>mfw I'm Yuji Sakai
Your fortune: Outlook good
>>4395482
>tfw you see a Yuji Sakai post
>>4395482
lol
>>4395495
The Ghost of LL Cool J
Yuji Sakai? Is that you?
Yuji, I can't and won't make this any simpler for you.
You failed at life. You failed. When one thinks of what man is capable of, pushing himself to the limits physically, mentally and emotionally to achieve heights of success never before mentioned, your name will not be whispered in the same, reverent fashion that others have.
Nobody will remember Yuji Sakai. You aren't even a header or a footer in the career of someone else. Not even [s4s]'s. You are nobody. Nothing. Nada. Zilch.
In short, you are an enormous failure.
Yuji, being that you're about 45 years old and your brain has probably hard-wired itself to accept such failures by now and write off such criticism as us being "tsun", really suggests that you've passed beyond the proverbial breaking-point. There's no turning back. This is your career, this is what defines you and this is what you'll defend to the end.
The abhorrent failures that are memes such as "i make a le thread", "i lold so hard", and "why is the anime angry". Yuji Sakai, that is your legacy.
Maybe I'm over-reaching, however. Who knows? People CAN change. Maybe you'll read this, Yuji, and think long and hard about what a wasteful life you've led. Maybe you'll think, "wow. It's incredible just how abysmal and pathetic I really AM!" Maybe you'll lift some weights in the morning. Maybe you'll take a self-help class.
Maybe in a couple of years, Yuji, you'll have learned from your failure. I doubt it, though.
I genuinely doubt it
>>4395503
oh, somebody used that copypasta.
that's good
>>4395572
love
Yuji Sakai (genius)
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