Hi! I'm Wayne Coyne from the band The Flaming Lips. Ask me anything!
what is your favorite meme
>>4479438
hi yess hellow it is i , ask a m a me anything too thank u
>>4479439
Happy me
>>4479438
Hey, Wayne! Did you ever eat a taco while recording your favorite albums?
>>4479453
I did sometimes. im coming out with a new album soon. It's about matrix. I need to shower I'll brb
>>4479453
not rly i dont care for brown ppl food
>>4479457
Anigi this isn't me
>>4479456
Nice, I actually have to go out and do something for a bit. I'll be back in a few though. Do not despair. This is the Dawning of the Age of Aquarius
>>4479470
Thanks Anigi me too, have fun moving. I hope you eat fried shrimp and beer.
>>4479480
ua RE not wayne caoyen!!!!!! stop!!!!!
>>4479482
Yes I am
>>4479483
NO your not post REAL rpof post REAL prof tweet something SUBtly referting to the board TWEET something shit head!!!!! i postet lips cover of life on mars and u did not shed any insite! just say it made u sad but real qwayne would have shed some tfucking insite! dicknose !
>>4479438
am i literally the best animen of all time
>>4479604
SO FAAAKE OH MY GOD r u srs u are so FULL of SHIT! no! no! u cannot retroactively impose such a remark onto that exchange! you are un inspired! you are NOT wayne !!!!! post REAL prof holy SHIt
>>4479604
ur opinions a shit
>>4479646
I am real Wayne Coyne just ask Anigi
>>4479666
Hand
Anigu
>>4479710
Guys this is the Real Wayne Coyne, I don't know why there's so much speculation about this.
OH HI HEY THERE HELLO HOW MUCH DO YOU SQUAT
>>4480044
Wow, great dubs, Wayne. My day is going pretty well so far. Things are good. What is the secret that you must tell to me?
>>4480064
Oh. So, the other day when I was posting and talking to you a lot, I was making a point of posting images with every post. During my searching of images, I came across this stupid looking anime picture, and I was like oh it would be funny to make a joke with that. So, I posted this thread: http://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/4467967/#q4467967
Then the barneyfriend posted immediately, and I was like what the fuck is that about? I've never watched a single episode of MLP, and I have 0 interest in any of that crap, so to my untrained eye, I was unable to discern the correlation between that image and My Little Pony. As you can see, I even said "Please explain" in response to that barneypost. Unfortunately, it was not explained to me, and since I didn't think anything was wrong with it, I just let the thread sit there. Then like 6 hours later I caught a three day ban for it. It was unfortunate, but you can't appeal bans that short, so I just had to live with it. And that's my story!
Do you like haven holidays and who's your favourite character out of greedy,roary,ned,Bradley,Marlin,sylvester,manic and polly and anxious?
>>4480077
hahahaha i hav 2bh i love tht guy he is such a charcter! he gotcha!
hahaha im sry tho it is annoyin u cnt appel th 3 day ban espcialy since i hav got tht ban a LOT glad u r back n thnks 4 the sotry
>>4480095
thx bae glad to see you're still memeing it up
>>4480106
nvr stop
nvr drop
whn it comes 2 memes
im top cop
>>4480120
Wow, Australia has police? I always imagined it like a post-apocalyptic wasteland with roving gangs and no law.
>>4480130
actuly i was a vistin on vaction n had 2 take th law in2 my own hnds n aftr tht they gave me the top cop title
>>4480137
Did you remove all barbecues and ride around on a kangaroo?
>>4480142
Anigi I like kangaroos do you? Once I had a pet kanagaroo. Let's have a barbecue ok Anigi?
>>4480142
well th kangaro was ridin me, n i actually was institutin barbeceus but othr than that yes exactly
>>4480161
Anigi why are you scared of kangaroos. Do they have teeth? I've never been sure of that. Should I eat food today?
>>4480172
Kangaroos are so strong they could kick your ribs out of your chest through your back. I think they have over a million teeth. You should probably eat food today.
>>4479438
Did you really meet spongebab??
>>4480229
It's easy to watch a movie, you just start it and then stare at it until it's over. I don't know why's a shark tbh. Sometimes people just be sharkin', y'know? My waterfalls are plentiful atm. It just started raining like crazy here. Thinner the Cat is out at lunch, but I can take a message for him/her if you'd like.
