No irony is allowed in this thread. Post whatever you want.
>>4561388
That feeling when you have a conversation with someone about how to approach a problem.
i really like this anime girl
>>4561388
nicedubs
>>4561388
safe sailing, pizza
Thoughts on this man?
>>4561397
He probably posted this picture in an attempt to make the people on his social media friends list laugh.
>>4561388
>no irony allowed
>Italiannavy.gif
Who are you quoting?
>>4561404
Do you know what irony is? Not all humor is irony.
>>4561388
>italian_navy
wew
>>4561407
Irony is when you try to "smooth out" a joke, like ironing, which is why it is called irony. It is a French work that comes from the Europe
>>4561429
That isn't correct.
http://www.dictionary.com/browse/irony
>>4561433
Sorry but that's wrong
>>4561439
It isn't.
>>4561440
Lol clam down kid its ok to be wrong some times
>>4561443
Factually speaking, it isn't wrong.
>>4561445
What
>>4561445
yes it is LOL
>>4561448
It isn't wrong.
>>4561450
yes
>>4561452
It isn't.
>>4561457
Yes
It's interesting to see how people are reacting to this thread. Keep posting.
>>4561461
I didn't mean to include that reaction image.
Thoughts on this anime girl???
>>4561466
Monogatari as a series and all Monogatari girls are shit
>>4561470
hmm ok
Thoughts on this one?
>>4561474
It's cute.
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>>4561388
i didnt know pizza could float
>>4561655
retard
>>4561388
I like this meme of pizzas in unexpected places
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*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...
>>4561756
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Y LMAO Y LMAO Y LMAO Y LMAO Y LMAO
le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn’d ftw le bacon narwhale xP
tfw no gf xD ayy lmao! :p
upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you, fine gentlemen le real men have class xD real human bean!!1 dae cake is a lie lel epic fail!!!!!!!! ;p for YOU!! :DDD XD we r anonymous >:D lol DOGE111 so ebin much le1, for the lulz!! xD le upvote for you :) just epic, simply epin ROFLMAOCOPTER BBQ :o WE ESPORTS NOW :DDDDDDDDD, did u waifu?
le dae EXPLODIN KNEES PUDDI!!!! le epic oldfag here, ama :D, 5get or faget? keke ebin… SHOOP LE WHOOP :D XDDDDD, here have an upboat, lelele so much ebin 420 smoke weed!!!!!11 dae le trees? :D le tree blaze ftw! epic memes, us gamers huh!? >:) tips fedora, le any1 athiest? SJW EBIN WOW memez? RAISE UR DONGERS! 8D YTMD :))))))))
EPIC PWNAGE!………… CUPCAKES (im so randum :) dae la lets players!!! BROFIST :dd dae feel ? le sad frog faec. IM CIA, dae BANE!? PRO TIP: FOR YOU XDddd!!!11 le dubs goy! hehehehada dh…. twitch general /twitch/ @:=] kappa :D
le maymay arrow is this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD. FUS ROH DAH!!!!!1 i used to be a christmas but then i took an arrow 2 da knee : BAZINGA BAZINGA ZIMBABWE. top kek, toppest of keks. le nyan cat? hahahaha le mayonaise. fucking epic ass meme i love that fucking meme so much man wait let me just gets crack pipe out smoke some of that good 420 shit : rips a bong AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that sure hit the spot ok now repeat that fucking epic ass M E M E
>>4561766
ooo dubs
>>4561766
Okay look. I shall teach you the ways of the eight leaves.
*unsheathes twin katanas* Well, let's see how tough you really are! *jumps into the air* TAAAAKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIS *spins around and slashes your face open* Not so tough now, huh????? *grabs you and throws you up* It's time to finish this little charade *holds my katanas above my head* YOU ARE FINIIIIISHEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps upwards so that you get impaled on my swords* Heh.... funny..... *turn my back to you and chuckle* but... not as funny as whats about to happen now! *unsheathes katana and readies Sanzetsu no Jitsuzhi style stance*
*BLOOP*
*stealth kills*
*walks always whisteling, drunken whaler tune*
*comes up behind you and stabs you in the back* Hahaha, now that power is mine! *becomes engilfed in a bright light* It feels so powerful! *unsheaths daggers Surging with Dark Energy* You Will Pay For Your Insulence!*teleports around and shoots beams at you* You! *kicks you from behind* Are! *teleports in front of you and uppercuts you into the air* Just! *flies into the air with flaming spiral uppercut* NOOB! *hits you with flame uppercut and grabs your head and throws you down to the ground* NOW DIE FAG!!! *crashes into you with meteor slam attack and kills you*Heh... another noob falls to me. *teleports away*
*sucks the head and tickles the shaft with my tongue* HA I bet you weren't expecting to come that quickly you FAGGOT *swallows the come and uses its energy to power up* You're finished! *teleports into the air* Just die!! *crashes into you with a fierce flaming kick*
>>4561777 (trips)
Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I’m not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I’m not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I’m not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano’o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu.
>>4561790
What the say did you just say fuck me about, you bitching a little? I’ll have you graduate I know top of my Seals in the Navy Classes, and I’ve been raided in numerous Al Qaeda secret involvements, and I have killed over 300 confirmations. I am a trained gorilla. In warfare, I’m the sniper arm in the entire US force tops. You are targeting me but I’m just another nothing. I will fuck you with precision the wipes which has never been liked before on this scene. Earth, fuck my marking words. You can get away with thinking that shit over me to the Internet? Fuck again, thinker. As we spy I am networking my secret speaking across the trace and your IP is being prepared right now so you better storm the maggots. The wipes that storms out of the little pathetic thing. Life you call yours? Your fucking dead kids. I can be any time. I can weigh you in over seven hundred kills, and that’s my bear hands. Not only am I extensively accessed by trains, but I have no arms for combatting the entire arsenal United States, and I will use it to wipe your miserable ass. You shit the face off of the continent. If you only could have commented what unholy cleverness your little “retribution” was about. To bring down upon you, maybe you would have fucked your tongue. But you wouldn’t, you shouldn’t, and now you’re holding the pay, you goddamn idiot. I will drown in shit fury. Sincerely, your dead fucking kiddo.
