Featured Build: Popo's Wall
Server address: esforescraft.provision.com
Alternate IP:
Website: http://esforescraft.weebly.com
Webmap: http://esforescraft.provisionhost.com:25560
Economy Pricelist: http://esforescraft.provisionhost.com:25561
Latest server video: https://youtu.be/76xuJeAvOug?list=PL6joBrM21eUrX25PSR8wYIEnVHDIkb2TO
Hello /s4s/ and welcome to the EsforesCraft thread :^)
EsforesCraft is a Minecraft server made for funposting and building dank memes. It's a survival PvE world with an economy built by the players. What can you do on this dank server?
>Explore a 12,000 block limited world that has been transformed by over 2,700 players
>Claim land to protect your memes
>Participate in a dynamic worldwide supply/demand influenced economy where you can buy, sell and auction items at any time
>Hangout and meme around with other funposters, one of the things that makes this server so special is its community. Friendliness is highly encouraged :^)
>Start out as a Newfriend and work your way to becoming a Meme Master, each rank comes with their own unique perks and benefits
>Engage in friendly PvP if you want, you won't lose your items
Claims of old players expire after 28 days of inactivity so there's always cool builds and ruins to explore. I also try to intervene as little as possible so the players can shape the world how they want. There are very few rules!
So come join and get comfy fam :^)
Please use this thread to share dank memes from the server and talk about the server in general (even though I know it's going to be used for malicious autism). Thanks bby~
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>4586501
Fug
Server address: esforescraft.provisionhost.com
Alternate IP: 104.243.36.154
Do i need to have a premium to play on this server ?
Emaile [email protected] for some free premium accounts tehe
>>4586517
Yes, but cracked support /may/ be coming in the future
>>4586553
That would be nice, very nice.
>>4586553
Pls no
Great, now there's two servers
this never ends well
Looks like all the players moved to the [/spoiler]BETTER[/spoiler] server, rtg.
This could have all been avoided if you just listened to your mods.
They won, and you lost. They are better than you. Simple as that.
>>4586906
Go fuck yourself, Fetus/Don/Haniasita. You're just a bunch of fucking spergs who act up when I don't give you the key to my server. The fact that you're doing this just to get back at me is frankly cringeworthy. Guess what: I'm better than all of you.
bavi :^)
>>4586921
f-faaaaake?????
i lof both serber :)
bavi
>>4586921
fake
and
gay
kek the mods pinged their server
chaika ville?
>>4586988
dum ppls
MFW MODS GET SOBUTTMADTHEY MAKE THEIR OWN SERVER
MFW THEYRE STILLBTFO
MFW IMANTI-AFKLATERTODAY
MFWRTG BTFO
>>4587757
STOP IT
OUR SERVER IS NOT SHIT
YOURE SHIT
OUR ADMINS ARE ACTUALLY ACTIVE SO WE CAN CATCH YOU ANTI-AFK
WE WILL PERMA BAN YOU
PERMA BAN
>>4587810
MFW YOURSERVERWILL BEDEADIN AWEEK
MFW YOU PANDERED TO/V/TARDS
MFW YOU THINKQUANTITY>QUALITY
MFW YOURHOSTIS IN FUCKINGCANADA
MFW YOURTHREADSDIE AFTER20POSTS
MFW IM STILLANTI-AFKONESFORESCRAFT
bavi
>>4587810
someone actually wasted 5 minutes on this shoop
holy fucking kek
>>4586501
>Unique players joined: 2,858
>Active users (played in the past week): 153
>>4588338
>someone actually wasted 5 minutes on this shoop
Someone actually spent their time and money stealing esforescraft, becuase rtg didn't let them be mods.
>>4588371
>Active users (played in the past week): 153
Update that number for me next week.
>>4588375
That's the plan, also here's a graph for active users over time
>>4588379
you arent that good at making executive desisions for your server but you are good at paying hosting fees for a server that doesnt crash so for that i will play on your server until it actually dies
>>4588391
I'm planning to bring EsforesCraft back to its roots.
I want to make the economy less about money and who has the most and more of a platform for creativity.
I want to bring less moderation and rules to the server and make it more comfy and nicer.
