okie i'm doing a thread even tho it's hella late.
i always post a food pic for the op and then the ingredients, let's do it a different way this time like a game! i'll show ingredients in OP and u guess what i'm making!
here's what i've got.
olive oil, salt, pepper, yogurt, rice, grape leaves, ground cumin, dried mint, fresh dill and parsley, fennel (note that i only used a little fennel), a clove of garlic, a shallot, a cucumber and a lemon!
what kind of unholy abomination did i make? :D
1st!
>>4434741
thx bby but ur supposed to guess what the food is gonna be!
dirt shit ass garbage trash cunt
>>4434745
a Tilapia
lo-lo's boifrent is exploring taking it up the butt
>>4434739
rice with things in it
lo-lo's boifrent is not a very brite person
lo-lo's boifrent's iq borders on doopstupit territory
>>4434752
lo-lo's boifrent is gna wna start sleeping with other ppl again soon
>>4434749
this is very astute as rice is an ingredient!
TO THE ONE RUDE PERSON: this is the only attention you get from me this thread so please pay attention!!!1;
i am nice. i am willing to be friends with anyone. i don't hate you, despite your abusive (and often off the wall bizarre) comments. what did i ever do to you to make you hate me? i do not deserve your anger. all i am doing is posting food. if you think the thread is dumb, well yea it kinda is, so just hide it and move on, right? i would be your friend if you'd let me. i don't deserve this.
lo-lo's boifrent cucked her into getting back w/ him after that terrible thing he did
>>4434747
>4747
nice dubs but that is a fish and i don't think u can hatch them from that stuff!
here is the mise en place b4 cooking begins. yogurt measured to 1 cup! fennel, garlic, shallots and herbs minced! cucumber peeled and grated, and salted (the water later to be drained)!, 1/2 cup of rice measured out, grape leaves unfolded (this was admittedly more of a pain in the ass than i expected, wow... i never buy these before)
pls keep guessing what i am making, thanks!
lolol irl
>>4434764
nu and pls guess what it's gonna be. it's something i've posted here before but it was a store bought kind not homemade.
>>4434764
timestamp or that's actually you're mom XD
>>4434753
https://youtu.be/QkubQCI4Fxo
its true the penor wants now
OK nobody is guessing >_< but here is the final destination of the cucumber and the yogurt. it's a dressing.
u want to use the whole milk greek yogurt (strained! get a good brand some yogurts say "greek" but it's made a different way. fage total or greek gods traditional are good), and the cucumber. i peeled the cucumber, cut away the seeds, grated it with a box grater (small holes), salted it, let it sit about 30 min in the salt to let as much water extract as possible, then pressed the rest of the water out with a wooden spoon through a very fine mesh sieve. this will result in a concentrated pulp that smells very strongly like cucumbers. mix that with ur yogurt and season it with black pepper. i had extra of this dressing but since it's basically a yogurt base and pretty thick i won't feel bad about eating it for breakfast or whatever.
>>4434793
total fage
>>4434822
>22
awesome dubs!
OK since nobody is guessing i will tell. i am making dolmas or dolmades whatever it is. it's the stuffed grape leaves thing.
u want to saute the minced shallots, fennel and garlic in olive oil until they give up most of their water, then add the rice and toast it, when the rice is just under al dente mix in the herbs and add some water water and cover to par cook the rice, then roll out each leaf, spoon a small amount of filling into each one, fold over the bottom portions first to completely encase the rice (don't overfill it's gonna expand in the final cooking), u want the shiny side out, and trim any ends of the leaves, then the sides and top. i found it easiest if i folded the left side first, then the top in (tear the leaf if u have to, they are differently shaped), then use the right side of the leaf to pull everything tight. put them seam side down in a saucepan with olive oil and a little water and some extra leaves on the bottom, and after each leaf has been filled cover them with water and lemon juice and bring to a boil, then turn down to a simmer and cook until they are tender.
i did not do a plating picture but here they are finished right out of the pan. i cooked them almost 20 minutes.
they look right IMO. compared to the ones i buy at central market at the olive bar there. but they were chewier, both the leaves and the rice... so next time i make this (ofc i'm going to do it again! this was my first attempt) i am going to simmer them for 30 minutes.
