hello friends! i am showing how to make a stir fry pls upboat and subscribe! this is from yesterday but... my phone and compy are both wanting to be bitches to me idk why.
so basically the idea is u cut up some veggies, meat or whatever, and stir them constantly while cooking them in very hot oil for a short amount of time. then serve with rice or noodlels or whatever u want!
i got some chinese rice noodles for this. i also have some vietnamese bean noodles and chinese wheat/rice noodles and some greek pasta (thick spaghetti type) where only greek letters are on the package.. lol.... i bought all those together. so at least my noodlels are authentic aZn tYpE this time.
>calling your computer a "compy"
please, this is the 1990's
>>4370213
puter
here is what i had:
sesame oil, which is preferred but i didn't have enough
coconut oil (which is cool! i need to use this more but it doesn't really fit with western food so i rarely have a use for it)
salt, corn starch, honey, soy sauce, sesame seeds which i was going to garnish the final dish with but forgot about when i got around to serving it, LOL (they only appear in op pic)
a little curry powder and a little cayenne pepper,
two pieces of star anise, two cloves of garlic, five red/yellow small sweet peppers, small piece of ginger, two white baby carrots, a few shiitake mushrooms, a zucchini, lol chinese rice noodles, tofu (am i weird that i like it?? i usually fry it before eating but i kinda like tofu), beef cut for stir fry, and broccoli......
wow that is a lot of different stuff.
>>4370218
no i didnt think i liked tofu but then i had it fried and also added to stir fry and woo its good in little cubes if theres other things around them
ur first step is:
get the sauce ready so everything can marinate for a bit, even b4 u slice all ur veggies.
i mix about a tbsp of minced ginger with soy sauce and whole star anise, and added some honey, cornstarch, cayenne and curry powder (to taste). this forms the basis of ur sauce. u will throw out the star anise they are just for marinating don't leave them in there unless u liek breaking ur teefs ;ppp
>>4370221
it tastes like nothing but has a subtle flavor but with a good crust around it it's kinda tasty... everyone i've convinced to taste it though... they dislike.
gud thred lo lo. ppl who haet u are stupit
>>4370210
shit garbage food looks like shit again dumbass
so here is the final mise en place!
peppers cut into a large julienne (seeds ribs and stems removed), carrots peeled and large julienned (halfway to batons), mushrooms destemmed and sliced (save the stems for mushroom stock! they freeze well), brussels cut the same way (tho the outer leaves will shred which is fine, garlic minced!, tofu cut into cubes, zucchini large dice, broccoli pared down to small florets (stem pieces diced)
die cunt no one cares you're fucking fat. we see this thread and go oh right lolo's fat and gross. fat shithead bitch homebody
>>4370237
the fuck up dumb piece of shit. stop being so fucking heavy you heavy fat handed mongrel
>>4370210
taaty looking food looks amazing again geniouse
and for rice noodles apparently the way to cook them is to soak them in hot water first and then dip them in boiling water for 30 seconds. also i seasoned the beef at this time. i just used some salt and a little cayenne pepper.
fathaaaaands! fat HUAAAAANDS! fathands fuck off! fatvag slut!
>>4370242
look like your fat vag yeast infection shithead die everyone hates your shitty cooking it sucks ass dirt garbage wanna throw up throwing up on your plate bithc
>>4370210
good thread
shitty dirt food watery probly always something wrong with a lo lo food idiot dish spending all fucking day making stupid ass shit i make de cannabutter bitsch u GAY
>>4370228
i was dating a girl that would cook tofu every now and then and i liked it, you can make it pretty tasty
>>4370244
>44
nice dubs but i'm not fat, lol
so u wanna cook everything in a small amount of very hot oil very quickly. so don't over pile the pan. throw each veggie in one at a time and stir it constantly until it looks cooked over high heat.
if u overcrowd the pan u will wind up steaming the food instead of stir frying it.
stir frying is actually basically the same thing as sauteing btw.
