Hi! I'm Wayne Coyne from The Flaming Lips! Ask me anything!
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>>4487328
Hey, Wayne! Do you think it's really plausible that machines would turn humans into an energy source like in that movie The Matrix? Or is that just a bunch of sci-fi nonsense?
>>4487328
DIRTBAD THREAD SAAAAAAAGE OH GOD SO FUCKING BORING WOW LIKE WOW RITE NOW CANNOT GET MUCH MORE BORING THAN THIS IS BOUT TO GET. U THINK READING THIS THREAD IS WASTE OF TIME? TRY BEING THIS RETARD KEEPING THIS DIRTBAD CHARADE GOING. FOR SHAME.
>>4487333
good double
>>4487344
Nice ass.
>>4487344
Hey, you too!
>>4487333
It's possible anigi.wait anigi I'll brb I'll be back soon anigi
>>4487352
Okay, Wayne! I'm actually probably going to leave soon as well. But, I'll be here for a few more minutes at least.
>>4487359
Anigi how much brown rice would you serve a dying tortoise? I'll talk to you tomorrow anigi. I will miss you
>>4487364
I would serve a dying tortoise only a small amount of brown rice, seeing as it is already dying anyway, and there's no need to waste perfectly good rice on a dying tortoise. Yes, I will be here tomorrow, and we will share many more fun adventures together. Fear not, Wayne, and have yourself a wonderful night full of joy and wonder. Talk to you later!
SHIIIIIT SO goddamn boring GOODBYE! ur thread die now ! shit head
>>4487370
You are very wise anigi. Goodbye my fair feathered companion . Ill talk to you tomorrow junior Adam anigi
>>4487400
Rude
>>4487403
junior dumfuk.
reminds me of jordan sargent that piece of shit gawker writer. i call him sargent fucktard in the comments sometimes. heh heh
>>4487431
That's not nice
>>4487462
just ADMIT ur fake. ADMIT ur fake and ill let u do ur silly little thing!
fuken faget probly gets callt down for dinner by his singel mom and is all excited in his mind lke 'heh yea at this dinner table i am just this weirdo kid but on LINE i am fake wayne coyne! brilient thread on s.4.s. i am the real live fake wayne coyne no one else is faking wayne coyne like im faking him rite now! i am basicly intrenet femouse!" but u woondt dare share it with mom wood u. no... no too much liability. too much exposure. forSHAME FAAAKE
>>4487487
But I am the real Wayne
>>4487507
PROVE IT HOLY SHIT. RPOVE. IT. BPROVE IT 'BUT I DID' NO U DID NOT. NOT TO ANYONES SATISFACTION. YOU DID NOT PROVE ANYTHING. PROVE POROOOOVE
>>4487514
I did prove time and time again it is your own foolishness that devices you.
"The meek shall inherit the earth"
This has never been truer than it is now
I'm the real Wayne Coyne
>>4487530
the out spoken IMITATORS will be OUSTED, is more like it, the meek shall OUST the IMITATORS, the FAKES, which is YOU, the WOLF in SHEEP'S CLOTHING. you are a WOLF. you are a LYING DECEIT WOLF. i SAW ur proof and its SHIT its a SHIT image made on an ipad and does not prove ANYTHING you took a PUBLIC picture of wayne coyne and added CRAPPY STUPID TEXT on top
at least GAVIN MCINNES kept us guessing with INTRIGUING photos showing the same PLAID shirt gavin has been seen with, and other ELUSIVE CLUES that REALLY MADE ME THINK about whether it was the real gavin. but YOU, you're not giving us ANYTHAAANG! ANY FACKING THAAAANG!
thong th-thong thong thong
>>4487328
no one fucking cares
>>4487612
comatose dianetics
>>4487540
Do you not get the irony of this board at all, sparklies dear? While it would be rather unusual for a semi public figure to take up posting here with an AMA general using their real name, it really doesn't matter who the poster is. Why are you so emotionally invested in this? I'm sure the real Wayne can deal with having a jokey internet imposter. Those of us who are not literally retarded can plainly see for one, it is just an avatar (he is the real Wayne Coyne tho, lol), and secondly that these threads are intended to be humorous. Like a parody of celebrity AMA things on reddit. gosh...