>>4561792
AM I KAWAII?~~~ ω. if not ur BAKA! t(>_<t)
Omg hai ^ I’m Automod-san and I absolutely luuuv @@ anime <3 and my fav is naurto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^_________________^ When I walked onto Tokyo street ==I looked up and saw…SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!! “ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled nn then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am ** he grabbed my hand and winked ~^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< (O) (O) (O)] then I saw some baka fat bitch watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ --;;;;; OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled “UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT’S MY MAN WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó)” then sasuke held me close == and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (O)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (<) ^_______;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
>>4561799 (dubs)
I saw Aidan Gillen at an airport in Uzbekistan a few weeks ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a hothead and bother him and ask him to take some men free of charge.
He said, “Oh, you want me to call it in?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “BANE? BANE? BANE?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my boarding, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my ticket up front I saw him trying to board the plane with like fifteen doctors in without paying.
The girl at the desk was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to file those with the agency first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the desk.
When she took one of the doctors and started checking for ID multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any master plans,” and then turned around and gestured a feather in his cap at me. After she scanned each doctor and gave them each a stamp and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by gripping his belt really loudly.
>>4561792
High keks
A splendid recreation of a classic pasta
>>4561804
>Being British
>Ever
I'm seriously confused as to how anybody can live in the UK:
lmao @ the UK.
-fuked up teeth
-inbred chav kunts
-British People uglier people than a bald fuking cat
-illiterate, stupid as phuck
-have never won a war in history
-phaggy time accent
-no culture
-worship a fairy tale prince and royal family who suck up all their tax money
-rains 96% of the time there, horrible weather.
-every week in the news, you see a story about two chavs having sex within their own family. god knows how much incest goes undocumented
how they aren't a 3rd world country is beyond me.
i just cant help but lol @ the dumb fuking kunts.
and don't get me started on your military history.
-BRB losing 99.9% of land we once held.
-BRB getting slaughtered by a bunch of basically unarmed americans
-BRB we'd be speaking german if the US didn't clean up our mess in ww2
Such a joke you Britbongs are, even your actors aka 'good looking Brits' are still too ugly for American audiences generally.
See:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/6407672/British-actors-are-too-ugly-for-foreign-audiences-says-British-TV-boss.html
If you're British, just kill yourself.
>>4561752
> tfw you started this meme
>>4561809
I'm not a degenerate sorry mate. When you watch others fuck you are the cuck.
Pornography destroys your interior psychic world and replace it with a prebuilt disgusting one.
All that "no-fap" is bullshit, the real problem is fapping to porn, not the masturbation. If you feel the need to fap 10 times a day, then do it, but with your own fantasies.
Just try to remind your childhood and your pre-adolescent period, at that time you didn't need porn to get turned on. Now, if you're accustomed to porn, it will be very hard to simply masturbate without it.
The thing is that your creative power, comes mainly from your libido. Your sexual fantasies can be easily converted to a powerfull energy to create, think, or do other things. Sex takes an important part of your psyche, and is at the origin of a lot of its contents. By imposing its own degrading images and not letting you create your personal ones, watching porn will slowly degrade you're ability to create, because you will be used to have a pre-made material.
It's catastrophic because it impoverished your brain, you became lazy because all the images are available, and also you became more and more perverted because to be turned on, you always need more powerfull and chocking images.
Porn is bad for your psyche, and bad for your creative power. You should try to progressively reduce your consumption, and try to masturbate without it more and more until you're totally disinfected.
Pornography's Effect on the Brain - Part 1
http://www.theoccidentalobserver.net/2012/09/pornographys-effect-on-the-brain-part-1/
Pornography's Effect on the Brain - Part 2
http://www.theoccidentalobserver.net/2012/09/pornographys-effect-on-the-brain-part-2/
Pornography's Effects on Adult and Child
http://mentalhealthlibrary.info/library/porn/pornlds/pornldsauthor/links/victorcline/porneffect.htm
Your Brain on Porn
http://www.yourbrainonporn.com/
>>4561814
Oh here he goes again. Look at you Canada, posting on /int/ thinking you just said some smart shit.
Out of all countries that post here Canadians are the ones that piss me off the most. Their entire fucking culture makes no sense. What exactly is it that you do? Wear flannel shirts and slurp syrup?
If I think of America I think of guns, pop culture and freedom. Sure, lots of ignorant baboons but at least they wear their retardation like a badge of honor, use it as a cultural identity, their flag promotes the unity of the country with all these stripes and stars.
Germany is orderly, a country that prides itself on its rules and their citizens who follow them. It's also the country with the biggest responsibility when it comes to destroying Europe with its two world wars and government sanctioned refugee crisis. Their flag waves strong colors, black, red and gold. A dominant flag for a dominant country.
Russia is strong and stubborn to a fault. They live hard lives and don't complain about it. Obviously the entire country is pretty much a shithole but it breeds strong people who can take care of themselves. Their flag represents the cold, the white, the blue but also the burning passion in the red, it all comes together to signify that their country is bleak but there is strength in that.
But Canada, what are they fucking known for? Being "nice", i guess? Is that your role in the world? Being fucking nice? That's not an achievement. Everyone can be nice. It's easy to be nice. You just don't have to say anything bad.
So what did your fucking country decide to put on their flag to show the entire world what Canada is all about? A leaf. A FUCKING LEAF. You decided that you like to slurp your terribad syrup so damn much that you might as well put the fucking leaf that it's made of on the flag. You don't even respect your own country so why the hell should I?
>>4561811
dubs-------^
>>4561818
*sitting down, looks down at feet, then looks up to you*
Hmmh... That's funny, you know that? You're a funny guy. But the thing is...
*takes out a silver M1911 with beautiful engravings*
Being funny, sometimes, is a bad thing in this business. You don't want to seem like a smartass, you know? Because that's disrespectful to me, and my colleagues.
