ITT
We cast our nominees to be bresident of [s4s] :DD
I start:
New mot
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
Me! :D
Also 2 barties:
Nice! Posters
Rood! Posters
>>4458909
anonymous
>>4458930
Alright we have:
New mot
anonymous
And Nokodaii
Any moar? :DDD
I nominate Ynyarri desu
>>4458942
Hooray!!! Vote for me and I'll make [s4s] exactly as good as it has always been!
>>4458960
That's a pretty strong claim. [s4s] has always been the best board on 4chan, it'll be a hard future to live up to.
>>4458977
I believe in us! Nice dubs btw
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
I nominate Crayfishe because people who don't vote for him disappear
>>4458942
**ADDED**
Ynyarri
Major lazer(for the lulz)
Crayfishe
I'd cast a vote for le radioman
>>4459026
**ADDED**
Le radioman
>>4459068
Any moar?
>>4458949
>>4459026
Thank you for your support!
If I am elected as bresident, I promise to bring more love, kindness, and happiness to [s4s]! I will do my best to fight against rudeness, lewdness, and crudeness! I shall also make newfriends feel at home, helping them to understand board culture and learn how to be good posters!
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>4459194
>i missed u
Aw, I'm here a lot but I don't always use my name. I suppose if I became President I would use it a lot more though!
>>4459165
i'd cast my vote
Luptron
>>4459249
**ADDED**
Luptron
>>4459194
Very promising? Yay! That's very kind of you to say, AGGEMEMENON!
>>4459247
Thank you, ord! Thank you, thank you, thank you! Vote for me, and you're voting for a nicer [s4s]! I'm not saying [s4s] isn't nice already, but it can always be nicer! Always! And that's what I'm promising!
>>4459249
/thread
>>4459249
Oh, that makes things complicated. That's who I'd vote for! :3
>>4459249
why are we even bothering to vote? Luptron's clearly got the overwhelming majority of support.
I nominate swaglord
>>4459249
Me and my entire family of 5 children, 25 grand children and 125 great grand children vote Luptron.
>>4459262
this tbh fam
>>4459262
**ADDED**
swaglord
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
>>4459262
**REMOVED FOR CLEAR VOTER FRAUD**
swaglord
I cast my vote for Luptron btw.
>>4459265
hmmm....
Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>4459269
U have my name!
Luptron? Is dat u?
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>4458909
I nominated you're mum last nite m8 lel
godly luck get
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
>>4459272
No is me milkless cereal :(
>>4459276
**ADDED**
You're mum m8
>>4459277
Dubs don't lie!
>>4459272
I hate to break this to you but you have developed multiple personality disorder. You now have 36 different personalities.
35 of which vote for Luptron
>>4459282
Your singles show that is false luptron
>83 get
>>4459284
now we're both false. grats on creating a paradox.
>>4459262
Big competition
>>4459286
>not knowing I clearly did that to make u admit u r luptron
>therefore I was right
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>4459289
Oh my o////o
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>4459289
I nominate Luptron as my Vice President. btw I have a rare condition that will cause me to explode in 30 seconds from now.
>>4459289
>1,296 of which vote for Nodokaii
Thank you, thank you. Together we can bring this board into a magnificent new era.
>>4459292
>1 minute passes
O////O
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
U-um hello... I want to be bresident of [s4s] because I'm a cute anime girl... that's really all that's special about me
>>4459299
Nice dubs! Nice party pls!
>>4459300
**ADDED**
Ayano Sugiura
>>4459299
My first act is to reform this Weimar Republic into a National Socialist dictatorship.
>>4459301
**UPDATE**
Nodokaii is running for bresident on nice! party
Other candidates yet to choose party
>>4459299
>>4459300
Nice consecutive doubles!
>>4459306
I stand with the Nice! party!
I run as independent
>>4459303
I know you're not me because you're not using my tripcode :D
>>4459311
Those dubs and sugoiness are super tempting
>>4459306
I would like to run for bresident on "(ง ˃̶͈̀ᗨ˂̶͈́)۶ YAY YAY YAY~!!!!" party
>>4459312
**UPDATE**
This poster is running ~INDEPENDENT~ aka the wew lad party
>>4459313
The pressure is too much, I've started talking to myself. I stand down and endorse Luptron
>>4459316
**UPDATE**
Ayano is running for the "(ง ˃̶͈̀ᗨ˂̶͈́)۶ YAY YAY YAY~!!!!" party
>>4459316
Update my parties mascot is the Ostrich and our signature dance is the funky chicken XD
>>4459325
least important party
>>4459331
no that's the birds party
>>4459325
Update approved
>>4459335
>ostrich
>funky chicken
This is clearly a offshoot from the Birds party.
