cowe
cowe
every single time
>>4501946
thats a chinhuahua lol
>>4501946
thats a pig lol
>>4502073
you know i'd never say that, imposter. i got skol and i know a cowe when i say one. stop trying to make me look bad!!!
>>4502078
That's a pig lol. I could cloy my words in a velvet-soft blanket spun with silver-tongued rhetoric in an effectively vain effort to save face, but it would be moot.
I will say it again, that's a pig lol. I tell you this not out of spite, mockery or ignorance but rather out of loving consternation.
As a child with a heart full of wonder and a head full of rapturous ignorance, I wandered aimlessly through the Canadian hemiboreal forests, the spruce trees danced in the southern winds like drunken sailors in the rage of rolling seas. I developed a deep familiarity with the animals and plants I encountered on my many childhood adventures.
On one of such adventures, I came across an infirm elderly man, with skin like warn leather and a body decrepit with age. He was adorned in a pantsuit, and he wore a lurid powdered wig that immediately drew my attention, like a moth to light. I saw he was feeding a small pink animal, not unlike the one in OP's pic. I asked him, "That animal before you, of which you are providing provisions, does it have a name?"
He said, "of course, son, it's a pig lol."
That man was Carl Linnaeus, the father of taxonomy. I am on [s4s] to disseminate his word. Do not seek supercilious pride in folly allegations of my scholastic history. In the words of the brilliant, Meister Eckhart; "The knower and the known are one. Simple people imagine that they should see cowe as if he stood there and they here. This is not so. Pig and I, we are one in knowledge."
>>4502111
>pig
stopped reading right there tbh
>>4502120
than u proved ur not becuz im well-read :DDD
>>4502122
dubs! you got dubs!
>>4502122
reading is for nerds
>>4502125
haha thanks *blushes and hides in sweatshirt*
pls bully my gay penis
>>4502135
>*blushes and hides in sweatshirt*
i laughed so freaking hard at this. so freaking hard
>>4502139
why
>>4502147
because ur a homosex
