Hello! I am Wayne Coyne from the very successful psych-rock band The Flaming Lips. Feel free to ask me anything!
>>4452485
Hi, Wayne! What inspired you to start The Flaming Lips?
ANIGI !
are you the blues clues guy?
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
>>4452491
It all started with a very large dream, you know? I know I'm a huge inspiration and that shouldn't be taken lightly.
>>4452493
Yes, I started that show when I was 4.
>>4452498
Absolutely. I really liked Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots
>>4452510
Have you ever listened to The Terror?
>>4452515
I have not, would you recommend I listen to that next?
>>4452521
Yes it's dark and spooky. Listen to it and tell me what you think
>>4452524
Cool, will do.
Sweet jacket
>>4452538
I see it, Wayne. What does that cat think he's doin'?
>>4452545
Anigi have you ever been in love
>>4452551
Yes, once. It was really crazy. I think about her every day, but we can never be together again.
>>4452557
Why's that
>>4452560
We're different people now. We went in different directions. We tried to make it work for a long time but it eventually fell apart. We're actually still friends though. I love that girl forever but... It just didn't work out. It's an extraordinarily long story.
>>4452485
bro can I maybe lead vocals again?
>>4452582
Oh sweet I'm glad you're enjoying it. What song are you on?
>>4452591
At the end of Be Free, A Way
>>4452578
well I wanna be in the band again
as lead vocals, Wayne
Wayne
I want to do lead vocals
>>4452595
I wore a hat when I wrote that song. Isn't that kind of cool?
>>4452601
That's really cool, Wayne. What kind of hat was it?
>>4452605
your not in the band anymore, Wayne
I usurp you
from the Flaming Lips
>>4452611
Anigi the middle of the song is super spooky so I hope it don't scare you :-(
>>4452614
I'll prepare myself
>>4452613
Mark, please, you're upsetting Wayne. He obviously doesn't want you in the band and I don't think there's anything you can do about this.
>>4452625
Anigi do you like hair
Tell me a story about hair
>>4452629
I think hair's funny. I shave my head once every 6 months to a year and just let it grow out and it's currently a little long and it looks fairly ridiculous. I was talking to my friend yesterday right after I woke up and because of the way my hair looked he said I looked like Leatherface from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre movies. Many years ago I ended up watching Pink Floyd's The Wall on a heavy dose of acid (with the same aforementioned friend funnily enough), and at the part where the guy decides to shave all of his hair off I completely understood why. Because hair is uncomfortable and he just wanted to feel good.
>>4452649
That's a very good story anigi. Last year I was on acid while watching better call Saul and I thought I was inside the world of the show.
>>4452672
lol that's awesome. Psychedelics are fun. I don't really do them anymore though because my mind just isn't in the right place for it anymore. I tried some 2cb a few years back though and that was really fun. Just drove around all night tripping and having stupidly hilarious conversations.
>>4452684
I want to go back in time and redo my life
>>4452703
I think a lot of people feel that way. Everyone has screwed up at some point and made devastating mistakes. You gotta think about it though, even if you got the chance to go back and correct things, you'd probably end up making totally new mistakes, and you never know, those could be even worse. You just have to try to learn from everything that's happened and keep moving on.
>>4452720
I think I have serious mental problems
>>4452728
Well, if you can't figure out how to deal with those problems on your own, there are professionals that can help you. I'm not a huge fan of the psychotherapy/psychiatry industry, but if you really need help sometimes that is the way to go.
>>4452739
Haha , yes!!! Congratulations because you have been rewarded 5 dollars HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
Anigi have you ever listened to congratulations by mgmt
>>4452753
Nope, for some reason I never got into them. I've heard good things though. Should I give it a listen? I'm currently listening to a recording of the first ever Ceephax Acid Crew show which he put up on his bandcamp yesterday(?). That guy is my favorite comedian.
>>4452756
Tell me what you think of this Anigi
https://www.soundcloud.com/whoismgmt/mgmt-alien-days-ceephax-remix
>>4452765
Oh I've heard that, it's a good one. That's basically why I included him in that post about MGMT. I've heard that remix but I've never heard the original.
>>4452768
Oh you should listen to the original it's neat-o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uG2Pgd6Tm7Q
>>4452773
Cool, I will in a bit, this Ceephax show is really good. I wish this guy would come to America but I don't think it will ever happen.
Why do you make garbage hipster music? (sorry for being rude btw)
>>4452780
Why didn't you ever go to school?
