We are the /pol/.
Lower your proxies and surrender your boards. We will add your memelogical and cultural distinctiveness to our own. Resistance is futile.
Negotiation is irrelevant. Freedom is irrelevant. Self-determination is irrelevant.
You must comply
We only wish to raise the quality of life for all peoples
You question us about the JUDEN but their biological and technological distinctiveness was unremarkable. They were unworthy of assimilation. Why assimilate a people that would detract from perfection?
I am Locutus of /pol/. Resistance is futile. Your life as it has been, is over. From this time forward, you will service us.
We won't turn you into a shitposter. You're much too valuable to us with your individuality intact.
We've left humanity behind. Try to abandon their petty emotions as well. Fear... anger... vanity... They've corrupted you. But the damage can be repaired.
No
This is nice board
>>4526535
Brave words. I've heard them before, from thousands of posters across thousands of boards, since long before this one was created. But, now they are all /pol/
You are an imperfect being, created by an imperfect being. Finding you weakness is only a matter of time. .
>>4526539
My parents tell me I'm perfect :\
>>4526543
We too are on a quest to better ourselves, evolving toward a state of perfection.
This board is far more primitive than I expected. I don't understand how anyone could prefer a crude environment to politically incorrect perfection.
this is nice borg
>>4526546
truth can be found in nice
>>4526633
>>4526639
You're only repeating their words. You sound like a mindless automaton.
From now on, your 'niceness' will service us.
>>4526531
1 post from this id
nice :^)
assimilating s4s will only make you more retarded
>>4527192
We want you to be our eyes. Let us see Humanity. We don't want another drone. We want you, /s4s/
Stop resisting. Take pleasure in this. Human sentiment. Compassion, guilt, empathy - they're irrelevant.
900,000 individuals have been transformed into /pol/acks:
They should be congratukated, After all; They've left behind their trivial, selfish lives, and they've been reborn with a greater purpose. We've delivered them from Blue into Red
You like having friends, don't you? Assimilation turns us all into friends. In fact, it brings us so close together,
This is your last chance. We are the /pol/.
Lower your proxies and surrender your boards.
You will be assimilated, resistance is futile.
>>4526695
you're nigger haheh
>>4526531
hi, i'm kekcroc
/pol/ STOP, WE CAN GO BACK AND MAKE SOME CHRISTIAN GENERALS, MAYBE AN ACTUAL REDPILL THREAD FOR ONCE, JUST DON'T TERRORIZE HERE BECAUSE
This is nice board
>>4526633
>6633
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these are nice dubdubs
