dude did you have ANY idea they finally figured out how many layers of irony im on...
le number i? did i really say that? i isn't a number lol...............................................................
>>4395581
i...the most imaginary and most ironic number of them all
Yuji Sakai? Is that you?
Yuji, I can't and won't make this any simpler for you.
You failed at life. You failed. When one thinks of what man is capable of, pushing himself to the limits physically, mentally and emotionally to achieve heights of success never before mentioned, your name will not be whispered in the same, reverent fashion that others have.
Nobody will remember Yuji Sakai. You aren't even a header or a footer in the career of someone else. Not even [s4s]'s. You are nobody. Nothing. Nada. Zilch.
In short, you are an enormous failure.
Yuji, being that you're about 45 years old and your brain has probably hard-wired itself to accept such failures by now and write off such criticism as being "ironic", really suggests that you've passed beyond the proverbial breaking-point. There's no turning back. This is your career, this is what defines you and this is what you'll defend to the end.
The abhorrent failures that are memes such as "i make a le thread", "i lold so hard", and "why is the anime angry". Yuji Sakai, that is your legacy.
Maybe I'm over-reaching, however. Who knows? People CAN change. Maybe you'll read this, Yuji, and think long and hard about what a wasteful life you've led. Maybe you'll think, "wow. It's incredible just how abysmal and pathetic I really AM!" Maybe you'll lift some weights in the morning. Maybe you'll take a self-help class.
Maybe in a couple of years, Yuji, you'll have learned from your failure. I doubt it, though.
I genuinely doubt it.
>>4395564
you stupid IDOIT this board is NOT FOR IRONY
POST IRONY ONLY YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS BY NOW
i am sorry to be mean but come on peopl!! this is the BASICS
>>4395564
The more a woman weighs, the sexier she is, black or white. 300lbs+ is what you should be looking for.
>>4396269
thats strange but i actually understood this graph
>>4396269
weird that i could read this considering i'm a dumb handicapped
>>4397125