Featured "Build": Dark Daggers Modern Crib
Build memes: esforescraft.provisionhost.com
Read about memes: http://esforescraft.weebly.com
Birds Eye View (BANTI): http://esforescraft.provisionhost.com:25560
Check out the economy: http://esforescraft.provisionhost.com:25561
Server videos: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6joBrM21eUrX25PSR8wYIEnVHDIkb2TO
>2778 unique players logged
>158 active users (played in the past week)
Hello /s4s/ and welcome to the EsforesCraft thread :^)
EsforesCraft is a Minecraft server made for funposting and building dank memes. It's a survival PvE world with an economy built by the players. What can you do on this dank server?
>Explore a 12,000 block limited world that has been transformed by over 2,700 players
>Claim land to protect your memes
>Participate in a dynamic worldwide supply/demand influenced economy where you can buy, sell and auction items at any time
>Hangout and meme around with other funposters, one of the things that makes this server so special is its community. Friendliness is highly encouraged :^)
>Start out as a Newfriend and work your way to becoming a Meme Master, each rank comes with their own unique perks and benefits
>Engage in friendly PvP if you want, you won't lose your items
Claims of old players expire after 28 days of inactivity so there's always cool builds and ruins to explore. I also try to intervene as little as possible so the players can shape the world how they want. There are very few rules!
So come join and get comfy fam :^)
Please use this thread to share dank memes from the server and talk about the server in general. Thanks bby~
Heh, you see, I used to be like you roaches. I thought I had compassion, sympathy, all the bullshit "feelings" that keep you fifteen steps behind me. But then I grew up. I saw the serb for what it really is: a joke, a game to be mastered. I threw away all morals and became who I am today. Any form of emotions that you sense from me are pre-calculated to the situation to manipulate those around me. And the roaches fall for them every time. It's hilarious when roaches actually think they are sentient beings, when in reality they are just pawns in the chess game that is esforescraft. Think you have free will? Think again. Everything you do is predetermined by ME, and you always play right into my plan, just like all the other roaches.
You see in this game called esforescraft, you may think that we are both just players. But in reality I'm the one making the rules.
I shaped the serb's culture long before any of you chumps showed up. I alone manipulated RTG into making my vision of the server come to fruition. I leave for a while and the best culture you can come up with is "bunt = cunt". Within minutes of me being back, I continued to manipulate the culture to suit my liking. You are nothing but pawns to me. No, esforescraft. I dont need you, YOU need ME.
Pic related is me, every time I log on the serb. You all don't know it, but you are subconsciously doing my bidding, without me even saying a word.
The end is coming nearer, esforescraft. Soon you will all be thrown into a chaos. A type of chaos that none of you have ever seen before. A chaos so great, it will force RTG's hand in shutting down the serb forever. I can manipulate you chumps so much, that I can tell you this, but you can't do a damn thing to stop it. The end is inevitable, esforescraft. You'd better enjoy the serb while you still can.
>>4563395
shat the fack *deep breathe* AAAP
actual thread :^)
>>4563063
HOW MANY OF THESE FUCKING DUMB THREADS DO WE NEED
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
RTG THE SERB
>>4563787
esforees
RTG DA SERB
da serb
>>4563885
you can literally do it automagically
by uploading the folder to dropbox and putting the link + sha-1 in your server properties
rtg da serb
da serb
der serb
da serb
>>4564151
rtg da serb
>>4563080
bump
rtg da serb
gay server
>>4564151
filthy liar stop promoting these shitposts
rtg btfo
mods btfo
haha i am unstoppable in my pursuits of le anti le afk
>>4563803
i like this
rtg da serb
RTG DA SERB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
