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90. When a psychotic killer/cannibal is in front of you
89. When your friend slipped down to a very deep manhole
88. When Pinkie Pie is crying because her "kids" don't listen to her (Love yo momma, or else you have to drink the piss from the toilet on a Texan gas station owned by mysterious cannibals)
87. When your loved one is dying
86. When you farted nearby a fire source
85. During President Obama's Speech
84. While being used as a body shield
83. While praying to God
82. While urinating. This makes aiming harder, unless you're a girl
81. While shooting/photo shooting people. See 82. except the girl part
80. While being punished. It will make punishments worse. Worse than 91.
79. When your doctor tells you that you will die
78. When your wife/girlfriend is wearing a beautiful outfit
77. While cutting off your leg and eating it
76. During the apocalypse
75. When you shit yourself and everyone noticed it.
74. While being given a "raise" by your boss
73. When any form of bad news about your wife was sent to you
Example: Your Friend: She was killed on a horrible accident
You: OHOHOHOHO, BENIS, OHOHOHOHO
72. When they announced that My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic was cancelled
71. When they announced that Transformers was cancelled
Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>4431812
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>>4432434
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Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