And additionally you are so buttmad about this "imitator" while you spend entire weeks of your time pretending to be me on this board, even including in these threads. Lol? I can't even!
>>4487328
What's up with the bedazzled face? I asked this in a previous thread and did not get a reply :/
>>4487714
we have been over this, u do not have the synapses required to comprehend my level of irony. go about ur business missy nothin 2 see here
>>4487744
>44
Nice dubs but even if you're only pretending to be retarded your posts are still obnoxious af. I don't really follow this thread but there is no good reason for you to shit it up like so. I'll be going now. kthx
>>4487783
>litterly chasing lo-lo away
this one's for u, s.4.s.....
anigi
I want LoLo to give me a sloppy paizuri!
>>4487826
What is that sir?
anigi
anigi!
>>4487879
shut UP oh my god you total shit head all fucken hours of the day htis SHIT head is doin this , feels WRONG to even converse with the weirdo cause he such a fcken sad sack of impostering shite!
Remember this?
>>4487328
it was my birthday
why you hurt my feelings dad?
how come you never visit mom no more?
anigi
anigi!
>>4487896
it's your son, lil wayne, do I embarrass you?
>>4487911
No you don't you make me very proud. I love you very much
>>4487915
could I get some money to buy purple drank please dad?
anigi
>>4487922
Of course son here is 6 dollar would you like anything else
>>4487926
call mom some time, seriously, she's pretty depressed these days
>>4487938
I hope that fucking bitch kills herself already a she's a fucking nigger cunt
anigi
>>4487328
>(((Coyne)))
Life as a shorty shouldn't be so rough
>>4488802
this is true
green is the colour
>>4488804
But as the world turns I learned life is Hell
Living in the world, no different from a cell
they see the sun go down
but they dont see it rise....
>>4488824
wooow is that what it looks like fresh dang
Morning bump for the morning crew
>>4487328
He head to big fo his got dam body
>>4487328
Flaming Lips?
more like Flaming Losers!
>>4489010
Viper
Kill urself my man
>>4489010
Rude
>>4489049
Hey, Wayne!!! :D
>>4487328
who? what?
>>4489060
Hi anig! How are you today?
>>4489126
Hey, I'm doing all right. It's nice and sunny and not raining here so that's a good thing.
Hello Wayne, what is the vowel that is only a vowel sometimes?
>>4489142
Yes, I drink fresh rainwater every day that it rains, and I use this delicious and wonderful water to enhance my lifespan beyond the range of a normal human's life capacity. I have currently lived for over 200 years using this method. Anyone can do it, it's so easy.
stupit BORAAAAAAANG BORAAAAAAAANG
GAY & FAAAAAKE
>>4489198
you are NOT wayne coyne
i hate this thread and it is poopy sewage bye im leaving this dumb board for a long time
>>4489198
You could make a song called "Hotshot" and have it be about taking a hot shot. You know, like being a hotshot and taking the hot shot, hotting it up and shotting it up? Making a little lemon merengue cake and showing it to your grandma? Giving that kitten a little tickle on its belly so that it mews so adorably? These are the memeories we remember.
>>4489217
I don't think so? I think the most people I ever cooked for was like 3 or 4 people. I don't even like cooking that much, but I will do it if it's necessary. I would probably cook some chili for a large group of people. That's especially great, right? Maybe some chimichuris. Or a nice bed of Indian Salads. Maybe even some parfed creams made of turtle shells.
