Nobody cares, but i'm going to start a new adventure (i'm using an emulador)
Please keep this thread alive or otherwise i'm going to kill people.
>>4561755
But you must kill them
otherwise it will never be whole
That game was hard fam.
>>4561755
55
>>4561794
>>4561798
>>4561848
yeah, i found the candle
>>4561848
that inmage is the story of my life
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>4561755
You should restart again and level only damage
>>4561755
good double :^)
I'm going to fight against the first boss (in parapa palace), wish me luck guys :^]
>>4561866
It's not necessary for now, i recognize my error, atleast after this i will have 5 in DMG
>>4561900
Oh no, you deleted those doubles! Good thing I was here to check them! And whatever you find fun is fine with me!
>>4561899
Also these doubles should be checked too.
>>4561863
24 shields wtf...u only have 2 hands...
OP HERE.
Sorry guys, i was resting, i'm going to update now
>>4561912
T-thank you
>>4561937
kek
Does your rom have a glitch where you slip around like crazy when you turn left and right rapidly? Mine did and I could walk through locked doors with it .
>>4561873
you cant choose what to level up
>>4561755
keep it up
nice dubs
have a nice artistic Triforce (pic related)
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>◀▶<
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Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>4562032
I don't know, but i tried to do that so many times and it does not work ;_; currently i'm using a joystick (DS3), sorry if you don't understand my english, im bad at it
Well, parapa palace is now done =)
>>4561755
dut daah dadada dah
duh da dut dah du dut dut dah
duh dut dut da dah dah dut dut dah
daah dut
(that was me singing the theme song to a link to the past)
>>4562032
You can. In Zelda 2, it's automatic for the level up menu to pop up but that's when you meet the minimum xp points. You can cancel to save it for a level up later on. I don't really like to level magic up that much so I always save for health or damage instead.
>>4562036
Beatiful pic
>>4562038
Thnx
i'm going to find the heart container, is in the south of the parapa palace
>>4562049
Huh. Did not know that.
Update
look at the stats
>>4562043
Nah, be glad you don't have the glitch. It makes some parts with platforming super annoying. If you want to try it out, it's on this website http://www.retrogames.cz/play_126-NES.php?language=EN
Fuck this, i just fall down to the water like two times (lol..), i'm again on the first square
>>4561755
tuf game!
i beat it a wile ago w/out savestat cuz i was usin ds n it took 4ever! i gt rly mad at points cuz dyin
i did use a guide tho i dunno if i wlda beat it w/out that
also pls dont kill ppl!!!
![Ironknuckle[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/319Z2Cx.gif "Ironknuckle[1].gif")
worst part of the game
>>4562068
I hated that guy back in the day
There is a magic container inside this cave
Seconded palace (midoro palace)
Hehe
>>4562137
gud my friend, the boss was ez
I have now the handy glove
Ded mountain ;_;
>>4562156
If I remember correctly, you should stick to the right side?
>>4562158
I don't know, but this is a fukkin maze
>///<
Finally!!!, i died like 8 times on that fucking death mountain :"(
le hammer, now im going to take a rest
>>4562187
Pic
>>4562188
dubs
i played this about a year ago on my friend's snes but didn't finish. its not as bad as everyone says tbh
>>4562190
I'm with you anon, personally i preferencia more ZAOL than TLOZ.
~OP
>>4562195
>i prefer
Fix'd
>>4562187
Fore!
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REPOST IT, OR YOU BECOME A LEMON
AND JOIN THE LINE
Your fortune: Average Luck
Island palace
My progress
I like this temple
Fuck this guy, i really hate it because throws knives
boss
>>4561755
Just dropped by to say have fun
>>4562223
=)
have a good night anon
New continent
Lmao.
A little update.
(I'M IN THE MAZE PALACE)
I'm going to post again until i reach the grand palace (last temple in Zelda II)
~OP
Ocean palace
>>4562289
>>4562291
Boss.
wew
>>4562058
lol! know about glitches but not how to play the game? wowe
Did you Win
Did you cast fairy to cheat through doors
I know that glitch because i have played this game before haha
I played Zelda 2
>>4562062
what the fug are you talking about? the left-right glitch isn't something u do accidently
>>4561755
>Zelda II
>Emulator
Play Faxanadu fgt
>>4562591
It's not something you even -can- do on the original NES. If you were pressing right, you were unable to press left simultaneously. Chemical Man did not know this because he has never played a NES, and, in fact, is a Retro Games Pretender.
He's a phony.
