Hi, my name is Wayne Coyne from the band The Flaming Lips. Ask me anything!
>>4498787
Hey Wayne! Did you ever beat Charles Barkley in a one-on-one basketball match at your palatial estates?
>>4498797
Haha good question anigi, I did yesterday. Can you tell me. A food story anigi ?
>>4498801
Wow, that's really cool. I would like to meet Charles Barkley one day, I bet he would really enjoy a nice cheesesteak. We could go down to Philadelphia and visit all of the sub shoppes, and at the end of the day we could say hey man which one of those cheesesteaks do you think is the best and we'd have a nice debate over the merits of particular brands and styles of cheesesteaks and eventually we'd come to the conclusion that the best one was the best one, no matter which place it came from. What a great day that was. I always think of it fondly, especially when I'm riding my camel home from Taco Bell after a long day of hacking the matrix.
Hey Wayne nice to meet you again! I went to one of your concerts in 2007 and was invited on stage to be one of the dancing Teletubbies, and afterwards we hung out and I smoked you up.
One of the best days of my life.
>>4498806
Wow that's a good point anigi, would you ever eat your own finger in a food truck?
Hahahahahah can you imagine that?
>>4498816
HahahahahhhahahahahahaaOOOOOOOO
IM SOGLAD YOU LIEKD MY SHOW AND HAD A GOOD TIME
OOOOOH THAT MAKES ME MAHOOY
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH HAPPY FOR YOU TO TALK TO MEE
>>4498817
No, I wouldn't. I treasure my hands and their remaining functionality. I could imagine it, but it seems like it would be a horrible thing to experience.
>>4498848
HELL NAW
>>4498848
My favorite thing about burrito bowls is probably that they're in a bowl, right? Like, wow, you remove the tortilla from a burrito and what do you get? A burrito bowl. So fascinating, so clever, so compact and sleek. A burrito salad, for sure. One of the most important inventions of the 20th century. It doesn't even smell like shit most of the time.
>>4498850
on the real, like I can't believe you really made that shit holy fuck dude. top lel. Top kek.
>>4498857
top WEW DAE LE TIL REDDIT
>>4498857
I've got more
>>4498857
try using this sometime
>>4498857
>>4498894
mad upvotes my dog, you're totally gonna go viral with this epic maymay, can't wait to upload it to ifunny for those sweet respect points
>>4498857
Take this
>>4498899
Send me a link when they're uploaded
btw nice dubs
>>4498908
i'll send that link to your mom first, i know how much she loves those fuckin dank fresh me-me's
>>4498857
btw here's the video source. go to 2:17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-B_kmAebbQ
>>4498787
>>4498968
>>4498968
I have you ever eaten Mexican food with a seal, Or a walrus, and How about spaghetti. All of the above were done in the Matrix with Agent Smith by my side, guiding me towards the light. Then we all went down to the malt shoppe for a quick milkshake with Trimony Tuffets.
>>4498873
Top lel m8.
>>4498917
Nice vid
>>4498989
Where is agent smith today anigi
>>4499027
>>4499027
Agent Smith resides in all of us. He is our eternal tormentor. Mayhaps one day we'll see the truth of his infernal design, and that will be the day that we all wake up from this so-called Matrix Life
>>4499035
I'll be back layer anigi I have to find my ducks
>>4499043
Good luck, Wayne. ttfn
>>4499046
Hi anigi
>>4499061
What up big dawg, how you be livin'
>>4499065
Have you ever heard of Bill burr? He's opening a spaghetti diner
>>4499076
Yeah, that guy's pretty funny. He's like "women are shit, but i'm totally not sexist!"
>>4499082
Me and him are making an album together isn't that kind of cool?
>>4499090
What instrument is he going to be playing?
>>4499098
He plays drum and guitar and bass and piano and horns and harp
>>4499114
Wow, what a fancy lad. Did he go to Dave Letterman's Academy of Arts?
>>4499119
Yes have you ever been thee anigi? Have you ever been in a fight ?
>>4499124
I went there twice, once for orientation and the second time was to find my clock radio. I've never really been in a fight. I've been attacked by people and not fought back, due to inexperience or being severely outnumbered, and I've hit a few people but they never hit back.
>>4499132
Oh wait, I thought about it more and there was like one time where I got into a fight. My friend thought it was hilarious because one of the first punches I threw I hit this kid directly in the forehead. Most of my "fights" occurred when I was like 12 or 13.
