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Vacation to France
2016-05-17 21:59:56 Post No. 4427394
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Vacation to France
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2016-05-17 21:59:56
Post No. 4427394
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>Be patriotic American
> Be true story
>Travelling to France for vacation
> Everything is awesome here, I take photos of everything and clap
>The French people stare at me
> Get to the terminal, have to sign a sheet of paper
> Don't understand French so I write USA all over it
> Ask the person behind the counter for French fries since I am in France
> Pull me to the side to talk to me
> Speak gibberish
> I threaten them telling them the USA will bail me out
> What can they do to me? Fight back? They are French
> They say something stupid I don't know
> I shout at them for French fries
> I realize they wont let me go because they are terrorists
> Grab the officers gun and shoot everyone near me while shouting Star Spangled Banner
> Get tackled and thrown in prison
> Where is the McDonald's