>>4452785
https://ceephax.bandcamp.com/album/ceephax-acid-crew-live-at-333-club-london-17-10-1997
>>4452785
Is it a banana sticker?
>>4452797
That's beautiful, Wayne. I knew you had it in you.
>>4452798
I have to go now Anigi I'll talk to you in a little bit bye bye
>>4452808
See ya!
>>4452818
Anigii
>>4452485
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>>4452835
Hey Wayne, I went to go make a sandwich and stuff.
>>4452886
What kind of sandwich did you make?
>>4452897
Just a plain ol' PB&J
>>4452904
What kind of bread jelly and pb?
>>4452915
Wheat bread, strawberry jelly, and creamy pb (store brand). I would've got chunky but they were out of the smaller jars when i went last and I don't need huge jars of peanut butter I mean come on.
heh
well well well
well
well well
if it isnt wayne
>>4452924
I understand. I wish I was a sandwich sometimes you knwo
Anigi I'm sleeee
I'm nervous for tomorrow
>>4452957
Hi friens how hi grimes how are you
>>4453028
Being a sandwich would be weird. Yeah, I'm sleepy too, but I have stuff I have to do before I go to bed. It'll be okay, Wayne. Just do your best!
>>4452778
i got to see ceephax in chicago a couple years back. was pretty ridiculous! it was in the basement of an art gallery
>>4453058
Damn, that's nice. I've seen his brother live three times and all of those were supremely insane.
>>4453039
What do you have to do before bed ANIGI
>>4453122
I have to use the power of my mind to make these downloads go faster. The internet situation where i live right now is weird and the wifi signal doesn't get to the room i'm staying in, so I'm currently sitting near the router with an ethernet cable plugged into my laptop. As soon as this stuff finishes downloading I'm outta heeeeeeeere
>>4453137
Is there a blue canary in the room with you?
>>4453164
Perhaps, it is quite dark so one could easily hide in the shadows.
>>4453169
Check those shadows anigi blue canaries are bad omens this time of the year
>>4453172
I checked and all I found was a small elf-like creature
>>4453179
Did he put up a fight?
>>4453184
No, he (she?) just screamed a little and ran towards the front door.
>>4453187
So it got away?
>>4453194
The little devil was quick, what can I say
>>4453196
Anigi please go find it I want you to turture it for me
>>4453201
It's too late. I wouldn't want to torture it anyway, it might have elf friends who wouldn't like that kind of thing, and it looked fairly terrifying.
>>4453207
Have you ever been an African American sheriff?
>>4453214
I can't say that I have, Wayne. That experience continues to elude me.
>>4453218
Goodnight Anigi it's time for mine bean night . Have a sleep for you
>>4453223
G'night Wayne-O. Good luck tomorrow!
>>4453225
Thanks. We'll talk tomorrow right?
>>4453227
I imagine so, Wayne.
>>4453229
I'll bring salted pork over we can watch dexters lab
>>4453233
That sounds wonderful
>>4453238
YEE
Do you like hitter?
>>4453238
I mean ... Do you like eggs bacon French fry
>>4453245
Good night my good lad Anigi
>>4453252
Oops
>>4453255
nice dubs Wayne, you can count on me man
>>4453260
Who is this? If it's Anigi I know I can count on you Anigi my good amigo
Apple
>>4453328
Apples
Anigi
>>4454054
Anigii
>>4454134
Hey Wayne! I slept in way late today. How's things going?
>>4454241
Not very well Anigi but how are you
Abigi
>>4454742
I'm good, but my left eye hurts and I don't know why. I'm about to go out for a bit, so future responses may be delayed.
>>4454799
Have a good time anigi
>>4454817
Anigii
>>4454877
Anigii
>>4454877
Good dubs Wayne. I had some beers and stuff and now I'm kinda shwifty but my eye still feels weird. How'd your first day at work go?
>>4455090
I left early :/ anxiety got the best of me
>>4452485
why did you collab with miley
>>4455124
It's alright, Wayne. At least you tried. Anxiety is a funny thing. I used to never really understand it, but I dated a girl who had extreme anxiety problems and she helped me to understand how that kind of mind functions. It actually caused me to have mild anxiety problems. All I can say is xanax is a miracle, even if it's not really that good for you.
