My name is Mike the Minion, and I love sonic girls.... The only problem is that every sonic girl rejects me.... I love them so much n I want to make sex with them but they don't love me back n its mean but maybe I'll find true love someday, who knows???
fuck no
i dont think u understand love, mr minion.
>>4485893
i love u are u a sonic girl
>>4485908
n-no
>>4485854
I hope yo finde love.
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>4485854
i feel u mike... sonic girls hate me too... (v:
>>4485913
I'm nver going to find love
>>4485908
sigh. it looks like i'll have to explain. you see mr. minion, love- well, love is- that is, when youre in love, you just- it's- it's been one week since you looked at me
Cocked your head to the side
and said I'm angry
Five days since you laughed at me saying
Get that together come back and see me
Three days since the living room,
I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
But it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry
Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
As I make you stop, think
You'll think you're looking at Aquaman
I summon fish to the dish,
Although I like the Chalet Swiss
I like the sushi
Cause it's never touched a frying pan
>>4485945
mike im not sonic girl but i will love u forever if u love me...
>>4485950
well r u fast at least??
>>4485933
thanke & ebic dubs
bump for Mike
why not be a minion......with another minion.....
>>4485854
yes.. but can u love us sonic boys??
>>4486184
depends how "minion" your "minion" is ;^)
>>4486204
that minion in your pic......he has no legs......
are you some sort of...........freak.....?
>>4486216
Tatata-bala-tu
>>4486196
muak muak muak
>>4485945
haha what a loser lmao
>>4486262
Para tu LOL
>>4486244
>44
nice
I am Karen dess my hair is blonde like a minion