At least that's my plan.
>>4588391
Oh and more memes too
>>4586501
PLEASE FILL OUT THIS SURVEY SO I CAN BETTER GAUGE WHERE TO TAKE ESFORESCRAFT
https://form.jotform.com/61920320917148
>>4588400
allowing moderation was one of your bigger mistakes
who the fuck wants a council of autists spoiling all the fun on a meme server?
>>4588433
>https://form.jotform.com/61920320917148
I'll fill it out, but I'm not giving you my IP.
>Do you prefer EsforesCraft or Autism Blocks?
Esforescraft.
>Why?
I think the admins there might actually have Aspergers. For example, Haniasita's title is actually "developer". Seriously, how insecure can a guy get? And considering they're control freaks, they'll just end up sperging on each other and trashing the server in a short while anyway. Esforescraft is hosted by one autistic sperglord, but you at least keep yourself distant, so it's a very stable environment.
>What do you think about ranks?
In my opinion, fuck them, but they did give a lot of players that extra reason to play longer. You should try custom prefixes. I'd say they're more memery.
>What would you change about ranks, if anything?
The ranks that you did have were actually nice and balanced.
>What do you think about the server economy?
Just keep an eye on it every week or so. If no one is cheating, it shouldn't fuck up too drastically. But since you allowed cheating for so long, too many duped resources have been introduced and stored in the world already.
>What would you change about the economy, if anything?
Make prices static.
>What do you want EsforesCraft to be?
Some shitty meme server with no ranks or moderators placed in power.
>Do you want EsforesCraft to be a PvP server?
No.
>What kind of rules should there be?
No hacking and no spamming.
>What would you change about EsforesCraft, if anything?
-no ranks
-no creative world (or no survival world; one or the other)
-make it more relevant to [s4s]
-make threads less often
-KISS: keep it simple, silly :^)
>>4588488
Autism: the post.
>>4588584
hehe rekt
>>4588433
memers should not be allowed on the internet
b a n
u
n
t
bunt pls come back ;_. <-le deformed cry face
>>4588488
I FUCKING HATE YOU DELETE THIS
I feel depressed reading this thread.
>>4589144
checked
bunt pls come back ;_. <-le deformed cry face
>tfw gone for 5 days and the serb falls apart
w-wew laddies
>>4589528
its okay dude only the worst players, the ones that dont even browse [s4s], will go to the other server
bunt pls come back ;_. <-le deformed cry face
>>4589660
But metapod didnt leave, bunt did. Wasnt bunt a culture creator?
bunt pls come back ;_. <-le deformed cry face
>>4589528
the server has actually improved
100% less mod abuse
What do you think of a static global economy with an additional admin shop? The static global economy would have unlimited items so players with lots of duped items cannot crash the market, and players with lots of money from exploiting the previous economy cannot buy out all the items.
An admin shop could be a way to get duped items out of the world by trading exploited items like diamonds and beacons for rare decoration blocks that can't be normally obtained from the global shop.
I would also remove /baltop and try to re-enable player based trading, and maybe add chest shops back for players on top of this.
This way, the economy becomes less about money and who has the most and instead makes it a creative platform for people to build the memes of their dreams.
I'm basically trying to bring the old EsforesCraft back
>>4590602
you should just remove the duped items of the economy
>>4590655
There is too many items in the shop that are duped to fix them
>>4590655
I've cleared the economy multiple times. It only temporarily removes duped items from the economy. Many players have stockpiled duped goods, because players were duping so long. Not to mention, when I clear the economy, I only have a rough idea of what was duped. I basically have to fuck over every player to fix the damage of duping. After all that is said and done, it's a huge map, and there can always be a double chest full of beacons just sitting somewhere. The only thing can do to 100% fix the problem is to start a new map, and not give players access to a creative world.
![2016-07-12 15_41_42-[screen 0_ bash] root@esforescraft__minecraft_Minecraft_EsforesCraft.png](https://i.imgur.com/Mg0eQGf.png "2016-07-12 15_41_42-[screen 0_ bash] root@esforescraft__minecraft_Minecraft_EsforesCraft.png")
>>4590685
This isn't me tbh
I'm not wiping the economy and I'm not wiping the map
>>4590655
This is more complicated than just removing the duped items.
