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This 3D girl is actually Keksandra IRL
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>>4402405
one time at boyscout camp
me and another boy decided to pretend to have sex without penetration. one of us pretended to be the girl and the other pretended to be the boy. we were naked. it was really gay. by far the gayest thing ive ever done
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I got raped by a man around 35 y.o when I was 13
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>>4402407
Which one were you?

>>4402409
Sorry about that.
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>>4402405
>Obviously gay teenager waiter was eyeing me up at dinner all night
>Thin, delicate looking build, wide feminine hips
>No facial hair yet, must have been pretty young
>Never done anything gay before, but I was in a dry spell and liked the attention he was giving me
>/b/ has made me curious
>Fuck it, men should be easy, right? No harm in going for it...
>Finish paying bills, friends all heading back to cars
>Tell them I'm gonna take a piss then meet them in the parking lot
>Stay at table as they leave, flag waiter down
>Make small talk about some dumb shit, told him he was a great waiter or something
>Awkwardly ask for his number
>He gets pretty shy / weird, I feel like I just made a fool of myself
>Ends up jotting it down on a napkin with his name, tells me to text him my name and he'll add my number after work
>Leave, wait a few min, then text him
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>Couple hours pass, don't hear anything, feel stupid
>Suddenly phone vibrates
>"Hey it's <waiter>"
>We started talking casually at first, but the conversation quickly became sexual
>I'm turned on and sending him pictures of my stiff cock now
>He tells me he needs it in his mouth
>I agree and ask for his address
>Before I know it we're parked on a quiet back road and making out in my truck
>Feel nervous, never done anything like this
>His lips feel softer than I expected, reassures me
>Decide to go for it and slide my hand down his stomach and under his belt
>He's a lot smaller than me, but rock hard and dripping precum
>Jerk him off under his pants for a bit
>He starts undoing my pants
>Doesn't even bother to jerk me off, just goes straight for it with his mouth
>BEST blowjob I've ever had, it's true that men do it better than women
>He's jerking himself off while blowing me now
>Can feel pressure growing in my balls
>Cock starts to twitch in his mouth, he stops moving and just sucks on the head of my cock as hard as he can
>Explode harder than ever before as he sucks the cum right out of me
>He's furiously jerking himself off while swallowing my load
>Shudders as he launches a big rope of cum onto his chest
>Comes back up smiling
>We make out a little bit more, I feel grossed out by the taste of my own cum on his tongue
>Drive him home and we go our separate ways

I ended up meeting him one more time after that, this time I tried sucking his cock a little bit, and eventually fucked him in the ass. I haven't done anything gay since then, but remembering the image of my cock buried deep into him while he came all over himself is still my favourite sexual memory. The feeling of his cock twitching in my hand was amazing. I'd like to do it again some day but find most men unattractive. This kid was young and feminine which turned me on a lot...
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>>4402410
>Which one were you?
I was me.
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>>4402413
I'm not in the mood for horse play.
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>be me
>be 16, bunch of years ago
>have a very feminine figure and face
>basically looked like a girl
>be a nerd
>go to a comic book convention cosplaying\dressed as girl
>having a good time
>meet this guy
>him being very friendly and sociable
>thought we became best bros
>decide to grab a bite
>brings me back to his car
>kisses me and takes out his dick
>be like wtf
>takes my head and makes me suck his dick
>realize he was hitting on me all the time cuz I looked hot
>decide to play along and give him pleasure
>start strocking, licking and sucking his dick
>make him cum a bit on my face a bit in my mouth
>then we actually go to lunch
>now I actually look like a man and be straight
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>friend wants to masturbate with me
>fuck it why not
>having fun watching porn
>he cums on his stomach
>immediately overcome with lust, lick it off him
>he seems to like it

first time doing gay shit
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When I was little we went to a buffalo reservation in Yellowstone, and me and two friends played truth or dare. We ended up doing shit like jacking each other off and beating off in front of each other. Shit was fucked.
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me and my friend got high and sucked each others dicks he came on my face and i fucked him in the ass
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I used to trap on cam age 16-18

