Drunk again so posting here.
>>4594153
wise decision.
s4s is accommodating to drunks
http://www.aa.org/pages/en_US/find-local-aa
>>4594158
Indeed
>>4594159
I'm not an alcoholic.
>>4594174
prove it
>>4594174
I thought you only drink weekends? Are you off work?
>>4594191
>prove you're not an alcoholic
>I wasn't drunk yesterday.
spoken like a true alcoholic. who am i quoting? alcoholics everywhere
>>4594212
I'm just making the most of my time off.
poop lol
>>4594212
I was only a little drunk yesterday do I win an award?
hi
>>4594220
Nice.
>>4594226
What were you drinking?
>>4594232
Hi how are you?
>>4594226
only if you're not an alcoholic
>>4594235
Random california sauvignon blanc (just two glasses! I have more left) and after dinner a few shots of bourbon
>>4594240
Garlic salt is an alcohol.
>>4594219
You should practice your crocheting, read a history book or continue work on your tree house out back.
>>4594258
yeah if youre gay lmao
>>4594261
#rude
>>4594250
Cool. Last time I drank anything that fancy was two weeks ago on my birthday, and I lost all my money. I spent at least £1000. I'm a fucking idiot when I'm drunk lol.
>>4594264
now I'm worried about u bby
>>4594255
dubs confirm in my mail ????
>>4594270
Nah, that was my birthday. I went out with a friend and we're just as bad as each other, so we goad each other on to do more stupid suff.
>>4594281
I don't knit but I do sew
>>4594281
Thanks. Although I'm too happy to be 23.
>>4594288
Nice dubs! Do you have a sewing machine? What do you make?
>>4594299
>99
>dubs
Nice.
>>4594309
Nice anime.
>>4594298
I do. It's a pretty standard but highly durable Singer. I make quilts but haven't been working on any in a couple months.
>>4594318
>>4594319
this is someones fetish
>>4594328
>>4594319
Thats really cool. My mom has a sewing machine but I don't. All I ever do is occasionally putting buttons back on really.
>>4594342
Can you sew a button back onto a pair of shorts for me?
>>4594342
Can you sew my asshole closed and keep feeding me and feeding me?
>>4594359
I'll fuckin - I'll fuckin tie you to a fuckin bedpost with your ass cheeks spread out and shit, right, put a hanger on a fuckin stove and let that shit sit there for like a half hour, take it off and stick it in your ass slow like *Tssssssss*
>>4594366
It would just be more special if you did it
>>4594153
Heyheyhey
>>4594398
Rather a dumb anime poster than a listfig.
alcohol is just empty calories in my imo
>>4594516
Yeah but its not. I have fun.
I know this is like going to a fag bar and yelling WHY ARE YOU GAY but nothing in this thread is funny or enteraining. You're literally just hosting an AMA and pretending you're someone worth knowing.
Okay have fun.
>>4594523
he is worth knowing
>>4594530
yes his nonexistent personality and single-line replies are really enticing
literally every lain or rei poster ever. no soul
>>4594534
he's my friend
>>4594534
are you gay dude
>>4594542
if not liking attention circlejerk threads that aren't funny hosted by a nigger with no personality makes me a fag then I'm in a sling pozzed up sissy condom draining bukkae chastity panties EVERYTHING
>>4594547
Catfish you are not allowed to bully natsume! It isn't nice.
>>4594547
that's disturbingly detailed
kinda gay dude lol
>>4594557
Get back in the kitchen, dish scrubber.
>>4594523
What is an AMA? I strted to making these threads way back to be delicioustripfag cancer. The original point was to kill off /b/ invaders, now its just kind of... well a thing. These theads aren't *really* about me.
>>4594566
Actually I didn't notice but I gotta stick up for my pal Nerdsume regardless
>>4594577
>77
>dubs
Nice.
>>4594566
>66
>dubs
Nice.
>>4594566
Yeah man I wish I could as alpha as you. Fucking top percentage over here. I can practically smell the pussy surrounding you.
>>4594566
pls no bully
this is nice board
bloopety wiooop
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