hello i'm the famous actor Jeff Goldblum. I've been in movies like independence day and Jurassic park. ask me anything!
>>4582140
Have you ever heard of insect politicians?
how did you invent the computar virus in independance day to thwart the ayyliums?
>>4582140
Did life uhhhh find a way?
>>4582140
are you really the real jeff goldblum in irl?
>>4582140
Why do you enjoy fucking little boys?
>>4582140
why you suck cock on a daily basis?
>>4582165
not at all, of course not, I'm just a little starstruck is all, wow...
... Jeff Golblum, that’s pretty awesome right?
>>4582140
Wow Jeff, you're pretty fly for a white guy!