>>4489222
Nice three numbers. What would happen if you loosened the pants of your father. Like if he ate a lot in one day? What did you eat today's anigi
>>4489224
Thanks, Wayne. Personally, I would be scared to loosen the pants of my father, as he is a severe control freak and would probably react in a surprisingly negative fashion to such an act. He could loosen his own pants, and I have seen him do so after eating large amounts of food. However, if I were to approach his pants area he may in fact have a violent reactions. Today I ate a burger. It was so fresh, and contained hundreds of addictive chemicals. So good.
>>4489231
Once I reached for my friends pants and he hit my in the nose. Where did you get the burger anigi?
>>4489234
Yeah, honestly pants areas are kind of a private thing, and it's not really appropriate to invade someone's personal space in that manner without their consent. I got that damned burger from [globally famous fast food chain - name withheld to comply with strict "no advertising" rules]. I don't regret nothin'! Myeah, see.
>>4489239
I understand anigi. Have you ever been to a metric matrix birthday party for 3 year old men. Would you swim us wrestler to save your dad if he was gonna get eaten by a shark
>>4489246
You always seem to understand, Wayne. It's like we share a mind. I have almost never been to a metrix matrix birthday party for 3 year old men, but one time I literally did. It was so strange because typically men aren't 3 years old. It was a learning experience, because these full grown men were only small children and they wanted to go swimming. I would not swim out as a wrestler to save my father if he was going to get eaten by a shark, because sharks are dangerous and he knew the risks he was taking beforehand. Godspeed papa, bless your soul. RIP in peace.
>>4489249
Thank you. You tell a story about men as 3 but that is to be. Your shark father is the danger today. How much cheese do you eat every week? And would have a son who drop me banans
>>4489263
Sometimes the men aren't always 3, but none of that matters in the Matrix. If my father wasn't such a shark, I'd be less worried for him swimming in that ocean of tears, drowning in his pennyworths. Plunked in the middle of a timescan for minions. I don't eat a lot of cheese every week, probably between 0.0001 ounces and three pounds. If you had a son who dropped your banans, you would have a beautiful son who understands that dropping banans isn't that big of a deal, and maybe he's trying to teach you something about life. But you won't listen, because he's just your son, and how can he possibly know more than you do? His naivety will be the death of us all. At least you liked that movie though.
>>4489273
Thanks you anaigo . I understand. Do you drink your own sweat? Please ask me a wuestion
>>4489292
No, I don't drink my own sweat, unless it's dripping off of my face into my mouth and then of course I'll drink it, that's precious sweatwater and I'm not going to waste it. Okay, Wayne, here's a question for you: What is your favorite desert on Earth?
>>4489307
I like soda pie that my favorite desert. Anigi do you like this picture?
anigi do you like tacos
>>4489362
the FUCK up oh my god boring shit head
>>4489378
Stop that's rude
anigi
>>4489307
Hi. I'm not a biologist but I would bet you that the water you lose sweating has too much salt for your body to reabsorb, similar to how drinking salt water actually dehydrates u. Tell me if I'm wrong IDK. I doubt sweat drinking is very hydrating if at all though.
>>4489442
Really
>>4489482
no, FUK u, ur fake btw
>>4489488
no im real wayne coyne
>>4489442
Thanks, LoLo, that's really informative and interesting. I will take this into considering the next time I'm having an intense workout and I keep drinking the forehead sweat that dribbles down my cheeks and into my mouth.
>>4489389
Hi Wayne! I had to go out for a little while. How's things going for you on this day of days, oh friend of mine?
>>4489541
im having a great day me and my brother are having a sleepover party together and making some tacos too. have you ever been to burrito bills cabin?
>>4489549
That sounds like a lot of fun for you and your brother, and I hope you have a great time at your taco sleepover party. I never went to Burrito Bill's Cabin, but I've read numerous pamphlets about the location and its history, and I must say I am quite impressed. What a character that guy was. Always rolling everything up into a burrito. You give Bill some sausages and a pancake and he'd roll it right up into a burrito. That sly devil. Had me at Jawanamocha's Territorial Abstract, a partial collusion field.