BTW i got addicted to eating these from the place that sells them omg they are like crack to me this is one of my favorite foods.
and so ppl can can compare my work to professionally made ones: left side of that plate is the ones i buy from central market (:
mine tasted right but were not cooked enough imo... the ones there are practically mushy, which might actually not be the ideal, idk, but i think i want a softer texture with them.
>>4434739
>u guess what i'm making!
Macaroni and cheese?
>>4434877
nice dubs. a clue that might be inaccurate would be the lack of either macaroni or cheese, plus i already posted what i made.
>Total Fage
lol
>>4434840
yes!!
i hav no way 2 prov it but whn i jst wok up n saw this thred n i totaly guess dolmades bcuz of th grape leave!
i love dolomade!
its funny th frst tim i tried thm it ws so bad cuz it was frm like a colege cafeter n thy wer jst low low qual so i thought i ddnt like em but wow how wrng i was
>>4434844
nice dub they lokin good
she like me
i think she like me
but does she like-me like-me
like i like herrrrrrr?
will we be frients
or sumthin more?
i think she intersted
but im not sure.......
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>>4435094
GENOCIDE @ WAT
WAT DIS MEEEEEAAAAAAAN
>>4434840
looks good lolo my love i would eet it!!!!
lo-lo's boifrent's parents never gave 'em a chance
lo-lo's boifrent is a closet-faggot, and he's closet-proud of it
lo-lo's boifrent is a mumbling, bumbling retard
>>4434755
you post terrible food and terrible recipes and you should feel terrible about ruining so many people's day
>>4435256
H'HAAAAAAA
prety dang true its like when someone whos not my mommy makes food and im like wow my mommy is a really good food maker compared to this idiot, is how i would think lo-lo's food taste
>>4434844
lolo what did use to simmer the food? where did you get the water its not in the original ingredient list ?
>>4435276
yes, just use water from your tap! i didn't include it as an ingredient because i didn't think you were so dense!
>>4435264
Unless you Italian u lyin
>>4435293
He's African-American
>>4435277
do u add random ingredients if its not in the recipe?
>>4435264
He's African-American
>>4435374
its water, it doesnt make a difference. i really wish you wouldn't bog me down with your unnecessary minutia, kekkats
both kekkats and lolo are fat lol
>>4435380
water is v importnat
>>4435380
don't use water next time den if its not difference i wait for real lolo lol'
>>4435277
>water from your tap
unhealthy and full of bad chemicals
do not listen to lolo
>>4435428
and what would YOU know about chemicals ?? just who do u think u r LOL
>>4435438
eheh
>>4434844
They look kinda like poops desu senpai
>>4435462
Dumb ghettoposter
>>4435380
It's not his fault. He doesn't know anything about food. He has literally never eeten eggs. No joke.
>>4435474
PLEASE be my GF
>>4434903
rude
>>4434764
she wishes
>>4434976
thanks! they are very tasty!
>>4435094
this would be a foolish idea and i likewise lack the means!
>>4435256
my food isn't terrible though. even if it is, how does my posting it hurt anyone?
>>4435276
the stove, and yes the tap. it's boiled right? tap water is fine for cooking.
>>4435395
it seems a natural progression that eventually ppl will start to call namefigs fat. whatever. it's not true and the ppl posting such are just irrelevant rudefigs
>>4435462
if ur poop looks like dolmades then i should be rather worried.
>>4435867
hi lolo
>>4435875
hi anonymous
>>4435867
*becomes rather worried*
>>4435926
fatty
>>4435867
do you have a physically fit body?
>>4435961
how big are your boobs
>>4435961
>define fit.
not fat
>>4435975
HOLY MOLY
that's not even close. this is my real boobs. not that anyone cares lol
real
>>4436017
lol so randum
>>4436023
share ur FaCKING AAARMS ! UAUUHG
>>4436025
i mean SHAAVE SHUAUUVE
>>4436022
nice dubs
>>4434739
Looks tasty.
>>4434739
Is it soup?
all me bby
>>4435462
>>4435471
>>4435474
>>4435926
>>4436023
I would berry my dick
>>4436326
same
>>4436064
nah it trashdookie shitting trash!
>total fage
lmoa
>>4436293
FAT