>>4499145
Have you ever fought a 13 year old this year?
>>4499257
What's that
>>4499259
it's a radio controlled truck
>>4499260
How so
>>4499229
No, not this year, Wayne. I wrote the movie Juno though.
>>4499298
Im going to taco bell now.
>>4499338
Product placement from Taco Bell
the
Hi anigi
>>4499351
Did you play Michael Cera? You were great
>>4499348
I thought you guys loved tacos
>>4499351
I ordered four soft tacos...
>>4499453
I was making a reference to a movie called Kung Pow
>>4499468
Behold their taco-y goodness...
>>4499468
Taco Bell is great i eat there every day
>>4499487
enjoy shitting you're pants then
>>4499480
I've never seen it?
Should I watch it?
I'm me
>>4499564
Hi I'm me anigi I have the question. Have you ever used stamps.com
I might have enchiladas tonight
>>4499565
No, regardless of how often that website is advertised on podcasts that I listen to, I have never used stamps.com, and I probably never will. You should have enchiladas tonight. I'm gonna go and uhh do some stuff, and it's going to be real nice, real precious, and real fresh and joyous. Talk to you later yo
>>4499570
Bye anigi have a good dai
hi
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>>4499793
Woag
>>4499830
Tamp
>>4498787
How much dick do u suck?
>>4499851
hag u eber broaded crack????
>>4498787
If you are the Real Wayne Coyne
Make a Song About Banana Computers
>>4500062
Yeah okay, I'll do it then m8
>>4500074
Oh and post the song to twitter >:3 Just to be Sure
>>4500074
FAAAAAAKE SO FAAAAAAKE
fake ass SHIT head lying fag
lying fake ass liar
FAKE wayne coyne, this is a FAKE wayne coyne
FAKE
f*cking fake
>>4500194
NO you're fucking not holy SHIT wayne is NOWHERE NEAR as FUCKBORING as you oh my GOD i get it you're a giant fan but you're doing him a DISSERVICE and you are TARNISHING his CELEBRITY with your FUCKBORING posts, shit head!!!!!
>>4500205
You're the one that's embarrassing yourself I am the real Wayne Coyne and you're doing nothing but pointlessly harrass me. Please accept the fact that I'm the real Wayne Coyne and leave me alone
>>4500219
post FUCKING proof. people POST PROOF when they do these things. maybe some people will show up that actually have decent things to ASK you but you're NOT wayne. you're fucking NOT wayne. wayne wouldn't waste his time refusing to properly identify himself as the true wayne! shut the HELL up.
>>4500284
I posted proof already why do you keep asking I already proved I am the real Wayne time and time again you're starting to get pathetic
>>4500297
Yes
>>4500297
TIME AND TIME AGAIN? NO. your strategy is intriguing, simply RE-AFFIRM that ur wayne coyne and telling ppl they're rude and re-telling ppl ur wayne coyne without ever BUDGING or trying to PROVE you're fucking wayne coyne wayne's BUSY BRO he's BUSY, TOO busy to do the bull shit you're doing ! im bout to e-mail the nigga and confirm once and for all that u are not wayne! i am going to say wayne!! there is a DIMWITTED shit-huffing fukkup on my fav forumboard that SAYS HE'S U, HE'S NOT U, RITE? and he will say NO, NO that is NOT me and i will be SUING him for LIBEL. he will SUE u for LIBEL because u are NOT wayne and u are making wayne seem like a FOOL. you FAKE. you FRAUD
>>4500323
You are getting carried away. It's insane how you delusional you are. You can't seem to wrap your head around the simple fact that I am Wayne Coyne. Go ahead and email me, I'm looking forward to it
>>4500326
OK SO THEN U WILL AFFIRM THEN? i suspect i will not be able to locate WAYNE'S (NOT yours cause you're NOT wayne) real personal email. u probably know from your unreasonable years-long obsession that the email cannot be found so u look forward to me not being able to find such a email. simply DROP A HINT on your TWITTER, if you're the REAL wayne coyne, hm? DROP a fucking hint. say something about anigi on your GOD *punches keybort few keys falling out of place* damn twitter, SHIT head. you're CARRIED AWAY, CARRIED AWAY STORY OF UR LIFE. YOU are the one carrying away a GOOD NAME and SOILING it, you are SOILING a man's reputation and you will be SUED for libel!