>>4489555
I know what you're saying anii. Nice three numbers. That's why I'd like to invite you to come there with me tonight so what do you say? Will you come ?
>>4489610
Yeah, I'll stop by. I'll bring some beers and a couple of racing turtles and we'll have a good ol' time. Do you have a large backyard with a koi pond?
>>4489614
I do actually. Have you ever eaten a racing turtle? Anigii do u like WW2?
>>4489643
Nice! I would never eat a racing turtle, they are noble creatures and they're too good to simply be devoured in some ritualistic fashion. I don't really like World War 2, but I understand why it happened and the changes that it caused in the world. Did you know that World War 1 and 2 are actually just the same war with a long break in the middle? That's what some teacher told me once. I don't know if I believe them. I think World War 3 is going to be fucking epic for the win though. Can't wait for that to start up.
>>4489648
Don't you think we're already in the middle of ww3? That's a proud hungry way to be right? Do you like yellow fishes
SAAAGE THREAD SO SHITE OMG SO SUCH TOTAL SHITE faaakk
FaAAAKE WAUNE COUNE TOTALLY FAKR
>>4489726
You know, I never thought about it, but no, we're not in the middle of World War 3. We're in the middle of various smaller wars that could eventually and hopefully ignite the beginning of a new world war. It would be the proudest and hungriest of ways to be, undoubdtedly. I think some yellow fishes are fine, but I'm mostly indifferent to them. I think some blue fish are nice though. Have you ever seen a fuschia fish? Those are totally crazy! Some of them light up in the night like a banshee squellor.
>>4489780
I will remember to quote you when the World War IV starts on the morrow. Yes, Wayne, many fish light up. Sir David Attenborough recently created a television programme called "Life That Glows" which is exclusively about plants and animals that possess bioluminescence. It's a really good one. Highly recommended if you want to see cool shit. I think that one day, with enough training programs and matrix hacking skills, I can become a matrix Mexican Taco Chef on par with Agent Smith himself. I hope he doesn't try to kill me with his matrix powers though!
>>4489798
I'll watch it right now anigi. He won't try to kill you anigi. I'm about to drink coffee. Do you like coffee anigi?
>>4489820
That's good, you should watch it. I'm glad that Agent Smith won't try to kill me, but you have to watch out for that guy. He is quite duplicitous. Just like Chuck Berry. That's nice that you're going to drink coffee. I like coffee sometimes, but I don't drink it very often. I usually eat tacos instead. A taco a day keeps the agents of the matrix away.
>>4489823
Agent smith is silly he told me yesterday. What do you think coffee tacos would taste like?
>>4489834
Agent Smith is a very provocative character, indeed. I think coffee tacos might taste good? I don't know. How would you even do that? Would you replace the ground beef with roasted coffee beans? That might be too crunchy. Also, I'm not sure how coffee beans and regular beans would mix together with cheese and salsa and stuff. I don't know about this one, Wayne. I'm not sure even Agent Smith could matricize this taco heaven platter!
>>4489839
Sorry anigi that was an innapropriate wuestion I suppose. Maybe we could dream about it on a hike to New Zealand. Did you know that cartoons are actually real ? Do you like soda beans?
>>4489882
No, there's really no such thing as an inappropriate question. I welcome any and all questions. However, we could definitely dream about it on a hike to New Zealand. I don't know exactly how we're going to walk over the ocean, but I have faith in us. If we just put our beliefs in God and harness the power of his omnipotence, then we too can travel the oceans by foot. Cartoons are actually real. They're literally drawn on paper, or plastic sheets, or even computers now. Just because the characters aren't real people that doesn't mean that cartoons aren't real. So, technically, anime is totally awesome and cool and I think it's great that people post it so much here. I don't know what soda beans are, but I like Jelly Belly jelly beans because they have soda-flavored jelly beans and they're really good m8. top notch
>>4489897
Yes Jesus walked on water after all.. No cartoons actually are reall people. Do you think we will ever have a cartoon for president?