>>4479857
How would you know! You are simply playing along! U said uve never chatted before rite here! So any prof would be public! Faaa FAAAAKE
>>4480161
u dnt get the title "top cop" w/out goin' throug som rly dark stuff anigi
>>4480272
I'm glad you can watch a movie. I took the time to watch those new Spidermens with Emma Stone and you know what they weren't that bad. The second one was kind of more stupid than the first one, and some of the acting was very cringe-inducing, but I was entertained to a reasonable degree. Wayne, please stop making it rain so much here, it's kind of getting out of hand. Thinner the Cat went to Bennigan's.
>>4480272
Hi, Wayne!
>>4480283
Thinner the cat is a fucking asshole sometimes. Anigi I got stuck in a computer matrix game what should I do
>>4480297
Thinner can be a dick, there's no doubt about that. He didn't even offer to share his onion rings. If you're stuck in a computer matrix game, the only thing you can possibly do is to try to get in contact with Morpheus so he can unplug you and take you to Zion so you can fight the machines.
>>4480297
I just read on wikipedia you live pretty close by me.
Do you want to hang out sometime?
< Pic is me.
>>4480317
Totes. What's the question, Wayne?
>>4480317
what time?
>>4480324
How do I become the #1happy man
>>4480335
I'm there now working on some stuff stop by whenever
>>4480340
Wayne, give me some feedback on this song.
https://clyp.it/s4fs0wgy
>>4480335
wow tht old chick fckin killled it
>>4480349
thnk u!
how come you are such a butthole
>>4480382
Give me a hint please anigi
>>4480393
It's about... "something" but that something doesn't exist.
>>4480401
My pleasure.
>>4480358
I will sell you my song for three doll hairs...
Do we have a deal?
>>4480520
It has a little to do with the famed Star Grounds, yes. I think you should probably find some food. It's a fairly important part of staying alive. Hi, Wayne!
>>4480531
Anigi I have a question to ask you
>>4480541
I'd be more than happy to answer any questions you might have for me, Wayne.
>>4480549
Can you listen to a new joke I just made
>>4480557
Sure, I can do that
>>4480562
What do you call an old man who just got back home from the dentist after being gone for 3 hours?
>>4480569
I don't know, what do you call him?
>>4480575
Red blue man who turns around and whips around into snake tornado for church
>>4480582
lol good one Wayne
>>4480586
Did you really like it
>>4479438
Do you know any of the members from The Black Lips?
>>4480594
It was great, i literally laughed out loud.
>>4480610
I don't know any traditional jokes tbh. I know a few racist jokes but that's just not appropriate. Here's a good joke that very few people have ever seen though (pic related).
>>4480616
Anigi that's a good joke. You know what it reminds me of?
>>4480620
No, I unfortunately do not know what it reminds you of. Have another joke though.
>>4480627
That's a good joke anigi. I think elephants are silly. Don't you think they're funny animals? They're like Winnie the Pooh, they Like honey ! :^D
>>4480635
Elephants are kind of silly, but they're mostly noble and majestic, and their ability to remember things is second to none.
>>4480639
Do you think they could remember the Capitol of every state in the USA ? I lie to eat elephants. Once I ate a whole elephant. Isn't that crazy?
>>4480644
Nice dubs, Wayne. I'm sure if they could understand English they would be able to remember that kind of thing. That's pretty crazy that you ate a whole elephant, and it's also kind of unbelievable, but you are Wayne Coyne of The Flaming Lips so I'm sure it really happened.
>>4480653
oops forgot that funky name thing again
>>4480659
Yeah sure, thanks Wayne that's realy generous of you. How big are her boobs?
>>4480661
Anigi that's really innapropriate. How could you be so disrespectful
I'm a dumb ass fuckwad shitwagon cockgobblar lmfao dicks in and around my mouth
>>4480675
https://www.instagram.com/katyweaver/?hl=en
Well this is my girlfriend Anigi, judge for yourself
>>4480675
Here's a picture of us
>>4480683
Yeah she's ok with it. I bored of her. She's on her way to you now Anigi. Do you have a tooth brush for her?
