Hello everyone! I kept saying I'd do veggie fried rice but never got around to it until today. It's got rice, shallots, carrots, peas, garlic and egg, cooked with toasted sesame oil and seasoned with soy sauce and white pepper.
Oh and btw why is this board so shit recently? I'll give y'all some advice. If you're post is porn of any type, impolite or /pol/, pls check ur privilege and reconsider posting. Thank you! (:
Here are the ingredients listed in the OP but also green onions and salt.
Leftover rice is ideal but if u cook it that day just chill it well before you cook it. Also be sure to rinse the rice well before cooking. Those help prevent clumping.
>>4587410
dirtcunt, we hate you ! leave thanks
dumb fucking ugly old bitch
That tablecloth is really disgusting. I mean, why would you serve food off of that thing? Please respond.
Apologies if I'm slow, I'm posting from my b'dingo phone and my connection is bad.
Here is how to cut the veggies. Just mince the shallot and garlic, carrots peeled and small dice, green onion sliced.
chubby idiot get cancer already
get fucken gluten intolerance already
get fucken celiac's disease i hope it rips apart your fucking insides
get chrons hope it knots up your guts til you cant fucking breathe
die, you gross fat fuck.
your boyfriend gets shitspritz on his face for a living. nasty
lolo is fat lol
you make this board shit you chunky trash bag full of mango pulp.
ditzy white trash shithead
you aint just fat lady u fuckfat.
fuckfat homebody poor piece of shit i wipe my booger on your thread
Stupid thread.
>>4587410
Fuck off you're not welcomed
>>4587444
Nice trips! It's all cat hair. I try to brush it off but the hair sticks to it. I'll wash it soon. Anyway it's a small tray table and I don't eat with the plate on there, it's just easy to move around to where the lighting isn't bad. I can't make the cat stop liking that table.
hyyy ev1 jss pstn my lite snak i can has??? b4 dindin lol XDDDD i eeet 2 a dy keke ^__^;;
attention-whore somewhere else we're sick of your shit.
i finger your vag with poopy on my hands
hope you get toxic shock syndrome
stop eating so much LoLo
>>4587462
yea you can you just don't have the wherewithal to discipline it. just like you didn't have the wherewithal to discipline yourself into not having a shit job at more than a quarter century into your life. piss on your dads scalp and he lathers in it
lolo is a fat murderer
fuckugly idiot, leave this place
i clip my fingernails into your fuckdisgusting plate of food, ya fat old fuckup
I am a nigger!!! If you knew dat u wont even care about me so i dont even post my hand and ignore any post that asks mr too! And i get all the attention i want!!!
Brb time to play with my black ugly pussy
dirt on your boyfriends face honey mustard encrusted in your earhole typical day on the job for you worthless idiots
I'm black and fat and full of hate
shitfat. that's the blubber that surrounds your asshole. shitfat.
wy dnt u gys liek my ltral garbage lol i rubbed my cat's ass on it just for you. i'm proud of how disgusting i am. i am an actual pig haha oink oink
old piece of shit the prime of your life is over and you did fucking nothing with it it's all downhill from here
LoLo is nice
LoLo is fat
gross ugly airhead debilitating disease in your near future
For the method. Heat a small amount of oil and fry the rice in batches, about 1 cup each for 2 cups total of precooked rice. About 3 minutes each.
Then return the rice to the pan and push it to the sides and add a little more oil and the veggies except of the peas. Stir fry those for a minute.
Then push everything to the side again and another drop of oil in middle and add the egg. Scramble it into everything until it's mixed. Then add the peas until they are warmed through, season and serve!
It cooks really fast once you get started
sometimes lo-lo's stankvag engulfs the cuntfat around it and now it looks like a chewed-up tootsie roll.
>>4587501
shut the fuck up, dirtfat
>>4587501
okay thanks this is very helpful information and you are nice
>>4587501
lo-lo cooks fast once you get started on burning her stretchmark fatflesh the stake. burn at the stake, ugly old talentless retard!
nobody's going to make this you will probably get breast cancer later in life, remember i am cackling at you when it happens
>>4587410
This looks really good, 10/10 would eat
trashy fat cunt
>>4587410
10/10 looks like a dream cooking!
>>4587520
looks boxed. looks basic. looks like it's probably lacking flavor
stupid roley poley i push you down the stairs and you cry
>>4587410
wow, I really like your posts! A+++++++ would recommend
lo-lo is pre-diabetic but by the time she finds out she'll need a leg amputated. let's hope she also goes blind
>>4587410
This inspired me to cook. I love your cooking and your threads and how nice you are!
lo-lo would look a whole lot better with a stab wound to the left cheek.