>>4459336
>trips
>>4459341
wew lad, He's pulling a Jeb Bush. He deleted it the absolute madman
>>4459336
Nice trips
IT'S THE FIRST SCANDAL OF THE 2016 BRESIDENTIAL ELECTION BOYS AND GIRLS
I'm running for president representing the democratic party
>>4459355
Please clap - Ayano Sugiura
>>4459355
This is obviously a fake and I refuse to take any questions until I am presented with some solid evidence
A vote for me is a vote for putting an end to ice cream and donuts.
>>4459358
**ADDED**
Jewranasaur
**UPDATE**
Running for top keksandra party!
>>4459363
Where were 7 minutes ago famalam?
*shoves mic into your face like a reporter*
>>4459380
I was doing the funky chicken with my mom who happens to be an ostrich and my dad who happens to be a human
>>4459365
lol I'm watching London Has Fallen right now and Gerard Butler is like a cartoon character
>>4459384
Alright *writes it down*
Do you reject the claims of u failing to get trips and beleting ur comment ?
uh.............. k
You know that stuff you like? Dubs, fortunes, niceness? Yeah, if you vote for me, you're going to be seeing a lot more of that stuff. A whole lot more! You and me want the same thing: a nice board. So why not vote for me?
>>4459392
No.
Just kidding I do.
>>4459397
What party u running for famalam?
>>4459399
Alright famalam
Ayano declines the allegations of falseflagging
And things r heating up
This is reborter-tan signing out for [s4s] newz
I nominate myself as ruler from the shadows and donate generously to all parties.
>>4459400
Now, you see, I'm quite the nice crustacean, as you all know. But I'm thinking strategically here, and I see that nobody else is currently in the rude party. And if I'm the only one in the party, the I'm certainly going to be in the final election! Why make things difficult, am I right? So just write me down for that there rude party, but remember that in all actuality, I'm a nice guy!
>>4459413
Crayfishe can you give a statement about the rumours circulating that you are in fact a gayfishe?
>>4459413
**UPDATE**
Crayfishe is running for the Rood! Party
>>4459413
Oh but wait :DDDDD
Not so fast
>>4459403
How much r u donating Mr.Jew?
>>4459424
I just paid your newspaper to fire you for investigating my activities.
>>4459431
Oh ;_; i'm voting 4 swaglord then
>>4459431
O_O
>>4459435
Good goy. Vote for the candidate who was bought off with a lifetime supply of Rogaine
>>4459431
That was rood
We kno it's u /pol/
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
JUST
>>4459442
Yes master
Remember the 6 gorillion
I think George Soros is a crazy kike that needs to be stopped!
and you are all niggers too
>>4459448
Oy vey HATE SPEECH!
This is just like the Shoah that both my parents died in before I was born.
>>4459448
*shoves plastic mic to face*
You are under allegatioms for being anti-Semitic, and for being a racist sexist xenophobic nativist nationalistic bigot. Are the claims true?
>>4459460
lol ya
>>4459469
>69
Get lewd niggers! Imma rudeboi!
>>4459469
You're a fucking nigger CUNT FAGGOT
>>4459475
oi you cheeky cunt I'll slip my dickinya!
>>4459469
Ur a mad man!
**update**
Craycray polls increased by 20%
>>4459483
I'd like to see you try you FAGGOT
>>4459489
Just try to stop me when I'm slippery with peepee poopoo. I've got muscles for days fuckboi get rekt!
Hey where did that pussybitch reporter get to? I'm gonna tear him a new boipussy and get all rewd and lewd in there because i'm the rudest around. Believe it!
>>4458996
id vote for him tbh
>>4459413
I want to be a part of a rude party because it represents my personal interests, but I feel that an actual rude person wouldn't fare well in the current [s4s] political climate. I would much prefer a genuinely nice guy who has a chance of election, but who understands and cares to represent the rude constituent. Crayfishe has my vote.
>>4459501
Oh my...
ebin samefig cirglejerg thread guize :DDDDDDD
5/5 i game :DDDDDD :DDDDDDD
vote for me m8
but almost every namefag here with the exception of myslef and a few others I will not name cuz I AM HUMBLE are shit unfunny retards
bear and lolo especially are embarssing
>>4459932
**ADDED**
name fag
Bear
Lolo
I REALLY hope swaglord wins!
