ITT: We petition for Nodokaii to show us his dick
dubs?
>>4401966
FUCKING NAILED IT
i aint got no dick man
>>4401985
Prove it
i wanna c it too tbqh
dumb animeposter
>>4401960
i wanna see anyones dick
+1 voteed
i'm so flattered, my benis grow big and strong
>>4402573
Will you send me pictures?
>>4402601
no never
Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>4402607
please? I'll show you my boy pussy
>>4402610
i have no desire to gaze upon your supposed "boy pussy"
>>4402612
I'll let you pet my 2 cats
>>4402616
I've petted countless cats in my day, this intrigues me not
>>4402626
they're fluffy
>>4402633
Not as fluffy as those dubs though
Ok everone, dick pictures are not flattering just everyone step away plus bodoka is a gril
>>4402657
Hi would u go on a date with me I'm really wealthy
>>4402663
Are you a wealthy lady because I don't date dudes, bro
>>4402672
Oh you love me? You thinkin' that just 'cause you be seein' me postin' and shit that you know what love be? You can't even handle my love honey-cakes
>>4402678
yes bbu Ilu
I have this from years ago.
I promised I'd never post it, but nodoka has become a bit of a tw@ lately, so fuck it.
>>4402685
THIS WHOLE TIME TH EONLY PERSON TO REPLY TO MY MEME KINO HAS BEEN A SHEMALE?
SHAME
>>4402687
I don't care about looks babe, i only care about you
>>4402696
I've won many cum shot competitions for distance
>>4402698
prove it
>>4402701
>>4402707
I'm wary of the validity of this trophy. Let me call my buddy he's an exprert on cum trophies
>>4402713
hurry back
>>4402716
He says this is a Nebraska Southwest Regional Cumshot Distance Trophy from 1984, but this is before the standards for cumshot distance competitions had been standardized so as far as he's concerned it might as well be a soda cup from Pizza Hut, competitior disqualified
>>4401960
nazi
>>4402685
WHAT WAS IT???
>>4401960
that's me in the pic
>>4402726
damn it, but I won it far and square
>>4402774
I believe you, but according to the World Cumshot Distance World Organization standards and practices, I cannot accept any trophy won in a competition before the year 1988
>>4402797
I think I have a newer one let me see
>>4402797
found it
>>4402807
That's bullshit! I won in 2001!
SHENNANIGANS
>>4402821
wait up
you were there?
what were you wearing?
>>4402861
A beautiful floral print dress and a blonde wig
>>4402872
nodokaii confirmed guy.
I'm pretty sure Luptron holds the world cumshot distance record
>>4402875
well like duh
>>4402878
I've heard stories of Luptron's incredibly virulent and tapestry-like ejaculations
>>4402872
OMG that was you? you were so cute I went home and jerked off to you
Anyone else jerking off right now
>>4402894
Mission accomplished
>>4402899
stop stealing my dubs :(
>>4402898
No I can't, ghosts are watching me... ;_;
>>4402899
can we meet up?
>>4402901
Dubs cannot be stolen they always go to the post that they need to be in
>>4402904
I can't, I recently lost both of my legs due to poor diet and lack of exercise
>>4402913
I'll come to you
>>4402913
I want to remove both your arms and keep you as a fuck pillow.
>>4402913
too much funpostin?
>>4402945
that plus diabetus and a sincere lack of interest in walking
>>4402945
get on irc faggot
>>4402945
nigger nigger come on irc we can use naughty words with eachother hehe faggot NIGGER FAGGOT!!! FAGGOT NIGGER!!!! IRC!!!!!!!!!!
>>4402930
no I'm not following babe
>>4402957
psst come overe here kid
*whispers into your hear*
(I have no legs)
>>4402962
but I can just come to your house
>>4402964
Look what are you not getting about this, man?
>>4402967
why do you need legs for me to come over?
>>4402974
You can't come over because I Have No Legs.
Qow is this the persona I've been semi dedicated to? I know nodoka is my waifu but that point in my life has come and gone. Now I'm just looking at this thread in disbelief. Was I really this homosex and obnoxious? At any rate you can have my namefig I'm going to distance myself as much as possible.
>>4402980
why not
>>4402982
I'm not actually imitating you at all though, I'm just trying to think of really stupid things to post.
>>4402985
The lack of legs in my distinct area prevents any and all people from "visiting" me, do you understand?
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>4402986
>I'm not actually imitating you at all though
>Nodokaii
like I said it's all yours
>>4402991
you just don't love me huh?
>>4403006
I hope you do truely love me
>>4403012
What's love but a second hand emotion
>>4403013
love is something I feel for you
>>4403016
I cannot believe that this is true love that you experience. How can you love me when You don't even know me? Have I wooed you with my incredible posting fury? Does it tittilate your mind to witness a person making posts with the level of clarity and wit that I dispense without a single extraneous thought? Perhaps it is my alluring and sensual aura that has roped you in. Forsooth young Onyx, do not be swayed by these parlour trick. For they betray a deepr truth, one that is tainted by years of systematic abuse and that can never be seen as perfect again in the eyes of any of those who witness it's once profound yet currently underwhelming glory.
>>4403027
The concept of love is simply a reaction of chemicals in the brain. This would make love without fully knowing something possible. Love is not based on what you know and what you don't, its based on if a chemical reaction happens in your brain or not. Therefore, it is completely possible to love someone you don't fully know. We may have never met, but there still can be love between us.
>>4403100
That beautiful, really (your dubs), but I unfortunately do not reciprocate your love at the moment. I need something more than just words on a screen. A picture, the sound of your voice, a locket of your hair, any of these things could incite a full-blown lovefest deep within my soul. But as it is, I am pretty sure you're a dude, and I already told you I don't swing that way
>>4403125
Why would you assume I, Onyx, and a lady? Perhaps I am a beautiful blonde girl, or maybe I'm the brunette from a few houses over. Who knows, maybe I am a guy, but would you really want to miss on falling in love with a girl who has the shitposting abilities of a god? One who can post within seconds of the last post, but yet the post still has meaning? It is not impossible for me to be a guy, but the possibility remains of me being a girl.
>>4403149
But assuming a boy pussy and girl pussy are both an actual vagina, there would be theoretically no difference. Or, let's assume by boy pussy I mean an anus, which both genders have naturally. Either way, saying boy pussy would not indicate I am a male.
>>4403164
You've got me there. You could probably clear this whole mess up if you just posted a picture of your tits with a timestamp though
>>4402956
this
>>4403179
No it wouldn't make you a slut, it would just make you uhh.... hmm.... what's that word....
>if a cute girl that really is a guy, a trap, what is a cute guy that really is a girl?
a tarp! lol get it, because it has the same letters
yeah
i'm into tarps
>>4403184
Well lucky for you I'm an A cup
>>4403190
Fascinating, can you just take a picture of like the left side of one of your boobs, you don't even have to show nipples
>>4403202
Nice try, but no
>>4403213
I'll see those boobs one day, mark my words
>>4403227
Alright, keep telling yourself that babe
>>4403235
I can't wait to see those hairy nips
>>4403237
whoa whoa whoa my nipples are not hairy
>>4403247
Good, I'm glad, I prefer those nips sparkling clean
>>4403253
Well you're in luck then
>>4403260
I must see these sparkly titties