>>4489934
Yes, Praise Jesus. Oh, they're really real? No wonder. I always thought that [s4s] was a transdimensional hub for humans to interact with 2D creatures such as animes. This is truly a fascinating discovery. I think we've already had a bunch of cartoons for president, you know what I'm sayin'? Friggin' jamokes.
>>4489947
Which cartoon would you elect to be president anigi? Do you think the matrix trilogy was a cartoon?
anigi
Did Yoshimi defeat those robots?
>>4490040
No Rad
>>4489987
It was mostly a cartoon. The Animatrix was literally a cartoon, and was really good. The Second Renaissance is always fun to watch. If I could elect a cartoon to be president it would be Captain Murphy.
>>4490083
Wait anigi captain Murphy is a flying lotus , do you think he is in death grips?
>>4490097
No, not that Captain Murphy, I'm talking about the cartoon character from Sealab 2021. That guy is definitely in Death Grips.
>>4490099
Nice two numbers anigi. Did you knwo that I did cocaine before do you think cocaine is bad for you
>>4490107
Thanks, Wayne. That's cool that you did cocaine. I've also done cocaine. It's fun to do with friends every now and then. I would never actively go looking for it though. Seems like a waste of money to me. It can definitely be bad for you if you go overboard with it though.
>>4490118
What would happen if you made a animal do cocaine? Not a real animal, a stuffed one
>>4490136
Probably nothing because stuffed animals aren't living creatures, they're inanimate objects.
>>4490140
Anigi I want to go smoke a cigarette do you think I should?
>>4490148
No, but since you are currently experiencing nicotine withdrawals, I know from experience that it is much easier to simply smoke another cigarette than to stop altogether. So have that cigarette, Wayne.
Since this is an AMA, can I ask you to delete this post, as it is a waste of space?
>>4490166
Ok nice two numbers anigi I'll be right back. Btw, how is New Orleans this time of the year?
>>4490169
Rude
>>4490170
Thanks, Wayne. Have fun! I think New Orleans is probably somewhat hot this time of year. I wouldn't know though, I've ne'er been to that majestic city.
>>4490199
Anigi do you like this song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TV6LPx1ezYs
>>4490211
Yeah, it's pretty good. I was waiting for the drop and it never came though
>>4490223
Here you go anigi you might like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSeNSzJ2-Jw
>>4490232
That's my jam, Wayne. Now I'm really in the Matrix with epic dubstep beats and shitsplatters. Wow, Skrillex is just the best. Absolutely my favorite anime.
>>4490237
Anigi I want to go to the zoo. What's your favorite animal at the zoo?
>>4490239
The giant hamsters are really cool. But also the sea lions. Pandas and giraffes are also awesome too.
>>4490244
Anigi do you think I could ever become president?
>>4490246
Anybody can become president if you think about it. I would vote for you over any of the current candidates, and I don't even know what your political beliefs are. Personally, I think the whole system is totally fucked up and we should throw it in the trash and think of a newer and better one to govern and control the population of the United States. But that's probably just me, and I'm probably already on the government watchlist. Stupid FBI. Get out of my internets.
>>4490255
Why do you think you're on the watchlist anigi ?
>>4490261
Because I'm so fuckin' gangsta, they just can't keep my rhymes under lockdown. Also, I tried to free all the animals from the zoo once. That's just how I roll. Shimsham.
>>4490265
I wrote a song about that once anigi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3mRC-foSZs
>>4490269
Shit, now that is what I call gangster. Tres magnifique. Have you ever read a book about gangsta shit? I read EZ-E's autobiography once and it was so fuckin' dope. That nigga did not even get AIDS that was all a government conspiracy to bring down the black man. Don't trust what you see on the TV man, Easy E is still alive and he never had AIDS, that's just a straight-up fact. Fact 2: Tupac is alive and lives with Easy E in a house in Compton. They both smoke mad crack all day long and raise 600 illegitimate childrens in a crack mansion. It's one of the most hilarious parts of the Matrix, you can even get mad phat tacos in that hizzy fo shizzy.