>>4562598
I can confirm, the NES and Master System was set up so you can only press left or right due to the way the d-pad is designed :3
>>4562596
Buy some dried meat from a fat man in beautiful shit-brown Earthtones the sim: the game
Let me Just enter my 36 character long password really quick, oops, did I write down an I or an l haha Who even fucking knows? Wellp better start over--- I'll be dadd Gumed if that fountain goes dry for one more gotten picken minute
>>4561755
'please keep this thread alive or im gonna throw a fucking fit on the floor' you faggot you are like the little bitch i pick out of a crowd and think, what a little bitch, i hope he experiences misfortune for being such an ugly faggot. thatswhat i think about you, you dirtdumb loser, hope your thread dies and you have a fucking conniption. fucking worthless and you know it
>>4562032
>Does your rom have a glitch where you slip around like crazy when you turn left and right rapidly
I played Zelda II for about a minute. In the first 30 seconds, I ran into that "feature". In the next 30 seconds, I tried to see how fast I could go. Then I thought "If they couldn't even get walking right, how buggy will the rest of this mess be?" and played Xardion instead.
floor creature drops bread
you cannot hit the creature
it is way too short
>>4562605
Basically
>>4562612
then you thought!!.... wow??? wow! xardion! dude you're a waste. you're a fucken bunched up few squares-a toilet paper with my bepisjuice on it, is what u are like, comparet to me.
>>4562605
Spend three hours killing skullheads to buy a magical shield and a death spell from a stranger in a tree, die repeatedly and forget your mantra simulator
Why do I still play that fuck8ng game
>>4562641
YOU GET WING BOOT
picixle
>>4562702
fucking boring idiot you know no one gives a shit about the dirtdull adventures of a big fat faggot on a beautiful saturday morning go die bitchlips you suck
>>4562708
le delusional & hypocritical poster maymay is getting real old and boring dude
>>4562713
hah trigert
your thread sucks bro. 'no one cares but if it dies im gonna break something fragile in my room' lol grow the FUCK up you neurotic shitfat clitdick
this isn't 'vee' pal, go hang out with your 'vee' buddies, fucking idiot, who gives a shit about a fuckup like you? bunch of worthless screenshots you're not endearing you're not interesting. stupid bitch you probly have dreams of being a gaming utuber but u never went ahead & got that ball rolling cause you know a shit thread like this is the pinnacle of your abilities. piss in your dads mouth & he loves it
>>4562726
just sayin your act is older than my grandma's dick, step up your game
>>4562737
'just sayin' story of ur life. 'just sayin' & the beat goes on, w/out u. lol fall back bro im the one that made it old , it is storied , it is a respected standby , it is mostly though how i truley feel about fuckcrooked facialfeature op willfully bruising his soul in frunna one-a these litterly played-out video games my god is anyone actually fullsizing those shite images? i mourn whoever so chooses to do so
mixed reviews as always. play it safe s'more see where that getsya
>>4562753
>>4562862
indeed
Not gonna lie this really makes me want to play Zelda II right now
>>4562879
play itor ELSE
Pumping this million dollar diamond to the top of the front.
>>4562581
true
>>4562598
I can show you an image of my three favorite NES cartridges for proofs
>>4562910
A REAL retro gamer would have known that the Nintendo Entertainment System's controller does NOT allow for both left AND right movement simultaneously. It simply is impossible due to physics.
I'm sorry but your card's been revoked.
![649d9dcf1e[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IzNfK5N.jpg "649d9dcf1e[1].jpg")
>>4562910
>>4562598
take a gander
these are the best games on NES
>>4562928
When did I say that? I was only talking about roms bro
>>4562932
No boxes? No protective sleeves? No -console-? And what's with that STICKER all over Contra?
I actually, honestly puked. I puked when I looked at this image. I've given your Retro Gamer Card back to you for the sole purpose of revoking it once again, and this time I'm keeping it.
>>4562940
But I have a NES Advantage! And a SNES Mouse! And an original gray colored NES Zapper!
Hey, wait. What gives YOU the authority to take away anyone's card? Where's YOUR proof? Seems like you're the real fake here bub
>>4562950
A real retro gamer doesn't need to prove herself to anyone, you can just read it on her face. "I've played Contra", my face says. You can't fake the truth, buckaroo.
>>4562932
r those repos?
big diamond rings on our pinky pinky
>>4562957
ha so you don't even have the proof. man what a crazy situation, gettin my ass burnt by a FAKER! a normal person would kick your ass but I won't because im that nice
>>4562969
Okay, you talked me into it. Here's my collection. Be warned, this is a rare collector's item for TRUE retro gamers only. It's quite a bit above your current ability, my love.
>>4562983
hey bitch you ever been to Lansing?
>>4562983
hey that's pretty good man want to be friends
>>4562983
is that a repo?
play this next
>>4562985
i got skol in lansing
I'm here again, thanks you guys for keeping this thread alive.
There is a timestamp.
>>4563726
gay
My name is zelda
my logic is erratic
tools in an attic
I rock and I ramble
my brain is scrambled
Rap like a kokiri
but im a mammalll
My progress
>>4563739
Wow you're really doing great, but i'm still confused as to why you're taking pictures of the screen with your phone instead of taking screenshots on your computer
>>4563758
Because he's a fucking retard
>>4563763
>>>B
>>4563739
keep up the great work!
>>4563758
>>4563763
[/spoiler]the screen of my pc is broken, i'm using HDMI
Using the flute
>>4563775
hmm, i'm just gonna drop it. great job pal!
>>4563775
Hidden palace.