>>4480690
No, but I can just go steal one from the store for her.
>>4480696
Anigi! Why would you steal one. That's would make you an illegal man
>>4480697
Toothbrushes should be free, it's a crime that you have to pay for them.
>>4480698
Anigi have you ever seen a dog before
>>4480704
I've seen a bunch of dogs. I saw a dog last night that thinks that it's a cat.
>>4480710
Why does it think it's a cat Anigi?
>>4480717
I've never been able to determine that. It's my friend's dog and one time when I was over at their apartment their dog was making meowing noises. It was pretty funny, but also it didn't make any sense.
>>4480720
That reminds me of that episode of Sanford and son. Have you ever seen that one?
wow cool thread 14 posters and over 100 replies
can wayne and anigi just get skype or something??
>>4480726
I don't think I've ever seen an episode of Sanford and Son tbqhwy.
>>4480758
Yeah, I learned how to ride a bike when I was around five years old.
>>4480764
Have you ever sold a bike ?
>>4480766
Probably. I don't know what happened to my last bike. Maybe my parents sold it. Hmm... It really makes you think.
>>4480768
That's interesting anigi. Do you think animals will ever be able to ride bikes ?
>>4480768
Anigi should I eat spaghetti
>>4480806
Anigi can you ask me a question about my life and music
>>4480681
nice pipe 420
>>4480813
can you take this homosexual 69 to a private skype or facebook messenger or somewhere where it belongs?
anigi
>>4480945
I went to the womb gallery, Wayne.
You weren't there.
What the h*ck?
>>4480970
Wait go back I'm there now
>>4480758
ok i did ask a question in my post but i'll ask another
will you and anigi use skype instead of wasting good memespace for real nice threads
>>4480981
I won't fall for your ruse again, Wayne.
>>4480994
>instead of wasting good memespace for real nice threads
quoting myself
do you have a response other than "why" or "why not?"
>>4481026
Okay, ready, go
>>4481002
Learn to toggle a thread.
>>4481031
I love to eat burritos with Sir Cream, he's an absolute delight and truly wonderful company. And to answer the questions that you were going to ask me that I already asked you: It's been pretty good for the most part, except for all of that horrendously terrible shit. Between the ages of 1 and 2. Self-taught, but I learned basic music theory a few years ago.
>>4481033
good double
May we hear some of you're music???
>>4481033
Good answers anigi. My mom used to call me a coffee man. Cereal is good for all sorts of people. No parcheesi, I need to explain how I get dressed. I'm an old salt Bristol
>>4481044
Wow, good dubs. I don't have any music uploaded anywhere right now so I'd have to do that and I'm like soooooooooo lazy omg
>>4481048
Thanks, Wayne. I never got into the habit of drinking coffee. It doesn't really do anything for me. Cereal is good but I don't eat it anymore because milk started doing weird things to my digestive system. I haven't played Parcheesi since I was a young lad. You don't need to explain how you got dressed, but you could if you really wanted to. Are you truly an old Salt Bristol?
>>4481053
use http://picosong.com/
it's easy
>>4481070
Woah anigi I think that's a song I made
>>4481076
Haha, nice one, Wayne. Wow that's a really old version of that song, that last little part at the end I haven't heard in forever because I edited it out in later versions.
>>4481070
I like it. It has a fresh beat and I can dance to it.
Good job, Anigi!
>>4481087
Anigi this song sounds kind of spooky
>>4481087
I'll buy this one too I'm sending the money to you I the mail right now
>>4481087
I know that feel.
>>4481090
Yeah it was pretty intense. Here's a song I made last year that I was maybe going to submit for one of those s4s oc albums but i decided not to for whatever reason. Uses a bunch of samples that kekchan posted in one of those first threads she did. this version is not really finished, but maybe you'll like it anyway.
http://picosong.com/ZPHM/
>>4481097
It's pretty crazy right
>>4481107
Anigi you're a better musician than me
>>4481095
Dude FUG off. Can you imagine how different real Wayne Coyne's life is than urs rite now? I mean holy shite. Niggas probly on stage rite now blowin the doors off the place bout to head to some dope rooftop afterparty w/ cocaine & champagne & biutiful womaine. And here you are several hours after starting your dirtdumb thread, building up a dubious modicum of self-worth with a steady supply of (You)'s. No celebrity status or talent to speak of, just the ability to desecrate your namefield with that of another who's out DOING, out BEING, out CREATING you. Damn shame your shitposts are a blight on Wayne's name, shithead
>>4481108
lol thanks, Wayne. That means a lot.
pew pew
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>4481107
You should get a soundcloud.