lolo GAY. n'next then u take de boilt pasta and mix ta da!' fucking impaling your faggot head with a soldering iron. so probably a guy. so definitely most likely a guy. and thn he has like a little cornre of his closet where he dressses up in dresses and pretends ot be girl for his shitty thread you braindead FAGGOT you fucking DEGENERATE faggot i am onto you you are a guy you bitch
>>4370258
definitely fat. @ 160 & 5' 6" u fat. u fucken fat ur hands chubby its all making a whole lot of sense. clinically overweight you FAT shit i see FAT pigs like you carryin that extra weight around and it GROSSES everyone out you're not fooling anyone its litterly embARRASING to see some fat short cunt like u in place with friends ause they all TEASE you EVERY guy with friends in publicx TEASIng ur fat ass behind ur back
here is the tofu cooking, omg this is the scariest part cuz even tho this is hard tofu it has a ton of water and there is splatter danger here.. be careful! and stir often. it did not stick! (which i've had tofu stick to the pan before so this was success)
i seemed to have missed taking a picture of the babby white carrots cooking but i did cook them
>>4370265
scariest part oh yea you're real scared! splatter hope it fuckin splatters in your eye permanent damage to your fucking vision shithead i got a babby white carrot for u to suck on !
here are the peppers cooking!
>>4370267
wow die tonite please thanks! looks like complete shit and your piece of shit stove looks cheap and dutty . dunty cunt
here are the mushrooms!
>>4370270
kill your stupid ass self thanks! retarded piece of congealing milkfilth just combine them no one needs to see them all separately in the fucking pan stupid shit. dumb fatass blurry bullshit picture
brussels sprouts!
with stir fry use whatever u want! it doesn't have to be babby carrots and water chestnuts (which are usually only available canned), anything fresh is good!
zucchini!
>>4370273
nasty ass canned chestnuts stuffed in you fuckin cellulite-encrusted cunt gross bitch
>>4370266
You hate her and you wanna kill her yet you wanna bang her
What would Sammy think?
>>4370276
dirtbag die no one needs to see several blurry pictures of all the ingredients separately in the pan. what did you put them all in and take them out again just for a picture? you fucking retarded autist you are massively autistic and we need to put your useless ass down. you're a useless eater, as henry kissinger would say. dirt. dirtperson. die in the ground. dead on the kitchen floor no one cared
aaand last add the beef and the garlic once the beef starts giving up its water. turn the heat down at this point also.
>>4370277
nice dubs! do u have a source for them fresh in my area? cuz i don't.
>>4370285
like your dirtugly vagcavern you disgusting autist cancer in your asshole! colorectal cancer!
dirtugly fatcunt. you're fucking retarded in the brain you ugly fatass fuck off away from here
stupid shithead take it to a relevant board meathand cunt imma start a dirtfat fatty hand thread about you every time you make one of these bitch aahahhaha
>>4370284
now with the heat on low add all the veggies back to the pan, and mix in the sauce well, and let it simmer for a few minutes. this is an ideal time to cook ur noodles. u may want to toss the cooked noodles with some of the sauce also, or just toss them with the stir fry to get the sauce over them.
that is pretty much all! :D
a basic stir fry should be in ur meal rotation cuz other than cutting everything up it's super easy to make and pretty tasty!
i took one picture for each ingredient cuz i really was cooking them very fast and stirring everything constantly over high heat!
>>4370299
nice dubs, that looks quite scrumptious
>>4370299
plain as dirt. just like you. dirtplain as dirt. end your garbage life this is not a worthy use of time. end your dirt life so someone else can live there. cut your throat add half cup blood into your boiling over creation passed out slumped over on stone house burning down dying rotting flesh of lolo bon appetit
cooked noodlels btw
dirtugly cunt. fathands fatass.
>>4370306
disgusting bitch die! throat cut open in the shower drained the blood served well-done lo-lo to the dogs . promptly pass on before morning! we hate you cunt die fuck off away from here
i was autistic and ate with chopsticks, lol! i have some of the washable kind i forgot where i got those.
