>Be me
>Be Newfag
>Become God
All of you faggots are just jealous that my internet has reached ungodly levels of speed.
>>4590157
>jealous
it's envy, roodposter
>>4590169
Bow before my 3 million GigaDicks a second.
>>4590179
Fuck me I'm an autist.
>Welcome to 4Chan
Waiting for replies like
>>4590236
Implying I'm a /b/astard
>>4590243
you're certainly acting like one
>>4590248
I'm just an angry 20 year old faggot.
I would greentext story, but no idea of what to say.
>TFW thread is much dead