>>4500329
I've already proved time and time again that I am the real Wayne Coyne you are really being ridiculous . I already tweeted proof that I was doing an AMA here
Im the real Wayne you've got to believe me
>>4500334
IVE GOT TO????? LINK TO TWEET BRO
LINK TO TWEET BRO
WAYNE IS FUCKING BUSY HE IS NOT HERE ON s4s BEGGING FOR ANIGI TO COME BACK OK
HE'S JUST NOT
YOU ARE NOT WAYNE COYNE
>>4500338
You can see the tweet for yourself
If I wasn't Wayne Coyne why would I be doing this?
You can't convince a man that he's not himself
I'm the real Wayne
We could be friends if you'd just accept that and talk nicely to me
What's your DOC, if you have one?
>>4500340
NO PROOF IN SIGHT ON THE TWITTER PAL
JIG'S UP
>>4500343
Drugs are bad for you don't do drugs
>>4500344
That's my gf Katy I'm the real Wayne Coyne
Fair enough. What's your favorite band aside from The Flaming Lips, then?
>>4500356
Electric Würms
>>4500357
And you expect me to believe that you don't have a DOC? Bahaha! What's your favorite venue to play at? I haven't been to very many, but of the ones I have been to, Cain's Ballroom is 10/10.
>>4500360
Dexters Cavern in West Virginia
>>4500365
Right on. Do you prefer tours or festivals?
Go away
>>4500372
You sound like you need some more shrooms.
Literally who?
>>4500376
Noice! Last question before I take a smoke break, are you a fan of H.P. Lovecraft?
>>4500380
I read some of his short stories in a mental hospital once, pretty cool stuff. Creepy.
>>4500381
Right on. Well I'm gonna go back to studying things now, I've got shit to do. I checked the twitter and didn't see anything about an AMA, but if you are Wayne, keep being rad.
boop
>>4501339
Hey Wayne! How's things?
>>4501340
Hi anigi I'm really good how are you how's the family
>>4501357
FAAAAAAAAKE SO FAKE
you're NOT wayne!
wayne's got plenty of human interaction to keep him occupied! you are NOT wayne
you said you hadn't left the house in DAYS while the REAL wayne was on FUCKING TOUR you complete retard! you are NOT wayne!!!
>>4501359
No shit I'm not Wayne. Now shut the fuck up
>>4501365
Not me
>>4501366
you say this EVERY THE FUCK TIME, LINK IT BITCH. LINK IT BITCH. obviously your AMA IS SUFFERING IF YOU WERE REAL WAYNE YOU WOULD WANT REAL RESULTS BECAUSE YOU'D BE USED TO A HIGHER LEVEL OF ACHIEVEMENT SO YOU WOULDNT LET THIS DEBACLE DRAG ON. YOU ARE NOT WAYNE. YOU ARE SIMPLY NOT WAYNE YOU ACT NOTHING LIKE WAYNE YOU SUCK
>>4501372
I am the real Wayne Coyne you're embarrassing yourself and you should stop
It's clear that I am the real Wayne I proved it time and time again
I feel sorry for you go do something with your life instead of bothering me I'm trying to do an AMA for my fans
>>4501377
Nice two numbers anigi, you should make you father a pie. Make him a cherry pie and sing him a song when you present it to him
>>4501385
You really are the real Wayne Coyne, I don't know why that guy keeps being a rude boy. Thanks for checkin' those dubs, Frank. I would make my father a pie but he would probably be very confused and act as if I was doing something wrong and ruin the whole thing. He's a very strange person. C'est la vie, non?
>>4501395
Cani bring your father on vacation with me anigi?
>>4501404
Yeah, if you want to. He seems to get along with everyone else on Earth a lot better than me. You guys could play golf and talk about sports.
>>4501385
there are NO FANS HERE. THERE ARE LIKE BARELY ANY FANS HERE BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOT PROVED A DAMN THING. SIMPLY TYPE ANIGI'S NAME ON YOUR FUCKING GOD DAMN *SMASHE SPEAKRE GRILLE GO FLYING* TWITAAAAAAAR you FAGAAAAAAAAAT you SUCK , your AMA SUCKS cause you're FAKE and you have not proved a single FUCKING thing
>>4501441
NO, you're not. NO you're not. wayne has better ideas than whatever you're about to shit out your fart pants
>>4501441
What is your idea, Wayne?
>>4501446
I swear I am the real Wayne Coyne
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https://youtu.be/97IBY8cQ5fs
>>4501455
Dubs confirms real Wayne Coyne.