>>4370308
stop being jealous
>>4370311
plain ass dirtshit. tasteless dirt noodle. shitfat face, shitfat life that's the way it is i suppose. mortaring your earholes shut in a rush with wet coke in a starbucks bathroom with the door close im boozed im left in residue and confused like the first time you used soft water
fuckugly fatass dirt bitch literally the most eventful moments of her life are shared on this board how sad is that. then its on to irc for the fucken eentire nite cause no one wants to get near this ugly dirtbitch
i knew it was on booze i should have went with my instinct. ON booze of COURSE. never doubt yor instincts. except lo lo lo lo should always think twice before she follows her instincts cause they're definitely garbage from what ive seen hah
>>4370323
>lo lo lo lo
It's Lolo you retard
>>4370327
i meant to put a coma
~lo lo cooking in kitschen @ stovetop~
hello u little slute
~putteing hands on lo lo's hips~
these hips wass made for child bearing thats for sure.. ;)
~rocking slowly back & forth~
lo lo giggles, distracted by masculine energy
~snuggling face in nape of lo lo's necke~
lo lo stirring risotto slower & slower as her sensations r overtaken by luste
~lo lo feel so good meat slab in my pants inflating with desire to penetrate~
~whip dicke out & cockslappe lo lo's puss thru thin black yoga pants~
lo lo let out a sexy 'eep' & exhales
titillated @ the notion of stoppeing cookeing and getting pumped full of man juice
~she reach back rainbow fingernailes grabbe my dicke & stroke koppel time~
'j-just two more minutes..' she sez clearly wanting the cocke
~lo lo turns drops 2 her knees and puts my junk in her mouth
holding deep for a moment & letting out a seductive moan with a whole mouthful of manhood!~
yea u fuken love it
>>4370330
Retard
>>4370320
REEEEEEEE TRIGGERED TRIGGERED TRIGERRED!!!
NOT THE COFFY NO COFFY NONONONO
:^)
>>4370266
>66
>i got a babby white carrot for u to suck on
dumb bunny called his dick a babby carrot... lol
i'm not gonna bully. it's easier to get off with hands and mouth (which everyone has) and as long as it's big enough to actually feel something that is preferable to be being painful.
>>4370327
don't bully our pet. he can't understand what he is posting!
>>4370331
pf u wrinkled little potatoe picked u up at the market wat a sickly shriveled thing. there were much bigger and strongere potatoes but i picked up ur dead weight sorry spotted ass just so i could feel the pleasure of skinning u alive. grippin ur skin with my sausage fingeres is your only momentary relief! gna use ur insides for a potato-leek bisque bitsch choppin u up with no remorse. ~fartpoof~ yea whiff those onions u shit sniffer! how they smell! how much u loving that gas im passin hm? sit on u fuken shrimp
>>4370333
nice trips
>>4370335
that was the joek you dense bitch . i understand perfectly well. you need to be removed from this place or your thread gets destroyt! whoops ! im the star now bitshc !!
>>4370331
Fuck you...
>>4370336
~lo lo reluctantly releases her oral vicegrip from my poinga~
precume & salivae drippe from her sweete lippes as she gasps & gulps
'mm' ~she hops back up & daintily adjusts her wrinkled collar~
with an effortlessly seductive look, she turns back around & gives the rice a halfhearted swirl while letting out a sexually frustrated sigh
*SLAP* give her hot texan ass a quick squeeze feeling her wetnesse with my wide man grip
u whettin my appetite, u kno that u scrote-lovin skank?
~lo lo whippin up a fresh batch of mascarpone for me in those panties~
with a newfound case of blueballs my hart drops in anticipation of splittin this autistic b*tsch wide open on her noisy old mattress
>>4370221
the first time i had tofu was in miso soup with udon noodles. i think the broth was beef based which helps. it was good! when i tried it plain and raw by itself holy fuck it was a taste bud challenge. but yes, fried tofu is delicious.
>>4370348
dirtdick
>>4370345
don't bully my mattress, i DO need to buy a new one but i don't want to pay for it... ;_;
>>4370345
There's a fine fine line between a lover and a friend.
There's a fine fine line between reality and pretend.
>>4370354
HAH< gotcha< u know I WRITE DAT WRITE? I OWN UR PUSS. K JUST SO WE'RE STRATE
>>4370357
this message is not in english.
>>4370357
'I guess if someone doesn't love you back, it isn't such a crime!'
Nope, there's a fine fine line between LOVE.... and A WASTE OF TIME!