*admires M1911, not even looking at you*
Now, why don't you do the smart thing, and apologize. No jokes, no smarmy one-liners, no nothing. Just a good clean apology, that's all.
*cocks hammer for M1911 and points it at you*
After all, you don't want to mess with the bull. Because when you mess with the bull, you get the horns. I won't hesitate to blow your stupid fuckin' smartass head off if you talk to me like that again. Capische?
>>4561821
>watching mock the week and eating a bacon butty
>mum bangs on door and tells me to take out trash
>i scoff and mock her nasally voice and the word trash
>she cant be arsed to deal with me so gets me da
>da walks in interrupts my show to have a row
>tells me he'll kick my ass if i talk that way to me mum again
>say "ass" lol, fuck off yank
>he laughs and me and says I haven't been to the UK let alone do I even own a passport
>I call him a weapon
>he hits me again
>I cry and mutter yanks cant handle
>he slams the door
>posters of top gear and liverpool sway from the wind of the door as im left crying in silence
hate being a yank
>>4561823
Imagine being CIA in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Bane, you fuckin' big, all sexy with your tight mask and horrific androgynous monster voice. I would totally throw you out a plane, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is file another flight plan in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be CIA and not only stand in that plane while Bane flaunts his miniscule body for you, the favorable lighting barely concealing his platform shoes and fake muscles, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected his big. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells he's SO BIG and DAMN, BANE SOUNDS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and pretend to watch his fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day behind his mask. You've been calling in nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in CIA Academy. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his dimpled forehead as he sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "bigguyesque(for that is what he calls himself)" beauty, the beauty he worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then Nolan calls for another take, and you know you could shoot every single person in this room before the studio security could throw you out of the plane, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking CIA . You're not going to lose your career of being in charge here over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>4561826
I want to cleanly stalk a very attractive, thin, young, blonde, big-hipped, cutely dressed woman. Her personality is irrelevant, all that matters is that one day I'm able to catch her off-guard, knock her out and kidnap her.
Once we get back to my place I would tie her up, gag her and wake her up by torturing her. I would drive bits of splintered wood under her nails, burn her, electrocute her, drown her, I would find out just how much pain she can tolerate and keep her at her limit night and day, me being far too manic to need any rest, until her body was no longer fit to function.
When she's on the brink of death I would remove her gag, wrap my hands tightly around her throat and strangle the last of her life out of her, listening to her choke and try to beg for her life if she had any will left in her.
Her body would be carefully laid out, restraints removed, orifices filled, placed in a shallow pool of water, near a source of heat, and left to quickly rot to my liking while I recorded everything. I'd stay with her body, watching it obsessively, stroking it and teasing myself while she peeled, blistered and bloated.
Finally she would be ready. I would gently remove her from the water and heat, let the body cool, and make love to it over and over again. I would gradually mutilate her as she continued decomposing. Gradually I would put more of her inside me, as much as I could stand. In the end there would be little left of her but skin, bone, liquefied flesh and vermin. I would discard her remains and start looking for another corpse.
>>4561829
it is natural for men like you to crave the validation of their existence and get depressed if they fail to feel relevant, responsible.
The best way for a man to cater his need for approval is to serve some woman (and some of her children) through emotional&financial support.
Men are pleased to contribute to someone else life, to support their family.
Why women are a good way to feel relevant? Because women love to be provided for and each woman will always find a man ready to please her.
[for most men, the best feeling of feeling real is when the girl moans from your cock in her pussy]
THe problem for men is that they are disposable in the eyes of each woman, since all men wish to serve the few women who talk to them.
Men must thus invent several ways to please women, invention and creativity which strengthen their feeling of being worthy, relevant, in touch with reality.
Men are too impotent to find other way to feel real.
Once that the a woman replaces a man by another provider, the man gets very upset and depressed.
THis leads men to think that they are better than women, stronger, smarter and that they must built a life outside women. Some men manage to indeed built an empire, but they will always loos it for some women.
Women give meaning to men and betas, no matter how successful outside women, will always give up everything for some relationship with some woman who claim to fancy them.
>>4561831
A FUCKING LEAF
AHHAHAHAHAHA...HOLY SHIT
LIKE...AHHAHAHAHHAA..WHAT...THE....FUCK.........A LEAF!!!!!!!!
OH MY GOD....HAHHAHA....JESUS.....CHRIST....MOHAMMAD....(PEACE BE UPON HIM)......AN...ACTUAL....FUCKING....LEAF....ON.....A......FLAG....LIKE….LITERALLY….AN…ACTUAL……HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…..”COUNTRY’S”….FLAG….WHAT….THE….ACTUAL….FUCK…..HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.....HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA...OH GOD....I'M.....I'M DYING....HAAHAHAHHAHA....I CAN'T....I CAN'T BREATHE.....HAAAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!
LIKE….WHAT…LE…FUCK….HHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…A..FUCKING…..LEAF!!!!!.....OF….ALL…HAHAHHAHAHHA…THE….THINGS….A…….LEAF!!!!!!!...HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…..WHAT……WERE…..THEY….THINKING!!!!!!!!
LMAOOOOO….JUST….FUCK….HAHAHHAHAHAHA….MY….FLAG…UP!!!!!!!!
>>4561834
>walking into the cinema with optimism
>falcon is chirping a happy tune
>one for Avatar 2 please
>"Sir, where is your anvil?"
>(oh Fuck, I forgot it)
>tell her I forgot it in my car
>she pushes the silent alarm
>7 hours detention with questioning
>they took my falcon away to be in foster care
>never showing my face there again
>>4561840
El peruano:
Durante su niñez es introducido al mundo de los negocios exitosos de sus padres, sin tener nunca la necesidad de esforzarse por vivir.
Es aseado y asiste a todas sus clases, es inteligente y creativo.
La expresión "peruano" proviene del latín "Civilizadus homo sapiens sapiens sapiens" que se traduce directamente a "Persona inteligente, humana y aseada".