I would follow you.
>>4481107
We need more kekchan songs.
I'm reminded of this.
https://soundcloud.com/cephalopus/beautiful-night-with-friends-1
>>4481118
Nice, I'll look into it for sure. I haven't been making a ton of stuff lately. I'm not really sure why, just haven't been inspired by anything. Like, I know I should just be spending most of my free time working on that stuff but I'm such a procrastinating piece of shit.
>>4481124
Oh hey Wayne
>>4481126
lol nice. Yeah I'm hearing some of the same samples. I figured I wasn't the only one saving those from those threads.
>>4481128
Anigi maybe you could help me make my new record
>>4481135
I'd love to, it would give me something to do.
>>4481138
Awesome, we could call the album "Anigi French Fry"
How does that sound?
>>4481142
That would be supremely dank, and epically epic for the win. Can we get Drake to record himself farting for the album and then never use it?
>>4481147
Yeah I think that would be pretty cool. Anigi can you draw me a picture of a bottle of ranch dressing? And then I'll show you a picture of my bottle of ranch dressing
>>4481147
You don't have to
>>4481159
OK, I'm going to do it in MS Paint though
...
and here you have it
>>4481176
lol oops stupid name thing
>>4481176
That's really good anigi
Here you go
>>4481176
lol why did you take a picture of it over the toilet?
>>4481179
why is the ranch on the toilet?
>>4481178
Do you like my ranch?
>>4481185
It's great, it's probably very delicious and great for salads and for dipping pizza crusts into.
>>4481188
I like those dubs, and I think that the ranch dressing over the toilet is a very poignant artistic statement, exactly what I've come to expect from Wayne Coyne of the Flaming Lips, and I was not disappointed
>>4481187
Thanks, anigi. Have you ever been to a birthday party? I've always wanted to go to one. Can you tell me what they're like
>>4481188
good double.
It's okay, I guess.
>>4481192
Yeah birthday parties are pretty fun when you're like 6 years old but as you get older they get more and more ridiculous and seemingly unnecessary.
>>4481195
I do know what you mean, we are in the Matrix after all.
>>4481200
Anigi can you post pictures of agent smith again
I need to ask him a question
>>4481205
Yes, Mr. Coyne?
>>4481210
How do I fight like a big Ninjasnd save the day to fight computers? What if the whole world is just program
>>4481214
Do you know who Philip K Dick was? He was an author that wrote a bunch of fancy books. In 1977, he announced to the world that we were living inside of a computer program. Was he right? Probably. Does it matter? Who knows. The only way to fight ninjas inside the matrix is to realize that there are no ninjas.
Anyway check out Phil droppin that science:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXeVgEs4sOo
>>4481222
Nice3 numbers anigi. That's very interesting. I think my brother told me about this. Do you like going to diners?
>>4481223
I like going to diners. They used to be a lot more fun when I smoked and you could smoke in them. It was nice. Oh how the world has changed.
>>4481227
Have you ever eaten a cheese hoagie? I would love a cheese hoagie right now. I wish I could go back in time. I've ruined my life
>>4481237
What is a cheese hoagie? I don't think I've ever had one of those. Unfortunately time travel into the past is not possible, but traveling through dimensions is totally possible and fun, and can result in altered timelines. I don't think you've ruined your life, you made so much great music and you're best friends with Miley Cyrus. What's it like hanging out with Miley?
>>4481242
A cheese hoagie is a yummy sandwich.
It's funny, we always play with sand. AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH. Isn't that funny?
>>4481263
That's so funny, and cute. I can imagine you and Miley playing with sand. Gosh, what happy memories those are. What's in that sandwich though?
>>4481268
Cheese mayonnaise onions lettuce tomato and pickles, maybe hot or sweet peppers, salt pepper oregano and oil.. On a sandwich roll. I'll make one for you
>>4481269
Nice, I can't wait for that delicious treat.