Well I don't have the time to waste on you anymore. I don't think that you even KNOW WHAT you're looking for.
For my own sanity, ice got to close the door... and walk away.
>>4370264i actually get regular unwanted attention irl
Looks good, LoLo. thanks for sharing
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>4370376
thanks, MFD! u have always been a supporter
Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>4370380
I support you, fellow s4s-sis!
>>4370380
Food, and the eating thereof, is one of my top three things. You bet your ass I support some homemade cookin!
Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>4370374
probably niggers. mm. texas. yea. definitely niggers. you fatshit i dont blame a nigger for picking out any-the-hell NON-nigger to frick you fat fuck you are fat do not go into denial you admitted this at one point you clinically overweight fatgutted cunt!
>>4370395
WATCHU TALKIN' BOUT, CADE?
stupid fat fuck yea unwanted attention meaning ppl laughing at your nasty cellulite funkyfaced cunt autist
>>4370210
i think i'm hungry now
Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>4370407
no NO shut up
>>4370407
he's not even SURE! HAHHAHA HE DOESNT EVEN KNWO FOR SURE. what a bunch of SHIT food that must be if he does not even know.
>>4370395
do you want a funny story? i normally tell this to people i know irl. i was going home from my normal hangout, walking, and i don't live in walking distance to anything comparable and considering i literally work in a bar now i obviously couldn't go to my own place of employment this way anymore, anyhow, i was going home and ...
some random black dood pulls up.
"hey you need a ride!?"
no... i'm ok (just down the street leave me the fuck alone random asshole)
the guy starts talking about his name and he's in major league baseball and i can look him up.
(i don't remember the name he said, i just remember some once tried to pick me up with an "i'm baseball" reason)
>>4370415
Did you watch Laurence of Arabia
>>4370420
>420
dank
That's creepy, man.
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>4370420
anyone:
"hey you need a ride!?"
LoLo:
leave me the fuck alone random asshole)
>>4370264
This turned me on more than it probably should have.
>>4370464
LoLo is nice and non-judgemental with no inclination towards stereotyping
>>4370210
i am disappointed that almost none of the replies are about the food but i want to stress a few things for this thread:
small amount of oil, just enough to coat the pan, cook everything fast and on high heat, so cooking things separately is best!
only mix the sauce in when everything is done and keep the heat low for that part!
that is in my imo the best way to make stir fry. oh and use fresh ingredients obv.
>>4370336
sick fuck.
>>4370486
is obviously imposter. if anyone is new and doesn't know, i have an unfortunate fan who hates my food threads.
>>4370590
also I'm not sure which post i meant to reply to there but lol the one i was replying to was in fact mine.
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>4370429
The music on that movie is nice.
>>4370336
I used to like Sparkles but now I hate him for making this abomination of a post.
Degenerate piece of shit.
>>4370658
Oh right. That was the post i was trying to call imposter
>>4370667
He's a dumb faggot.
He's scum.
That post is everything wrong with the world.
It's animeposter-tier bad.
>>4370673
he's been doing this for years though, did you really not think he was a horrible human being before this
>>4370691
no he was p cool actually.
LoLo I love u!! u should make a twitch cooking show plz
>>4370709
yeah u just cook and make threds on s4s and U WILL become BIG STREMER
>>4370709
post this again to anger that fartfaggot sparkels
mai post here is only a joke tho!
>>4370729
yeah but life is a joke so u'd do good
hi lolo
LoLo please kill yourself lol just saying anyway also post pictures of yourself where you are naked I would like to see lol.
>>4370963
what the fuck is wrong with you
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>>4370210
thanks for such a nice thread! :D gonna make some myself soon...
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>>4370698
WAT SO BAD BOUT DAT POST HUH UGH I WNA SAY SO MANY MORE THING BUT AM "EN PHEN" SO TO SPEAK
>>4371181
you're sick, that's what's wrong with the post.
you should be reported to the law for obscenity charges.
>>4371181
sick fuck. you should be ashamed.
>>4370210
I want to fuck you, no condom, doggystyle, while you feed me crackers.
>>4370999
anime
i'm done with this board
>>4371225
see you in two seconds
>>4371218
stupid fuck.
