Sexy

thanks

Hote

this mad me pee white peepee.

>just touch your toes,
>bend until you touch/break your back, >somersault forward herniating disks even further for more action-power,
>pass out from internal bleeding and spinal cord damage so you'll be numb pretty much ironically nulling the succ
>wake up or have fake eyes drawn on your ded ones have a buddy to take picture because you are now paralyzed
> evolved into a roly-poly new being

if you poop in this state, somersault in reverse, or you'll travel with your poop

I'm quoting the "Book of Action-Power"

>>4385989
my hash turned poop colored, poop boi, what did I do wrong?

>>4385993
u did gud. but needs more dank and thank (as in bless it while proce.ses.ing)

I'm a separate entity from poopboi

>>4386001
we used to be one, angelina

>>4385611
>11
dubs.

>>4385425
this feat is so discussed that once i tried to see if i could flex back far enough that pretending if i had a reasonably long benis if my face could get up to my no no region close enough. i think i have decent flexibility but i find this act somewhat improbable. so my advice if u want to sux a duck is just find a friend to halp with that, jeez!
this post is not lewd, it's silly and there is a difference.

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>>4386497
Was it fun pretending to have a penis?

>>4386500
>00
was it fun pretending to get dubs? nice!
when i browse here on my phone i always see the jlist ads for "male stress" toys or whatever o_O

>>4386504
I had a great time, thank you. I have personally never used a sex toy on my donger, it seems like a waste of money