>>4587410
Love it and love you :^)
>>4587536
so fucking fake dude poster count didn't go up dont kid yourself and dont try kidding lolo
introducing poo-flinging gunk-nostril shit-for-brains lolo. introducing biggest dumbf*ck on the block. say hello to idiot lolo the dumbest cunt-tard to ever exist. hi hi lolo then we throw rocks at her and come visit next day to see the bruises. poking lolo with sticks til bruises bleed then we come back next day and boil the scab-blood & churn it up into cheap food-pellets that we barely even ever give her but this time there's penny-tasting blood gross metallic and lolo has to digest it again her own blood skinning lolo & beating over the back with the skin covering serves eight to ten bon appetit
>>4587528
hi letterboxd general
>>4587410
this looks like a very delicious and healthy meal tbh, you are good at cooking
>>4587410
I am not you, LoLo, but I do think you are smart, gorgeous, and a five-star chef. Well done!
>>4587550
same fucking faggot, you will not effectively counter the vitriol with your garbage. sorry!
>>4587552
Reminder that I will fricken k*ll you if you continue to post at lolo the way that you are posting at lolo.
lo-lo you were supposed to die years ago. you should not be alive. you're doing fucking nothing with your stupid self and i think everyone in your immediate area would appreciate the extra space they gain when you pass the fuck away. hope you get cremated and someone drops the urn and just kicks lo-lo dust under the rug
>>4587558
Reminder that I will fricken k*ll you if you continue to post at lolo the way that you are posting at lolo.
>>4587410
Looks like a tasty meal!
big fat ugly no-life idiot.
>>4587556
I'll rape your mother and stab her in the fucking mouth after poking her eyes with my scissor
I throw ur mums body down the sewage
>>4587573
Reminder that I will fricken k*ll you if you continue to post at lolo the way that you are posting at lolo.
lo-lo needs her eyes ripped out of their sockets! i am smiling at the thought of lo-lo's screams as the eyes are ripped out of their sockets. i will be saying 'i tolt u not to fuck with me!' like that guy that beat up the drunk nigger on the bus that one time
>>4587566
Great dubs! And thread :^)
lo-lo needs her nostrils merged with pliers. carefully plying the middle-flesh of her nosebottom until both nostrils become one ! blood spurting everywhere but that's the point! huzzah!
>>4587580
I'm gonna contact the deep web so they can track your home and shoot you.
haha why is that one loser posting hateful comments over and over? what a dumb idiot tbh. great thread otherwise!
Are you fucking kidding me? What the fuck is this thread. Please, PLEASE die OP. I beg you, for your own fucking good.
>>4587410
yuck! lol :P never liked veggie fried rice tbh when i was a vegetarian I ate it too much lmbo! LoLo you're a very good friend but could u change the placemat with the skulls, takes away from the general joviality of the thread and kind of scary lol. Anyways great post
lo-lo doesn't need those ears! the earholes that remain at the end of this process will serve just fine. swiftly removing ear-flesh with a sawzall, chewing them briefly then spitting out
>>4587589
> :P
> Die. Now.
>>4587589
This lol XD I was sp00ked by the sklingtones
>>4587410
great rice!
Looks yummy!
Why not just spam the bord with lolo hate post 5 thread then turn off router then on then post 5 more repeat
Theres 14posters in this thread
>>4587533
good double
>>4587594
same haha. Kind of weird LoLo has that placemat (no offense LoLo I frick*ng lub ur threds!)
>>4587594
Am I falling for this shitposting or do people like this actually exist on 4chan?
Lol, who you tryna fool?
You know you just cooked a box of this and took a pic of it.
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both
>>4587609
you probably aren't seeing all the posts XDDD~
>>4587431
I want to clarify, chill the cooked rice before frying it. Srry if that was vague.
>>4587632
I just got the extra meta insanity level of these food blogs
holy fuck you're some kind of genius
Please respond
>>4587639
LoLo is ahead of her time....
>>4587670
*nods in your direction*
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>>4587683
epic, simply epic
bumpin for ol swerdlow
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/b/ - level garbageposter, every one of your posts is unappreciated and many of them include direct threats of bodily harm and mutilation to another human being. this will come around to bite you in the future.
>>4587632
You bought all that stuff just to take a pic for this blog and then threw it out when you had your dad make the Goya Arroz Primavera for you.
Game. Set. Match Trump-fags
>>4588094
u a sassy bitch
wim in kitechns xD
>>4588411
Ah-bloo-bloo
>>4587410
nice foodstuffs that looks breddy good
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>>4588098
I can't help it. Wasn't even trying to be rude. I like LoLo's blog posts.
>>4588475
i was just bein sassy too, no worries
>>4587410
Posting vegetable rice doesn't change that you're a fat murderer
cowe factory farming
>>4588928
Looks ok to me! I'm happy that these critters never got the chance to have any meaningful life and were murdered to make my fat ass fatter! XD
blood billowing out your asshole knife wound to the small intestine
