I would put this shit on /r9k/ or /b/ but you guys are less faggots
So -
Girl asks my height
I tell her that I'm 5"11
She is 5"7
>'Hehe anon, I like tall guys'
I am actually 5"8 and 3/4
Am meeting up with her soon
Wat do
>>4392047
I was given a two day ban for mocking them lol
#noregrets
Just go with the classic pickup line
"I may be short but I got something that would compensate for that *wink*"
Then show him yourFerrari
>>4392044
Bring her topkek. chicks dig topkek
>>4392044
Bring dat boi with you.
>>4392044
nice dubs. u could have avoided any embarrassment by simply being honest about ur height in the first place. ur basically about average height, still taller than her and she is tall for a girl. so no need to claim a few more inches. my advice is to be honest and admit ur a couple inches shorter than claimed.
>hi i'm a compulsive liar how do i get out of the consequences of my actions without having to apologize for being a liar and just trying to be honest
lying wont get you anywhere in life kid , turn over a new leaf and tell her you lied about your height because you feel insecure about your height, and she might surprise you and tell you she lied about something too, possibly about being attractive or maybe she has a benis
here u cn wear these shoes lel
>>4392044
why are you not using the metrecents instead of muricametres?
>>4392044
>5'11''
>tall guys
Hey sure thing bud, whatever you say bud, totally not a manlet bud =]
>>4392688
Oh shit whaddup
(Dat boi likes dubs)