>>4371256
takes one to know one
>>4371256
*slaps you're ass*
>>4371264
*lights you're hair on fire*
*shits on plate*
YUMMY NUMMY!
*grabs knife and fork*
Love shit!
*cuts into festering log of shit in a civilized way*
My mouth is watering
*plunges shit into mouth*
MMMMMMMM
*chews shit*
Soooo good!
*Licks roof of mouth to get stuck shit off*
Num num!
>>4371276
WOOH gotem.
>>4371276
Reborded fer haet crime shid lives mattress
>>4371184
its not THAT bad. the one where i pretend to be lo-lo? what is so wrong about this!
>>4371225
haha i fucken won im clearin this place of all the effeminate thin-skinned stagnating relay-chat dirt-boys. a shit-filled condom is what ur life is like nevre forget this!
>>4370691
you dumb unthinking shit-for-brains i am a brillaint actually super nice person but i have a limited tolerance for you and your dopey friends' bullshit! you post bullshit you get called out on bullshit! cant pretend to be retard all day without getting the shit smacked out of you and this is what i have proffered forth in the wake of your dirt-dumb posting! a shit-ridden hand smacking u in face stinging pain and smell of shit knowing u need to clean up~! not very pleasant is it
>>4371276
this but unironically
>>4371303
it's not your battle, shithead.
MOMMY MOMMY! MY SHIT ISNT WARM
*mommy comes in and bends over*
YAY mommy will warm my shit!
*Fingers shit into mom's asshole*
I can't wait*
*licks fingers and mom's asshole clean*
I'm gonna get on my back now, mommy!
*Mommy squats over me and blows liquid feces all over my face and mouth*
Ha-ha, silly mommy!
*Chows down on my shit*
>>4371307
well STOP using my TROPES then bitsch get ur own tropes
>>4371314
no YOU STOP loser idiot.
>>4371317
SHUT THE FAAK UP DUBS ARE NOT IMPORTANT STOP POSTING THIS POORLY DRAWN DOGE EVERY TIME NO1 IS INTERESTID! DUMB BITCH!
>>4371320
lol are you drinking drugs?
>>4371310
doop-dumb effort. this aint just dumb nigga this doop-dumb. you went full doopdumb. lmao such a misguided effort i laff @ it. who has ever posted as cade? not me thats for sure. get ur shit strait. smiling @ the difference in quality between my sexey escapades w/ lo-lo and ur pale imitation. you no match. its that simple. ur brain just aint gonna make the rite connections to allow u to COME THRU in the spectacular way i do. sorry to say
>>4371320
no more.
>>4371325
cut your hair stoner faggot
>>4371322
Ebic bubs brah
*farts*
Good thread, LoLo!
>>4371331
fake, stop causing a ruckus!
>>4371320
i hope you and your family dies in a fire you nigger cockoholic
>>4371338
Introducing: Worst poster.
>>4371339
No, #honest. sick of you boring fucktards.
>>4371341
lol heh nigger weiner. hueh hue death by nigger weiner. y-yea heh sweet, like.. pummeled to death by black ppl weiner. epic. psst you are the cancer
>>4371347
I cut it 4real
>>4371341
lol heh nigger weiner. hueh hue death by nigger weiner. y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-yea heh sweet, like.. pummeled to death by black ppl weiner. epic. psst you are the cancer
>>4371343
Introducing... oh, nobody cares.
#RoastedFAM
>>4371359
ok?!
>>4371361
that's right, nobody cares about you... WOOH gotem
everyone, LEAVE. leave this thread. there is a studious imposter among us and i cannot have you thinking the things he says are the things i would say! i am not saying these things he is! imposter please go! imposter leave! none of you couple-dozen poststring-visitors pay any more attention to this thread! it has been tainted by a dedicated imposter hell bent on who-the-hell-knows-what but if he thinks he's bout to oust me from the board that aint gonna be the case although i would not mind like a month long ban or so just to clear my head! mods pls ban ! facking ban maaaaay! ban MAAAAY
>>4371365
You didn't understand the joke, dunderhead.
>>4371367
its okay Anonymous, I know when its really you.
>>4371369
you don't understand life.
AAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AYYYOOO
smacks lips profusely
SO HOL UP HOL UP
steals
SO U BE SAYIN
gets jiggy wit it
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
eats a skittle
AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
checks for nearest KFC
U BE SAYIN
collects welfare
HOL UP HOL UP
licks teeth and smacks lips
AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
does the crip walk
SO U BE SAYIN
opens a up a 40 and pours some for his homies trayvon and michael brown
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
tweets about dis and goes to check in with his parole officer
WE GON BE
dindu nuffins
FINNA WE GON BE
sucks air through teeth
AYYYOO HOL UP WE GON BE
pulls up sagging pants
SO WE GON BE
instinctively looks around for police
SO U SAYIN WE GON BE
faints and then gets up repeatedly
SOM FINNA
scopes dem titties
SO WE GON BE
shouts at movie theater screen
SOM FINNA
chucks spear
AYYYOO SOM FINA
sets down cotton bale
HOL UP
strokes welfare check pensively
WE GON BE
throws gang sign
SOM FINNA
swings from basketball hoop
WE GON BE
grabs dick and shuffles left and right
SOM FINNA
participates in a drive-by shooting
HOL UP MUH NIGGUH
converts to Islam
U SAYING WE GON BE
repeated World Star yelling in the background
SOM FINNA
sells crack
SUUUUU SIIIIIIIII SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
evolves from a primate
>>4371374
say it with me now
WE
>>4371370
whoa.. deep, mayn. i mean do u rly or are you just making an 'anon' joke. i cannot tell. nowadays i say pretty unique things i do not revert to the same ol same ol! but that was that and it was what it was for the period of time it was. my twenty fifteen jumpoff. some people are behind the curve because it would be rather difficult to convincingly fill my proverbial shoes nowadays what with my distinctly different & inimitable schtao
ppl LOVE ME stop FOOLIN with me IT'S MY POSTS being saved NOT YOURS.
>>4371371
Your life is a joke, goofball.
>>4371377
FAAAKE YOU SAVED THIS WHEN I POSTED IT
I HAD IT NAMED DIFFERENTLY
ALSO DELET
NOW!!!!!!!!
>>4371378
pfft. you can't even flow your insult properly with mine. stop tryin.
>>4371375
WUZ
>>4371381
KANGZ
>>4371378
good poste lad
*upvotes*
>>4371380
No insults, only jokes. You try too hard if you think otherwise.
>>4371380
alrite alrite i get it now TAKE this somewhere where i am not ! do not do this in a place i am! do it where i am not so i do not get annoy with u! and link thread if u do i like reading em n seein what u crazy kids come up with
>>4371387
SHIET
>>4371387
>tfw not a kang n shiit
>>4371379
Ah-bloo-bloo
>>4371391
NAUUGH i tried my hand on /b/ few weeks back.
i was pleasantly surprised with the results
>>4371393
he didn't post anime, blindposter
>tfw Luptron
>>4371398
ur mum's an animeposter
#REKT
(yes I just used #REKT in my own post deal whit it fuccboi)
>>4371398
implying i hang on a wall
>>4371398
Suck
My
Cock
Dude
>>4371376
thousand shades of anonymous you the true hue
>>4371410
wow thanks you HEAR THAT GUYS? thanks wow
>*raises paw*
uh....big....biiiiig...BIIIIGG!!
>*farts*
..........STINKY!! STINKY BIG GUY FOR YOU!!!!!!!
POOP!!!!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHH FUNNY POOPIES!!!!!!!!!!!
XD ELELELELELELELEL PPPPPPPOOOOO
DOO DOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAH
AHAHAH
AHAHAHA FUNNY POOP! POOP FUNNY! DOODY WEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY FOR POOPIE! GOOD POOPY HAHAHAHAHAH CUNNY! AHAH XDDD
DDDDDDD
DDDDDDD
DDDDD POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP
POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP
POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP HEH POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP LELELELELELELELELELELELLE XDXDXD
POOPY FUNNY! YAY! FUN FUN POOP
! TEE HEE XD POOP! POOPY! YAY! POOP MAKE ME HAPPY! HAPPY HAPPY P
OOP POOP! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHDXDXD
UH OH< I THINK I MADE A POOPIE :^)^)^)^)^))^)^:^)^:^)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHGoHOUHHOIHOIAHAHHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
POOP IN PANTS! NO DIAPER! THAT'S FUNNY! XDDD
OOPSIE! POOPY UNDERWEAR NOW! TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEEHEEEEEEESZ
WE WANT POOPIES! WE WANT POOPIES! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH HHHHHHHH :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) AHA
POOP!