>>4460034
t. swaglord
Hello. Longtime poster Le Ruse Bird here. I have decided to run as part of the Drink Water Nation party. I hope I can make you proud!
>>4459444
My first act will be checking some unchecked trips.
>>4459418
False, of course! A baseless assumption.
I vote for New Mot as well
>>4460055
triple dubs confirm New Mot is New Bresident
>>4460041
I vote for you! #DWN
i am a pimp
and cool
epic fucking epic namefig circlejerk In
HERE XDD: D::D:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
>>4460077
nice dubs
>>4460041
**ADDED**
Le ruse bird
Boxshark (becuz)
>>4460102
FUK YEH
>>4460112
Dats me! :D
Let me vote for Nodokaii
such an exciting time
I would like to run
I nominate BLOBO
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>4458909
I vote 4 LoLo
I nominate myself >:^)
>>4460606
Lol didn't you not school or something lol
>>4460514
**ADDED*
Namefags cause cancer
post peeker gets my vote
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>4460606
**ADDED**
Gavin Mcinnes
I would like to run. This place needs its priorities straightened out.
I'd like to nominate Booty McScooty.
>>4460636
Thanks for the nomination, friend.
It's nice to know people still love me on this board.
>>4460618
I did and even if conjecturally I didn't, not one passage in the s4s constitution dictates that to attain the position of presidency, one needs to have attended skol
i nomnate me
meme prty pls
>>4460636
seconded
>>4458909
I would like to nominate myself.
>>4460753
Thank you, friend.
It will be an honor to serve fine upstanding posters like you.
>>4460772
lol you've already been nominated and voted for numerous times silly
>>4460777
These are compelling triples
>>4460636
thirded
>>4460800
Thanks for your support and thanks for your fine doubles loyal voter.
As president I promise to bring the freshest memes to [s4s].
Pic related. It's fresh off the presses. I will be adding it to the world meme database after this post.
Thanks again for your support, friends. :^)
I'm officially endorsing Booty McScooty.
>>4460813
real jesus would have repeating digits evertim. This is a blasphemous ruse.
>>4460813
It would be more convincing if you were using your phone to samefig because then you could actually reply to yourself in less than a minute/30 seconds and it would actually look like more than one person instead of you just replying to yourself
>>4460621
cant u even copy/paste correctlely?
>>4460827
WHAT i'm not samefigging
>>4460870
Oh, you fool, if only you'd ignored these baseless accusations. Now, unfortunately for you, the jig is up, and your nomination has been revoked. Good day, sir.
gippo dudee forever
>>4460902
>w.a.i.m.o.c.w.o.w
rare
a
r
e
>>4460902
Gippo is above President though, he's the supreme ruler, we're just trying to figure out who's going to be under him. Perhaps it will be your mother.
>>4460909
WAS THAT A "YOUR MOTHER" JOKE?????????????
>>4460918
BAZINGA
>>4460909
>Perhaps it will be your mother.
i can get behind that
>>4460909
are we talking about your mom's vaginal cavity again?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10335979
>>4460977
good double.
I have created a strawpoll with all the nominees. Get your voting game on
http://www.strawpoll.me/10336060
>>4460864
Can you spell correctly?
>>4461007
milkless how did you get to be so perfect
if you vote for lolo you're voting for a committee of at least five people
Anonymous is the only one who can be trusted with our nuclear arsenal
>>4461015
I learnt from Luptron
>>4461015
http://www.strawpoll.me/10336154
Wrong poll lol
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>4461047
is this official?
>>4461096
Yes desu
>>4460610
me on the left
>>4461194
You were banished for blatant samefigging
>>4461047
Why was I not included on the ballot?
I call shenanigans.
Dang. I missed the ballot.
well, don't forget you can write my name in!
maybe.
maybe.
It's apparent that the people of this fine board want me to lead them from the poll results here http://www.strawpoll.me/10335979/r .
This is why that treasonous milkless cereal has conveniently left me off the ballot.
This isn't right!
The people want Booty!
You hear that milkless cereal?
Your sham is a disgrace and a mockery of this fine board.
>>4461261
This is your first day on this board right
>>4461261
I had sex with this women.
>>4461261
Nobody cares about you. I'm sorry, but someone had to say it.
People only care about the funny and smart name figs like me for example. Noone knows you and noone wants to get to know you. Start posting high quality memes like me and maybe you could run for popularity contests again kiddo.
>>4461274
How did you know about my friendship with Peter Noone?