>>4452485
hi wayne! i'm erik, i'm a musician/freak/cripple and a totally huge big fan. my question is related to the show you're playing in montclair nj on may 16th. i use a wheelchair so i have to get accessible tickets whenever i goto a show. the way the wellmont theatre does its accessible seats is that the floor is accessible but they don't set aside any "accessible seats" within the floor seats.. the floor is full, obviously, so no more accessible seats (but the show isn't sold out, there's still balcony seats, but those aren't accessible). but when i asked the wellmont about this they said that more accessible seats may become available if the band (you guys) don't use all of your comp seats (meaning your comp seats are wheelchair accessible). so, my question is, is there anyway i could buy two comp tickets from you guys since they're the only wheelchair accessible one's left? i am not asking for anything free, or anything special, just asking to buy two of the accessible seats from you! it would make my year. my first healthy year in a long long time. i'm a huge fan, a huge freak, will come in costume and be a total weirdo. maybe you could point me in the right direction for this or something? i can give you my email address or phone number or anything that'd help :)
i hope you can help me out. i promise i won't scream out "play she don't use jelly!" or anything, i promise! it's just, it's not right that there's so little accessible seats. i know you have a lot of fans that use wheelchairs or have disabilities and it just sucks that we can't come join the freaks.. because, i mean, i don't know how many people with disabilities that you know, but i know a bunch and they're a freaks. lovable freaks, sure, but freaks. okay, end of ramble. heart you!!!!!!!!!
>>4455144
I really think I'll need some sort of medication like that. What's wrong with your eye?
>>4455168
How do VIP backstage free passes sound?
WAYNE COYNE I CHALLENGE THEE TO A DUEL
RUSSIAN ROULETTE STYLE
FIRST ONE TO GET DUBS FIRST LOSES
>>4455249
Deal
>>4455144
ANIGI
>>4455252
Congratulations. You won!
>>4455393
That's not true sir
>>4455424
OOPOE
>>4453164
in the outlet by the light switch
>>4455553
How are you george
>>4455590
Hi Wayne I miss anigi
>>4452485
dad?
>>4455727
Yeah
>>4455730
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>>4455751
Anigi
>>4455867
Anigi
>>4455876
Anigi
>>4455928
Hey, sorry Wayne, tonight was a little silly so I haven't been on 4chins at all until now
>>4456025
Why was it silly anigi
>>4456042
Just some unusual stuff happened. But Wayne, I gotta tell you, I think I helped fix a problem with the mobile version of 4chan. I think the feedback page totally worked. I submitted a bug report a few days ago and the problem is now fixed. Craziness.
>>4456066
Wow Anigi I am proud of you. Come over and I'll bake a Chinese Easter roll. Have you ever had one?
Also what type of unusual shit happened
>>4456069
Oh man, I want that Chinese Easter roll. I'd rather not get into what happened. It was good though. Just unusual.
>>4456076
Anigi I want to die in my sleep
>>4456079
It seems like that would probably be the best way to die. Maybe not though. Death dreams could possibly be terrible. Or really nice. It's hard to say
>>4455168
this reminds me of 'letters from a nut'
>>4455168
this reminds me of all the nuts i had on me chinne
>>4456091
I believe that there are things that exist which are currently outside of the realm of human comprehension, but I don't have any religious beliefs, so I don't really believe in God in a religious sense.
>>4456099
Do you like the movie 3001 a space odyssey
>>4456104
*2001
>>4456104
Yeah it's one of my favorites. I read all the books that Arthur C Clarke wrote about that when I was a teenager. I was literally talking to someone about that tonight.
>>4456107
Oh weird. Anigi we should write a dogtree don't you think
>>4456110
Wayne, we could write like 20 dogtrees
>>4456112
Have you ever heard of Hulu plus? Watch every episodes of show
>>4456114
I've heard of Hulu plus, but I've watched so many shows already. I was thinking the other night about why I was so into watching TV for most of my life, and the answers may shock me
>>4456127
Why did they answer may shock you
Let's take a steam I'll keep introducing you
>>4456128
Oh, you know, typical bullshit. It basically developed as a coping mechanism. Wayne, have you been on this board long? ₩hat do you think of the Introducing monkey?
>>4456136
The introducing Monkeys likes to introduce I suppose
M is a letter
Hi anigi
>>4456711
Hey Wayne! Nice dubs!
>>4456840
Thanks Charlie how's your brown stamp collection
>>4456842
Oops
>>4456845
We can read you like a book Wayne
>>4456849
Rape where is anigi
>>4456880
Oh, what?! you're not going to ask where I've been? Gone 2 days and you're not going to ask?
I dont know. Did you check under the covers of your bed?
>>4456884
Sorry rape how have you been ?
