After finishing college, what's the first thing to do to be successful?
I asked here because all of you seem well off to have some free time to post on the internet.
>>4440526
leave this place and get a job before the meme life sucks you in for good
>>4440527
Why? You all seem to be fine people.
I mean I barely have enough time to be on the internet and you guys are doing it for so long!
>>4440528
im in college.
I can procrastinate at college.
cant really do that with a job.
And other than college goers most of the people here are highschoolers I would wager. If you are truly graduating college. take a break and get out of here anon. I beg of you. secure yourself before your memes
>>4440526
to be sucess you must meme your hardest
you don't have to wait till u leave college. one thing college taught me how to play the game a bit, so you are already ahead a little bit. I think the 4chin kept me sane and sober. I didn't realize that till now. 4chin also helped me to identify all the pics with salad.
>>4440530
>other than college goers most of the people here are highschoolers
ud be suprise :^)
>>4441321
i too am a top-quality salad identifier
>>4441320
/s4s/?
this post makes little sense
>>4440526
Success is overrated, progress is a scam. Force your parents to pay for your rent or let you live with them and pay for you food and then dedicate your life to posting 18 hours a day on 4chan. It's the only way you can actually affectthe world in any meaningful way.
Kill yourself. Any way possible. Go get a plastic bag from a grocery store and play astronaut in the ladies room. Turn the oven on 420 degrees and slam your head in the door over and over. Just get a power drill and screw your temples to death. It really doesn't matter. Just find some way to escape the pain.
>>4441373
this is literally the only way to achieve true happiness
>>4441439
lol you think death is an escape
>>4441444
palindrome triples confirms for all of eternity
>>4441444
palindrome trips
beautiful
>>4441444
>palindrome trips
>>4441444
palindrome trips
beautiful
>>4441444
nirvana
Your fortune: Good Luck
>>4441444
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Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>4441444
palindrome trips, siply ebin :^)
>>4441444
Those trips though
Your fortune: Good Luck
the memes ruined my life, leave while you can
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>4441455
good double
>>4442284
my life was ruined before i even got here
>>4442284
my life was ruined before i even got here