Hi, I'm Wayne Coyne from the band The Flaming Lips. Ask me anything!
>>4520506
dude you're fucking fake dude. fucking STOP, dude you're FAKE. all you wanna do is talk about shit-ass tacos cause you're DULL, dude. you're NOT wayne. you're not FUCKING wayne and you're making me HATE this closet faggot old aging degenerate servant of satan, FUCK off.
>>4520506
Hi, Wayne! Have you ever gone to an amusement park before?
>>4520523
Yes, I used to go on family vacations to them when I was a kid. Much fun times were had by all. I agree. I know you asked me about that joke in the other thread, but I'm just going to tell it here:
q: What do you a call with salmon and turtle a?
a: Dyslexia
Sing Wayne really long. Like "wayayayayan
>>4520564
Yes, I suppose I could go for a good joke right about now, Mr. Coyne.
I like to see you guys pallin around please don't stop
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>4520581
What do you call a proud stranger in a midnight hurry?
>>4520590
Thanks friend
>>4520590
I thought I told you that we won't stop
>>4520591
What do you call a proud stranger in a midnight hurry? (My guesss is: A Glass Mechanic)
>>4520600
Good double, Wayne. I agree, they're a good friend.
>>4520605
No anigi! It's a glandestine warrior!!!!!
>>4520610
>a glandestine warrior
LOL. Good one, Wayne. Never saw it coming. You are good with the jokes. Never before have I seen such comedic ingenuity in the matrix.
>>4520605
We can't stahahahap
>>4520627
Does the rooster crow at the dawn of each and every glorious morning? The answer is: Absolutely.
>>4520632
What do you call a brown bag that has a note written on the outside ?
>>4520639
Lunch?
>>4520648
Yes, I'm dying to know what it is
>>4520651
A front yard companion!
>>4520683
You're a madman, Wayne. Top wew lad. Oh btw, I was just wondering, have you ever traveled to Africa before?
>>4520697
I have anigi. But I have to tell you something
>>4520698
That's really cool. What do you have to tell me?
>>4520706
I have to go away tomorrow and I won't be back till Sunday
Just so you know anigi
I don't want you to worry
>>4520711
yea fuck off dumb fag you're fake dude. wayne was away this whole time but now your doopugly family is draggin ur goofy ass outta the house eh yea i bet. you SUCK you're FAKE
>>4520711
Thanks for letting me know, Wayne. I will miss you. Are you going to a taco festival?
>>4520713
I've been busy with president stuff. Don't worrybout me lol. Will I be the man in nobember
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>4520717
so STUPIDDDDD dude tacooos so gaaaaaaaay dude shut uuuuuuup man if u really are Nodokaii and original Gippo Dudee and presumably other crapy name figs i think you really fucked this board in a realy bad way making it shity and not fun so i hope that weighs on u bro cause u are fueling some really shity memeing and u know it
>>4520731
Hey were both guys just happy to be called Wayne love not hat my man
>>4520731
I'll probably be here. I might see a friend on Sunday but there's a 50/50 chance of that happening. I hope you enjoy the bounty of matrix tacos at the festival. Have one for me!
>>4520737
Oh, I'll definitely be here on Matrix Monday for those delicious and spicy tacos. But I imagine I'll be around on Sunday at some point anyway. Unless of course aliens invade and I have to fight alien zombies with a light saver. Then I'll probably be pretty busy, what with the interplanetary matrix battles and all.
>>4520743
That's a good point anigi
Do you want to hear a joke I just made anigi?
>>4520747
I would love to hear your joke, Wayne!
>>4520747
Skittles are ok but the gummed that look like dophins or sharks idk are better haha
>>4520760
What do you call a dysfunctial family that lives by an alley?
>>4520764
Yes I agree
>>4520765
I don't know, what do you call them?
>>4520764
Skittles are still pretty awesome though
>>4520766
FAAAAAAAAKE SO FAke you are ffake dude give up the act
>>4520769
Berry good HAH
>>4520793
lol, yes I get it, Wayne. Wow, you're really on a roll tonight. Not only are you a great song writer, but you're also a great joke writer. To me there always seemed to be a bit of an overlap between music and comedy tbh, It's so impressive to see that on display like this.
>>4520772
breddy gud :DDDD
>>4520802
Thanks anigi do you think I should go on tv and tell some joke?
>>4520793
you're FAKE DUDE
YOU'RE FAKE DUDE
YOU'RE FAKE AND YOU KNOW IT DUDE
STOP
YOU ARE FAKE
WE KNOW THIS
>>4520812
I'm not fake I'm the real wayne
>>4520812
Im turnig nice off because you did too. Don't bully my knew aqquaintances /****ot
>>4520805
Yeah, sure. You could go on a stand-up comedian reality show and be like "hey guys i'm Wayne Coyne, I make great music, now check out my great jokes" and everybody would be like "wow Wayne these are really great jokes, you're the winner!"
>>4520825
No problem, Wayne. Yes, of course you're a real boy. Don't ever forget it. Even in the matrix people are still real.
>>4520830
Good night anigi
Have a blessed evening
>>4520840
Thanks, Wayne. You too. If I don't see you tomorrow, have a wonderful time at your matrix taco party millennium festival 2000.
>>4520506
anything?
>>4520849
Goodnight