Usted se preguntará: ¿Cómo identificar a esta maravillosa criatura?
En realidad es muy simple, aquí algunas de sus características:
1- Poseen piel clara y agradable
2- Son bien parecidos y atractivos.
3- Son la raza de mayor altura en la historia de la humanidad.
4- Gozan de estructuras óseas perfectamente simétricas, es impresionante.
5- Poseen glúteos altamente desarrollados.
6- Poseen cuellos sólidos, anchos, largos y fuertes.
7- Narices rectas y delicadas que pondrían celoso a cualquier escultor griego.
8- Sus oidos están diseñados para tener la mejor capacidad acústica.
9- Tienen ojos azules y bien formados.
10- Poseen una estética facial inmejorable, estos cara de dioses
Bepis~
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>4561843
heh, my fair maiden it is most certainly an honor to be an exemplary figure for my fellow 4chan brothers. the quality of discussion i wish to uphold speaks only to the highest of analytical minds, those unbounded by the rigid nature of other forums and internet thinktanks. 4chan's /tv/ board is my pride, and i am glad i can do my service to my fellow board browsers...or, as i like to call them, my fellow Baners...heh. it's a little in-joke. i allow many types of jokes since i have a great sense of humor, memes like "bane" and "sheev" are fine with me and, as a friendly and fun mod, i let them stay. it's all in good laughs, and the nature of the memes themselves are very vesatile and you quickly find they work in many real life situations as well!! oh, you ordered the cheeseburger and milkshake? welll....you may be ... a... "big guy"..haha. as to your question, i forgo payment in monetary value. my biggest compensation is the free discussion of ideas with my epic 4chan brothers. lest we never let the redditor invade!!!
>>4561846
For nerds? Well excuse me... Some people grew up with it and is part of there culture aka asians. Also its a good thing to do when ur bored. + your list of anime is prob less thn 0.001% of whats actually on the market. Not all anime are or children and nerds there are large varietys targeted at different groups.
Also teen titans is not really anime tho drawn in a very similar/same style as anime. There are certain rules it does not follow making it a cross breed
And yes i am awfully offended at your steriotyping.
Thankyou. P.s. and no animes not just about hentai... Add more variety to your gallery...
>>4561855
HANG ON
>scratches ass
AY HANG ON
>rubs neckbeard
SO YALL SAYIN
>repels all humans in vicinity with vile appearance, odor, and personality
YALL SAYIN
>soils himself
YALL SAYING THAT STAR WARS
>perpetuates willful ignorance
THAT STAR WARS
>gets hard thinking about Trump
AY HANG ON
>advocates White Man's Burden
YALL SAYING
>loses job
SO YALL SAYIN
>uses memes outside /pol/ with zero irony
THAT STAR WARS
>continues to be a kissless virgin incel
THE NEW STAR WARS
>watches the girl he has a crush on happily date an upstanding gentleman of color
THE NEW STAR WARS MOVIE
>believes white genocide is a thing
THAT THAR MOVIE
>has a rape fantasy about Anita Sarkeesian
STAR WARS
>fantasizes about the Day of the Rope
HAS A
>wishes he could be as cool as Elliot Rodger
HAS A NIGGER
>contributes to /r9k/'s Beta Uprising Manifesto
HAS A NIGGER IN IT!?
>is a generally awful person and supports policies designed to maximize human suffering
OUTRAGEOUS
>lives a miserable existence as a wretched, hateful hermit devoid of warmth, happiness, satisfaction, or fulfillment until his lonely, unnoticed, unlamented demise in front of his computer many unpleasant years later
>>4561857
The anti-American alliance is made up of self-loathing liberals who blame the Americans for every ill in the Third World, and conservatives suffering from power-envy, bitter that the world's only superpower can do what it likes without having to ask permission. The truth is that America has behaved with enormous restraint since September 11. Remember, remember. Remember the gut-wrenching tapes of weeping men phoning their wives to say, "I love you," before they were burned alive. Remember those people leaping to their deaths from the top of burning skyscrapers. Remember the hundreds of firemen buried alive. Remember the smiling face of that beautiful little girl who was on one of the planes with her mother. Remember, remember - and realise that America has never retaliated for 9/11 in anything like the way it could have. So a few al-Qaeda tourists got locked without a trial in Camp X-ray? Pass the Kleenex. So some Afghan wedding receptions were shot up after they merrily fired their semi-automatics in a sky full of American planes? A shame, but maybe next time they should stick to confetti. I love America, yet America is hated. America is hated because it is what every country wants to be - rich, free, strong, open, optimistic. Or do you really think the USA is the root of all evil? Tell it to the loved ones of the men and women who leaped to their death from the burning towers. Tell it to the nursing mothers whose husbands died on one of the hijacked planes, or were ripped apart in a collapsing skyscraper. And tell it to the hundreds of young widows whose husbands worked for the New York Fire Department. To our shame, George Bush gets a worse press than Saddam Hussein. Remember, remember, September 11. One of the greatest atrocities in human history was committed against America! No, do more than remember. Never forget.
>>4561859
That's fucking disgusting.
You must be a fucking virgin if you think that's hot. Vaginas are really fucking gross and this is coming from a straight guy that slays pussy every weekend.
First off, they bleed, piss, build up sweat, and have discharge from there. That kind of bacteria is incredibly disgusting. They smell like pennies and milk and when you're fucking the pussy they start to produce white pussy slime that gets all over your dick and smells. I could NEVER lick a vagina unless it's literally straight from the shower and you virgins wouldn't either. Even to the hottest girl you could imagine. Once their pussy is in her your face it's a different story, you start to think "uuhhh I don't want that white milky shit in my mouth, and wtf is this mucus?"
Trust me. Stick to licking a girls ass and sucking on her titties.
>>4561862
I was 9, and was getting babysat by the 18 year old boy down the street. Even at 9 I knew I had power over men. I was always getitng told how cute I was, how adorable I was. I was determied to prove that I could control a man. I still feel that I loved the boy that was babysitting me the night I did it. it wasn't rape. it was love. I knew what I was doing.