>>4590695
This isn't me tbh.
>>4590704
h'haaaaaaaa
>>4590695
I never said wipe the map or get rid of creative. Most players wouldn't like that. But it would 100% fix the fucked economy. Just imagine it. A world where there aren't 1.000.000 blocks of claimed land with nothing on them, or solid beacon, diamond, and emerald houses.
I'm not saying I should just start over with a new map.
In fact, the server's three biggest problems have left and started their own server.
>>4590729
Take any posts as rtg without a screenshot of the server console with a grain of memes. And you can always contact me on Discord or in-game for the truths.no screenshot this time cause im pooing in the loo
>>4590739
You didn't comprehend or address anything fake rtg said. In the future CDAR(calm down and read).
>>4590739
This isn't me no matter how many fake terminal screenshots he posts.
I don't have a Discord, and I never will.
- Removed anti-afk machine plugin
- Added the ability to teleport horses with you (might not work)
- wew_lad items are back
- Creative world removed (will upload)
- Annoying inventory full notification removed
>>4590743
Yes it would fix the economy, but I think a static economy is a better way to go about it. It nullifies the effects of people with too much money or a lot of duped items.
>>4590756
ok pal
iam newfriend and confused ;^\ which server is the right one? where all the cool dudes are? i am lonely please?
>>4590778
http://www.mediafire.com/download/o2dkxh3fsmp38hg/DankDreamland.rar
>>4590780
EsforesCraft is a PvE survival economy server with rich history and lots of memes, AB is a carbon copy of the idea of EsforesCraft with no history, but wants to appeal to a wider audience (not nice people), with a PvP mindset.They claim to be taking it on a radically different tangent than EsforesCraft but I've yet to see that. The server's are the same all the way down the plugins they use.
>>4590780
Is there two servers? I can only find this on on the [s4s] catalog.
hey what's the ip to new serber???( ´Д`)y━･~~ u hab been **troled** idagf
>>4590824
I don't even know. It's not listed anywhere. I think it doesn't exist anymore.
>>4590824
167.114.110.58
>>4590826
yeah thats what i thoguht HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA loser mcbuggers
>>4590829
3 minutes to reply. It looks like the admins of Autism Blocks lurk this server.
Kinda pathetic that they can't get over your server, don't you think, rtg?
I can't even comprehend the amount of cringeworthy material in this thread
i have awoken
rtg go suck a nigger dick I found a new s4s server you cucks
>>4590858
o yea? u got sumthin 2 say abou' it? *shove*
>>4590888
Featured Build: Snake's house
Server address: snake
Alternate IP:
Website: http://snake.com
Webmap: http://google.com/maps
Economy Pricelist: www.walmart.com
Latest server video: www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie
Hello /s4s/ and welcome to the SnakeCraft thread :^)
SnakeCraft is a Minecraft server made for snakeposting and building dank Metal Gears. It's a survival CQC world with an economy built by the Colonel. What can you do on this dank server?
>Explore a 12 block limited world that has been transformed by over 2 players
>Donut claim land
>Don't Participate in a static worldwide supply/demand influenced economy where you can buy, sell and auction items at any time
>Hangout and meme around with other snakeposters, one of the things that makes this server so special is its community. Friendliness is highly discouraged :^)
>Start out as a Newfriend and work your way to becoming a Meme Master, each rank comes with their own unique perks and benefits
>Engage in friendly PvP if you want, you won't lose your items
Claims of old players expire after 2 days of inactivity so there's always cool builds and ruins to explore. I also try to intervene as little as possible so the players can shape the world how they want. There are very few rules!
So come join and get comfy fam :^)
Please use this thread to share dank memes from the server and talk about the server in general (even though I know it's going to be used for malicious autism). Thanks bby~
>>4591096
I actually kek'd, nice one
>>4586501
>tfw jailed
this is why no one plays on your shitty server anymore, rtg
>mfw i sell wood
THIS IS ILLEGAL
>THE BIG CLUCK WILL BAN YOU OVER THIS
>BANNED OVER A FUCKING CHUNK OF WOOD
no wonder why your community scrammed at the first sign of a new server
>>4591290
SELLING A CHUNK OF WOOD? ON MY SERVER?? SCANDALOUS!! ILLEGAL!!! GO TO JAIL.