*puts hand in pants*
*sniffs hand*
hee hee...reddit! reddit the bacon!
>>4371417
LEAVE DELETE UGH u RUIN THREAD HIDDEN AF! EVERYONE HIDE THIS!
>>4371417
p00000000000000000000000pi3
Imagine Chen going to the bathroom really badly because she had some spicy tacos the other night. She sits on your face with your mouth eagerly awaiting your delicious meal she is making for you. She squirms and strains and struggles as her cute little pink anus is flexing and twitching open and close. she lets out tiny little farts that are quite strong and smelly as she giggles and apologizes for them sinking so much. But this only gets your mouth watering for what is to come. she give one more good push and lets out a little cute brown bud that slowly emerges into a thick long and delicious poop log. As she is getting more aroused from the sensation of someone serving as her loyal toilet she says in a lustful yet gingerly manner "itedekimasu unko-san~" As your long awaited meal that has been slow roasted inside her you began to eat gingerly. You can hear Chen breathing heavier as she is about to cum from this ecstasy of pooping in someones mouth. As you chew on the warm delicious product of Chen more comes from her cute butt and plops on your chest. She steps off of the seating apparatus and looks at you eating with lustful eyes. "Mmm that looks tasty~" She slowly encroaches on top of you and takes a deep smell of her meal and starts to slowly rub it all over you while taking the remaining pieces and eats some herself. "I-I can't take it anymore unko-san! I'm g-going to cum~" She then squirts quarts of her female cum juice and coats your entire body with it as you cum in sync to her cumming. She plops on your shit smeared body in complete exhaustion from the immense orgasm as the both of you bask in the afterglow of such a wonderful event. Fancy that.
>>4371422
First time I've seen that post, and I've seen a lot of copy pasta shitposts.
>>4371425
Tewi, a rabbit youkai. Rabbits generally toilet train themselves to reduce attacks from predators by pooping in only one spot so they become less easy to track. However they are also willing to use their poop for territory marking as well and will do it a lot without the presence of predators. They also don't seem to be quite that skilled at holding it in either. A single rabbit will usually stick to pooping in a litter box most of the time with the occasional poop here or there, but multiple rabbits will start poop wars. Eientei very likely has rabbit shit everywhere. Rabbits clean themselves, but dislike water. They can go into shock if directly immersed into it. Rabbits also have a scent gland, where a stinky discharge accrues and needs to be cleaned away every so often. It is locate right besides the anus. Now for the poop itself. A rabbit has two types of poop, the regular waste kind and cecotropes. Cecotropes are specially made by a rabbit's organs and very nutritious. That is why rabbits eat them immediately after pooping them out. They will apparently die of malnutrition without them. They also like giving caretakers a kiss after consuming them as well. It is also not unknown for a rabbit to eat the regular waste kind as well, but it's not a common occurrence. So not only is Tewi's anus very likely to have some dry shit on it and be quite stinky, she has eaten her own poop quite a lot. Even the waste kind most likely due to how long she has lived.
>>4371432
stupid shut AAAAAAAAAAAP SHAT AAAAAAAAAP
>>4371434
As someone who has gotten to study in a cadaver lab and researched this topic after said EMT incident, this guy has no fucking idea what he's talking about. Poop comes out easily precisely because it's moist and so is the body. It's the reason why if you cut tofu with a dry knife, the tofu sticks to the blade, but simply splashing water on the knife beforehand means that the tofu slides right off. You don't have to lube the knife to make it cut cleanly through the material, all it takes is a little water on water. Turn the adhesion into cohesion and everything slides around just fine.
If anal lubricant was a thing, constipation wouldn't nearly as major of a problem as it is.