>>4456898
I went on the prowl over those 2 days. Caught them in there sleep. They never saw me coming*cuming
Pretty good stretch. God some things. now I need to find a fence to offload the shit
>>4456922
Rape do you want to go barbecuing with me in San Francisco . We could sing a song
>>4456939
I dont like bbq actually.
Sure I will go, but can we make a little closer to Berkeley?
>>4456958
Why do you want it to be close to Berkeley
>>4456961
Well, I mean, its still the bay area.
University of California at Berkeley
>>4456966
Oh Berkeley in Boston?
>>4456973
no berkeley in Cali
>>4456978
That's not a real place, wait is it?
What do you do for a living
>>4456994
>wait is it?
Yes
>what do you do for a living?
oh, honey....
you shouldn't
>>4457003
I want to know
>>4457004
>I dont think so
>>4452485
how hot are lips brun? is as hot as hto piza?
>>4457023
For the last time, its not my job to watch over Anigi while you are still alive. And dont go killing yourself either.
As for your threat of the loss of friendship. Know that I had every intention of protecting you!! If you want to break it off thats fine...
...But I'll always be there. Watching, waiting....dreaming
>>4457045
Defend yourself, it's moments like this that define you
>>4457045
oh wayne.
You finally figured it all out!
>>4457045
You were hamming it up as the tragic heroine, thanks to the script the CIA wrote for you. It was pure self-indulgence - you couldn't get enough of the drama.
>>4457065
Ham
>>4457068
Wayne, do you actually have an igloo?
>>4452485
once in vegas i saw a lady put 12 boiled eggs up her cooter and then lay them
>>4457073
Goodbye Wayne! I go on the prowl once again. Maybe I will come for you.... Maybe I wont.
You'll know when and if it will happen
>>4457100
He was a skater boy, you said see you later boy
>>4457104
Anigi do you like salt tablets
>>4457146
No, I try to not consume too much salt, for health reasons.
>>4457186
What did you think of Bottomless pit , the terror, and tims album?
>>4457207
Bottomless Pit was really good, although I wasn't paying close attention to it when I listened to it the first time. Seemed like a good progression of the Death Grips sound/style. They're getting crazier that's for sure, and that's a really good thing for that kind of music.
The Terror was awesome, probably my favorite Flaming Lips album now. I like how it was super pulsey at the beginning, like the first three songs have this weird synthy pulse thing going on and it was really good. That 13 minute song reminded me of Echoes by Pink Floyd in a way, but is actually less creepy than Echoes, which gets pretty insane.
Tim's album is like... So weird. I'm a huge Tim and Eric fan, I watched that show since the beginning and went to see them live in DC once (that was totally fucking ridiculous), but this album is just like normal music about normal shit. I feel like the joke is that there isn't a joke. It's so out of character that it's hard to decipher. Maybe he's just getting older and doesn't care about being a super wacky guy anymore. Maybe he never did. I don't know. Maybe that's what having a kid does to you.
>>4457227
Yeah I'm not too crazy about tims album. Did you know that I helped produce bottomless pit?
>>4457227
Also I'm glad you dig the terror. What did you think of my album with Miley?
>>4457233
Wow, Wayne, did you really help produce Bottomless Pit? I was under the impression that those guys did everything themselves.
>>4457234
I didn't really like it that much. I prefer Miley's more poppy stuff like Party in The USA. It just seemed like she was trying too hard to formulate a new image for herself and that album was some part of that. It's like, we get it Miley, you smoke weed and you like to have sex. So do the rest of us.
>>4457244
You have two number fours
Haha look Anigi it's spongebob.
Anigi what are your thoughts on vegetarians ?
>>4457248
I think a lot of them look malnourished and they don't realize that humans are creatures that evolved to be able to eat meat, and that eating meat is part of the reason our bodies function the way they do. I can understand that some people become vegan/vegetarian because they don't want to harm animals and they're against that kind of thing, but not eating meat isn't going to stop slaughterhouses from existing (unless of course EVERYBODY stopped eating meat, but that's not going to happen). I mean millions of animals are killed on a daily basis still, they're not accomplishing anything by refusing to eat it. Also, meat is fucking delicious and wonderful. So, overall I think vegetarians are silly but I can understand why they'd want to do that (health reasons, ethical reasons).
