ITT post your useless/unprofitable talents
I can recite the alphabet on reverse
>>4435261
wow thats my talent as well wtf i came here to post that xD
>>4435261
i'm a damn fast backwards runner. i won a backwards running competition in camp once. of course some other faggot won cause i fell at the end but if we could have a rematch i'd beat him
I can type 130 WPM within 95% accuracy.
I can watch the jojo anime without subs because I've re-read all parts like 7 times.
I can lick the head of my cock even though I'm obese and 6'3.
My record for jerking off in a single day is 14, by the end nothing was coming out.
I can put cigarette butts out on my wrist.
I'm the #1 Superjail fan in the universe
I can find porn on the internet.
>>4435279
that's not a meme, sonny!
>>4435279
my ass hairy
>>4435283
You're a meme
Seeing this illusion of reality for what it is. Two or three thousand years ago I'd be a prophet. Today I'm a NEET.
>>4435261
>unprofitable
i can draw in ms paint
i can click rly fast on cookie clikcer
>>4435305
Please do lewd bukkake Keksandra
>>4435305
i wouldnt call it useless at least.
all i could do is do a very realistic mimic sound of a fart using my mouth
I know English and can copy-paste code from stackoverflow
>>4435444
>444
goodness gracious what a sequence
>>4435444
Checkd
>>4435265
Hahahahha same no joke xP
I can bring myself to orgasm without using my hands.
>>4435580
prove it
>>4435400
Sir are you aware you have achieved repeating digits
captcha: click boats
I get dubs
I can make myself burp
>>4436281
prove it
I can get dubs whenever I want
I memorized this many digits of pi
3.1415926535897932384626
>>4436287
hey wouldn't it be crazy if you found your phone number in the digits of pi
>>4435261
I can walk and chew gum at the same time and I can also pee standing up
>>4436297
what.. but... okay.
>>4435602
there you go he left because he didnt use his hands good job you ruined it
I can chew bubblegum and kick ass, but I'm all out of ass
I can say the alphabet backwards and in qwerty.
I know 100 digits of pi.
I know every single president of the US and their terms.
I know every country and a shitload of their capitals.
I can pronounce pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
I can kind move my eyes away from each other.
I know every element of the periodic table.
I remember really specific events. (Not as useful as you think it is)
I can get dubs.
>>4437193
well not today. no get for you
>>4437211
You stole my get.
>>4437214
got 'eem
>>4437215
No u