Hello. I am Wax Paper of the Smoldering Asses. Feel free to ask me anything!
Also, be sure to check out this album made by my friend, Hansapur Kaski!
>>4506505
cat?
>>4506511
dog?
>>4506511
dubs? im a dog person myself
I must say, this has been a successful first session. I am going to catch some sleep and will resume the Q&A when I wake up ;^)
poo poo pee pee
do you poop?
>>4507551
everyone poops, anon
what is more EPIC?
-Ben 10
-Minecraft
>>4507675
im going to have to say minecraft because ben 10 is a cartoon which you can only take part in passively. minecraft is one of my favorite games in existance. minecraft is a good game for relaxing at home. minecraft is like playing with legos that never run out. minecraft is definitely more EPIC.
PooPoo PeePee, Penis and Vagina
Women with dicks and weak men with vaginas
So fucking delicate like mommy’s fine china
If you have complaints please wait your turn and line up
I got a message for these little fags trynna
Be a mommy’s boy and a teachers pet, pimple face, asswipe
Looking like they just had a gyne-cologist
Stick five fingers in your ass, no lube
So what'cha gonna do?
If you’re number one, shove it up your ass and make it number 2
(Oh)
Ladies getting mad in the comments, and I’m hearing it
You think it was a typo with these red lines and periods
(Oooh)
Ha Ha no comma, bitches with their self esteem get out of the sauna
My shit lies in the sewers, closing the hatch
I only joke about diseases and reference that only you can catch
(Ew, oh my god.)
And if you think you’re fucking grown up
Keep breathing heavy with your keyboard and fedora
Hands around your dick with the kung-fu grip
Stroking back and forth to My Little Pony clips bitch
Go outside and ride a bike or something
And get laughed at by kids to remind you that you are nothing
And then, get hit by every car or truck that ever passes
Your life flashes before your eyes! Oh wait it’s your Google Glasses
Never mind faggot, just pick your ass up and take you to the closest sign faggot
I’m not done yet, you get up and you go home
Sit at your computer and open up Google Chrome
And then look at tutorials on how to hang yourself at home
And then you can hang yourself
Is that the end of the story?
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha, No son
>>4507747
im not sure i understand the question
>>4507763
i think what he meant to ask was:
how many froot loops can i fit up my asshole?
>>4507833
Fifty-two.
do you think i can change the world?
>>4507846
Yes, just pretend to be Michael Jackson.
is it "okay" that i masturbate at least twice a day?
>>4507926
It's fine, but I would recommend using lube to prevent chafing and other penis-related injuries if you're masturbating that frequently.
>>4507941
speaking of masturbating frequently, could you please post more pictures of your face?
>>4507973
Yeah fo sho, give me a twenty minute interval
>>4507977
Waited longer than 20 minutes but it's okay since you got dubs
>>4508182
Ay sorry bruv i got me dick caught ina blender, gonna need anotha 45 mins or so
>>4507973
sure
you have nigger lips dick head