>PEOPLE ARE SELLING WOOD
>MUST BAN
>pic related is rtg aka BIG CLUCK
rtg
Retard
Tree
Gate
>>4591288
ILLEGAL! IM GOING TO JAIL AND MUTE YOU FOREVER!
Pretty much every regular player of this server is a turbo autist and they all left for the other server. Is this the end of esforescraft?
Wood
>>4591332
It's been a few days. Chill. Come back in a month or so, and then heckle rtg for being a loser.
>>4591338
This server wont make it another month.
RTG actually iddnt lay an egg, the egg fucking hatched, thats how much of a fucking CLUCK he is
>>4587614
le spaceman poster goverment guy is making a picture of chalk soon
>>4591342
The only thing rtg has to do to make it last another month is keep paying to host it for another month.
If I were him, I'd let whatever this is just blow over, so I don't lose my discount with ProvisionHost.
Oh oh oh oh
I got a girl named Rama Lama, Rama Lama Ding Dong
She's everything to me
Rama Lama, Rama Lama Ding Dong
>>4591363
hey teeblel it's me, Steven_Pinker
I have your horse. He is safe and sound in an undisclosed location.
For more information regarding his whereabouts send $10,000 to my account by July 16 midnight. That is if you want to see him in one piece...tbh i do have ur horse when u connect I'll give it back! love u
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
I'll never set her free
For she's mine, all mine
Oh oh oh
oh I got a girl named Rama Lama, Rama Lama Ding Dong
She's fine to me
Rama Lama Rama Lama Ding Dong
>>4591396
bunt pls come back ;_. <-le deformed cry face
>>4591398
bunt pls come back ;_. <-le deformed cry face
>>4591400
dubs nice
bunt pls come back ;_. <-le deformed cry face
>>4591404
bunt pls come back ;_. <-le deformed cry face
>>4591405
bunt pls come back ;_. <-le deformed cry face
>>4591409
bunt pls come back ;_. <-le deformed cry face
You don't believe that she's mine, all mine
I love her, love her, love her so
I'll never, never let her go
You may be certain she's mine, all mine,
She's mine all of the time
>>4591394
thanks i hobe your on
dont touch him too harde
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Oh I got a girl named Rama Lama Rama Lama Ding Dong
She's everything to me
Rama Lama, Rama Lama Ding Dong
I'll never set her free
For she's mine, all mine
*saxophone outro*
>>4591526
Tbh only 2 of those were me kek
>>4591491
>>4591526
>no terminal
Nice try.
>>4591526
That isn't me I didn't post a screencap and everyone will get 100000000 dollars and admin and I will leave serb
![2016-07-12 21_17_09-[screen 0_ bash] root@esforescraft__minecraft_Minecraft_EsforesCraft.png](https://i.imgur.com/RBVPipe.png "2016-07-12 21_17_09-[screen 0_ bash] root@esforescraft__minecraft_Minecraft_EsforesCraft.png")
>>4591546
>implying I can't just fetch a screen real quick
>>4591491
>>4591546
>>4591314
>>4591298
this is not me
>>4591526
im not ryke
>>4591560
FAKE FAKE FAKE!
I'm dA RuL AuTIST HereE
I actually worried about this server quality. Have you read any late night threads recently? How about those autism blocks threads? They are nothing but Facebook-tier normalfags. Can you imagine what would happen if those posters get used to this server?
I mean, normalfags have always been here, but the thing now is that no one say anything.
Dozens of threads filled with:
>"my friends"
>emoticon users
>"why are you so mean?"
>"gosh, stop trying to fit in"
>exclamation marks
>"dude, you should get out more"
>"so I and my friend"
>"this is so sad :c"
>"lol yeah"
>"did you see the new update on facebook? i'm so fucking hype!!!"
