This immediately makes it boring as fuck.
Another MASSIVE reason is that its part of the google botnet. The devs are owned by google.
Now I'm going to get into the CULTURAL impact of this. This is probably the biggest reason I hate it. You have people going out and walking around ONLY because of this game. Otherwise, they'd be sitting on their fat asses at home being useless fucks. They walk around with their face buried in their phone like a fucking retard. Once they eventually make contact with another sperg like themselves, they sit their and look at each other like the autistic fucks they are. They may mumble some words between each other, which to them counts as socializing. After they get their stupid fucking pokemon, they drag their semen crusted asses to the next one, huffing and puffing as they go. After a while, they've reached level 5, now they can choose a team! Oh god, this is where it gets autistic. You have these teams becoming gang-like and sperging out on each other in public just like they used to in mommy's basement. The only difference is that other people have to witness this shit. Its disgraceful. And at the end of the day, these fucks are PROUD of themselves. Proud that the only face to face interaction they've gotten in years is from playing some shitty phone "game" and sperging at other faggots playing it.
>>4607914
N u
>>4607308
that's my favorite age of children