>>4501473
That's cool. Enjoy your breakfast, dude.
fuck off asshole
can you do a rendition of bring me to l i f e? I would really like to be w o k e n u p i n s i d e
i will keep spamming this page until I know the truth
>>4501455
BLASPHEMY. BLASPHEMY. you're FAAAAAAAKE, SO FAKE OH MY GOD SO FAKE
you said you hadn't left the HOUSE IN DAYS AND YET WAYNE WAS ON TOUR BRO YOU'RE CAUGHT YOU ARE SO CAUGHT
>>4501674
NO, you're not
'IM REAL WAYNchoyn
'the FUCKM Up oh my gfod
>>4501674
Oops forgot my name
>>4501677
But I am the real Waynecoyne
>>4501674
My breakfast was supreme and delightful, it was so amazing that I literally did a double backflip into a 360 heelflip
>>4501727
Wow anigi that's impressive. Once I was so hungry that I turned around 350 degrees and went to make a breakfasts at the old Irish Chinese gardens. We bought tofu and cheap Irish spring rolls
And salmon
Welcome to heaven I loved you rip why I almost died but that man got you after I moved out
Now my self is not leave I need to have a help or to be. Better what happened I kiss that dog
>>4501746
The
>>4501792
I can relate to what you're saying in your songs
So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on
‘Cause I don't really got shit else
So that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest
Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is real
And I respect you ‘cause you tell it
My girlfriend's jealous ‘cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you, Wayne, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growin' up
You gotta call me, man
I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose, sincerely yours,
Anigi
P.S. We should be together too
>>4501691
so FUCKING fake
FAKE
you ARE not
shut the FUCK up or PROVE it
>>4501815
What question do you have to ask upon this very day, Wayne?
>>4501822
Do you think I'll ever meet Brian eno anigii ? Nice two numbers
>>4501832
Thanks, Wayne. I don't think I'll ever meet Brian Eno, but mostly because I don't care about ever meeting Brian Eno. If I did meet him, I'd be all like, "Oh, what, you made some music one time or something? Get out of here, you bum!" And he would probably be like no check out my groundbreaking ambient work, and I'd be like, "Shut up, Brian! No one cares! You're probably not even the real Brian Eno anyway!" And he would get sad and be like, "Why are you being so mean to me?" And I'd say, "Because Brian, I don't know who you are and I fear that which I don't understand, so I'm acting in an agressive manner so you hopefully won't reveal these crippling fears that drive my every day actions." And he would be like,"Oh, that makes a lot sense. A lot of people do that kind of thing these days, it's really annoying." And I'd be like, "I know Brian, it sucks. It's too bad that I'm not self-aware enough to effectively deal with these problems, and these behaviors will continue on for the entirety of my life, unchecked, and will be unknowingly passed on to people I meet." And Brian was like, "It's a real shame. Would you like to get a taco from Red Robin?" And I'd be like "Hell yeah that's dank as fuck Brian! Do you know Wayne Coyne? I'm best friends with him and he's totally awesome!"
So for the raj ill tel you the secret
Thank you neo of anigi>>4501842
I knwo tha this is right way of you say thing to me
Thanks for help anigi
I now no the story of Brian eno
>>4501852
No, thank you. Thank you for being the best Wayne Coyne that has ever been. And thank you for being friends with Brian Eno. He needs a friend like you to help him deal with the rats and the snakes that infest this island. Wayne, do you ever think to yourself that maybe we're all secretly floating in the ocean? Like sometimes the waves are the real waves, you know? Ride that crest until it falls, and then catch the next one. It's all about unity and listening to music from the 1930's.
>>4501863
Yes I understand maybe it was actually God Edwards that made the first music for the 1930s it could have been the builders arc that was the first vessel over illuminating harvest farms but that is just what I learned from the valleys farmers
>>4501916
It's important to be a farmer, especially in this day and age.
>>4501947
Anigi I have a personal question
>>4501950
Okay
>>4501970
What does "Okay" mean anigi
>>4501978
It's just a code word for dubstep
>>4501981
Man I wish I studied, ya know? Ya know? The college I went to had no sport's program. Ya know what I mean. In in in the state of Ohio. Just to be fair with that rivalry. You can go to the university of Michigan, are you gotta do, I don't know what you gotta do. You're in the game. Bus city they got there. Like USC there's another one, just show up with a tan line. Rah Rah Shishkinbah, right? What the hell was I thinking? Why didn't I die? Oh it fucking kills me that me adopted school is LSU right? And you know I know that this is offending a lot of people but the truth hurts. Anything with a pulse. They don't give a fuck go ahead go be a fucking Go Tigers t-shirt.