And so on. It's sickening
>>4591583
I'm planning to bring the server back to its roots and only have information about it on [s4s], the /mcg/ server list, the server website and the discord channel
may esforescraft stay comfy :^)
>>4591611
Dubs and OC. Ironically, the best post in this entire thread.
As for the whole server drama, it's ridiculous. Two parties are hosting a Minecraft server? Everyone and their brother has their own server. If someone wants to spend their time and resources to run a Minecraft server, they're a loser, but they're a loser having fun. However, if someone wants to spend their time and resources running a Minecraft server that they have to actively worry about and defend online, they're a loser not having fun.
Have fun kiddos
>>4591658
Singles and Copypasta. Ironically, the best post in this entire thread.
As for the whole server drama, it's ridiculous. Two parties are hosting a Minecraft server? Everyone and their brother has their own server. If someone wants to spend their time and resources to run a Minecraft server, they're a loser, but they're a loser having fun. However, if someone wants to spend their time and resources running a Minecraft server that they have to actively worry about and defend online, they're a loser not having fun.
>>4591765
that is too little XD
ni really i advice you up it to 12k or 16k
>>4591777
nice trips!
this map was already at 12k and i just expanded it to 16k!
The original world was 1.8 generation. This new land will be all new 1.10.2 gen.
what's the grief like and do you accept pirate clients
am I going to end up getting my gold farm robbed or nah
>>4591782
are you going to expand that wall too? how are you going to keep the chileans from crossing?
>>4591782
u don't get it...
i mean 16k radius (32k total length)
>>4591789
There is virtually no grief possible if you claim land before building. Pirate support may be coming soon but don't bet on it.
>>4591799
Oh i see, also nice dubs. We'll see as people explore the new land
>>4591800
i will never pay money for minecraft so i guess im fucked
>>4591765
That's actually genius. You server had so many claims that expanding it would mean introducing a whole new map in a sense.
AutismBlocks can't compete.
>>4591803
it's because if you're expanding, might as well go big like that, it's not so bad considering people can have lots of warps but it will really really free the server from feeling all clogged up and full for a long long time
>>4591807
ok rtg
>>4591826
it worked
all the players came back
am i jailed indefinitely?? wtf
>>4591807
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi0RpNSELas
my house got claimed... again...
>>4591835
MY SIDES
>>4591891
Like I give a fuck what some bitter ugly trap says. You only play AutismBlocks, because you want Haniasita to abuse you like he abuses his girlfriend. Face it; you're a glutton for punishment and abuse.
well, well, well, what have we here another faggot neckbeard (most likely autism block) shitting up the place with his faggotry. you picked the wrong night to fuck around, asshole. i've just texted the a mod (we're friends irl) about this thread, so he'll be here shortly to deal with the matter, and most likely hand out some sorely needed bans. i'm also going to report and sage the thread (for safe measure), as well as alert the other moderators in the eforescraft irc channel. and just in case you wanna try and pull a fast one, i'm screen shotting the entire thread for additional proof and e-mailing BIG CLUCK about the matter personally. i'm tired of you stupid fucking dick sniffers pressing out whatever lolrandom faggot shit you want on the fucking autism board. it's time for you assholes to get a reality check, because this shit won't fly for much longer. prepare your anus, you 500 pound pile of shit. your days are fucking numbered
>>4591923
you tried
7/10 copypasta
>>4591943
fuck you!!!!!!
>>4591996
suck my willy hehe
>>4592058
FAKE NIGNOG FAKE FAKE FAKE MODS BANANA
>>4592220
you stop first
>>4592220
>my wife
I've never even had a girlfriend.
>>4592255
wow dubs
highlights from the new world:
le mountain roAd
w-winstonne come play pls
mesathe joke is this: mesa means table in spanish so that's why it's funny. I came up with this witty word play myself haha thanks
>>4592302
get the heck back over that border buddy
>>4591805
get out stupid chilean
>>4592302
lel loog its me wearing tofus armor
>>4592302
fantastic meme dude
love your posts every time
le comfy cozy corner cabin :^)
>>4589144
Same tbh
How can the server be such a treasure to play on and the thread be so horrible?
>>4586501
if I downloaded minecraft from mineshafter how would I join the server? lol