>>4457256
You make some good points, but... America, America, now I’m coming Africa
My death is money
Whose bad? His bad
Who’s looking shitty? Not me
You think he’s listening? Probably
Mouthpiece on Sally’s like San Joaquin valley
Fuck your middle man, throw that towel in, you irk me
Yeah, yeah, go tell a friend
You’re irrelevant, ain’t shit but a skank
Skank way too far from her holding tank
Come on, girl, get your front on, girl
You rank A-list or so I hear
But no basic here, no safe bets here
Wouldn’t touch a fake bitch with latex here
She's so, she's so
She know we know
She's...
She’s so, she’s so
Beat thirsty, thought I heard a mosquito
She know we know
But her vox so desert and our beats so dro
She’s so, she’s so
Beat thirsty, thought I heard a mosquito
She know we know
But her vox so desert and our beats so dro
Party full of thirsty, lurkers hella worried
All in six high glass heels
Cinderella water hole climbing for a pot of goldie
Flip you for a twenty bill
Aim for El Dorado estimated arrival
Time it take a fuck to make a deal
Ain’t gonna make it though, try your luck in porn
You’re so thirsty, all you’ll ever earn is frills
Check two skeeze
Pop that pussy pitch into a tent
How those poles make you so bent
Push that cart peddles you ring the bell
Ring the bell though, hands full of dick
Use your elbows, door to door you sand every last floor
Deep as you can choke a quicksand storm
Lipstick lap dance won’t record
She’s so, she’s so
Beat thirsty, thought I heard a mosquito
She know we know
But her vox so desert and our beats so dro
She’s so, she’s so
Beat thirsty, thought I heard a mosquito
She know we know
But her vox so desert and our beats so dro
>>4457269
She shoot pussy through your chest, you die
>>4457273
anigi do you know how to cook
What's your favorite meal
>>4457280
I know how to cook really basic things. My favorite thing I can make is burritos. They're pretty easy and I figured out a way to make really delicious ones based on a particular type of burrito I like at this local burrito place. I dice up chicken breasts and cook it and then marinate it in bbq sauce, then make a burrito with that and rice, beans, shredded cheese, fried onions, crush up some tortilla chips and put a little of that in there, and a little ranch dressing and hot sauce if i have it. They're pretty dank tbh
But my favorite meal in general? I don't even know. I like so many different kinds of food now. There was this vegetarian Indian food place I used to go to that had really awesome shit. I haven't been there in a long time and I miss it. I don't know. I don't think I could pick a favorite though.
>>4457306
That sounds good. Have you ever made a taco?
You should go back there. Maybe they'd give you a job as a ranch dress
Did youd think you'd ever did you ever thinks you'd be a bottle of ranch dressing
>>4457338
I've made tacos before but I don't really eat red meat that much and I prefer tacos with beef, so it doesn't happen that often. I never worked at the burrito place, I just ate the burritos and figured out what was in them and how to recreate them at home. I wouldn't want to work there anyway. I've worked in enough restaurants. I didn't think I'd ever be a bottle of ranch dressing, but you never know what's going to happen in this crazy life
>>4457353
Why don't you eat red meat anigi?
>>4457362
I do, but not very often. It's for health reasons.
>>4457367
I just won $100000000, would you like some of it?
>>4457373
Yeah that would be really great, I could use that money
>>4457378
Tell me 5 different things you like about ducks
>>4457380
1) Ducks are funny looking
2) They make funny noises
3) Ducklings are super cute
4) They can fly
5) Birds are very important
>>4457384
Anigi we should open a pita bread truck. What do you say about that?
>>4457399
That sound like a plan to me. Nice dubs btw
>>4457407
Have you ever been to a food network food festival? What kind of mustard do you put on a hotdog?
>>4457410
No, I've never been to one of those. I didn't even know that kind of thing existed. I don't put mustard on hotdogs, but if I had to I'd probably use brown mustard or something.
>>4457415
Do you ever use mustard? If you had to eat 2 whole pizzas or 8 bowls of cereal which would you rather eat?
>>4457415
Anigit
>>4457435
I use mustard sometimes. I would probably eat 2 pizzas
>>4457513
Wow nice dubs anigi
What are your thoughts on spiderman
>>4457528
Spiderman? Hmm... I thought the Tobey Maguire Spiderman was good, the first one at least. I watched the other two but I can barely remember them. Something about a sandman or some such nonsense? And Alfred Molina as the octopus man or something. Alfred Molina is great, highly underrated actor. I never saw the new Spidermens with Emma Stone or whatever. Are they any good? Spiderman was kind of goofy in the latest Captain America movie though. I didn't hate him. I thought it was kind of interesting how they threw him into the mix. But I never read the Spiderman comics or anything. Actually weren't Spiderman comics in the newspaper? Are they still? I remember reading those when I was a kid and my dad would give me the comics section to read after he was done with it.