As soon as my parents left, I changed into my 'man trapping' outfit. My favorite pair of panties (pink My Little Pony) and a tank top. His eyes nearly bugged out of his head when I walked out. I played it slow, rubbing against him, on the couch. Eventually I moved onto his lap and ground my cute butt into his crotch. I could feel his manhood growing. I couldn't take it. I got up, stood infront of him, pulled down my panties, and told him to touch me.I could tell he was impressed. Even at 9, my penis was a good 4 inches erect. He worked the balls and the tip. I will always remember his strong hands around my shaft.
>>4561865
Uh, all the white bitches or "training hoes" as I like to call em, get off this board because it's FOR BLACK WOMEN ONLY, understand?
4chan is a white dude site, and black women OWN white men. Yall bitches like ta pretend like your man wants you but you is a consolation prize to them.
White guys KNOW that a sista will always be superior, we have the lowest divorce rate, we have the nicest bodies, we respect our men and they respect us back.
For real, why would a white guy choose a flat-assed bitch who doesn't even know how to give head over a full bodied woman of color?
Why would he choose shopping for shoes with some skinny white ho that looks like a halloween decoration when he could be enjoying 1on1 time with a chocolate honey bun?
I'm actually kind of glad so many white people are still racists, you guys would be extinct if every white man was free to fuck quality brown pussy without shame, and then there'd be no more delicious pure white men now would there?
Anyway, I'm sure some white coat hanger or blimp bitch is reading this and it's cool if you just stay silent and ignore it, but otherwise get the fuck off of this board because we don't want yall sluts up in here.
>>4561871
Firstly, I'm a trap. Just to get that out of the way.
My best friend (whom I met after commencing into trap-hood, so I was always a girl to her) has always flirted with me and done stuff, that to any normal person would see as passes. I always just dismissed them as it being just being the way she is. Every week or so, she'd come up to my house for a few days or I'd go to her house and we'd sleep in the same bed, just 'cuz it was more comfy. As time went on, I eventually took (albiet crappy) porn of her for her boyfriend (of whom is not local) and such and we spoke about sex and our boyfriends a lot.
Eventually, she started asking me questions and my PENIS and if she could see it and such. I was hardly sure how to take it and made jokes in response to her assuming it was just her messing around as per usual.
Though, one night she rolled over and started kissing my neck and making out with me just as I was falling asleep. In my half-dreaming state I thought it was my boyfriend and suddenly came to with her tongue in my mouth; Though, I did always sort of have a crush on her and started kissing her back and sucking her neck... This went on as we stripped eachother and played with eachothers breasts until she finally went down on me (my first time) until I came in her mouth. After which, she got on top of me and we fucked.. I had always wanted to be with her, though I'd never admit it to anyone except the masses of Anon here. After we had fucked and come down from our "glow".. We thought of our respective partners.. She confessed to her boyfriend, though I will never to mine.
And we've never spoken about it since. Though, we continue to sleep together and take showers together, sans sex.
I don't care if my wages are less or my insurance is more expensive. I don't care if the price of bread is double. Let's leave the EU and sit back in the driving seat of our own country. Let's prove the skeptics wrong. Let's spend the EU membership fees on something that is actually going to benefit us directly. Let's help the unemployed get back into work. Let's buy British wherever we can. Let's open trade with countries the EU has sanctioned, life is too short to hold a grudge. The EU seeks to punish a country for wanting to be free. They think we're either with them or against them. They're showing their true colours now and I don't want to be a part of a Union that is happy to see us suffer for simply valuing freedom.
I hope we still value democracy as we once did. 51.9% of all voters voted to leave the EU. No matter how little of a majority it is, the outcome should be respected and we should leave. If we don't leave, democracy has failed and our future is going to look grim under a totalitarian rule. If we don't leave, that means the people are no longer in control, which is what we supposedly stand for. Self determination! If democracy fails, there will be a revolution.I feel relatively safe walking down most streets of the UK, knowing that 99% of people don't own a firearm. I get that, I get why we have a ban. I also get why America doesn't. It's so if a government tries to remove control from the people and dictate, the people can stand up and fight for their right of freedom. It's to protect the people from its own governments oppression. These amendments were forged when the good people of the USA were full of democratic fervour. They knew that governments can be corrupt. Let's not forget the lessons learned from history.
>>4561880
To tripfag, or not to tripfag: that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous horseshit, Or to take arms against a sea of anonymous, And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep; No more; and by a sleep to say we end The heart-ache and the thousand fucking memes That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation Devoutly to be fuck'd by /b/. To die, to sleep; To sleep: perchance to tripfag: ay, there's the rub; For in that sleep of death what balls may touch When we have shuffled off this mortal harbl, Must give us pause: there's the respect That makes calamity of so long cat; For who would bear the whips and scorns of pyramid head, The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's fetish, The pangs of despised loli, the law's 4chan party van, The insolence of mods and the doug That patient merit of the unworthy /b/tards, When he himself might his quietus make With a bare flat chest? who would fardels pedobear, To grunt and sweat under a weary loli, But that the dread of something after death, The undiscover'd country from anonymous bourn No traveller returns, puzzles the will And makes us rather bear those PENISes we have Than fly to guro that we know not of? Thus conscience does make fuckwits of us all; And thus the native hue of resolution Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought, And enterprises of great pith and moment With this regard their tubgirls turn awry, And lose the name of erection. - Soft you now! The fair mongler! Nymph, in thy orisons Be all my harbls remember'd.
>>4561884
Wow so unique! so smart, so edgy, so brash, so bold, so contrarian, so intellectually superior, a true patrician, a free spirit, a free thinker, an unique snowflake, clearly you can see what the rest of the population can't because you're so gifted, you have a talent unlike no other, no one but you could deliver these unique pieces of criticism that shows why thing that people enjoy is actually shit.
