What have I stumbled upon? Is this a shitposting board?
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>>4586109
I'm confused...
Hello 4chan.
My name is Antonio Chippler.
My english is a little broken so try to follow along.
When i was young (about 20) i was a what you can call a person without god in his hearth. Without god i was a reckless and spiteful person. I belived in stuff like evolution, and othe r science mombonijomboni.
I had good grades and all that but i always had this gaping whole inside me.
I had always been a not to social person, mostly i read books and sometimes hanged out with some of my few friends. (this was in the 90's so I didnt have a computer)
I felt quite lonely and 3 days before my twenty first birthday I had brake down i went complete mental. I didnt see any meaning in life anymore, i started thoughts about killing my self.
>Obama is a great person
But as you know i have found god now. But i know you are wondering. How can go from beliving in science from beliving in god?
One morning i woke up, the morning before I had been high on asprin and caugh medisin so i felt terrible. Anyways when i woke up i couldnt move. Then my legs started moviing, then the rest of my body followed along. Suddenly my whole body started moving. then i started waking out the door of my apartament with no clothes on (only a boxershorts). As i walked out in the street i suddenly stopped in the middle of the street. i couldnt move so i just stood there. Cars came driving by. Then i looked a little closer and i saw this link. It looked like an imgur link at first sigh so i clicked it. Then i laughed because it was a picture of a cat with the text: can i has cheeseburger? :)
I saved it in my funny meme folder incase i wanted to enjoy it later. And thats it
There you have it.
This is my story
>pic related
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this is a funposting board friend
Uh-huh... I'm getting the gothic-lolrandom-anime kid from middle school vibe from you guys.
Pic related
I like mangoes. I've been researching, and I figured out how to grow my own mangoes.
Buy a mango.
Eat it and take out the pit.
Open the pit really carefully and take out the seed.
Wrap the seed in a soaking wet maxi pad. [EDIT: SOAKING WET WITH WATER]
Put it in a ziploc bag and squeeze the air out.
in 3 days, open the bag. If the seed germinated, proceed to step 7.
Get a clean plastic cup and fill it with good, dark colored dirt or potting soil.
Push the dirt down about an inch and lay the seed sideways in the dirt. Cover loosely with dirt.
Poke a bunch of holes in the bottom of the cup and put it in a dish. Keep the dish full with about an inch of water.
Put it in sunlight.
Rotate your plant periodically and keep the dish full of water. It should be about 8" high in 3 weeks.
Buy a little packet of fertilizer if you want, or borrow some off someone who grows, or use the shit you bought to fertilize your pot plants when you were in high school you dirty fucking smelly hippie fuck. Use a little bit.
When the plant is about four feet high, crop off the top and let it branch out.
When it forms a root ball, transplant it into a clean, food grade 5 gallon bucket. At this point, it's a serious, viable tree, and you should plant it in good dirt. Put holes and a layer of rocks in the bottom of the bucket so excess water can drain.
When your tree is three years old, it will start fruiting.
>>4586111
nice trips my man
Your fortune: Outlook good
>>4586104
contributor to my deficiencies
hello contributor
contribute to the public forum of deficiency
alleviate the worst in you in the worst possible way
live life as a lifeless momentum until it ceases
allow and allow and allow the worst
the worst is immanent in this current experience
deny me and deny yourself
go beyond, don't linger here
Go to Step 1.
Your mango tree will continue to fruit more as it gets older. Mature trees that are well cared for produce between 1000 and 1500 fruits a year. This is free food. Imagine giving your family and friends boxes of mangoes throughout the year. Lots of people bring beer to a party. You will be able to bring sacks of fresh mangoes from your own mango tree. You will get diarrhea if you eat too many mangoes, but they are tasty and be sure to drink lots of water. There are entire mango groves in India that are over 100 years old. They are probably the most consumed fruit in the world, and they are ABSOLUTELY FREE! If you find someone with a mango tree, chances are, if you ask them, they will just GIVE you a mango. And then you've got 100% free mangoes!
Mangoes grow readily from seed.
They germinate in days, not weeks.
Mangoes are self-pollinating. They do not require a "mother".
Mangoes grow true to seed. They don't require a different variety to fruit, like most apples and cherries.
They don't mind dry-ish soil. You don't have to worry about them much.
They don't fucking tap-root, so you can plant them in pots.
They bear in three years, not ten.
I hope you enjoyed my post. Thank you for reading. <3
Edit: There are commenters with sources who say mangoes will not grow true. Everything I've read says they will. You might want to do a little research into this.
>>4586284
this so much
>this thread
>>4586299
wha t did he men by this?
>>4586104
No, this is a shitposting board:
[hilarious photoshop of an anthropomorphic plank of wood typing "u r a faget"]
NO friendo!
this is quality board
pls comin and find yourself best quality post
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do no t fret
you will be loved and hoved here
This board is operamated by Karens Dad.
Plaese don't say shit or bugger.
The're kids here.