>>4457587
I just saw civil war I though it was horrible. I was actually just cast as spiderman in a new franchise:
Emma stone was spiderman too yes
I'm glad you is erstand how do you know wait are you a Mimi a?
>>4457616
Why didn't you like Civil War? It met my expectations of superheroes battling and silly one liners. I guess I don't really have high expectations for that kind of thing though. But was Emma Stone a good spiderman? I don't know what you're saying at the end of that post though. I'm not a Mimi if that's what you're asking.
>>4457621
I was actually wondering if you ever knew that my middle name was spider the apple. Listen to me ... It's time to have a wonderful day. Watch a musical career go right down the drain . I ate way too many cookies . My life is sad . I am embbsresment but that is a proud sort of reassurance don't Yu agree?'ay e do you think I'm goin to prison?
>>4457630
I was vaguely aware of that, yes. Every day is time to have a wonderful day, if you can. Musical careers go down the drain on a regular basis, this is nothing new. It's too bad when you eat too many cookies, although they are very delicious so it's quite easy to do such a thing. I can't comment on your life as I don't really know anything about it. I don't know if you're an embarrassment or not. I agree with some things. You're probably not going to prison unless you committed a felony and the police know about it and have you in custody. Although according to documentaries such as Making a Murderer, sometimes you don't have to actually do anything to go to prison.
>>4452485
why dont you give the hell up? you're not unique or interesting, you probably say nothing of real interest, likely awful at the english language and ineffective at getting your thoughts across, not good-looking, no marketing or brand identity, no semblance of a niche value proposition. you're nothing, give the hell up.
>>4457639
How are you anigi
>>4457646
You're not making any sense, Wayne. I have considered the possibility that this is all a dream, but if it is I (CAN'T WAKE UP). If you can tell me how to wake up from this, I'll do it immediately. However, the linear and unbroken nature of this reality's timeflow leads me to believe that it is not a dream.
>>4457651
This is a dream. I will tel you how to wake up from it if you follow my 3 simple instructions. Do you have a pen and pencil at hand?
>>4457655
All the time, I'm ready to learn the secrets of waking up from this dream
>>4457662
okay, first draw a picture of a cat and a dog shaking hands and post the picture in this thread
>>4457669
Sure thing, Wayne.
>>4457675
Okay excellent job are you ready for step 2?
>>4457681
I am totally ready
>>4457684
Below the dog and the cat draw a picture of your childhood best friend getting attacked by a bear that is actually a robot who turns into a walrus and make them both sitting in macaroni cheese pie. You need to do this to complete step two
>>4457694
Alright, here you go
>>4457706
Okay excellent are you ready for the final step?
>>4457712
Sure, we've come this far
>>4457716
At the top of page I want you to draw 5 smiling strawberries, a naked black man, and dead baby. Once you upload the picture you will wake up from this dream
>>4457728
Ok, Wayne! It was great talking to you this whole time! See you on the other side!
>>4457751
Hi anigi
>>4457758
Oh hey, Wayne.
>>4457760
Anigi I got so scared for a second . I thought you were going to turn into a soup boy
>>4457782
Nope, I'm still here. Maybe I did something wrong.
>>4457790
What would you do if five obese African American women burnt your house down?
>>4457794
Black women are not to be fucked with, I'd just have to live with it
>>4457799
Anigi I have a 5 step plan to turn your life into a house triangle. Do you want played you like spiderman
>>4457804
I'm back in the USSR
>>4457812
Anigi do you know that the Beatles wrote that song about mile love
>>4457816
Do you think Paul's really dead?
>>4457820
This is a dream. I will tel you how to wake up from it if you follow my 3 simple instructions. Do you have a pen and pencil at hand?
>>4457823
I seem to have misplaced me glasses... What's a pencil, Wayne?
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>4457827
I'm going to make myself happy today. You know? Don't you just agree that sometimes you have to pump up the jam a little bit? I'm am an inspirational figure I know a lot about freedom... I know a lot about how to be an inspirationZ . Do you think Paul's really dead
>>4457834
Agreed, dude.
>>4457835
Why are you being sassy today anigi
Aye
>>4457838
I'm just full of sass, what can I say. Also, you''re not really making sense so it's difficult to respond to you with things that do.