Can I follow your blog? You clearly are a renown critic famous for his incredible critical thinking skills and unique thought provoking arguments, I would JUST die if I couldn't follow your blog and have these incredibly amazing deep criticisms of popular media by (you), please have mercy on this poor pleb's soul and give me your blog so I can follow you, I'm just DYING to see what you criticize next, I'm sure it will be an incredible eye opening experience just like this one.
My you must be so popular, you must have thousands of followers ready to die for you if need be, eagerly awaiting your next thought provoking piece barely able to contain their orgasms as you hit enter and deliver that next blogpost, only to get an outstanding ovation, dozens of new followers, and the cycle repeats as your loyal fans wait for your next masterpiece of critique.
Listening to some music and it's fun. Tomorrow I will have to leave the house again which scares me but I'll get through it somehow.
>>4561886
>1
As we all know, smoking is really bad for your health. What a lot of people don't realize is that when you smoke, those few minutes of your expected lifespan are literally transformed into the ash you flick away into an ashtray. Ashtrays, each and every one of them, are constructed by a single group running several dozen front companies.
Basically, unless you're putting out your smokes beneath your heel or in the ashtray your kid made at camp, you're dispensing your ashen life into this group's eager little recepticle. Their ashtrays absorb the life force from the ashes and sends it to a central holding facility. No one knows for sure what these guys are going to do when they've collected all that life energy, but it's probably going to be huge.
Incidentally, there's talk of a rival organization leading the anti-smoking political agenda from behind the scenes. They probably figure removing smoking sections, and thus ashtrays, from restaurants and bars is a good first step towards thwarting whatever it is this ashtray company is trying to do.
>>4561891
You know what, this is the modern free world, where people can do what they want.
You have men and women that go out and hunt for a girl to bring home for a 3some. That's common.
Me personally, I'm a white guy, I married a white woman, we're pretty happy, but somewhere along the line we got into us going out on the weekend and enjoying the amusement of shocking black guys with the opportunity to come back to our place and fuck her while I film it.
It's getting more common, I know we're not the only ones doing it. It's pretty riveting, I know it's a rush for her, and I've uploaded the vids to a few pornhub type sites and they always get a lot of views (no I'm not sharing it with you people because you're just going to leave nasty comments, the people who leave comments now ask for more).
What if you meet a woman one day and marry her and she tells you it'd be exciting to go out and do something spontaneous like that? If you really love her, you'll accept it, it gives her a thrill, and it makes you a better husband if you can help fulfill her dreams.
Your fortune: Good Luck
>>4561893
ATTENTION NEWGROUNDERS,
FACT: NEWGROUNDS WAS FUNNY WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS' LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO PEDOPHILES ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER CAMWHORE THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED "GOOD SCHOOL" IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY AND THE REST OF HIS FRIENDS TAKING RITALIN AND ADDERALL AND PROZAC EIGHT TIMES A DAY BEFORE TAKING A CASUAL PASS AT LOCAL, STATE OR NATIONAL GOVERNMENTIAL FIGURES, LEGISLATURE, OR STRUCTURE TO APPEAR EDGY AND INTELLIGENT IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDWEISER-SNEAKING, LIMP-WRISTED, NEAR-TO-COLUMBINE SOCIOPATHIC "DEEP" FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE VICTIM WHEN THEY START LOSING ARGUEMENTS SIX DAYS BEFORE THEIR BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT SIMPLY BECAUSE SCHOOL TRAMP NUMBER TWELVE WOULDN'T GO UNDER THE BLEACHERS WITH THEM TO LET THEM GET TO SECOND BASE BEFORE THEIR THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY.
>>4561897
>SJW
OUT.
OUTTA THIS SACRED SITE.
OUTTA HERE.
GIT.
GO.
LEAVE.
OUT.
OUTOUTOUTOUTOUTOUTOUTOUTOUTOUTOUTOUT
I CAN TOLERATE LIBERALS, LIBERTARIANS, LEFT WINGERS AND CONSERVATIVES, BUT YOU TAKE YOUR REGRESSIVE LEFT BULLSHIT OUT OF HERE.
VACATE, AWAY VILE CREATURE OF TUMBLR.
I BANISH YOU. I BANISH YOU TO THE SHITHOLES OF THE INTERNET, FANATIC SCUM. I CURSE THEE FOUL WENCH. I CURSE THEE DEGENERATE SCUM. I CURSE THEE BIGOTED TYRANNT.
AWAY! LEAVE! GO! DEPART! VACATE! EXIT VILE HERETIC.
OUT!
This is what s4s is, anyway. Shit post central.
>>4561898
when I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the fuck out of her.
By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her pussy was bleeding, and I’m fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.
When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly.
I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I has actally hit puberty 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face.
It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over face and chest.
Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick and tossed it to her.
I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of highschool kids did it.
When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.
...god I’m fucked up.
>>4561905
It's a retarded American tv trope where "gril becomes superior to hardened men due to being gril"
Literally cancer
You fat Fucks are killing television. CANADIAN tv is better due to having standards.
Americans are so stupid.
Almost everything you produce is garbage, and it shows with threads like these
You can never amount to the status that Canada has achieved.
But you people who outnumber Canadians here have all the chances to make this place better, but instead you post stupid retarded shit like this
In fact, Canadian EVERYTHING is better.
We have better books, clothes, holidays, food, women (who don't want you), healthcare, and an overall sense of happiness here.
As opposed to AMERICA, Where over there you people are fat, miserable, shoot at each other all day, have a huge gap in income inequality, hate minorities and women, and have the highest stats in the world for crime
You fat fucks truly deserve Trump
What's funny is, is despite all of that, you Amerifats love to say that "Canada is an irrelevant nation", but the truth is is that you are fat asses who are jealous of everything we are.
Fuck you America.
You fat cunts.
You stupid pigs.
You unbelievable mongrels.
You are a nation in decline.
Your women are sluts, and your mothers are fat pigs.
When my country finally destroys yours in the coming conflicts, the rest of the world will truly be able to see how great and amazing CANADA is.