>>4501998
Dianetics
>>4502010
Anigi I have a personal question
>>4502018
Sure thing, Wayne
>>4502027
You know that raccoon from galaxy of the guardians?
>>4502031
Yes, his name is Charles, I believe? Or Tender. Wait, what was it? Rocket? Is that his name? Shit, I can't think of it. BRB! Oh, it was Rocket. Neat. Did you know that Rocket was voiced by esteemed actor Bradward Cooperton? He was also in Intersteller with Matt Damon and Michael Caine. It's probably at least 100 times better than The Matrix.
>>4502041
Anigi do you think that rocket was a real raccoon, because I didn't know that Bradley cooper was a animal. I wonder if he was born a raccoon so he could be in that movie. Kind makes me think? What a thought time
>>4502051
Well, if I remember correctly, they said in the movie that Rocket was a real raccoon but somebody did crazy science experiments on him and turned him into a raccoon man. Bradley Cooper is also a raccoon, and this movie allowed him to finally be himself instead of the person that you've all seen in movies such a The Hangover and Limitless.
>>4502061
Wow and I thought that I was a raccoon too, it kinda makes me wonder if all raccoons have podcasts? What's your favorite podcasts anigi?
Because raccoons like Bradley's cooper also knew about a hangover movie
>>4502075
You could be a raccoon. Hell, I might even be a raccoon. It would certainly help to explain a lot of things. I'm pretty sure all raccoons have podcasts, considering that there are so many now, and all of them are most likely produced by furry raccoon-like creatures. My favorite podcast is Comedy Bang Bang, but I also like How Did This Get Made. I don't really listen to podcasts very often though, and I don't know about very many of them, so those two are pretty much the only ones I listen to.
apparently, pal! apparently. that's what happened here today. people imitated my demeanor, and i got a good chuckle. also not everything is autism, kid, get outside one day. your insults fall flat as fuqq. your life is a piece of poop in my eyes.
I ask anigi if he like the McDonald's store and I wait to hear
the
>>4502160
And
>>4502200
And!!!!
>>4502103
>>4502130
>>4502160
>>4502200 (Dubs)
>>4502240
>>4502250
Wow, Wayne, those last five posts all ended in zero! Amazing! I love McDonald's, I've been addicted to it since I was a small child. I can't get enough of that joyous delight. Hey, do you ever repeat something in your head over and over so that you don't forget it? Speaking of which, what do you think of these two songs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGSPUOaHYn4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA21C6eYl5U
Hey WC, why didn't you shake my hand or stop to take a pic with me when you were in TX? :(
>>4502367
Are you saying that you want me to dip fries in a milkshake? I don't think I'll ever do that. Those songs are pretty good though. Pink Floyd is one of the best, and The Prodigy is pretty cool. Liam Howlett makes those funky fresh beats yo.
>>4502376
Oops, wrong name lol
me
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>>4502432
It makes me think too. It really memes me meme. I wouldn't ever dip fries in a milkshake because I wouldn't want to combine those two tastes together. Granted, it could be a fresh new flavor combination that I've never experienced before, and I could enjoy it, but it doesn't seem like it would be worth it, as I enjoy the two tastes separate from one another just fine as it is.
>>4502526
Have you ever dipped your hamburger in chocolate milk? Maybe that would be good
>>4502554
No, I've never done that, it doesn't really appeal to me. I would probably dip a choco taco in chocolate milk though, but only if I was in the Matrix.
>>4502569
Anigi would you play Harry Potter in a reboot of the Harry Potter movie franchise if they offered you the role?
>>4502581
Yeah, absolutely. I would also agree to act in a remake of The Godfather where I played every single role, including background extras, etc.
>>4502606
WOW anigi that's an impressive idea. Have you ever had chai tea licorice tea? It's incredibly well balanced. It celebrates the flavor of apples. But the dough is a little raw
>>4502610
Thanks, I thought of that Godfather idea a few years ago, but it's most likely a pipe dream considering that I am not a professionally trained actor, and I feel like it would be very difficult to get somebody to finance a project of such magnitude when it would essentially turn out to be a joke that only I found funny. I've never had chai tea licorice tea. I've had chai tea and I think it's pretty delicious. I suppose I would try this concoction. Is it one of those crazy things you can buy at a Starbucks?
