Please be my bf
ok
yandere gf ilu psl posdn
of course
>inb4 everyone around me dead
>>4395408
W-where did you get the knife?
>>4395469
Knives aren't hard to come by. Most households have some. I'd be willing to bet that, in the whole of meatspace, there are more buildings with knives in them than buildings that do not have any knives inside.
>>4395408
i wish we could be together, pink haired anime
>>4395408
Is that pink hair anime going to murder me for looking at another girl?
>>4395489
Yes
>>4395408
pink hair anime i love you please be my gf
>>4395491
Wouldn't she just kill the girl that I looked at?
>>4395504
That too
>>4395515
So why should I die for looking at the other girl?
>>4395518
She cray cray yo
>>4395527
But that doesn't work, why can't the girl I look at die and not myself?
>>4395408
Nah, I'm not into shit waifus.
>>4395533
im checking those dubs and i'm thanking you from the bottom of my heart for gettingt them, so magnificent, so grand
>>4395544
Then I'm checking your dubs and asking why should I die?
>>4395546
Nobody should die, but unfortunately everyone does have to one day, this is sad fact of life, until we figure out cybernatic technologies and upload our conscious to robots
>>4395554
maybe you could become my slave
>>4395577
Anything's possibile in the magical technologically advanced future of human civilization
nice dubs as well
Your fortune: Average Luck
>>4395554
But why should I die for looking a girl?
>>4395616
People have died for less tbh fam
>>4395627
But that doesn't make sense, why should I get cut open for saying hello to a girl? Doesn't she get killed?
>>4395633
That's just the way the cookie crumbles, so to speak
nice dubs also m8
>>4395642
Make Esfores Great Again
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https://youtu.be/9jWGbvemTag
>>4395474
A-and for what purpose do you hold it in a reverse grip like that while eyeing me so intently? A-are those bloodstains on the knife?
bitch you couldn't handle me then ! what the serious fuck do you dare ask me this shit here! fucking failure. fuck off. pay your debts.
l have regular bowel movements shortly after getting out of bed, I poop in a styrofoam bowl so I can get a full squat on the floor and then lather and rinse anus. I used to literally stick my finger up my ass after pooping and pull out as much shit as l could, but stopped since its just an OCD behavior and I can just wash the outside of my ass with my anus closed and it will be clean enough to touch my anus and then eat a bagel.
>>4397000
>000
Nice