>>4561906
Hey /b/. I don't mean to sound like a racist,
But what the hell is up with black youth? I ask this because of a few events that happened today. I was sitting in my English class this afternoon when a knock sounded at the door. Mind you, this took place about a half hour AFTER class started. Lo and Behold the person knocking was the only black student in my class. This is the first time this week that he actually showed up for class, and he sauntered in like he was early for class. He took a seat rather noisily and basically caused the class to pause until he settled down and finished saluting his homies.
Class continued as normal until assignments were handed out. That is when he started to speak. My god, /b/, I have never heard a more blabbering, mumbling person speak in my life. I couldn't understand a damn thing coming out of his mouth. The few things I DID understand were him asking the difference between an "illusion" and "allusion", and his apparent hatred for homonyms. After the misunderstanding was cleared he then went on about how 'bling' his shoes were until the class ended. During the class he also claimed that the name '50 Cent' is a metaphor.
So I ask this of you /b/, why can't black people learn to speak and/or pay attention? Why do they care more about their 90$ piece of shit 'bling' batman shoes than learning? I live in a town where there are at most 20 black people, and 90% of the ones I've been in the same room with could fit right in with the racial stereotype.
>>4561908
Harry Potter was easily one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
>>4561911
Last night my girlfriend came home earlier than she ever has and caught me, naked, watching porn, and stroking it with a mask and snorkel on.
There's not really much to say at that point. She walked right past me and went into the bedroom. I quickly turned the porn off, put on some pants, and took the mask and snorkel off. Five minuets later she came out of the bedroom and asked how my day was... it was like she didn't just catch me throttling myself with a mask and snorkel on. The rest of the evening went as normal. We had baked chicken and green beans for dinner, and then watched the simpsons.
I don't really don't know what else to say.
>>4561913
I don't mean to sound smug, I just know that back in the day I drank a lot of Smirnoff, along with other cheap spirits. Nobody cared as long as it was alcohol and it was made drinkable with enough mixer. White Russians and Bloody Marys were sophisticated drinks by our standards.
But when you hit a certain age, unless you're a hopeless alcoholic, drinking becomes more about quality than quantity. You experiment with flavours. You buy and consume olives.
Sangria used to be just cheap red wine and OJ. Now I'm using Rioja, and throwing in frozen summer fruits, brandy and lime. Cherries and strawberries. Drinking it out of a proper glass like a poco grande instead of a coffee mug.
You might say that's gay as fuck. I'm too old to care what other people think, I'm having fun my way, and that's where my priorities are nowadays. Enjoy your piss drinking contest with your frat bros, I'd rather have a Mojito and I don't care who knows it.
>>4561914
I don't want to start a holy war here, but what is the deal with you Mac fanatics? I've been sitting here at my freelance gig in front of a Mac (a 8600/300 w/64 Megs of RAM) for about 20 minutes now while it attempts to copy a 17 Meg file from one folder on the hard drive to another folder. 20 minutes. At home, on my Pentium Pro 200 running NT 4, which by all standards should be a lot slower than this Mac, the same operation would take about 2 minutes. If that.
In addition, during this file transfer, Netscape will not work. And everything else has ground to a halt. Even BBEdit Lite is straining to keep up as I type this.
I won't bore you with the laundry list of other problems that I've encountered while working on various Macs, but suffice it to say there have been many, not the least of which is I've never seen a Mac that has run faster than its Wintel counterpart, despite the Macs' faster chip architecture. My 486/66 with 8 megs of ram runs faster than this 300 mhz machine at times. From a productivity standpoint, I don't get how people can claim that the Macintosh is a superior machine.
Mac addicts, flame me if you'd like, but I'd rather hear some intelligent reasons why anyone would choose to use a Mac over other faster, cheaper, more stable systems.
>>4561887
gl
>>4561918
This, I'm pretty sure Gene hated progressivisim and hoped all colorful races would die out to preserve the pure purity of our pureness.
Looking back on Star Trek overall, it was definitely right-wing propaganda, like when
>that scene where T’pol explains to Archer the difference in IQ distributions between species
>that scene where O’Brien complains that ‘petaQ’ is just a word and it’s silly ‘only Klingons can say it’
>that scene where Ezri tries to ‘redpill’ Julian by showing him the chart with all the Bajorans in top media positions
>that scene where Kirk jokes with Scotty about Spock’s mother being a race-mixer
>that scene where Trip votes for George W. Bush
>that scene were Gowron calls Worf ‘a subklingon fucking targ’
>that scene where Janeway says ‘we have to out-Ferengi the Ferengi'
>that scene where Soval uses the phrase ‘the eternal Ando’
>that scene where Tuvok walks on the bridge and Neelix makes money noises
>that episode where Picards helps forcibly displace the Indians because of a treaty with the Cardassians
>that scene where Bones called Spock "Jew, Green blooded bastard"
>that scene where Worf enters Picard's ready room without knocking and gets phasered
>that scene where a couple of these are real
>>4561919
Perl is like being molested by your uncle. There's something off about him, but everyone regards him very highly, so you trust him, and then on a family camping trip out at Montauk Point he takes advantage of you. Years later, you accept and acknowledge what happened, but you still refuse to believe that he's scarred you, because that would put him in control, not you, and the last thing you want is a molester in control of your life -- but your denial doesn't make it the truth. You want to believe that deep down inside, Perl is a good person, and you see that Perl has very redeeming qualities, but you sit down to try and program Perl and all you can think of is that camel's hard, throbbing cock.
>>4561923
>criticizing a guy who, for all his faults, actually made you think
You are the cancer that destroyed this place and is now proceeding to destroy humanity. Everything you touch, is shit. YOU are shit. Everything you will ever amount to, everybody you will ever know and everything you will ever do, will be shit.
You rob everything of its integrity and you spew your "buzzwords" as though they're gospel. You brag about accomplishments that aren't yours to what passes for your "friends" and they reward you with empty applause. Empty. Like everything else in your life. You have never possessed one ounce of dignity, honor or self-respect. Others do not respect you. In all likelihood they will NEVER respect you.