Fight against the boss of hidden palace
;p
Well
I'm going now to the Great palace, wish me luck (the way is hard as fuck)
>>4561755
If you are gonna kill people you should be the first
>>4563862
h'HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FINALLY GUYS!, i'm into the Great Palace.
i'm gonna take a rest :p
The good thing is when you lose your three lives you can start from here, Great Palace is like a "checkpoint", atleast the game has mercy from here.
>>4563996
you are severly under-leveled
>>4564009
its enuf 2 cast thundar
SUper Marior
I must bump this for the safety of [s4s]
did you win
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
DID YOU FUGGING WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
le millenom girl
>>4561755
Suicide bombing San berniesanidino style you vaporizer fag
Sex
>>4565202
mashene
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>4565210
2d > 3d
gumping this bem
>>4566447
>>4566533
dubs
Your fortune: Good Luck
>>4566555
trips
>>4566579
whoa what
I will continue soon.
I appreciate everyone who replyed/bumped this thread, you guys are great!
>>4567123
Hue
>>4566555
Trifoece
>>4566579
cowe
>>4561755 (dubs)
Who is going to die after this thread expires?
>>4566791
ha gave up huh yeah i knew it i've seen ppls quit at GP
lol get gud nub
>>4561755
The NES Zelda games are pretty boring, skip to A Link to the Past, that one's a masterpiece.
>>4568166
UR BORING
Keeping this thread alive
make sure you do a barrel roll
This thread inspired me to try Zelda II again.
And once again I hated it. But if you use cheats to level up to the max at the beginning it's actually much more balanced and fun.
saaage faggot thread flooding thread in hopes it also causes o.p. to kill. , preferbly himselve, dirtboring bitch
dumbfat fungus in your asscrack
shit dick shit on yr dick
>>4561755
rude poste tbh!
>>4562983
hahahahAHHahHAKJ U PLAY viEDiO (gay)ms u fuckin nerd lmkoa
>>4568981
>filters
cancer
SUAAUGE SUUAUGEEE
>>4569013
stopit idient thread LEAVE LEAVE GO AWAY come back the HELL never, ever
>>4569016
BlalaRUAUUGH throwing up in your thread take a whiff
wiri
>>4569189
woro
fuckin FAAAAAAAAAGS
bncha FAAAAAAAAAAAGS
u feeling ok?
I smell a
FUCKFACE
U
C
K
F
A
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E
>>4569770
uku
>>4570707
haha
>>4570885
fuck society
>>4571444
good triplels
>>4571446
you're great
>>4572324
nice picj
ChemciaLMan is a PHONY
no0 kill
test
>>4572324
SAAAGE, youre a FAG, dude.
>>4572566
haha
futtttt bartttt
K
>>4573215
lol
>>4573733
kek
>>4574368
thanks but the nice-bord-software-god gave the doubles to me
>>4572566
rude doubles tbh
I found a little island of /s4s/ love here. I'm happier than happier. thanks OP and evrejuan.
mmmmmm
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>4575074
now thats a good scoop
>>4566533
CUTE.
le race
le salty losser
SAAAAAAAGE, end your time on this earth OP you're dirt
fatshit underage cuntfart
blubbery fuckboring bitch
take it the hell somewhere else THAAAAAAAANKS
stoop kid i donkey punch your soft-spotted skull
>>4576008
wut???
MMM TASTY
>>4576153
like dogefruit
>>4576805
dud4 what the hell is wrong with your door?? oor?? do??
ne1 here 4 zelda2?
Bumping this gem
Comment
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>4561755
AYYY
ne1 here 4 zelda3?
Gem
![latest[3].png](https://i.imgur.com/KkGjGbi.png "latest[3].png")
>>4561755
I am error.
>>4578650
What did he mean by this?
>>4578684
He meant that he was a SCSI port
hello
>>4578684
error is a namefig
..like ULoLo i LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
we had this thread already
edit: oh? its the same thread? my bad fellow /r/edditors.
Gem
>>4579467
dis
uiiiii
>>4579507
pennywise
kill guys
>>4580934
do ulove lolo?
who's here in the hopes oflolo posting here?
maeks me sade that no finishe game
>>4581419
don't worry ;_;, dis is my last day
i realized the only fucking way to give you guys the video is recording the fucking screen with my phone, but thats sounds autistic.
>>4568981
>you can also try not cheeting and get better at the game tbh
Lame.
>>4581702
lel
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
piece of SHIT thread
>>4582626
bumping for triforce
Gem
>>4579507
nah dude video games are FUCKING GAAAAAY BRO, YOU'RE GAAAY FOR GIVING A SECOND SHIT! SAAAAAAAAGE SAAAAAGE you're FAAAAAAAG BRO
dirt-ass shit-ass thread
>>4582754
lol
This gem
>>4582949
lelel
heh
>>4584629
plus stop pls
>>4584635
u sux
>>4584635
u sux bige
>>4582949
not a gem bitch it's fucking shit and it's dead
this thread is like a cat poop that just mist the litter box , is what this thread is like to me
vkuvluvlulié
K
elven pussy is made for orc penis
>>4585441
keep it real f am, u right u right
godby thread u were dirt then u died
Is OP still playing after this many days?