gave the website I used a photoshopped ID so I could make money even though I wasnt 18

never came out as a trap, never had any sexual encounters as one

21 now, my friend opened up his new gay bar so I went for the opening party (im straight with a gf). I got hammered on free drinks and ended up going back to this big black dudes hotel. We stopped by my place first so I could get my clothes. we fucked for hours, it was great. Never done anything since
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>be 22yo virgin
>meet girl thru FB, friend-of-a-friend
>we chat all the time, havent met in person though
>we decide to basically be in a relationship and plan on meeting soon
>shes goes away camping with friends for a weekend
>comes back, totally changed attitude toward me
>distant, never wants to chat

>one night at 3AM, she initiates chat
>"anon... chad raped me on that camping trip"
>go into white-knight overload mode
>crying my eyes out while doing my best to comfort her while she types the story
>she logs off around 4AM
>in my emotional state, decide to walk to the police station
>i ask the officer at the front desk "what do i do, my gf was raped"
>he gives me advice and different options while im bawling uncontrollably

>leave police station around 6AM
>my sadness turns to fury
>walk home, write a huge post on his FB page calling him out for being a rapist
>cry myself to sleep

>wake up
>like a million FB notifications
>on my post, she apologizes to chad and claims im some stalker psycho who made up the entire thing myself
>go to message her, shes totally blocked me
>all kinds of people msging me
>"you idiot, she was never raped, they fucked non-stop all weekend, it was 100% consensual, anyone who was there will tell you the same"
>wtf

>screenshot our chat and post it
>trying to set the record straight and regain some dignity
>just makes things worse, no one believes me
>saying i photoshopped it, im a sick fucking weirdo who made it all up
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prostate orgasm if you really wanna get off, you know what else is good? Hear me out.....do it while watching sissy hypno, you'll get mad 'gasms bro I swear
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>walks around in nothing but his underwear covered in piss stains because he doesn't shake
>is fat as fuck
>constantly goes on about how he goes to the gym ALL the time and works out SO hard even though I've never seen him actually leave the apartment
>drinks nothing but protein shakes
>still a corpulent fat ass
>sunbathes naked
>have had guests over
>he decides that it's the perfect fucking time to sunbathe naked or smoke a joint right infront of everyone
>can't get a word in while talking with others because he just never shuts the fuck up
>literally does nothing all day but lay on the couch and play pokemon or watch anime
>I wake up, he's watching anime
>I go to sleep, he's watching anime
>destroys the kitchen every day after making his meals
>actually has the audacity to ask me to clean it up
>has hit on me a couple of times
>always calls me "baby" for some reason
>fucking near interrogates me every time I leave the apartment and come back
>comes into my room all the time for no reason and without knocking if I don't have it locked to do god knows what
>got to the point where I have to lock my room just to take a piss
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back in 8th grade on a field trip kids were paired in the same rooms, 4 kids per room with only two beds. The kid that slept in my bed cuddled me every night, and dry humped me once saying he was horny.
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me and my cousin used to jack each other off when we were teenagers
we stopped after we started having girlfriends n shit
neither of us ever talks about it
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gay sex
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butt play
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>>4402411
>>4402412
WHO ARE YOU QUOTING
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>>4402480
a gay man
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also during a sleepover in middle school my friend let me slide my dick between his cheeks but not penetrate him, it was pretty arousing
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>I was at a friends house, and we >were all drinking. After everone >passed out I woke up in the middle >of the night to a guy playing with >my dick( he was openly gay) I >pretended I was still asleep, while >he ended up blowing me. I never >came so hard in my life and >couldn't pretend I was asleep any >longer. We ended up blowing >eachother and he played with my >ass. I kinda wished that I woulda let >him fuck me since I was so >wasted...