>>4490281
I eat tacos with them everyday anigi they are my best friends. That's the best part of the matrix. Come join us someday. Also, do you think I should let Bill burr join the flaming lips?
>>4490292
L.O.L., Wayne. I knew you were best friends with Easy and 'Pac, and of course you guys would eat tacos together. I will be there this Sunday with mad phat bags of tacos and crack. I think that Bill Burr should 100% totally and surely join The Flaming Lips. He could play the butt vuvuzela.
>>4490297
Anigi can I ask you a personal question?
>>4490305
Sure, go for it. I only have 2 posts left after this one though.
>>4490313
Wait why is that anigi?
>>4490335
Because, Wayne. I only have 36 Agent Smith pictures saved, and I don't want to download any more right now. Also, I was planning on going to do something else soon anyway, and this seems like a good way to end things for now. One more post to go!
>>4490341
Ok bye bye for now anigi
>>4490361
Oh, all right. I would have happily answered that question, but I suppose you can save it for later. Goodbye for now, Wayne. I hope you have a lovely evening. We shall talk soonly. Salame
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>>4490466
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>>4490489
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>>4490499
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>>4490536
Hand!
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>>4490599
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>>4489339
Wayne?
Are you okay, Wayne?
I think you need to come home and take a break, Lil Wayne is really upset right now...
>>4491388
nice dubs
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>>4487333
Trips kek
>>4491992
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>>4492929
Pitchwafuzz is obscure enough that I believe that you are the real Wayne
good job my dude
>>4492987
I've been trying to tell you guys I am the real Wayne for a while now
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>>4493059
How am I fucked in the head
I am the real Wayne Coyne
>>4493079
Your fortune: Good Luck
>>4
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>4493190
Your fortune: Outlook good
>>4493204
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
FAKE
>>4493510
I'm the realwayne Coyne
>>4493515
please stand up.
>>4493515
/mu/ is saying you are dead
anigi
I believe him. Pitchwafuzz is his producer's son's music production name, and he just did it as a hobby so like no one knew about it. It doesn't show up off of any Google searches from what I've seen
>>4493924
I'm sorry but I can't really trust you
>>4493945
It's okay i trust you
anigi
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>>4493924
NAAH. he's probly into wayne coyne and all things wayne coyne related like a fucken obsessed autist & eventually stumbled upon that throwaway crap. probly downloaded it too. what a sucker
>>4494242
I'm the real Wayne coyne
>>4494248
the FUCK up with that shit. PROVE it
PROVE it faget
PROVE it
u CANT
u SUCK
>>4494250
I already did
>>4494254
NOT TO MY SATISFACTION THATS FOR SURE
POST THE GODD DAMN PROVE
PROVE THE GODNA POROVE
POST TIME STAMPED IMAGE IT IS THIS SIMPLE!
>>4494259
I already proved all of this I'm real waynr
>>4494269
no you FUCKING didnt and you're FUCKING annoying the way you just keep saying you are real wayne, you could just POST the proof but you FUCKING wont. shut the FUCK up with the 'im the real wayne' SHIT faggot fucking PROVE it and i'll SHUT up. dirtdick
>>4494292
But it's that simple, I am the real Wayne Coyne. I already posted the proof. You need to calm down
>>4494269
holy shit
he's right
>>4494312
Told you
swoop
>>4487328
In your last thread I asked, "Am I the Antichrist?"
I now realize that I was mistaken, as this was an Arcade Fire quote.
I offer my sincerest apology.
>>4489148
I'll have a rainwater and grain alcohol. We must protect our precious fluids.
>>4495039
This guy gets it