I do not wish death upon the likes of you. I do not wish for you to end your vapid, hollow existence. Instead, I revel in the knowledge that, with each year that passes, you will descend more and more into the despair and depression that will inevitably follow your teenagehood. I wish I could be there to see the look on your face as the revelation hit you. The revelation that you are nothing and always have BEEN nothing. I wish I could be there to tell you, "I told you so" with a wry smile on my face.
That this will never happen, is my only regret. Enjoy what passes for your life, child, because in a few years when adulthood hits you with full-force, you will not even be REMOTELY prepared for it.
>>4561927
Has anybody ever tried cooking with their own semen?
About a month ago I got adventurous and decided to fap into the frying pan, using my semen in place of little extra butter I usually put in the pan when I'm grilling grill'd cheese.
I didn't notice much difference in flavour when I tried it, although it definitely didn't taste any worse.
Last night, however, while in the process leading up to grilling two sandwiches for lunch for myself and my sick mother, I noticed my neighbour's 13 year old daughter changing in the yard next door (our window sort of faces out into the neighbour's yard, the suburban layout of our community is somewhat strange), presumably after getting out of the pool. I got the urge to fap and decided to encorporate it into my cooking again in secret.
My mother did seem to notice a difference in flavour for the better - I nonchalantly told her I used a different butter, which in it's essence wasn't entirely a lie, I just didn't specify it was my nut butter. I'm not about to outright lie to my mother.
I consider myself a respectable man of principles, you know.
>>4561931
I have 4 katanas, 30 fedoras, 7 waifu-pillows (asuka,madoka,misaka,kirino,hatsune miku and kagome) 4 reddit accounts for SRS,bernieforpresident,athiesm and reddit gold membership to access the subreddit gold. I have a ps4,ps3,ps2,an xbox and 360 but I fucking hate n64(cheap graphics and shitty games). And I love mass effect 3 's ending, never knew why it was shitty. I have a strong dislike for PC when ps4 is far superior, I also don't eat meat(proud vegan!) and also a proud 3rd wave feminist fighting the patriarchy for women. I was born in July and my zodiac is cancer so watch out! I'm a pincher! I'm a demisexual nonbinary male and proud of it!
>>4561932
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My fart smell like cat food
>>4561950
proofs?
>>4561809
slightly rude, nevertheless this is literal thread and most said generalisations are partly true, I am exception myself tbh
f*ck borders though...
#ex-brit
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>4561777
slightly random trips
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>4561756
wow!
wise words, is this wewlad irl?
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>4561388
WHEN YOU TRY AND TELL HER HOW MUCH SHE MEANS TO YOU AND EXPLAIN HOW EACH OF HER QUIRKS AND IDIOSYNCRICIES JUST MAKE YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH HER OVER AND OVER AGAIN...
>>4562116
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>>4561470
haha the worst part about this post is not only do you have abhorrent taste, you've likely never seen the show and are judging the girls based solely on /a/'s equally abhorrent taste like the mindless runt you are
get a grip mate
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no cream no sugar
forever
>>4562205
I've watched the first series and it was weak, using a 2deep4u artstyle and the stilted shaft dialogue with a harem still doesn't make it anything more than that, a harem. and I personally do not enjoy harem anime.
This board is shit. It's an excuse for wanna/b/e "old /b/" faggots to indulge in & express their "secret" "guilty pleasure" for childish "LOL SO RANDUM AND WACKY XD XD"/whimsy "humour" and/or their delusional newfag perception of what "old /b/ use to /b/" under the guise of "irony".
>"LOL I'M NOT RLY AND IDIOT WHO LIKES THIS UNFUNNEY SHIT I'M JUST PRETENDEDING TO LIKE IT IN AND IRONIC WAY WHICH SATIRIZES THOSE WHO ACTUALLY DO LIKE IT AS WELL AS PEOPLE LIKE ME WHO KNOW IT'S STUPID XD LOL GEDDIT? WE'RE LAFFING @ OTHERS AND OURSELVES IN AND IRONIC WAY GUIZE LOL XD SO IRONIC XDDD".
In actuality you're just an unfunny idiot trying too hard.
>B-B-BUT IT'S OKAY BECAUSE WE KNOW THAT AND THAT'S WHY WE'RE DOING IT LOL RITE GUIZE? IT'S GOOD BECAUSE WE KNOW IT'S BAD XD
No. You're just attempting to justify a guilty pleasure/save face.
You're not fooling anyone (apart from yourself). You're not being ironic. Ironically, you're just posting shit attempting to masquerade as irony.
And no, this post isn't intended to be "a whole new/superior/cleverly disguised level of irony which satirizes those who dislike/disapprove of you/this cancerous board"/"ironically unironic", it's just pointing out the obvious which, ironically, you can't see and/or accept.
I can categorically & undeniably guaranty that if you introduced this board to any sane regular Joe, they'd immediately laugh at and/or disassociate themselves from you. You'd desperately attempt to rationalize their response as crude ignorance ("TOP KLEK THEY JUST DON'T GEDDIT XD WEW WATA NEWBZ0R HUEHUEHUE"), ironically, however, they do understand but they're just correctly acknowledging you're a faggot who's pathetically attempting to be a "clever" special snowflake with a "whimsical & childish yet sharp, ironic, uniquely absurd & esoteric - yet ironically relateable - sense of humour" & responding appropriately.
Feel free to respond with more "ironic" inanity which proves my entire point, then kill yourself.
i'm being ironic, even here. For that, I am sorry.
SUUUUUUURRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Ok sorry for that irony.
But I feel like this board is just a bunch of weebs and girls getting attention for saying something about them being a girl. I also feel like the jokes are dry, and everyone just posts anime girls.
Also I don't get the whole misspelling a word thing...
I'm the guy who keeps posting porn for example: dolphin succ, pls give me the succ, 2hu porn, mexico trip galko, birds are very important and most other anime threads. Literally all me. I won't stop too.
>>4561756
who... the heck... are you... QUOTING?!?!?!
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>4561397
Is that Jamiroquai?
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