Really wish this would happen again...
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One time I jerked my friend off "to fuck with him".
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me and my friend got high and sucked each others dicks he came on my face and i fucked him in the ass
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god I'm horny
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>>4402411
>>4402412
>>4402416
>>4402420
>>4402440
>>4402449
>>4402536
who are you quoting?
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>city boy, 18 years old
>experimenting with drugs, getting a taste for opiates and benzos.
>couple of vics/percs/footballs is my tolerance.
>through a dude at work find a connect for fentanyl patches and xanax footballs an hour away in some bumfuck nowhere "city"
>show up at the dude's house, he's mid 50s, beginning stages of obesity, creepy vibe right away.
>porn is on via dvd player
>start the transaction. Buy 5 patches and 20 footballs.
>do half a patch right away and this dude starts feeding me free xanax I didn't buy, >I'm not realizing what he's trying to do yet
>I make a comment about how dedicated the girl is to sucking dick.
>He's sitting about foot away from me across the room in from of tv.
>right after I make that comment he leans in, looks me in the eyes, licks his lips and very eagerly says "ever had a guy suck your dick?"
>I tell him that I'm not into that.
>get my shit and start heading to the door.
>he's surprised I can stand up. I'm stumbling but I feel like I need to get out of there
>somehow limp my car to the gas station and get 2 energy drinks. drink up and drive like a maniac home.
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Post moar!!!!!!

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>4402561
gay
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>>4402412
>>He tells me he needs it in his mouth
>>I agree

LOL i don't even know who you're quoting
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>>4402561
geez, he was offering you a succ and you pussy out? it's only ghay if you give a succ, but not when you're on the receiving end.
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>>4402423

weed turns you gay guys
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One time I gay sexd my friend as a pranke
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>>4402546
same fam
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everyone itt is actually a cute girl
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>>4402611
hi bby
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>>4402599
>>4402611
nice dubs
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>be me
>last night
>invite bisexual friend over to me place with the clear understanding that we'd play DBZ cards and have casual sex
>he enthusiastically agrees
>play a few games of DBZ and get a few drinks in him
>both of us are having a good time
>start rubbing his leg to try to move things into the bedroom
>tfw he suddenly freaks out and leaves
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one time when i was younger i had gay experience with my friend, it was the worst time of my life and fugged me up mentally now i am anti social virgin and disgusted by sex

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>4402613

hey ;^)
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>>4402599
>peener in my pooper
>turn around
>is a prank bro
>lol
nice dubs
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>>4402623
Lol me to

"It's fun it's called wiener in the butt"

Haha ok

waitaminute.gif

Kid turns out gay irl and I am straight with terrible memories
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benis in butte
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>be me
>fat disgusting 29 y.o. obese virgin loser on disability becuz too fat to even sit up right
>family hires live in nurse to take care of me cuz they can't stand me anymore
>first day nurse comes rings doorbell
>"jackpot... human contact and with a female no less
>send my remote control truck with key to the door. tell her she must put hand through doggy door to get key and unlock door becuz i'm too fat
>unlock door
>nurse comes in but can't see hher yet cuz neck to fat to swivel
>finally comes into my view
>fyg is a man
>he's quite twinkish very thin and feminine face but has stybble mustache
>also is puerto rican
>ghall my name is pablo i take care u yah?
>i am humilitaed for te last time
>struggle to get upfrom rascal motor scooter
>cant cuz too fat
?end up shitting my stretchy pants
>"oh no he has assident yah?
>at this pontim in tears never neen so humilitaed inmy life
>is ok lil anjel pablo take care yah?
he says in his seductively twiink voive
>pablo gets on all 4
>pulls my rancid feces stained sstretchy pants off
>no pls i say my voice muffled by my fat
>too late
>I can feel hot latin tongue swirling my anus
>hw wipes me clean with his sweet mouth
>get a chub
>it strggles to pass through my fatty belly
>oh lil anjel like yah?
>he's blowing me with his mouth still covered in doritos poop
>oh yes so good
>my measly cock dribbles the last bit of cum my balls will evr produce onto his peurto rican tongue
>happiest day of my life
>pablo is deported the next week and never see himmafain
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>>4402673
That's just disgusting.
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I payed my friend like two dollars to suck my dick in 8th grade
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>>4402692

pls no bully this is my life
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no homo
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Literally dryhumped with another guy until we both came at age 13
We were both fit (lol university happens) and never spoke about it ever again with anyone