>>4502619
I'll invest in that movie anigi. Yes you can get it at Starbucks. If somebody paid you 1,000 dollars a day to work sat Starbucks would you works there?
>>4502625
Wow, really? I will need approximately 30 million dollars to make that movie. I would work at Starbucks if they paid me $1,000 a day. That's the only way I would work at Starbucks. But also they would have to be okay with me not really working and being a total dick to all the customers and fucking up every single order.
>>4502631
Yes I will fund this movie.
You could Do whatever you'd want while working at Starbucks
Do you believe in the story of Noah's arc anigi?
>>4502643
Nice, that's really awesome, Wayne. If I can do whatever I want while working at Starbucks and not get fired, that would be a dream job. I don't know about Noah's ark. I guess it could have happened. Like some guy was totally crazy and he thought that God was going to kill him in a terrible flood, and he built a giant ark to house himself and a bunch of animals, and everyone was like dude you're crazy, dude, but then he was right and the flood came and he was the only one that lived. Just like that movie with Steve Carrell.
>>4502650
HAHAHAAAHA I REMEMBER THAT SILLY MOVIE HAHA IT WAS A COMEDY
HEY LISTEN TO MYJOKE ANIGI
WHAT IF I MADE A SILLY MOVIE?
It would be funny
Is that a good joke ?
>>4502664
That's an amazing joke, and I would laugh heartily at your silly movie. Wayne, how did you feel about one of your songs being used in an episode of Psych?
>>4498787
Do you like benis?
>>4502701
Yes, I had several songs in that show. That's why I watch it all the time. Sean and Gus's hijinks never fails to crack me up.
>>4502704
Haha yeah remmeber when they broke into that warehouse to save Lucy?
>>4502706
Totally classic. Those guys were always breaking into warehouses. Lucy never even saw it coming. I baked a cake once and sent it to the actress that plays Lucy. She sent me a lovely letter thanking me for the cake and congratulating me on making it in Hollywood.
>>4502713
That's a really touching story! Did you ever go on a date with her?
>>4502835
Yes, we've been married for over 15 years now. She's my special angel.
>>4502849
That's great anigi! It reminds me of a story too! Wanna hear it?
>>4501815
FAKEASS shithead. fuck fakers fuck off! thats you!
>>4502877
I the real Wayne Coyne
>>4502863
I would love to hear your story, Wayne.
>>4502889
One time I was unemployed for 6 months and got really depressed and started to feel like the Easter bunny and then I went for a walk
>>4502904
Daaaamn, that shit is crazy silly whack yo! What happened when you went on a walk?
>>4502980
Anigi are you making fun of me
You know Kirk Douglas
>>4502982
No, Wayne, I... was not making fun of you. I do know Kirk Douglas, he was great in that movie The Game.
>>4502986
Did you know tha I fell in a hole once anigi... How do you think I got out?
You know the band the smiths?
>>4502993
Why did you fall in a hole, Wayne? Was it scary? You probably got out of the hole by using rocket boots, right? I don't know The Smiths
>>4503003
It was scary but I'm a great man so I got out of the hole proud. Yes I used crazy rocket boots I went to the moon and I saved the world. You've never listened to the smiths?
>>4503003
th smith r rly good u shld listen 2 thm somtime:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgNfTx9pGzA
>>4503042
My personal favorite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GhoWZ5qTwI
Ugh Fake
You didn't post the song on twitter neither did you even write the song
>>4503065
I'm real Wayne Coyne
>>4498968
>>4503515
Rude
>>4503517
Hey, Wayne. I went out to a restaurant for breakfast today, and the whole time I was sitting there, I was watching this really pretty girl crying. She was sitting at a table with a young man, and she kept idly picking at her food and wiping tears from her eyes. I have no idea what was going on, but it wasn't great to watch such a pretty lady sit there and cry for like 45 minutes. I felt like going over to her and giving her a hug, but I'm fairly certain that would have been weird. Also, I couldn't tell if the guy she was sitting with was her boyfriend or her brother. They looked like they could have been related. She wasn't being hysterical or making a scene, but it was obvious that she was upset about something. It reminded me of times with my last gf where she would start crying and freaking out in public, and i felt a great sense of relief that i didn't have to go through that craziness anymore. Anyway, it was a strange thing to see this morning. I hope that gril is doing okay. lol Life.
>>4504188
DID YOU GO OVER AND POOP ON THERE TABLE? THIS IS A FUNY THREAD I WANT TO JOIN ANIGI AND WANE
