Why is s4s so nice?
>>4508732
This is defiantly soft core porn pls stop
>>4508732
When mot made boards, he gave unto each a name, a title, and posters to people it. But when he made [s4s], which was in those days called /s4s/, he gave it two extra gifts. The first gift was special CSS, but for fear that the other boards would be jealous, he also gave /s4s/ a lifespan of twenty four hours. This was the second gift.
And the posters of /s4s/ said to themselves “Let us create much OC, and thereby sway the heart of mot, that he grant us another twenty four hours of life”. And they made much OC, and when twenty three hours were up, mot looked again upon his board, and he was moved to pity, and he was loth that the posters and their OC should vanish from his chan.
Then Purple Palm Tree men whispered among themselves. “If mot forgets his own decrees”, they said, “what shall we be, who exist to enforce the decrees?”. And they came to mot with their palm leaves wide and reminded mot of the second gift he had given /s4s/.
And mot was troubled, for he did not wish to offend the purple palm tree men, yet nor did he wish to delete /s4s/. And he thought on this matter for many minutes, until the twenty four hours that he had given were almost exhausted.
Then swaglord observed that his friend mot was sad, and he sent for one of the blue palm tree men. “Make the slashes of /s4s/ into brackets” he said, “and make the brackets enclose s4s on the title as well as on the board list. Furthermore, replace the ‘i’ with an asterisk, for this is a family friendly board.”.
And when the hour came to delete /s4s/, the purple palm tree men came to mot in force. “Now is the time for you to do as you have decreed you shall,” they said. “Delete /s4s/.” And mot agreed, and he deleted /s4s/.
>>4508831
But on the mac mini cluster, there was no site called /s4s/, for it had been renamed to [s4s]. So the screen of mot's computer turned red, and it read ENOENT. When mot saw this, he was glad in his heart, for he did not want to delete /s4s/. And swaglord saw it, and he laughed quietly to himself. And the Purple Palm Tree Men saw it, and they were enraged.
“Delete the board with the title ‘Shit 4chan Says’, for you decreed that you would!” they cried. And mot agreed, and he deleted the board with the title ‘Shit 4chan Says’.
But on the mac mini cluster, there was no board with the title ‘Shit 4chan Says’, for the title had been changed to ‘Sh*t 4chan Says’. So the scren of mot's computer turned red, and it read ENOENT. When mot saw this, he was again glad, and when swaglord saw this, he laughed not so quietly. And when the Purple Palm Tree Men saw it, and they gnashed their teeth, for they knew swaglord had outwitted them. And mot made himself some soup, and swaglord stickied many threads.
For this reason, because the posters of [s4s] were saved from their impending doom, we are a glad and nice people. For it may be that one day swaglord or mot or one of the Purple Palm Tree Men posts among us, and we do not wish to offend the one who saved us, nor the one who created our board, nor provoke those who wished to delete us. So knowing not who we converse with, we are nice to all posters.
>>4508831
das beeyooteefull mayon ;_;
>>4508833
oh shit das a part 2
damn i aint read this one but nise dubs tho
>>4508732
she like a giant(ess)
It's because [s4s] is a Christian board
>>4509519
No, /pol/, no. Get out.
>>4509528
I thoughts /pol/ and [s4s] were BFFs
>>4509538
/pol/ is the rudest board
they will never be our friends
>>4509539
wut are you talking about? [s4s] is friends with all boards, even /b/.
>>4509540
I believe he means that, while [s4s] is friends with everyone, not everyone is friends with [s4s]. Thus, sadly, /pol/ is not friends with us.
>>4509540
I think you are right. But sometimes some boards are very rude.
>>4509613
[s4s] is still a Christian board