Delicious
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>>4402640
True
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hahahhaa pr0xY P@!G3!
1337 haxors!
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>>4402786
3D Keksandra**
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>be 13
>sex drive is through the roof because puberty
>find my mom's dildo in her room
>put it in my ass because curious
>start to regularly do it
>sometimes use my mom's lube, sometimes my saliva
>definitely better with lube but can't use it too often cause she would notice
>start to really enjoy anal penetration
>still don't know anything about the prostate though
>watch anal porn vids and try to imitate them
>one day my best friend and I are alone at my house
>both fap to youporn under our shirts, something we used to do very often
>show him the dildo to have a giggle
>I confess I tried putting it in my ass
>still don't know why it turned me on so much to tell him at this moment
>I take some lube and show him
>take it balls deep
>he's laughing his ass off but still wants to watch
>we don't really talk, but I can tell we're both very turned on
>my heart is pounding
>I get naked and fuck myself in front of him
>the situation is so fucked up I turn into full slut mode
>it feels 10 times better than usual
>I'm moaning so loud I don't recognize myself
>friend is freaking out, he sits next to me and starts fapping
>he asks me questions about how it feels
>he gets naked too
>I suddenly understand that if I keep on fucking my ass like that I'm gonna cum
>I ask him if he wants to fuck me
>he freaks out even more but says yes
>he puts his dick in and pounds me for 15 seconds
>he cums inside me
>he pulls out, I'm still not finished
>I put the dildo back in me and give myself a pounding
>there's definitely a spot that feels better than the rest
>after a moment my ass contracts and I ejaculate on the floor
>felt incredible

tfw I lost my virginity to my best friend and I had my first prostate orgasm in front of him with his cum dripping from my ass
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Sucked a guy's dick once in 7th or 8th grade can't really remember which was in middle school for sure, got pissed when he wouldn't return the favor because I was "too Hairy down there".
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not gay but when i was 14 i was super horny so i sucked off 3 hot guys at school and let them piss in my mouth
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penes and tegsigle
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Sucked a dude's cock in a public toilet and then masturbated with my mouth filled with his jizz while he watched
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`'^~-.,_,.-~^'` TAINT `'^~-.,_,.-~^'`
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succ le pipip
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had sex with a man
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>>4402865
dude that's gaay
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>>4402871
You Fairy
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>>4402865

FAG
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>15 posters
>64 posts
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>>4402891
Who are you quoting?
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>>4402892

you ya GAY WAD lol

*jerks u off*
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>>4402900


i'm jizzin rn lmao
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>>4402902

lol i'm not even gay btw *licks ur cummies* ahaha
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>>4402906

it's weird but i like it........
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>>4402909

don't be a fag about it and tell mom, ok?
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>>4402911

my secret joy... I'm in love with a boy!
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>>4402916

ye but u can treat me liek a grl if u wanna hehe ;^) jusst as a pranke tho lmao
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>>4402920

