My 15 month old nephew just scratched my face happily.
How do I discipline him?
Beat him with a stick?
>>4503606
edit, beat him with a bat
>>4503625
Perfect, my nephew is scared of birds
>>4503625
but he could get rabies
>>4503626
but a bat isn't a bird, it's a mammal
Hot fudge enema with broken glass.
>>4503603
Abandon him in a bear-infested forest.
>>4503702
Birds have wings. Mammals don't have wings. Bats have wings.
Bats are birds. Did you even go to schol?
nice
>>4503742
Hope you're being ironic. Bats are in fact, mammals. Ain't shit have to do with a bats wings
>>4503791
*farts causally*
bats arebugs
Your fortune: Average Luck
>>4503791
ironic? ur the ironic one here m80.
bats are birds. birds birds birds.
>>4503791
Dolphins has wings still a fish
>>4503927
No, its a porpoise. A MAMMAL.
>>4503955
Nice doubles, but how retard are you? A simple google search would prove you are wrong.
I used to punch the shit out of my nephew who was 6 years younger than me. I regret that and wish it didn't have to be that way.
Try to avoid him if he's just a pest. Maybe if you're not near him so much he will get the hint.
>>4503603
*** YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY LE PELICAN! *** post this in 3 threads or you will be fucking killed
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>>4503603
Cum inside aaaaassshole u dumb fig
>>4503603
The only way he'll learn is through flaying
>>4504019
you sound drunk
youll scare the animals
>>4504059
Im not sleeping althpugh drunk af cuz i afraid vomit whilr sleep and die what do
IM GOING TO EAT YOUR NEPHEWAND YOUR FACE
>>4504050
A naked man has few secrets, a flayed man has none
>>4503742
this fucker can't be serious
check this out I am brilliant. Trim his fingernails.
>>4504122
nice dubs.
>>4504122
Sorry your wrong
>>4504122
he's not lol
beat on the brat
beat on the brat
beat on the brat with a baseball bat
>>4504165
sorry you're autistic