>>4481274
That's a good idea. Anigi. Do you hope that heaven is reAl? Where is agent SMITH !! I'm a delicious treat I bark and go SMIH SMITHSMITH... AND SAY. phildelphia!!! Smith SMITHSMITH !() that's me in a way. To! And! Tucson! Smith!
>>4481124
no you're fUCKING not faggot no you're FUcking not. you're a dirty little boy sitting home on a fri day night afraid to use the goddamn bathroom across the hall and you know it! !
>>4481289
Do you smell the tacos, Mr. Wayne? They smell like heaven. Ooh, heaven is a place on Earth.
>>4481306
Yes, the rude boy is very rude, and it's certainly rude of them to be this rude in such a nice thread. You're obviously the real Wayne Coyne, and only a fool would think otherwise. Anyway, I was actually about to get off of computer for a while. I might be back later, but if not, I will surely talk to you tomorrow. Good bye for now, Wayne!
>>4481317
whole paragraph of NOTHING oh my GOD yes goodbye now! try bringin something to the table next time instead of extrapolating every one of your thoughts into unbearable wordiness !! u BORe ! U BORE me!! fake wayne coyne would bore real wayne coyne i'll tell ya that!
>>4481323
Go away rude mean boy I'm real coyne
>>4481326
,lol u ARe NOT! i do not blame u, i SUPPOSE, now that i think about it, for NOT admitting that ur FAKE, cause why admit ur FAKE and still use the name, so i get that, but u most certainly are NOT the real wayne coyne! let's say u were a REAL fan, u cood get away with a convincing impression, but u do not even try !!!! u do not even care for the music of wayne coyne i bet! you simply chose a famouse person and stuck with it ! but it aint worken !!!!!!!
>>4481333
>333
>Trips
Nice
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>4481333
I love my my music that's why I make it. If you any questions for me I'd be glad to answer them in this AMA . Please stop being disrespectful
>>4481339
Wayne, which computer operating system do you prefer?
>>4481343
Fabric OS is my favorite
>>4481352
I've never heard of it.
Where can I download?
>>4481360
Here ya go
www.fabricos.org
>>4481339
tell me the HELL something about that life on mars cover u DICKWAD. TELL me. i say ur not a fan and u say u 'love ur music thats why u make it'? there is a subconscious admittal to impostery in there! that is a stupit answer! stupidt if u were real u would not say that! u botched that response! dickhead you'll be doing this same shit while wayne's on stage in little rock tomorrow u big fat faggot!
>>4481364
We had a fun time making that cover it was a treat. I'm a real Wayne Coyne I don't respect your rude posts .
I like hand
>>4481376
thats IT.... what'd u say at the end
what was uttered at the end there then huh
you got NOTHAAAAANG!
NOTHAAAAAANG!!!
>>4481447
Go away rude boy you're the best
Wayne and anigi
>>4481519
Yes
Friendly reminder that you peaked over a decade ago with Yoshimi
>>4481617
the test begins na-na-na-na-now-now-now-now
thwooomp, thwooomp
ay yoshimi
those monsters...
etc
>>4479438
Am I the Antichrist?
>>4481665
Yes
>>4481671
kewl
>>4481678
How are you
emem
>>4481708
Why
>>4479438
Are s4s fan
>>4481688
chalked
Hi s4s im the kid who jumped into the gorilla cage AMA!!!
>>4481932
Anigi
member this jumpoff?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oj5r8fB8W3M
i've got a trikkd out
magik stik
that'll make em all fall
~asnappa~
>>4482452
Yes one of my best songs
>>4482460
then y'd u let it be on that dell commercial, jw
>>4482464
Dell is kinda cool isn't it?
>>4482511
Yes
anigi
>>4479438
im sad my ferret died and someone stole my scooter
>>4482730
Sorry to hear that
Anigi
anigi
HI I'M Wayne Coyne AND Anigi AMFA
>>4482992
No you're LoLo
>>4482999
Impressive triple! You may have gotten me this time Wayne, but just you wait and see....
*maniacal laugh*
>>4482511
No, it's lame.
anigi
anigi
>>4483333
>>4483333
dubs confirm