Is there a little natural moisture there? Yes, and it acts together with a moist stool to let it pass through cleanly. It doesn't lubricate completely inorganic things like dildos nearly enough for, uh, proper usage.
A dick that's gotten a dip in a lubricated vagina or that's frankly wet enough (spitting can in fact be enough) to let it penetrate, albeit laboriously, but it's not going to be sufficient to jam in the latest acquisition from Bad Dragon without some kind of tearing.
what a glorious thread
Im gay
I leave this thread for a few hours and then what...
children, behave.
>>4371580
don't tell me what to do MOM!!!
>>4371580
Yes mother
>>4370330
tthats tnot funny my father is in a comma and now he's dead because oif this wpost
retart
>>4371580
dirtdick fathands gross!! you aare not a motherly figure better play out the fantasies now before you descend into crippling childless depression in a half decade you barren whore!
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appened over a decade ago
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Anonymous 04/27/16(Wed)21:59:20 No.54265690▶>>54265713
>>54265683
>building on a faulty foundation
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Anonymous 04/27/16(Wed)22:02:14 No.54265713▶>>54265739
>>54265690
Just like how Intel has built on top of the P6
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Anonymous 04/27/16(Wed)22:03:53 No.54265739 ▶
>>54265713
>implying the P6 isn't flawless
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Anonymous 04/27/16(Wed)22:07:51 No.54265774 ▶
>>54258684 (OP)
>tfw you missed out on the $89 4tb HGST
Kill me pham
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Anonymous 04/27/16(Wed)22:12:00 No.54265825 ▶>>54265849
>>54258727
You do realize HGST is just rebranded Western Digital NAS drives right?
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Anonymous 04/27/16(Wed)22:14:25 No.54265849 ▶
>>54265825
Sure, but that doesn't mean both drives are the same. The WD red pictured is shit, even for NAS usage.
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Anonymous 04/27/16(Wed)22:20:01 No.54265914 ▶
>>54265196
what, are you so new that you don't know to stay away from 3TB drives?
2 and 4TB drives are the only thing worth buying right now for mass storage.
the ideal consumer system has a 'big enough' SSD and a 4TB 7200 rpm, 2TB 7200 rpm if you don't need as much. 1TB 7200 rpm drives cost as much as going out to eat and that's the bare minimum.
ocal library has the 2nd edition. I read the 3rd
I did the hoffman/marshall bus style grounding. Mine is a rebuilt BF Twin and it is quieter now than it was before. All pots and the speaker jacks ground on the chassis.
There seems to be a lot of disagreement in guitar amp building about the absolute best grounding scheme. Probably because most of these guys are guitarists with tech skills and not EEs a lot of the time. Hoffman says star grounding is gay and sucks. I went with his scheme because it is easy and I was eager to get playing again (my amp had been destroyed in a flood).
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Anonymous 04/26/16(Tue)11:42:53 No.984694 ▶
>>984523
Thank you anon for your answers.
i never said my chassis wasn't earthed.
it is earthed where the starground bolt is connected.
this amp can dial crazy gain so i wanted to be extra dilligent.
i prototyped it on a wooded panel before mounting it in a chassis and it was so noisy you wouldn't believe.
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Anonymous 04/26/16(Tue)15:30:43 No.984829 ▶>>984939
Are source impedance and input impedance the same thing?
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>>984829
No. Source impedance is output impedance.
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Can we also talk microcontrollers here?
I want to make an X (say, 64) channel digital recorder.
What I've sketched out thus far looks like pic related.
Clock ticks away at a specified sample rate setting each register at the same moment.
This then triggers the controller to walk through every register,
enabling it onto the bus,
then pushing it to a computer via USB.
It hopefully can do this before the next clock tick.
Is this even a good way to go about it?
Lot's of shit today instead does SPI,
which I just don't know how to think about - I like my buses.
What sort of controllers should I be looking at?
Do they even make these components/ICs like I want anymore?
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>>4371620
tru dis
What is this abomination of a thread?
>>4373302
>>4373317
>>4373318
Is this what they call the succ?
oops lol
>>4374130
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiF_04dCayI
ok i'm back
where them big booty bitches at?
>>4373337
It's lewd.
Get out of this board.