i'm the girl now you lilttle sissy! suck me and jerk me and USE my privates lol
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this thread just turned really gay
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what kind of homosexual gets off to f*cking dudes anyway
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>>4402951
ur mum
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One time when I was playing hide-and-seek with a friend, he kissed me on the cheek while my eyes were closed.
Stopped hanging out with him after that.
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>>4402960
play hide the sausage more like, haha
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>>4402951
male homosexuals
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Often had sex with 2 mates in elementary school. Had sex with them without the other one knowing.
Then again when i was like 12-13 with another guy dik why though. Was funny, but not gay this day today.
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>>4402990
>12
off by one darn
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>>4403011
nice dubs
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I went to a cross dresser or tranny or whatever the fuck they were, didn't really ask, for a bj. Got sucked off came 3 times in a row. didn't look down and tried to pretend it was a girl blowing me and then i went home and couldn't look at myself in the mirror for a couple days properly and felt super super weird. kinda wish i hadn't done it although i came really fucking hard those 3 times in a row. i only had two girls in my life be able to give ones that good. good ones are rare. anyway, it was some free head so i did it but it was still kinda icky
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>be "18"
>having a sleepover with my friend who is "18"
>i had recently discovered the wild world of pornography on the internet
>mostly like to watch lesbian porn, but i have seen a little of everything
>11PM, ask friend if he wants to see something cool
>we sneak into my moms office/computer room
>open google, search for "sex"
>find a page i had learned of early (89xcom)
>click on a fetish/theme, it streams a 30/45 second clip of it
>his face is in awe
>clicking through every option a-z
>arrive at g
>gay.mov
>i think we both got the idea at the same time... we close out the window and go back to my room
>ask if he wants to see my peen, he says yes
>pull down pajama pants hard as a rock but "18" years old so 2.5 inches at most
>ask to see his, he gladly obliges
>ask to see his butt, he takes his pajama bottoms off all the way and turns around on his hands and knees
>he says "do what they did in the movie on the computer" or something to that effect
>pull large blanket all the way over us, aline my cock with his ass crack
>dont know about actually fucking his hole so just grinding on his crack
>feels alright
>he wants a turn, i agree because only fair
>he repeats my actions, i stop him after a few minutes because i didnt really enjoy it
>he bends back down on his hands and knees, tells me to go again
>rubbing my dick up and down his ass, i reach down and grab his dick and balls in my hand
>we stop shortly after and go to sleep
>never spoke of it again
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butthole
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>>4403577
Nice dubs, man
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>>4403582
Thanks for the check!
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>>4402409
But did you enjoy it?
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I was REALLY desperate for money when I was 18 cause I recently lost my job so I started look for shit on Craigslist and a guy ended up messaging me with an offer, he wanted me to use dildos while he took pictures for like $500. I ignored it but when I got high I started to rethink it and ended up going
>get there, really high and nervous
>he lets me get ready, there's towels on the bed and a bunch of big ass dildos.
>oil my ass up and use them for a little
>he takes pictures telling me I'm hot and all this shit
>then he offers more money if I let him fuck me
>get the fuck out of there because I'm not having any of that, make sure to get my money though
>still ashamed of it
>later on sends me pic and says sorry for pressuring you and tries to get me to come back over
Still have the pic. May post it idk
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cramm it up the corn whole
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when i was 13-14 i fucked around with one of my school friends. we sucked each other off and fell asleep with no pants and held each others cocks. he had a micro penis so it was fun to suck
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>>4403647
juicey lil bener
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>>4402405
What in the fuck even is this thread. Am I missing something?
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>>4403673
This is an internet thread.
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mfw when this itt
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>>4403673
went swimming with a freind when we were 14-15. he was kinda feminine. under shower i made joke about dropping soap. he soaps up his ass and then bends over. i cum in butt. we never talked about it again.
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This thread is just what I needed. Now I don't feel so weird for experimenting with my best bud back in high school
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>>4403593

pls post pics bby
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>>4404902
tell the story
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>>4402405
how is she keksandra?
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>>4405197
she's a naughty butte slutte and loves sex and jizz too
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>>4405201
exactly
Keksandra is a nice girl, she would never do that
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>>4405206
don't try to force your own canon
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>>4405206
You don't know keksandra like I know keksandra...
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>>4405213
how do i get to know keksandra like you do?
do I have to stick penis in butte?
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>>4405220
i also want to use keksandra's butte for le sex xD
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>>4405227
That's lewd.

This is a christian thread.

Take the lewd talk somewhere else.
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bump for more gay sex stories
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>>4405361
i fugged the butt
the end
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>>4405372
fap fap fap
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>>4402405
A sadness fetish. Getting horny only by thoughts like "my mom dies" or "tomorrow, my dog is gonna get euthanized".
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>>4402415
well i'm not in the mood for play horse
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>>4406143
I work in IT
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>>4406146
IT as in IT, IT?
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