Ok [s4s] Let's talk about ham. Before we start I want you to know that I'm very passionate about ham and all things related. I truly believe that ham can improve your life and well being. Ham is a type of meat cut from the pig. It has protein, iron and zinc. You can eat it hot or cold. And cook it in many different ways. But when you see ham how I see ham you won't want to eat it. You will want to understand it, be one with it. See the beauty of ham. And love ham for your life and beyond. I am starting a group called the ham bros. If you want to learn more about ham I suggest you join. Thanks for your time. If you have any questions or just want to talk about ham then post and tag me (OP) and I will try to respond! Please keep this civil. And ham on!
Your friendly ham bro,
Hamlet
I have fond memories of my grandma letting me poke the clive cloves or whateve the fuck into the ham and it was gud
>>4598829!
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>>4598837 nice sentiment
>>4598842
uhh cloves are like plant things that look like those barricades during the siege of normandy and they have a flair and spice and you stick them in the ham before u cook it
>>4598837
Agreed with this
>>4598817
I like ham, but I like chicken more. Is that okay? And what are the benefits of being a ham bro?
>>4598877
nice dubs but I'm torn between umbro® and hasbro™ at the momentpig related
Your fortune: Average Luck
>>4598901
>I like ham, but I like chicken more. Is that okay?
NO! chicken is a type of bird. Ham is a form of godhood! you must be one with the ham... make love to ham... become ham... and then you will understand!
>And what are the benefits of being a ham bro?
You can talk to god for 45 minutes every week.
ham is haram
I don't like ham at all unless it's fancy cured stuff
then it becomes best food
plain ham a shit tho
>>4598974
I'm okay, but thanks anyways, interesting points regarding hasbro™ but I'm wearing umbro® socks right now and yet no sports
>>4598988
nice dubs, do you like a dangly ham?
>>4598988
if you look inside yourself you will find that all ham is equal. your dubs tell me that you have potential! please consider joining the ham bros and ham for life!
>>4599041
ham is made from cowe
>>4599048
yes... yes it is. who told you that if I may ask?
>>4599071
i'm a smart boy, also #1 hansy boy
>>4599096
I need people like you. how about you become a ham bro! what do you say?
>>4599135
ok me-me a ham boy
>>4599141
Good! here is your ham badge! your new name is hamilton. the next meeting is on sunday at 7:00PM. see you there.
>>4599134
first time seeing a ham?
wow idk whether to peruse the Wayne Coyne threads or this Ham thread!
So many quality choices here on s4s lately. Wow.
>>4599183
indeed, what a time to be alive!
>>4599176
thx u bby i will tresure this 4eva
well its late so I'm going to bed. if anyone wants to join the ham bros just post your:
Full name (so we know what to call you)
Address (mail updates and christmas cards)
Birthday (Birthday ham!)
Social Security Number (for identification)
Credit Card Number (ham payments)
And I will contact you in the morning. goodnight and ham on!
>>4599225
you're welcome!
>>4599306
Hambuh
>>4599306
I have to ask my mom if I can join. Do I have use a credit card? My mom doesn't like using credit online.