>>4461274
You're a bad person you stole LoLo's name and made her sad.
>>4461294
Thanks for your support, friend.
>>4461294
ur mum is a bad person I never stole anything in my entire life
>>4461320
I have been here right from the start my dude. I don't just belong on [s4s] I AM [s4s]. Without me this board would dwindle into obscurity and get deleted. I am the force that keep [s4s] together. With my quality posts and top tier memes I fight the good fight. But you don't need to thank me, posting here is all the reward I need. [s4s] is everything for me and I am everything for [s4s].
>>4461330
tl;dr
i wuld like 2 anounce tht after a long n gruelin campagin tht i am dropin out due 2 nt bein on th balot
th competitio is v. tough n wuld prbably rsort 2 prsonal atacks aganst me n my famly if i keep goin n in adittion this campagn has cut in2 my meme-makin time
so i hpe tht whover gains th bresidncy wil srve th office w/ honor n respectable but i cant in god conscence supprt n-e-of these canderdates n i will now go in2 meme reclusion in my country house thank u thnk u goodby
I can make s4s a nice board just take a look at these digits
>>4461444
epic triples my dude
>>4461444
>444
>trips
Very nice you have my vote and my coat
>>4461444
What did he mean by this?
I nominate cowe
there are 53 votes thats quiet impressive for /s4s/
>>4461203
Sorry that I misspelled ur name ;_;
**UPDATE**
Booty Mcswooty is Booty Mcscooty
>>4461700
>impressive
yes those dubs are.
btw 20 of those votes are me lol
>>4461700
i only voted because i was involved in it, normally i avoid strawpolls like the plague. this one is a pretty obvious joke though so why not
Me! Remember?
Remember?Invasion?
For Ynyarri! Vote!
Ynyarri, best option!Or else
Were I not late to the party, I would have cast my hat in the ring. Who is currently running under the nice party and supports the BAVI stance? I would also like a nominee with no objection to animeposting.
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Also, may I suggest a new poll with the top 6 candidates? I personally believe in the nice! fortune party alliance.
Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>4461832
I'm your guy!
>>4461832
tbqh All Anime Frontpage is committed to all three of these stances.
Always nice (except mean frogs)
BAVI
Always anime all the time the frontpage will be all anime on the frontpage
Who should I vote for reddit?
I nominate Major Lazer
>>4461800
Thanks for your support, Chaika! Nice doubles!But spamming and threatening people isn't nice. Please don't do things like that!
>>4462547
Apologies... Hostility, bad tactic...
Requesting! For Ynyarri, vote!
Only I can lead /s4s/ to a bright meme future, vote Nandy Randals for a better tomorrow, today
>>4460904
>rare
>a
>r
>e
for you
>>4459165
I vote this man cuz the picture is kawi
When a/jp sends its people, they aren't sending their best. They're sending people with lots of bad content. They're bringing lewd, they're bringing rude, their fetishes, though some, I assume are good people.
When's the inauguration?
Your fortune: Average Luck
>>4463968
all anime and anime autists are shit and autistic
>>4463968
I disagree completely. Anime posters are hard-workers. They come from difficult conditions with no IRL 3d girlfriends and they are willing to do the jobs that native S4S citizens are unwilling to do. The post count would be far too low if we tried to restrict these posters from coming here and nobody would benefit from that. Think about how many fewer gets we would witness each day. Is that what you want?
I would also like to say that ANY poster should have access to at least one sticky per week. As things stand less than 1% of posters are hording all of the stickies.
>>4464015
heh, never considered that
good pointe :^)!
>>4464015
why does she have two mouths?
>>4464015
Communist go back to Lupchan
>>4463968
[s4s] is property of [a/jp]
Birds Are Not That Important
>>4464015
*claps*
I'd like to give a generous donation to whoever counts the votes.
Kekkats
>>4464534
show carbuncles
>>4464542
>carbuncles
ew. I just looked that word up. it's horrible.
sorry I said it.
>>4464534
>Kekkats's gf
wew lad
>>4464551
wew
e
w
Your fortune: Average Luck
I nominate my wife's son
>>4464950
nice 50
>>4465000
nice trips!
>>4465000
LEWD TRIPS
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
>>4465000
Check em!!
>>4465054
>blank post
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>4466587
Who are you Shrektexting?
Bunt has autism.
>>4463968
/jp/ is nice board kindly buzz off
>>4466982
spotted the fergeant
LoLo tbh
I'd love to be president, sounds like something I could have some talents for.
>>4458909
Hitler's ghost.
